Long Baer love history

Of course, Long Ba couldn't let him just lift the quilt and make the truth known to the world.

He wrapped the quilt tightly, and said falteringly: "I, I want to sleep for a while, just for a while."

The old eunuch looked distressed, and looked at him with a wrinkled and bitter face: "This... Your Majesty, it's getting late..."

"Just sleep for a while, just a little while!" Long Ba said angrily, "Go down!" Then he glared at the ladies and sisters standing in a row in front of the bed: "Go down, all of you!"

The eunuch wanted to persuade him again, but Long Ba became angry from embarrassment, grabbed the pillow and threw him face to face: "Everyone go down, you hate it to death!"

The old palace people had no choice but to make a face, and a group of people filed out, but they didn't go far, they just exited the palace.

And almost a group of people turned out, the old eunuch immediately poked his head in again, and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, it's really getting late..."

Long Bayuan was still lying on the bed with her eyes open, but shifted her position a little, and felt that the wet trousers were uncomfortable to wear, so she kicked off the trousers and kicked them to the corner of the bed.I only hate that Eunuch Liu came in too fast.He didn't even have time to dry his clothes with a formula.Originally, according to his intention, he wanted to change his clothes when there was no one in the hall, but then he changed his mind and remembered that the sheets and bedding in this hall had to be changed every day. The fact that he wets the bed will be revealed to the world!What will he do then, can he eat people and silence him?

Long Ba also thought about taking the sheets, underwear, etc. out of his treasure bag to destroy the evidence, and also thought that the real fire of the three flavors would be burned on the spot so that there was not even ashes left.But in this way, the sudden disappearance of the bed sheet is also very suspicious.

Brother Chang Zhu and Brother Jun, including his father Seventh Brother, told him not to use spells in front of mortals at will, so as not to cause panic if people find something strange, and he must be more careful when entering the palace.Long Ba was worried that if he did this, people would see his flaws.

With all kinds of concerns, Long Ba hadn't come up with a feasible countermeasure, but the lingering old eunuch came to urge him to go to court again.

Long Ba wrapped himself in the quilt, curled up like a bug, and hummed: "I don't feel well, I don't want to go to court today. I'm sick and can't get out of bed, alas..."

It's a pity that Long Ba was used to lying in bed, and he was usually strong and strong, so no one would believe it when he said this.The eunuch only regarded him as a laziness attack and looked at him suspiciously.Not to mention that he was fine just now, even now, Long Ba has a face like a peach, his eyes are like spring water, his face is ruddy and pink, his complexion is very good, there is a half-sickness there, and his speech is full of anger very.

But the emperor is the emperor, once Jinkou, the emperor of the real dragon, said that he was sick, you couldn't tell Qiang Qiang that he was not sick.

The eunuch sighed helplessly, and said: "Then the old slave is going to invite the imperial physician to show the emperor? Can you cook and pay for medicine?"

Long Ba hurriedly turned his head and said: "No need, I just have some headaches, just sleep for a while and it will be fine, you let me sleep alone for a while. I really don't need the doctor to see me. I don't take medicine!"

In this way, Eunuch Liu's idea that he was pretending to be sick was even more confirmed in his heart, but he knew that it was a one-off, and on the surface he had to act as if he didn't know anything.

Besides, the emperor is now the only child of the royal family, so there is a reason why it is good to let him simply sleep when he is sick.Moreover, Long Ba had always been careless, innocent and innocent, and didn't have the consciousness of putting on the emperor's airs to scare people, so the palace people were close to him, and they were not very afraid of him.

Now that Longba wanted someone to go out, none of these palace people listened to him, the old eunuch Liu gave him a wink, and instead, everyone hushed and asked around the bed, chatting about their health and wellness.

Long Ba never expected such a result, he was stunned like a thunderbolt.You must know that he is still bare buttocks, if he had known it would be uncomfortable, he would not be in a hurry to tear off his wet pants.

A large group of people surrounded him, fearing that someone would be too attentive and tear off the quilt covering him, he carefully grasped the quilt tightly with both hands, curled himself up in anxiety and fear, and stood aside Amidst the buzzing voice of inquiry, he was like a little chick wandering in the wind and rain, deeply regretting his careless words.

So he didn't notice that the old eunuch Liu sneaked another wink to the side while he was gone, and Eunuch Liu's confidant and follower, Xiao Zhuzi, understood and retreated quietly.

What do you want to ask Xiao Zhuzi to do?Of course, if you find someone who can solve the problem to solve the dog emperor in front of you.

There are only a few people in the Celestial Dynasty who can solve the dog emperor.

The first is the national teacher, there seems to be no problem that the national teacher can't solve-the old dragon took it for granted that the mountains and rivers changed colors, ghosts and wolves howled, and the real emperor didn't pay attention to it, let alone take advantage of Longba, a fake and shoddy product.But Chang Da Guoshi's rank is too high, which is suspected of killing chickens and overkill, and since the death of the former emperor, the national teacher was called Yunyou, but he actually went around fooling around, and his whereabouts are not easy to find.

The other candidate is the queen mother, but it seems a bit overkill to use the queen mother for this matter?If the Empress Dowager finds out, the dog emperor who is pretending to be dead in bed will be unlucky, and they will not be able to please the people who serve the emperor.

Xiao Zhuzi felt that if the Queen Mother knew that while cleaning up the emperor, he would also teach the emperor's people a lesson, it would be a very wronged person.Speaking of ineffective teaching, shouldn't this be the responsibility of the dog emperor's teacher?

The emperor's teacher has always been the national teacher, so naturally no one dares to fault Chang Zhu and Lao Long, but fortunately, Long Ba has another teacher.Taifu Shao and General Zhuang, one literary and one military.

Outside the Jinluan Hall, the dew was gone in the sun, and the autumn sun was so warm and comfortable that people wanted to yawn.

The courtiers had been waiting for an hour.Standing sore and weak, they even ignored the rule of silence in front of the hall and no chattering, and gathered together in twos and threes to talk in low voices.But fortunately, when the late emperor was alive, he checked the conduct of officials many times, but no one dared to go home without authorization.

Shao Chen is the grand tutor, the teacher of the emperor, if the dog emperor does not come to the early court, all the officials secretly look sideways at him without saying anything.

Taifu Shao stood under the steps, his face was cloudy and cloudy, as dark as the bottom of a pot, full of resentment, all the courtiers on the left and right were three feet away from him, no one dared to talk to him.

Zhuang Lin stood among the military officers opposite, with a wry smile on his face.

Dazhuang mixed with his courtiers also had a thoughtful expression.

Just when everyone was guessing.Xiao Zhuzi came, leaned over to Master Shao's ear and whispered the whole story.

Shao Chen held back his anger, faced everyone's questioning gazes, frowned helplessly and said: "The emperor is not feeling well, and I will be temporarily exempted from the court today. Let's go back to work first."

All the ministers discussed and dispersed.Shao Chen saw the slight dissatisfaction on the faces of the courtiers, and felt his lungs would explode, wishing he could fly into the palace immediately and drag Long Ba out to beat him up.

But thinking of the bastard words that the Dog Emperor invited him to cut off his sleeves a few days ago, Taifu Shao hesitated again. He felt uncomfortable entering the palace alone, so he called Zhuang Lin to stop, and the two followed Xiao Zhuzi into the palace to visit The sick emperor.

Long Ba was already desperate.

Originally, he still thought that it was a good thing, with covering it like this, maybe it won't take long for the quilt and sheets to be dried by himself, and maybe he won't be able to see anything.

He embraced such a glimmer of hope like driftwood, and confronted all the palace people, but he just didn't want to get up!

But at this critical moment, Taifu and Lao Zhuang came!

Although under the brilliance of Chang Zhu, Shao Chen is a little bit disapproving of this Taifu in Longba's mind, but even so, Shao Taifu is still somewhat different from that old man Liu Gonggong, at least Longba doesn't dare Take a pillow and throw Shao Chen, even though the weapon doesn't hurt anyone, it won't kill anyone.

Of course, another reason is that Long Ba had to hold the quilt tightly with both hands, and couldn't free his hands to grab the pillow.

He could only blushed, looked pitifully at Shao Chen and Lao Zhuang, and said tremblingly, "Tai, Tai Tu, Lao, Brother Lao Zhuang."

Shao Chen couldn't help getting angry when he saw his appearance, and forgot the psychological shadow of the broken sleeve for a moment.Shao Chen walked to the side of the bed, looked down at Long Ba who was wrapped in the quilt with only one head exposed, held back his anger and said, "The emperor still remembers what day it is today, and it has been changed to Five days and one morning, does the emperor still have any dissatisfaction?"

Long Ba could only shake his head.

Seeing his ruddy complexion, Lao Zhuang felt that he really didn't look sick, but he still had to find a way for him to step down.Coughed and said: "Your Majesty, let's get up and change clothes first. If you feel unwell, let the imperial doctor come and take a look."

Long Ba thought if I could get up, would I still be surrounded here for you to watch?If I had known that things would get worse, it would be better to get up obediently at the beginning, at worst let a few palace people know that I wet the bed, and joke behind my back for a while, who would have thought that so many people would be recruited?

But things have become difficult to ride a tiger.Everyone in the room stared at him with wide eyes, but how could he get out of bed now.

Long Ba hesitated and moaned, his two little paws gripping the quilt moved nervously, but he didn't move his nest.

Shao Chen said coldly: "The emperor calm down."

Long Ba shook his head vigorously. Seeing Shao Chen's sullen face, he made a gesture to drag him, but in desperation he had no choice but to utter the truth, and said anxiously: "Don't, don't, don't pull my quilt, I, I don't wear pants!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they thought he was just making up excuses.

Zhuang Lin saw that he could even tell such a lie in order to split the stab bed, so he also persuaded with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, be careful. If you are afraid of the cold, it would be good for your lord to set up two braziers for the emperor in the hall, and the emperor should get up." Well. It's getting late."

Seeing him talking well, Long Ba said in a low voice: "I'm not talking nonsense, I really didn't wear pants underneath, I was yesterday, last night, me, my..."

Shao Chen leaned closer and said expressionlessly, "Really?"

Seeing that he seemed to believe him, Long Ba couldn't help but gradually relax, nodded honestly and said: "Well, what I said is true..."

Unexpectedly, Shao Chen was just putting on a cover, just as Long Ba disapproved of him in his heart, Master Shao, who had read the literature list, would inevitably look down on the ignorant prince who became a monk halfway, even if Long Ba is now on the throne— —Look at how he behaves and speaks, even though he is wearing a dragon robe, does he look like an emperor?

Shao Chenzao was annoyed by Long Ba's pushy and pushy attitude, and thought that he was just afraid that the courtiers would bring up the marriage again and refused to go to court.No longer caring about his duties as a courtier, he took advantage of the slackness of the emperor and grabbed the corner of the quilt on his body, saying: "Your Majesty has a golden mouth and jade teeth, don't talk nonsense!"

Master Shao lifted the quilt.

Everyone was dumbfounded, only the sound of gasping was heard in the hall, several court ladies blushed and turned away, and couldn't help but peek out of the corners of their eyes.

Master Shao carried the quilt and instantly petrified.

On the bed, the real dragon emperor hugged his knees and huddled into a ball. His two snow-white and well-proportioned thighs were bare, and he tried hard to close them up to conceal something that was looming.The palace wind seemed to be blown by a cold wind, only to make the little dragon who was trying to show his face under the hem of the real dragon emperor's clothes hang down like his master.

Mrs. Shao felt that he was going to be messed up in the wind, and thought over and over again incoherently in his heart, this dog emperor, this dog emperor, he, he, he, he really didn't wear obscene pants, and wait, the dog emperor's legs were stained with white What is the thing?What is that mark on the bed?what is itah?

Long Ba's face was snow-white at first, and then turned red again. He had no way to avoid it under the eyes of everyone, and finally he gave up and gave up.He recalled the domineering rogue of Chang Zhu's old dragon, tried hard to put on the same aura, hummed and said quickly: "Hmph! Ignorant grassroots! What are you looking at! What are you looking at! Isn't it just bedwetting! Don't you guys wet the bed? Never! Have you never seen bedwetting before!"

The hall was so quiet that no one could speak, and several people still forgot to turn their gazes away, looking at the dog emperor who was huddled in a ball and trying to show off his prestige, and the dog emperor who was poking under his body. Face of the Puppy Emperor.

In such a stalemate with outnumbered enemies, Long Ba couldn't hold on at first.He is not good enough, and his face has not been cultivated to the thickness of the city wall. In this embarrassing situation, he can't treat others as nothing.But he has never encountered it before, and no one has taught him how to deal with such a situation. He is at a loss, and being surrounded by people like this, he is actually not very thick-skinned to make him feel embarrassed.

After a while, Long Ba was shocked, frightened and sad.He couldn't help but start to cry, and while crying, he pulled the hem of his clothes in an attempt to cover himself up more: "Wow, you are all bad guys, wow, you all bully me, wow, I want to be serious Brother, I want to go home, wow, I quit..."

From Shao Chen tearing off his quilt to Long Ba pretending to be nonchalant to tell him apart and then to him crying loudly, the time was actually very short, but everyone present felt like they were living in a dream, waiting for the time to come back. Suddenly, everyone was sweating profusely and at a loss.

Zhuang Lin was the first to make a move. He snatched the quilt from Shao Chen who was standing in a daze, blocked it in the air, unfolded it and wrapped Long Ba in it.

Compared with Shao Chen, who is a scholar who is gentle and respectful, Zhuang Lin, as a man with broken sleeves and a general, has been deeply reflected in his strong nerves and his unruffled psychological quality.

He lightly patted Long Ba's back, slowed down his voice and comforted him: "Your Majesty, don't cry, I didn't see anything."

Long Ba just now had no idea what to do, and just yelled wildly when he had no idea. At this time, he happened to take advantage of the slope to descend the donkey, and opened his tearful eyes to look at other people.

Eunuch Liu had eaten more salt than others for a few years, and immediately after realizing it, he said quietly with his face trembling: "The old slave didn't see anything either." Putting on clothes, it's nothing unusual to see..." The voice just made Long Ba see.

This is where his old man can be described as cunning and cunning, if someone else hears these words, he will only feel ashamed.But after hearing this, Long Ba felt that it was indeed the case, and felt a lot more relaxed.

Long Ba blinked again, and turned to look at Shao Chen.

Shao Taifu's face was green and white, and he seemed to be about to faint, his expression was very complicated.In the end, he nodded his head in pain, and said tremblingly: "Indeed, I didn't see anything."

The maids on the side were very knowledgeable, and replied in unison: "The slaves didn't see anything!"

Long Ba knew that these people were talking nonsense with their eyes open, but he wished so, so he deceived himself and pretended to be deaf and dumb to expose the matter and never bring it up again.

So the news of the prince's birth as an adult, which was originally a great joy, came to an end so quietly.

Master Shao was restless, but he couldn't just walk away like this.

He sat down to learn from the pain, and found that the root cause of this farce was actually his own negligence.

Originally, when the children in the palace reached a certain age, the Ministry of Internal Affairs would arrange appropriate people around them to guide them, so that the princes could understand everything quietly.

It was only a few months since Long Ba entered the palace, and then the first emperor passed away and the new emperor ascended the throne. As a woman, the queen mother is not the mother of the eldest son, so it is naturally inconvenient to intervene in these matters.Moreover, the son was more than 17 years old when he entered the palace, but no one thought that he still knew nothing about sex.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Shao had no choice but to calm down a bit, thinking about how to deal with the headache.