Long Baer love history

Long Ba went to wash and change clothes and came back, dressed neatly, and sat timidly on the chair, but his mood was a little calmer.

Zhuang Lin's eyes were full of smiles, and he said softly: "Congratulations, Your Majesty.

Long Ba bit his sleeve and looked at him dumbfounded, not understanding what to congratulate.

Zhuang Lin Fu whispered a few words in his ear.

Long Ba blushed slightly, revealing an expression of sudden realization.However, I think that for such a high-intellectual matter, it is still time to ask the scholars who are reliable.So he looked at Tai Tuo again for help.

Shao Chen felt a headache when he saw his dark round eyes.He was thinking about the emperor's future enlightenment education and candidates, but he didn't hear what Zhuang Lin said to him, and he couldn't help but guess that what Zhuang Lin said was similar to what he thought.

So Mrs. Shao absent-mindedly nodded in response.

Feeling relieved, Long Ba breathed a sigh of relief, with a brisk look on his face.According to Zhuang Lin, when ordinary people wet the bed like this, it means that the man has grown up.So if I change myself, I think it is also to prove that I have grown up to become a dragon.

It is a good thing to grow up to become a dragon, although this way is quite embarrassing, but this does not stop Long Ba's good mood.His excitement was beyond words. Although he was sitting on the chair, he twisted his body back and forth. He enjoyed himself for a long time, but he didn't know what good things he thought of. Finally, he rubbed his hands and giggled, his face flushed with excitement. of.

Shao Chen and Zhuang Lin looked at him helplessly, and looked at each other, both a little dumbfounded.

Shao Chen saw that he was still twisting around endlessly, accompanied by his weird laughter, which became more and more unseemly.Felt it necessary to remind him of his decency.He coughed lightly and said, "Your Majesty."

Long Ba came back to his senses for a while, only to realize that he was only interested in being happy and neglected the Taifu, so he thought about saying a few words to flatter him.

But he has always been a master who doesn't know how to beat around the bush, and at this time he is in the mood to say something without thinking, and he said without thinking: "Well, Brother Zhuang Lin said that I am When you grow up, Taifu, you are already 25 years old, so, do you also wet the bed like this when you sleep?"

Zhuang Lin opened his mouth but didn't know what to say.As the subject of the question, Shao Chen's face turned blue and red, and he didn't know how to answer.If you say that if you deny this, you must curiously ask why you can't BLABLA, isn't this sick!But if you admit it, ah bah, who would talk about such a thing for fun?This is not also a disease!

Shao Chen finally decided to ignore this question.With a flat and serious face, he told Xiaoba to rest well, eat and drink well, and stood up to leave.

But when he walked out of the main hall, he still heard Long Ba whispering to Lao Zhuang him: "Teacher, he is embarrassed to say, is he sick?"

Shao Chen was very angry, but he felt that it would be very embarrassing to rush in angrily to argue with Emperor Dog about this issue.

In the end, Taifu Shao was out of anger, and walked away in grief and indignation.

Only Zhuang Lin stayed with the emperor in the palace, listening to him muttering with a wry smile.

Soon there will be guards to report that Taifu accidentally fell into the pool.

Long Ba let out a "ah!", waved his hands hastily, and said, "Then hurry up and tell me what to do, are you still waiting for me to fish it myself? I'm afraid I'll drown if I go to fish it." !"

Ding Ming was stunned for a while, and had no choice but to say helplessly: "It's already been fished up, and I'm just here to talk to the emperor."

Long Ba snorted awkwardly, and asked awkwardly, "How did Taifu fall into the pool?"

Ding Ming thought for a while: "Someone saw that Tai Tuo was in a daze, and the edge of the pool was slippery again."

Zhuang Lin was also a little surprised, of course he didn't think that Shao Chen would be overwhelmed with throwing himself into the lake, but he was just surprised that there were no ponds on the way from the main hall to the emperor's bedroom, seeing that there must be a reason for Long Ba's question, he couldn't help it Interjected: "Where did the pond come from?"

Long Ba smiled embarrassedly: "The Taifu is probably going to visit the Queen Mother, um, I have someone dig a few pools in the yards that I have to pass through from here to the Qingxin Palace where the Queen Mother lives, and I want to plant Planting water chestnuts in lotus to raise fish, shrimps, turtles and crabs will take a long way to go to the Queen Mother in the future. Digging the pond is just a matter of these few days. The Taifu should have gone there."

Compared with such a large-scale construction project as repairing the palace, the emperor dug a few pools in the yard according to his own wishes, which was completely trivial. There were many guards in the palace, and some of them had a lot of energy.Based on the principle that wages should not be wasted, Lianba asked them to make the best use of everything, and within a few days they dug to a decent degree.Not even a craftsman was invited for this move, so the foreign ministers naturally did not know about it.

The fish and lotus root hadn't had time to be raised, and all the soil dug up hadn't been transported away. Presumably, Master Shao slipped here.

Zhuang Lin listened, somehow felt that the emperor's main purpose of digging this pond was not to plant and raise fish, but to prevent the queen mother from coming to his bedroom frequently.This thought just passed by, Zhuang Lin put away this disrespectful thought to the emperor.Anyway, the pond had already been dug there, so it was impossible to ask him to fill it back.Zhuang Lin had no choice but to give up.

In fact, he guessed one of them, but not all of them.Long Ba was originally a water-loving race. In addition to wanting to stop the queen mother, he also wanted to go boating and play with Ao Jun often.If possible, he would really like to dig the palace into a big pond, but he can only think about it in his heart, what should he do, the queen mother can strangle him to death with the cooperation of Manchu civil and military.

Of course, it can be regarded as a surprise to throw the Taifu into the pool now.Who made him always want to make a small report with the Queen Mother.

However, Long Ba was still a little guilty, he asked the guards to invite an imperial doctor to show Mrs. Shao, and then changed the subject.Anyway, the pond had already been dug there, so it was impossible to ask him to fill it back.

Zhuang Lin was also a little worried about Shao Chen, so he told Long Ba not to catch a cold or something, and left in a hurry.

The water in the pool in the early winter was already freezing cold. Mrs. Shao was a frail scholar who had been frightened and annoyed for a day. He was immediately infected with the cold and was sent back to the mansion with a pale face. Fortunately, the experienced imperial physician said , the disease is not fatal.

Growth is both a good thing and a bad thing. Although Long Ba is glad that he grew up as Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan will also bring him unexpected problems.

Apparently, the long detour of the pool could not stop the eyes and ears of the queen mother, so the queen mother sent someone to deliver a cup of tonic that night, and conveyed Yi's decree to comfort Long Ba.At the same time, he took out the method of using both kindness and power, and even sent several pictures of beauties, saying that it was to help him fall into a dream.

Fortunately, when Ao Jun's letter arrived, the speech was delayed due to business, and it took a few days before he could come to see him.

Only this time, Long Ba was not disappointed by his delay, but was slightly relieved.

But Long Ba could hardly fall asleep with these pictures of beauties scratching their heads and posing on their pillows.

This night, Chang Zhu and the old dragon came to see him very rarely in the palace, and found a pile of beautiful portraits from under his pillow that should have been stuffed with walnuts and dates. The old dragon looked at him differently. His chin grinned sinisterly at Longba.

Long Ba was chilled all over by his laughter, and stammered: "This, this is what the Queen Mother insisted on giving me, no, it's not what I want, I, I don't want it..."

But Chang Zhu didn't listen to his excuses, he looked down and commented on the beauties at the same time, his eyes were very provocative, and the beauties who were already one in a thousand became crooked in his mouth.But the old dragon said it anyway, after turning it inside out, he still put the most stunning pieces of drawing paper into his sleeves.After thinking about it, I stuffed the rest in.

After stuffing, the old dragon brushed his sleeves gracefully, and said slowly: "I don't think you want it anymore, so I will take it all away for you? The Queen Mother asked, and you said that I took you back for details. When will the results come out, and when will you send a letter to the Queen Mother, please tell her not to worry, old man."

I thought to myself, why are you asking me why you took all of this.However, he was still very grateful to the old dragon for his righteous behavior, and he waved his hand and said, "It's useless for me to leave it alone, you can take it all!" After speaking, he was curious: "Brother Changzhu, what do you want these paintings for?" ?”

Chang Zhu smiled and patted his head: "...Take it and put it under the pillow like you did, and turn it out from time to time in the future, so you can be jealous."

Long Ba didn't think this little jealousy was so funny, but he felt that it was always a blessing that the hot potato was gone, so he rubbed his head and laughed dryly.

Chang Zhu glanced at him, and murmured in a low voice: "...Look at this little guy, it doesn't seem like you're so brave..."

Long Ba didn't hear clearly for a while, and when he asked again, Chang Zhu smiled and said nothing, just stroked Long Ba's dog's head and said: "Little Ba, you dog emperor is really competent!"

Long Ba was at a loss, but seeing that what Chang Zhu said was probably a compliment, he stopped asking.

He was happy for a while, and then thought sadly that the portrait of the beauty is gone now, but the queen mother can still send it over in batches, endlessly.After all, this is not a solution to never ending trouble.

Chang Zhu squinted at him, and said with a smile, "You want a long-term plan? You can say with confidence that you will serve the late emperor for three years. If the queen mother forces you to get married, you will be forced to be unfilial. If the queen mother forces you too hard, You can threaten the palace with a knife, so that it will last for a long time! No future troubles!"

Seeing Long Ba's confused face, Chang Zhu took the trouble to explain what is called Zigong BLABLA, and looked happily at Long Ba's little face turning pale, trembling for a while, unable to say no Speak up.

Chang Zhu Laolong smiled and said: "...Anyway, if you keep it, it won't come in handy in the future!"

Long Ba finally remembered to refute, furiously said: "... Who said it would be useless! Without a younger brother, how can I use it to pee in the future!!!"

Chang Zhu laughed loudly, and said leisurely after laughing: "I have already said, I asked you to threaten the Queen Mother with this, but I didn't let you really do it, why are you so nervous?"

Long Ba thought for a long time, and finally realized that he was being teased.He can't say anything about Chang Zhu in his thesis, and he doesn't even have the guts to talk about martial arts, so he can only keep silent in depression.

Seeing that he was depressed, Chang Zhu finally had a conscience attack, and came up with a passable idea for him: "You know it first, if you really want to accept a concubine, I will arrange a ghost or something to cover you. You want the little prince." If so, in another two years, I will secretly pick one from outside and bring it back to pretend to be."

Long Ba's eyes brightened: "Is this okay?"

Chang Zhu smiled inscrutably: "What's wrong with this? Even you, the dog emperor, were picked up by me at random."

Long Ba said bitterly: "Who did you pick up? That's because I wanted to help Brother Dazhuang..." Speaking of this, the last thing he expected was Lao Zhuang, and he couldn't help being stunned for a while.

But after thinking about it, Long Ba felt that this method was quite feasible.That night, I fell asleep with peace of mind.

However, Long Bashui was asleep, but in his dream, he still had no peace. The strong man rolled around all night in a daze and with an unclear face.

Waking up at dawn, Long Ba's face was flushed, and he didn't even need to look under his body, taking it for granted.