On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

On Sunday, Hu Lai was even more nervous than Shen Zhengying.

There was chaos and noise in the dream, she woke up early, and simply got up to make muffins and coffee for breakfast, and when Shen Zhengying was awakened by the aroma of muffins, it was time to eat.

Shen Zhengying told Ye Zhifang to go there in the morning, she had thought about it, and she didn't need to be emotional with her mother, as long as she understood it, she needed to go home and move a few props.

At this time, Hu Lai suggested: "I will drive you there, and then I will wait for you to come back together."

Don't change things, always keep in mind, instead of staying at home and thinking wildly, it's better to be as close as possible, at least you can know the news as soon as possible.As for the outcome, Hu Lai couldn't guess. The stories Zhou Huaiyi told were not wonderful, and they were full of ups and downs.The parents in the story are far more enlightened than Shen Zhengying's parents, and they can't imagine what kind of storm Shen Zhengying will encounter when he goes back.

"No, I don't know when I'm going to talk about it. I'll go home later and get two books, you can just send me there, and then you can go home to see your parents or come back to rest."

"No, wait for you." Hu Lai didn't want to go home and face her parents.

After returning home from the quarantine, her parents said they would invite Shen Zhengying and Jiang Yuming to dinner, but Hu Lai pushed her away.It's not a good time to meet now, she was afraid that their secret would make things difficult for Shen Zhengying.It is true that Shen Zhengying is old, but the years have not given her a corresponding thick skin.Every time Wang Fangyuan mentions Teacher Shen, he always laughs, and he doesn't know where the joke is, even though his mother agrees with her attitude in bullying Teacher Shen to see her embarrassed.

"You have to wait for me, I can only go back."

"No."

"Good, be obedient."

"Don't listen, don't listen."

Shen Zhengying had no choice but to pull her ear, "I don't want you to wait all this time, it's not a good time. Don't worry, my parents... save face, they won't beat or scold their 40-year-old daughter, and they won't Doing very exaggerated things, such as crying, making trouble, and hanging yourself, and asking a doctor to see me, they are ashamed. At most, as Shen Rui said, they are ruthless and ordered me to break up with you, otherwise they will break away from me . I'm mentally prepared."

"But, but."

Stretch a finger against the little girl's lips, "Shh, no but. What else is there to worry about? I'll call you after we finish talking, okay?"

When it comes to this, my girlfriend can't be good, even if it's not good, she can't say it directly.

Hu Lai could only bite her finger and ask, "Then are you still staying tonight?"

"I've lived here with you for a few days, don't you get bored of me?" For three days in a row, Shen Zhengying realized for the first time what it means that the king will not go to court early.

"I think it's too late for you, how can I get bored with you. If you don't come, people will be lonely."

Shen Zhengying smiled, "I will be lonely too, but..."

"I hate you."

"When you go to work, go to work well. If you are together all day long, you may not get enough sleep. You know how to delay gratification."

It was delayed gratification again, and Hu Lai was annoyed. "Then put your clothes here and don't take them away."

The two talked and laughed and went back to Shen Zhengying's house to pick up the books. No, Jiang Yuming was at home.

"Hey, why are you at home." Hu Lai was curious, "You didn't go on a date on Sunday, did you break up?"

I have never seen someone who asked about breaking up after meeting, Jiang Yuming also wanted to ask her, but his mother is here, and Hu Lai's breaking up means his mother is broken in love.Knowing that his mother was going to come out to his grandparents' house today, he was very nervous. He went home last night and waited. He thought he would come back early in the morning, but he didn't expect to see him until after ten o'clock. I can't tell if it's really calm or pretending.After fourteen days of isolation, I didn't think it was too strange to see Hu Lai every day. When I saw him today, he swaggered into the hall and entered the room, and his mood became complicated again.

His mother is still close to Mo Zhehei, and asked him like Hu Lai: "Why are you at home, didn't you go on a date?"

"I worry about you."

"Don't worry about me, what should you do?" Shen Zhengying waved his hand, seeing that it was late, he went back to his room to get things and change clothes. "I'll take my things and leave. You...don't quarrel."

Hu Lai: "Who is arguing with him?"

Jiang Yuming: "Who is arguing with her?"

Unanimous, unprecedented tacit understanding.

Looking at the faces of the two of them, Shen Zhengying touched Hu Lai's face before entering the room, Jiang Yuming's face turned green instantly, and he couldn't really bring his face closer to ask for a touch.

Hu Lai didn't follow, seeing that Shen Zhengying didn't pay attention to them, he whispered to Jiang Yuming, "Does your aunt have a crush on your mother?"

The first second Jiang Yuming thought that his mother's girlfriend was really annoying, and the next second he almost jumped up, "Don't scare me."

Hu Lai laughed at her look like a ghost, "I didn't scare you. Think about it, that photo is so ordinary, your mother is so tightly wrapped, and her sister-in-law and your aunt can recognize her, isn't it extraordinary? Eh, your uncle and Does your mother look alike?"

In my childhood memories, Shen Zhenghui looked good when he was thin. As the saying goes, a nephew looks like an uncle. It is said that Jiang Yuming looked like Shen Zhenghui when he was a child. He and Shen Zhengying also have similarities, which means that uncle is a bit like mother...

Hu Lai continued to analyze for him: "Generally, who would eat so much and be so free, and would be so annoyed to introduce someone to my sister-in-law all day long. Even if your grandparents ask, your aunt will definitely do it, but she won't, you say... ..."

"You're enough. It makes my hair stand on end." Jiang Yuming refused to make such associations, and would have nightmares.

Shen Zhengying took the book, changed clothes, and tidied up quickly. When he opened the door, he saw Hu Lai smiling. His son looked terrified, and when he saw him, he immediately shut up. He didn't know that he was arranging himself. "Don't talk nonsense together."

Hu Lai smiled, "My surname is Hu, and his name is Yu. It's just nonsense when you put it together. What's in your schoolbag, it looks so heavy."

"Books, teaching materials, are related to sexual orientation."

Hu Lai and Jiang Yuming looked at each other, they didn't expect Shen Zhengying to go home to teach his parents.

A duel between a university teacher and a junior high school teacher.

"The book is so heavy, let me carry it. Mom, are you leaving now?" Jiang Yuming stepped forward to take Shen Zhengying's bag, and it was absurd to go with his mother to his grandparents' house to come out. He was worried about the ancestral home atmosphere.

Shen Zhengying took a step back and didn't give him the heavy schoolbag, "I'll go by myself. You stay at home and think about what we have for dinner. You don't think your grandparents will invite me to dinner, do you?"

Jiang Yuming was reluctant, "It's a bit weird that it's my mother who wants to come out after living to 24 years old, not me. How can I leave you alone to those wolves and tigers and leopards."

"I don't mind if you want one." Hu Lai took the opportunity to say, "I don't worry about your mother being alone, so I'll just send her and be with her by the way."

Jiang Yuming was about to object, but was stopped by Shen Zhengying, "Don't think of all kinds of tricks to follow, this is my own battle, I can only go by myself. Well, if you don't start, it will be too late."

After driving for 10 minutes, I arrived at Shen Zhengying's parents' house. Hu Lai didn't bother me much, and simply let him get out of the car, and drove away obediently under Shen Zhengying's watch.Speaking of driving away, in fact, it is just to find the nearest parking space after going around the community.

If you are obedient and obedient, you won't be called Hu Lai.

What Hu Lai didn't expect was that Shen Rui, who was waiting for a rabbit, saw her little action.

Hearing that Shen Zhengying came home in the morning, Shen Rui didn't sleep late, and squatted in front of the corridor window early to observe. He played a few games and yawned countless times. A blue Mercedes-Benz sports car caught his attention.

The sports car was parked downstairs, and his lady got out of the car, and Shen Rui became excited all of a sudden.

I thought that the driver could get out of the car together and let him take a look at the true face of Lushan Mountain from a distance, but the driver drove away quickly.Shen Rui almost thought it was some idle rich man who drove an online car-hailing car to play.At this time, the sports car seemed to circle around and slowly reappeared in the field of vision.

Shen Rui slapped his thigh: Hey!

Shen Rui was inexplicably excited, but the atmosphere downstairs was as dull as the rainy season.

Shen Zhengying took a few deep breaths at the door and then rang the bell to enter. The first thing he saw was Shen Weiguo's serious face.For some reason, she suddenly remembered Jiang Yuming's saying that the older the grandfather was, the more majestic he became, and he could shoot zombie movies and play zombies without makeup. She also remembered the fear she and Shen Zhenghui had of this face when they were young.The strange thing is that now, when I should feel the most fear, I want to laugh a little.

She also really smiled, smiled, and called softly and affectionately: "Dad." Like a real daughter.

Unexpectedly, Shen Weiguo was dazed for a moment, not knowing how to respond.Soon he remembered the reason why his daughter came, his old face sank, and he snorted, "Don't call me so affectionate." In fact, there should be another sentence after that, "If you don't break up with women, don't call me Dad in the future. ", maybe Shen Zhengying's smile was too warm, he was not used to it, and he was a little overwhelmed, so he swallowed the latter sentence abruptly.

Shen Zhengying smiled again: "No matter what, you are always my father, and I will always call you Dad."

It was another sentence that stunned Shen Weiguo, but this time he was stimulated by "no matter what", and said sharply: "Look at what good things you have done."

Shen Zhengying was neither annoyed nor afraid, and asked him instead: "What good thing have I done?"

Shen Weiguo pointed at her nose, and after a long time, he said, "You are gay, immoral, unethical, perverted, and unworthy of being a teacher!"

Shen Zhengying had imagined the scene before him countless times in his mind.Every time she thought about it, she trembled with fear, but when it happened before her eyes, she found it indescribably ridiculous and indescribably funny.She asked: "Then do you want to write a report letter to the school? The report reveals that I am gay and not worthy of being a teacher?"

"Bastard, what's your attitude!"

As a person from that era, I hate and despise reporting and exposing the most.Shen Weiguo raised his hand, unable to believe that this was his obedient and cowardly daughter.

"Old Shen, what are you doing? I told you and I will talk to her. Don't get excited if you are not in good health." Ye Zhifang was afraid that the two of them would talk loudly at the door, causing the neighbors to eavesdrop and embarrass them.

Shen Weiguo put down his hands severely, "Look at her, look at her, she doesn't know what she did wrong and she is justified."

"Okay, okay, don't worry, I have something to tell her."

"There is something I want to say first." Shen Weiguo refused to leave the scene, and warned his daughter, "I don't care what happened to you and that woman, break up with me right away! If you want to find someone, find a man to marry well, don't engage in those things Nonsense things. Otherwise... otherwise! Otherwise, don't call me dad, don't go back to this house. "

"Okay, old Shen." Ye Zhifang didn't like Shen Weiguo's frequent talk about it.Before, they asked Jiang Yuming to apologize to Qian Qing, otherwise they would not come back for the New Year. Did Shen Zhengying eat this?Since it was useless before, why does he think it is useful now. "Yingying, come in with me."

"Dad, the times are different now. To be a teacher, you have to keep pace with the times and keep updating your knowledge base. I brought a few textbooks with you. Put on your glasses and look through them first. If you can't see clearly, let Shen Zhenghui Or Shen Rui read it to you. Or, you read it first, and I will explain it to you after I finish talking with my mother. "

As if not hearing Shen Weiguo's threat, Shen Zhengying took out five books from his schoolbag and laid them out in a row on the table——"Sexual Viewpoints", "Human Sexual Existence", "Kinsey Sexuality Report", "Herology Heidi's Sexology Report on Women" and "Heidi's Sexology Report on Love".

"Some are sexual psychology textbooks, and some are sociology reports. You and Mom can read them interchangeably to understand what homosexuality really is."

"you!"

After many years of educating his children and students, Shen Weiguo was told by his children for the first time that he was old and could not keep up with the trend of the times, and needed to read books to update his knowledge base.That attitude is just like the scene where he asked the students to preview before, and then he gave a lecture after the preview.

You bastard, my daughter is going to give lectures to my father!I want him to read the book first.

Shen Weiguo was about to get angry, but was stopped by Ye Zhifang.

Ye Zhifang couldn't help re-examining this daughter, showing a subtle smile, "Yingying, you are really different from before."