On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

The self-heating hot pot is heavy with oil and salt, even if there is lettuce on the ball, it is not enough to absorb the oil. Hu Lai tore off the material package, and only put one-third of the seasoning in each box, and put the vegetables, meat, crab meat// sticks and hot and sour vermicelli.

The two stopped looking at the sky and staring at the stars, and stared at the box with all four eyes, listening to the sound of the self-heating bag inside, the heat gradually diffused.

Feelings of anticipation arise spontaneously.

The gazes of Hu Lai and Shen Zhengying collided under the dim light of the rooftop, with the same pure longing in their eyes, and they were focused on waiting for the self-heating hot pot to boil.

Shen Zhengying lowered her head and felt a little embarrassed. In front of Hu Lai, she really didn't look like a university teacher, she was too old to eat and drink.

Hu Lai, on the other hand, is synonymous with accident, a picky and unruly little girl who is unexpectedly down-to-earth.Not only do they bring all kinds of food, but they even swear at people... it's unconventional.To be honest, in front of the teacher, no matter how rude a boy is, he will restrain himself a bit.

"Well, there's a question I've been meaning to ask you."

"What question? Ask." It's good to have a question. If you have a question, you are interested and want to know. Hu Lai can't ask for it.

The little girl's cheerful and jumping voice pleased Shen Zhengying, "How did you manage to talk and laugh freely anytime and anywhere, swearing and swearing at others?"

Hu Lai was startled and giggled, "Teacher Shen misunderstood me. I don't swear at people anytime and anywhere. I swear when I need it. Don't you think it's easy to swear by using foul language?"

"I did not think."

"Don't you know that swearing and swearing can relieve stress?"

"I don't know. Is there any experimental proof and literature?"

After all, it is a university teacher who talks about literature and literature.

"If I write my personal experience as a case report and publish it, it can be considered a document."

Shen Zheng was at a loss for words.

"Actually, at the beginning, when I was a child, I also wanted to be a lady. The main reason is that if I don't do it, I can't do it. Parents, they say one thing and do another. Even if they are my father's vulgar words, they still want their children to be gentle and elegant, right?"

Shen Zhengying smiled, "That's right."

"But look at my face, it is beautiful in the worldly sense, but it also has troubles in the worldly sense. If you are too kind, you will have more troubles. It is not something you can ignore if you want to ignore it. Like Mr. Shen, you take the old-fashioned abstinence route. It’s a way.” Hu Lai took a sip of hot water, saw that Shen Zhengying was not offended, and continued, “But I’m not that kind of person, I like to dress brightly and beautifully, and I don’t want to do it for a penny. A passer-by who is not worth such a big sacrifice. If I take the high-cold route, I can’t help it when I see a stupid and cheap person in front of me, so I can only take the rough route. I will scold dirty words and dirty jokes Say. Some men are ridiculous. They say it’s okay, but they can’t stand it when they hear women say it. It’s best if you can’t stand it, get out of here, and don’t hurt me.”

"Isn't it a kind of sacrifice to swear dirty words and tell dirty jokes for worthless passers-by?"

"It's okay to scold if you don't like it, but it's very cool when I scold people."

"What if others misunderstand you because of this?"

"That's because others are blind and superficial, and I have nothing to lose. Teacher Shen, you don't think I will swear in front of Mr. Yang, do you mean..." Hu Lai deliberately glanced at her, "You have misunderstood me ?”

"Don't dare, if you misunderstand you, you will be blind and superficial."

Hu Lai giggled, "How could it be? One look at Mr. Shen and you know that you are very deep. At most, you have bad eyesight."

Shen Zhengying shook her head and said she was speechless, what did she do that made Hu Lai feel bad about her eyes.

"The hot pot is ready, let's eat first and then continue with the truth-telling time."

When the lid is opened, the hot and spicy aroma blows to the face, which makes people feel extra warm in the late autumn night.After November, Shencheng turns cold, and it is no longer easy to eat in the open air.

"Oh, I just said something was missing. I forgot the wine. I'll go down and get it." Hu Lai ran to the stairs and came back to remind him, "Mr. Shen, you have to be a teacher, don't steal it."

Teacher Shen wanted to swear.

Not long after, Hu Lai came up with two bottles of 1664 beer, as if asking for credit, "The bosses are all going to rest, but luckily I found two bottles by familiar ways. Does Mr. Shen drink? It smells like roses, and it's light."

"You can drink a little."

"Actually, beer is a bit cold to drink, and lukewarm wine doesn't go well with spicy food." Hu Lai rubbed his hands, opened the bottle cap, wiped the mouth of the bottle with a wet towel before handing it to Shen Zhengying.

It was not the first time for the two of them to eat together, and they ate hot pot. To Shen Zhengying, self-heating hot pot was also hot pot, so he was not polite to Hu Lai, and they drank and ate vegetables to their heart's content.

After eating hot and spicy food, paired with sweet and refreshing beer, Shen Zhengying only felt comfortable all over, and the unhappiness caused by his parents also dissipated.

However, she also knew that it was just another temporary disappearance.

Parents' ideas and persistence have remained unchanged for decades, and the next time we meet, maybe the old things will be brought up again.Whenever someone murmured in front of the two old people, they would remind the old man and old lady of their new and old regrets, and talk about her instead.

As a parent too, Shen Zhengying felt that the ridiculousness of parents has never changed. Parents can listen to what others say, and parents can discount what their children say.

"Well, Teacher Shen, you are finally not so unhappy." Putting down the chopsticks, Hu Lai stretched, "Can I ask why you are unhappy today?"

The little girl is very keen. If her son's ability to perceive words and emotions is half as good as hers, she will be relieved.

"If you can ask, haven't you already asked, and there is nothing you can't ask." Shen Zhengying said in a light tone, "I went home to visit my parents during the day, and my words were a little unpleasant, so..."

"Oh~~~" Hu Lai understood in seconds, "Distance creates beauty. When we don't see each other, we miss it day and night. Once we meet, we can't wait to see each other again."

However, the unhappiness between ordinary words will be depressed for so long?If she wasn't blind, Shen Zhengying's expression in the car seemed like she was about to cry.

"It's not that exaggerated. After all, I and my parents are two generations, and there are always disagreements."

"Ms. Shen's parents are also teachers? It seems that teachers don't keep pace with the times and improve their thinking, tsk tsk, so it doesn't make sense to listen to the teacher."

This is what Jiang Yuming said.One weekend, the boy was going to his grandparents' house, and when he mentioned it, he screamed, saying that grandpa and grandma were teachers, and they were unreasonable at all. When he was provoked by his daughter-in-law, he complained about her mother's divorce and embarrassment.It’s been ten years since my parents divorced, and they each have their own lives. It’s better to be old, but still obsessed, brooding, and more active than my own divorce.No matter how old you are, you can't live forever.

Jiang Yuming didn't dare to say this in front of his mother, and he had no scruples in front of Hu Lai.

"The two old ones may have taught all the truths of this life in class. The truths of this life are all printed in high school textbooks, and you can count them with patience. So we are afraid that the teacher has no sense at all. So does the aunt , It is estimated that the ancient matchmaker was reincarnated, and she wanted to introduce men to my mother all day long. It’s okay to introduce normal ones. It’s not that I can’t accept my mother’s remarriage or love, but what the hell is she introducing, all of them are crooked Lizao. My mother is so good, she has temperament and good looks, she is also a university teacher, and she is the legendary intellectual Yujie after dressing up..."

It was rare for Jiang Yuming to be mean. Hu Lai listened happily and comforted him. Every family has several excellent relatives. If they sweep the corners, at least a sack will be found. Afterwards, Jiang Yuming is a mother-controller.

Hu Lai's words may seem problematic, but they are actually very firm.Shen Zhengying was vigilant, "How do you know that my parents are teachers?"

It's not enough to suspect that Hu Lai has bad intentions, but this person knows her private affairs better than expected, which makes Shen Zhengying feel very insecure.

Hu Lai yelled inwardly, but his face was dazed and confused, and he scratched his face like in the game and asked: "Is this a secret? Not many people know it. Where did I hear it? Oh, is it yours?" fan."

"I still have fans?"

"Yes, black fans are also fans. As for which one is black fan, I can't tell you."

Shen Zhengying shook her head, "I don't want to know."

This is true, she is not interested in the student's mind and student's affairs, and what other people like is other people's business, as long as it does not affect her, she can do what she likes.As for where she heard it from, she guessed it was probably from Wang Baobao.Students love to inquire, and it is not uncommon to know these things.I can see Hu Lai's circle of friends from Wang Baobao, and Hu Lai can also find out about himself from her.

Fair enough.

Just thinking about it, why does it always feel a little weird.

"I heard that children from teachers' families are either excellent, abnormal, or excellent and abnormal."

Shen Zhengying laughed, "Then I can't bear it."

"You're a university teacher, an associate professor, why don't you think you're excellent. As for whether you're abnormal or not, I have a hunch that you're quite abnormal. You're a teacher of psychology, so you shouldn't think that abnormal is a derogatory term."

"Is pervert still a compliment?"

"Pervert is the same as different. As for the praise and derogation, it depends on your expectations. If you didn't do something different before, it doesn't mean you won't do something different in the future."

"Well, I can see that you are making excuses for your perversion."

Wrapping the shawl tightly, Shen Zhengying asked, "Isn't divorce different?"

"Divorce is the afterlife. Reconstruction after the disaster is a new life. But in the eyes of many old-fashioned people, it may be different. In their life dictionary, the word marriage has only the interpretation of being hanged on a tree. "

"Oh, nonsense, I can't tell. You are young, but you have a lot of ideas, and your witty words are like pearls." Shen Zhengying laughed.

Hu Lai rubbed his nose, pretending to be shy, "I blushed from your praise."

"Divorce is still a relief, but everything has a price." Shen Zhengying laughed a few times, and drank the remaining beer in one gulp.

"Then, Mr. Shen, will you marry again?"

"will not."

It's not based on fate, it's not specious, but it's unexpectedly decisive.

"Why?" Hu Lai became even more curious.

"Why, why, because it's not suitable. Why, you're so curious about getting married, you'll know once you get married."

"No, no, no, I'm also curious about killing people. Do I want to kill one? I'm also curious about eating fungus poisoning. But..." Hu Lai looked at Shen Zhengying with a smile, "I'm more curious about you than marriage and divorce. .”

"Oh, I'm also very curious about you." Shen Zhengying pointed to the astronomical telescope, and then pointed to a table for eating and drinking. "It's not the same as the side you showed in your circle of friends."

"Then, Mr. Shen, do you want to know me?"

"Do not want to."

Hu Lai: "..."

"As you said, if you are curious about killing people, do you want to kill one?"

"Hey, it's said that you cannibalism is soft, you are too hurtful, at least be more tactful." Hu Lai knocked on the table and said angrily, "At least express your wish to understand me, but you can add The reason why I can’t understand me, for example, you have too many things to do, for example, you are worried that I won’t let you understand.”

tactful?Does the little girl know how to be tactful?As long as there is a ladder, she will go up immediately.

Shen Zhengying didn't fall for her set, and said insincerely: "It's better than lying to you."

"It's okay to lie to me, but Mr. Shen, people like to lie to themselves more than to lie to others." After speaking, Hu Lai met Shen Zhengying's faint gaze and evoked a subtle smile.

For a moment, Shen Zhengying almost thought she knew something, but on second thought, that was impossible.

Everyone has secrets, she has them, and so does Hu Lai.

Her secrets are well kept and carefully kept.

Shen Zhengying stared at her quietly for a few seconds, smiled, and said, "That's right, people like to lie to themselves more than to lie to others."

In the end, the astronomical landscape could not meet the physiological needs, and after eating and waiting for a while, Shen Zhengying was so sleepy that he casually brushed his teeth and took a shower before falling headlong on the bed.

Hu Lai packed up his things and went back to the room to see that Shen Zhengying had fallen asleep hugging the quilt.It is estimated that he still had a little conscience before lying down, and did not sleep in the middle of the big bed, leaving half of the seat for Hu Lai.

"Mr. Shen, at such an advanced age, why don't you have any precautions? What if there is a bad person, what if I am a bad person?" Hu Lai made a big bad wolf to the sleeping Teacher Shen. The action that came, the person who fell asleep naturally didn't know anything.She amused herself aloud, and laughed.

Half of Shen Zhengying's head was huddled under the quilt, her hair was disheveled, and her cheeks were slightly reddish from the traces of alcohol.

Even when he fell asleep, his eyebrows were still slightly frowned.

Without the cover of the large frame that spoils the scenery, the eyes are slightly closed, covering the eyes that are sometimes vigilant, sometimes cautious, and sometimes hesitant to talk.

Unconscious attraction is deadliest.

Hu Lai suddenly wanted to kiss her very much, moved his mouth to his forehead, and then retracted.

Even if it's just the same intimacy as kissing a cat, a dog, or a doll without distracting thoughts, it's not appropriate for a big sleeping person.

He kissed the back of his hand and bit it again.

Nothing but damp heat.

Everyone is female, so kissing Teacher Shen's forehead is probably the same as kissing the back of my own hand.

Hu Lai nodded, thought for a while, took out his mobile phone and took a picture of Shen Zhengying's sleeping face, then retreated to the original place.

In front of her is a century-old problem, whether to obey the call of the bed, to share the bed with Teacher Shen, under the same quilt, or to continue to wait for the Mars to conjoin the moon,

The answer is obvious: sleeping in the same bed with Teacher Shen, she is Mars, and Teacher Shen is the moon, isn’t it just Mars conjoining the moon?

Astronomical landscapes appear in the human world, and there is no reason not to respond to such things as the unity of man and nature.

So Hu Lai put away the astronomical telescope, and after freshening up, went to Shen Zhengying's side.

Compared with the howling autumn wind outside, the quilt can be said to be a real gentle town. No wonder it is said that Wenrou is a hero's grave, and heroes are no match for Wenrou, not to mention she is a Hu Lai.

In front of Ruanxiang, there is no other option.

It is rare in life to share the same bed with someone. When lying down, Hu Lai felt that his heart was not stopping, and he was very nervous.

Jiang Yuming, oh Jiang Yuming, if you round it up, I will sleep with your mother.

The next day, Hu Lai thought she would sleep until she woke up naturally, until she heard a few familiar rooster crows, thought she was in Shen Zhengying's classroom, and suddenly opened her eyes.

"Fuck, why did I fall asleep again!"

The warm-colored walls and gentle quilts caught my eye, and the person who was supposed to be sleeping next to me hurried over with a water glass and pressed the phone.

"Sorry, it's my alarm clock. Go on to sleep." Along with the sound of apology came the unique smell of mint toothpaste in the morning.

After graduation, I rarely had the experience of being with others early in the morning, Hu Lai rubbed his eyes.

"The lines are wrong, Mr. Shen, shouldn't you say at this time, it's dawn and the rooster is crowing, you should get up."

Hu Lai sort of understood why Shen Zhengying could easily take out the audio of the screaming chicken, and after a long time it was Teacher Shen's alarm.

What did she say yesterday?

Abnormal, abnormal, this is not what abnormality is.

"Then get up quickly."

"I don't." Hu Lai fell back and covered his head with the quilt.

"..."

Shen Zhengying swore that if her son spoke like this, she would throw the quilt over and give him a good beating.

As for other people's daughters.

Forget it, if she eats people with a soft mouth, she won't educate other people's children for free, which is thankless.

To be honest, the feeling of waking up in the morning and finding someone lying next to me...is a test of the heart.

Sitting by the bed and drinking the first glass of water every day, Shen Zhengying asked casually, "Where are we going after that? I have class the day after tomorrow."

The little girl in the quilt covered her head and smiled, she smiled for a while before she lifted the quilt and said, "Sorry, I have to go to work tomorrow, next time I will take a long vacation, let's elope to a farther place."

Shen Zhengying blushed.

Conscience of heaven and earth, she just wanted to express her intention not to go too far and just go back, not to say that it's okay to go far.

After appreciating Mr. Shen's shyness for a while, Hu Lai knew how to stop, "How did you talk with Mr. Yang last week, will you come to the company to play in the future?"

"What fun, that's work."

"Okay, work. Then let's go far in the game, okay in the depths of the universe?"

Hearing the word "Ben", Shen Zhengying became annoyed. "I will seriously consider asking Mr. Yang to change my interface."

"Oh, no more." Hu Lai jumped out of the quilt, hugged Shen Zhengying's waist, rubbed his face against her back, and obviously felt that the person he hugged was stiff, "Mr. Shen, no one is better than me." more suitable."

Teacher Shen, Teacher Shen almost dropped the cup in his hand.

After a simple brunch and a few glimpses of the Dishui Lake, the two planned to go to the city, and the road back on the weekend afternoon would be easily blocked.

Sitting back in the car, Hu Lai subconsciously glanced at Shen Zhengying who was sitting in the passenger seat fastened up and feeling safe.After all, I went to bed late, and I didn't sleep very well outside, and I couldn't hide my tiredness.Looking at Shen Zhengying's lips naturally, the lips are light in color, the corners of the lips are slightly raised, and the lips are attractive, as if they are very soft.

"Mr. Shen, give me...touch your lips."

Shen Zhengying's eyes widened, showing a little panic, "What did you say???!!!"

"Just touch your lips." Hu Lai touched his own lips in an exemplary manner and said, "That's right, I ate spicy food last night, and I always feel that my lips still feel a little spicy, like being poisoned. "

Her expression was too serious, and Shen Zhengying didn't seem to be teasing or teasing at all. He looked at her petal-like lips with concern, and said, "It doesn't look swollen, do you feel hot?"

"Yeah, it feels hot, and I can't see anything different. So I want to touch yours, so I can compare."

She almost believed the nonsense, Shen Zhengying was a little dizzy, it would be unreasonable to say no, and it felt strange that it was not the case.

"Then, let's compare."

When you say touch it, you really only touch it.

"It feels similar, nothing special." After touching it, Hu Lai didn't continue to talk nonsense, pretending that he didn't see Shen Zhengying with a constipated face, turned on the car stereo to play music, and drove honestly. "I'll drive, Mr. Shen, if you feel sleepy, just sleep for a while."

My heart seemed to continue the alarm bell of the screaming chicken in the morning.

The return journey was as smooth as the outbound journey, and Shen Zhengying didn't sleep, instead talking to Hu Lai from time to time.Before getting in the car, Hu Lai yawned several times. She was afraid that this man would be sleepy, so she spoke to help her wake up. The topics basically revolved around the real illusion and gossip about Yang Hui and Guan Shiyun.Not only Hu Lai could see the vague ambiguity between the two, Shen Zhengying also noticed it.

Hu Lai just used his head to listen to Shen Zhengying's views on homosexuality. Last time at the company, Shen Zhengying's attitude was as usual, neither contempt nor fuss, so Hu Lai asked her: "If your son likes men, what will you do. "

Usually when it comes to same-sex topics, it is one thing to talk about others, but another thing to talk about your own children. Some people suddenly change their expressions, and some will jump up and blame the person who asked the question for asking such a question.Shen Zhengying's reaction was very flat, just like asking her what would happen if your son liked a woman.

Without even frowning, she said naturally: "I will let him pay attention to safety and take protective measures. The body is the most important thing. In fact, I discussed this issue with Mingming and told him that gender is not important. , safety measures are the priority. He said he only likes women."

"It's hard to say. People are temporary. Once you have a taste of some things, they may be different. Oh, Mr. Shen, then you have requirements for your son to be 0 and 1."

"...Is this all I can ask for?"

"That's right." Hu Lai chuckled a few times, "I saw your son like that last time, maybe he would be a weakling."

Shen Zhengying also laughed, "Stop talking about the last time, I really don't want to recall that scene."

After the last time, when she saw Jiang Yuming, she felt uncomfortable for a while, and she told him to restrain herself next time and stop doing this or that on campus.She is also very enlightened to increase the pocket money for her son.

"If it doesn't work, go open a room and take safety measures." She repeatedly reminded her.

He almost took Jiang Yuming out of his psychological shadow.

This time Hu Lai sent Shen Zhengying downstairs.

"Mr. Shen, thank you for being with me these two days."

"I should be thanking you. I am also very happy."

The two waved goodbye, Hu Lai suddenly felt reluctant, opened the car door and hugged her.In view of the same-sex issue just discussed, I was afraid that Teacher Shen would be frightened, so I didn't dare to hug her whole, but let go immediately after a virtual hug.

According to her current intention, she wanted to get closer to Shen Zhengying, and it would be even better if she could kiss him.

"That, thank you."

When Shen Zhengying was hugged by her, that strange feeling came to his heart again, and he subconsciously pushed her away, "Let people see what it looks like."

"I'm in charge of others. Don't allow others to be involuntary."

"I've always wanted to ask you, Hu Lailai, do you lack maternal love?"

"Yeah, yeah, not only lacks mother's love, but also wants to mess with mom/lun."

"……goodbye."

The community where Shen Zhengying's home is located is considered to be the home of the teachers of H University. It is a six-story husband's house, and all stairs are climbed by walking.Her house is on the fifth floor, and she is usually exhausted when she walks to the fourth floor. Today she walked all the way, thinking about Hu Lai's eyes and those jokes from last night to today, and almost went too far.

"Mom, where are you going?" Jiang Yuming walked forward and backward with her. As soon as they opened the door, they heard footsteps behind them. Mom has to go up to the sixth floor.

"Hey, why are you back?"

His mother didn't have the expected surprise, only surprise.

"Today is Sunday. I will come back to see you when I have no classes or appointments. You don't even want to see your son, do you?"

"how come."

After entering the house and closing the door, Shen Zhengying found out that his son had returned from buying vegetables, and was very relieved.

"You're back from shopping. Just make dinner simple. I'll go to bed first."

Her parents are both teachers. They are usually busy with work, and the people they care about most are the students. She and her brother have eaten in the cafeteria since they were young. H's canteen tastes much better than her parents' canteen. If she has three meals a day, she won't think about cooking. In addition, her cooking skills are terrible. When she was not divorced, her ex-husband occasionally cooked.Jiang Yuming also grew up eating canteens.He was sensible since he was a child, he didn't have a mother to cook, and he didn't make noise or make noise. When he grew up, he realized that his mother didn't have the talent to cook, so he simply relied on himself.Now it is not a problem to make home-cooked dishes, and from time to time, I can make some new dishes according to the recipes.

Thinking that Jiang Yuming was attracted by Hu Lai back then, it was definitely not just because of his good looks.The first time I saw his mother just now, Jiang Yuming felt something was wrong.

Shen Zhengying always wears two outfits when going out, one for school, in Jiang Yuming's words, it is to teach the director to repair women's clothing, how to get it.Going to a place other than school is another way. His mother is simple and doesn't know how to show off, but it is also tasteful.

Today's outfit is definitely going to school, but his mother has no class today.

As a good son who cares about his mother, Jiang Yuming followed Shen Zhengying after putting down the dishes and asked, "Mom, did you not come back last night or did you go out in the morning and come back now?"

"Who did you go out with? Teacher Sun? Teacher Sun's husband can't leave her for a day. Have you gone to her house?"

"If it's not Teacher Sun, who is it? Do I know a man or a woman?"

"Also, have you had breakfast and lunch?"

Shen Zhengying didn't get enough sleep, and was made a little dizzy by Hu Lai's reluctance to part with her. Hearing his son Ba Ba Ba's question after question, he said angrily, "Why do you have so many questions?"

Her mother-in-law did not take care of her divorce, and her parents did not take care of her own living. Now it is good, and a new son takes care of her.It was only at this time that he thought his son was too smart, and Jiang Yuming became suspicious when he heard those questions.

"I care about you. Tell me, if I don't come home at night, do you have many questions to ask me?"

Throwing the bag on the table, while taking a change of clothes from the drawer, he asked: "There are so many questions, which one do you want me to answer first?"

Without even a second of hesitation, Jiang Yuming asked, "Male or female?"

"Female, little girl, just a little older than you."

Hearing this answer, it was obvious that his son was relieved.Shen Zhengying shook his head and asked, "Satisfied?"

I can't say I'm satisfied, but knowing that my mother didn't go out with a man overnight, Jiang Yuming felt a little better.Even though rationally speaking, he hopes that Shen Zhengying can have a good home, have his own emotional life, and have someone else love her, but emotionally, if there is such a person who divides his mother's love, he will still feel sad.

It's true that contradictions are contradictions, but it's also true that people want to monopolize their mother after all.

Shen Zhengying took the clothes and wanted to wash her hair and take a shower, but Jiang Yuming stood at the door and refused to let her in. She just stared at her and waited for her to continue explaining.Her current friend Jiang Yuming basically knows that the mother and son have no big secrets, and now he looks like he won't let it go.

Shen Zhengying thought about it, "Well, the little girl is the interface of the cooperative unit. My old friend asked me to help test their project. The project is confidential, so I can't say much. What else do you want to know? Is it because I eat and drink every day? report to you?"

Jiang Yuming touched his nose, "That's not necessary." His mother's words were consistent and there was no problem, so he stepped aside.

Shen Zhengying glared at him, "You want to rebel. You said you have had so many girlfriends, but I didn't ask so many."

"That's because you don't remember any of them, not even their names. Oh, it's not that you can't remember, it's that you're too lazy to remember."

"I didn't ask you where you went when you didn't go home at night."

"Mom, I have lived on campus since junior high school."

"I didn't ask you how it feels to gnaw around with people in school. Is it particularly exciting?"

These words have been Shen Zhengying's trump card recently, and they are especially useful against Jiang Yuming. Jiang Yuming is embarrassed by saying one sentence.

"mom!"

"Oh, by the way, is that little girl's butt soft, isn't it very elastic?"

"Raise the white flag, raise the white flag. I don't want to control you, I just care about you. There are so many liars now. Before, there must be grass within ten steps, but now there must be liars within ten meters."

"Hmph. Take care of yourself, remember to do well..."

"Know, know, safety measures."

Ever since Jiang Yuming received sex education, what his mother said in the end always involved safety measures.

He couldn't help asking, "I wonder if Dad didn't take safety measures before I got here? You've been complaining about it until now."

"That's really not true. I want to get married and have children after graduation. You are in our plan." Speaking of the past, Shen Zhengying sighed a little, patted his son on the shoulder and said, "Before you know it, you are also a young man gone."

"That's right. Wen Neng has a master's degree, and Wu Neng can beat thieves. He can work in the kitchen and sleep in the bed. Oh, no, the hut. Oh, yes, Mom. Your cooperative unit, what kind of company, is it recruiting people?" Yu Zixuan said It’s hard to find a job now, especially for girls, and employers favor boys over girls, no matter how bad boys are, they just don’t want girls.”

"You guys are good enough to introduce a work relationship?" How long has it been.

"That's not true. We haven't been together for a long time, but as a boy, I feel complicated about the things that companies do. Don't you always say that women are difficult, and you can help if you can. I think so too." Jiang Yuming didn't go Deep down, it's just a job introduction, and it doesn't mean that you will be bound to marry someone after the introduction.Yu Zixuan is willing, but he is still unwilling.

"Then I'll ask someone another day if there is any demand, but I think Kunlun Technology is so big that it has to recruit people. Let's make it right first, and just help pass the resume. Let your girlfriend send a resume."

"What, what is the name of that company?"

"Kunlun Technology, a big Internet company, CEO Yang Hui is very powerful, you have never heard of it."