Long Baer love history

Seeing that both of them were pretending to be deaf and dumb, Long Ba felt very bored as if he hadn't heard what he said. He rolled his black eyes and thought for a long time: "I thought of a way... I can accept my concubine as well. When they marry back, Brother Zhuang, you can pamper them for me."

Zhuang Lin was covered in cold sweat and his face turned pale. Shao Chen felt that he was able to say such absurd words. He looked like he was about to faint, and the two shouted in unison: "No!"

"Oh, why did the Taifu say no?" Long Ba glanced at Shao Chen, he still hated Shao Chen's complaint, and said slowly and seriously: "Could it be that the Taifu wants to do it for him? It’s really hard work, Taifu! Taifu taught me, um, zhen, what, the king and minister have to die, and now it’s just such a trivial matter as consummating the house on my behalf, Taifu shouldn’t refuse, right? Taifu, you are right. That's really great! I'm going to tell the Queen Mother, and let the Queen Mother reward you greatly!"

Shao Chen's face was so ugly that he couldn't speak, Zhuang Lin was also sweating, with a look of confusion on his face, carefully looked at Long Ba's expression, and then smiled bitterly: "Your Majesty, don't tease your subjects anymore, the Tai Tuo and I I can't afford such a joke..."

Seeing that the trick was exposed, Long Ba smiled and salivated, "I'm just joking with you! Taifu, don't take it seriously." Seeing that Zhuang Lin and Shao Chen couldn't laugh or cry, he also felt that his joke was probably too much.

Master Shao took a deep breath, and said stiffly: "Your Majesty, think about it slowly, and I will take my leave first."

Long Ba saw that he was really pissed off. Thinking about how rigid and boring he was, he liked to hit people's palms. He usually did things for his own good. At this time, he felt a little guilty, so he rushed to catch him. The sleeves are pulled tightly.He kindly detained him and said: "Teacher, don't walk slowly. I buried sweet potatoes in the fire, and they will be ripe in a while. Taifu eats one before leaving?"

He opened his dark eyes innocently, and his cautious demeanor resembled a fawning puppy.

Zhuang Lin also persuaded, and gave Shao Chen a wink from the sidelines: The emperor has a child's temper, so if you want to persuade him, you have to be patient and take your time.Tai Fu bear more?

After Shao Chen got over the anger, and looked at Long Ba's dumbfounded look, he suddenly felt that his anger was all on the cotton, and it was useless except to make himself angry, so why bother.He came with Zhuang Lin, so naturally he should go together, so he took a long breath, sat down on the railing resentfully, and made up his mind that if it was not necessary, he would never talk to the emperor again today.The emperor can't say half a word of good things, his mind is full of strange and irritating thoughts, and if he says more than ten words with him, it will definitely shorten his life.

After a while the leaves were burnt out, Long Ba picked up a pile of large and small sweet potatoes from the ashes, picked one that was slapped to clean the floating ash on the surface, peeled half of the skin himself, and handed it to Shao Chen graciously, flattering him: "Teacher, this is for you, be careful not to burn your mouth." She wanted to please Zhuang Lin again.

Zhuang Lin didn't dare to bother him to do it himself, picked one up by himself, and said with a smile: "I will do it myself."

Long Ba let out a groan,

For a moment, the three of them were speechless, and the monarch and his subjects sat around the corridor, facing some portraits of beauties, and eating sweet potatoes together.

When the autumn wind blew up, the painting wanted to fly with the wind, so I didn't care whether it was gray or not, so I picked up a few sweet potatoes to hold it down.

The Luo skirt of the beautiful woman on the skirt was suddenly dirty, and she changed from the appearance of a fairy to the peasant woman in a mountain village.

Long Ba looked at it, and couldn't help being curious: "Brother Zhuang, in fact, these sisters are really beautiful. If I hadn't already made a decision... Well, the sisters are all very good, I will let you go first." Pick the most beautiful one, why don't you want to marry one and go home?"

After asking these words, Shao Chen paused slightly for a while.

Zhuang Lin was very helpless, and wanted to avoid answering, but Long Ba stared straight at him with a pair of black eyes, with an expression of swearing not to give up until he asked the end of the casserole, and he raised his ears and raised his chin, ready to listen. The posture of gossip.

Zhuang Lin coughed lightly, but still said calmly: "I don't want to marry a wife because it is well known that I have a broken sleeve. I only love men and not women."

It should be shameful to have such a secluded hobby, but Zhuang Lin said it in a calm and generous way, without a trace of embarrassment and shyness, as if it was a matter of course.

Shao Chen remained silent, not showing much consternation because of this, obviously he knew about this earlier.Long Ba's mouth opened into a circle, and he said awkwardly for a long time: "It's not well known, at least I don't know, Brother Zhuang, you used the wrong word, Taifu, right?"

Shao Chen didn't want to talk to him, so he nodded reluctantly.

Fortunately, Long Ba didn't care, and just chased after Zhuang Lin and asked: "You said you are that, that broken sleeve. Can you stop marrying a wife if you break your sleeve? Aren't you afraid of being unfilial?"

Ji Lin smiled, stretched out his hand to wipe the black ash on Long Ba's chin, and replied seriously: "I have two younger brothers, and they are free to do the business of passing on the family. Since I have such a hobby, naturally If you can't fall in love with all the women in the world, why bother to marry a wife, and let down the daughter of a good family..." He seemed to be still talking, but after a pause, he stopped talking.

Long Ba nodded with a vague understanding, but asked again: "Then you, have you never been married?"

Zhuang Lin seemed to think about it for a while, then nodded heavily.

Unexpectedly, Long Ba cheered in a low voice: "It turns out that if you break your sleeves, you don't have to marry a wife! That's great! Then I'm also broken sleeves! You don't need to marry a wife!"

Zhuang Lin was so choked that he coughed, and Shao Chen, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, got his mouth burned by a sweet potato and was in a panic.

Long Ba said enthusiastically: "Teacher, if you are troubled, please go and tell the Queen Mother that I have broken my sleeves with Brother Lao Zhuang, and I will no longer be able to accept concubines!"

The corners of Zhuang and Shao's mouths twitched, and it took a long time for Shao Chen to tremble and say, "Nonsense, nonsense!"

"It was my fault for teasing the Grand Tutor just now." Long Ba rubbed the back of his head, smiled embarrassedly, and said very sincerely: "I really didn't lie to the Grand Tutor. I have someone I like, not a woman. We I have already made a marriage contract, and if I go back on my word, I will be in great trouble. Tell the Queen Mother not to force me to get married!"

Shao Chen was so angry that his whole body trembled and he was speechless.Zhuang Lin seemed to have thought of something, and was a little at a loss, unable to think of any words to persuade him.

Long Ba only acquiesced when he knew it.He bowed his head happily to pick out the cold sweet potatoes to eat, and casually asked curiously: "Teacher, why don't you marry a wife? Could it be, you are also a broken sleeve, Taifu?"

"This is great!" Long Ba was overjoyed, and reached out to hug the shoulders of the other two: "The three of us, the monarch and his ministers, can be regarded as having a companion if we cut off our sleeves together. It must be a good story passed down in the future... Well, too Fu, where are you going? Don't go!"

Shao Chen couldn't even hold the half-eaten roasted sweet potato steadily, his hand trembled and fell, rolling all the way down his skirt and falling to the ground, leaving a golden stain.

Shao Chen felt that he couldn't stay any longer, stood up while leaning on the railing, and said tremblingly: "Chen, I suddenly feel uncomfortable, so I'll take my leave..."

Mrs. Shao didn't wait for Mr. Ba to agree, and stumbled towards the outside of the courtyard. At the corner of the corridor, he accidentally stepped on Mr. Ba's littered watermelon rind, and fell hard. I don't know which part hit the stone. There was a bang.

Long Ba was startled, and hurried to help him: "Teacher Shao, are you okay, didn't you break it?"

Nosebleeds were streaming down Shao Chen's face. He turned his head in horror and saw that Long Ba was threatening to come over. He was afraid that this unreliable dog emperor would say another bastard saying that the king wants his ministers to break their sleeves, and the ministers must not stop their sleeves. What ended up being an eternal joke, was that Lian Hui didn't care to take pictures, and staggered away.

"Teacher, Tutor! Don't go!" Long Ba only suspected that he might go to the queen mother to say what he was doing wrong after running away, so he hurriedly shouted behind him, but the more he told Shao Chen to run, the faster he ran. Hurry up, thanks to his frail scholar, he disappeared in a short while like a gust of wind, so Long Hao had no choice but to turn around resentfully.

Zhuang Lin was startled and anxious when he saw it, and laughed in astonishment, sympathizing with Shao Chen and fleeing, helplessly said to Long Ba: "Your Majesty, be careful, you shouldn't tease the Grand Tutor like this. You can do things like cutting off your sleeves casually." Did you mean? He is the only seedling in his family."

"The emperor himself shouldn't use the broken sleeve to prevaricate the queen mother. This is not a fun and interesting thing. The emperor may just want to be fresh for a while. If this is the case, don't talk about it in the future."