On the Best Ways to Punish a Playful Ex

How could Jiang Yuming have never heard of Kunlun Technology.

He has several games produced by Kunlun in his mobile phone and computer, and he has spent thousands of dollars this year alone.

Of course, the fuck doesn't know.

He talked for more than a month, and broke up with his beautiful ex-girlfriend who worked for Kunlun Technology for more than a month. He thought what the other party would do to him.

Of course, he doesn't even know.

With Shen Zhengying's meticulous temperament, if she knew these two things at the same time, Jiang Yuming didn't dare to think which would make her more angry.

As for the fact that his mother might know Hu Lai, Jiang Yuming gave up after thinking about it for a while.

Kunlun Technology has a lot of employees, occupying a building, how could it be possible for Hu Lai to interface with his mother? Besides, with Hu Lai's indifferent personality, maybe he doesn't even know that Shen Zhengying is his mother.

"Who hasn't heard of Kunlun Technology? Mom, you cooperate with this company, so who is your old friend? Why don't I know." Jiang Yuming took out a newly bought tangerine from the plastic bag and peeled it open. , stuffed two pieces into Shen Zhengying's mouth.

I didn't expect his mother to recognize people from Kunlun Technology, and he was still an old friend.In his cognition, his mother is an old house girl, too lazy to meet people, too lazy to socialize.Except for going to class and going out for a trip, I usually just stay at home and don't know what to do.The computer equipment is very advanced, better than his, and he is not allowed to touch it. To be honest, he thinks it is a bit wasteful.

Every time he wanted to touch a fucking high-end computer, his mother would ask him: If you lose your data, lose your papers, can you afford it?

He must not be able to afford it, backup is not enough.

His mother asked him again: Can you guarantee that it will never be poisoned, and the backup data will not be lost.

He wanted to make sure, but couldn't.

Because what the fuck wants is [-]% safety.

[-]% of the hell, he can't guarantee that he is a [-]% pure man without a chromosome test.

"Are you my mother or am I your mother, my old friends need to report to you one by one? Then, do you want to report all the former and present to me?"

"Yo, Mom, I have no problem reporting to you, do you want to hear it?"

"I don't want to." Who listened patiently to those.

"That's right." Jiang Yuming smiled and stuffed two slices of tangerines for her mother, "Speaking of which, I also know a little girl from Kunlun Technology."

"The little girl you hooked up with again?"

Jiang Yuming chuckled, but didn't tell his mother that she was a big girl and not a little girl.

"You can't do this, obviously. I've heard a saying that you will have to change sooner or later. I'm afraid you will be beaten one day."

"How come, I don't lie to sex or money, and I made it clear when I broke up. Oh, my mother is always helping her son, helping to kill and dismember corpses. You are kind, I'm helping outsiders. Fortunately, I'm not married. If I get married, you earn a daughter-in-law, and I lose a mother, which is a big loss."

"That's enough, that's enough, talk so much. What are you helping to kill and dismembering corpses? Wake up, I will kill relatives righteously." Shen Zhengying felt the buzzing in her ears, and said impatiently, "I'm going to take a bath, I need to sleep for a while You go and buy a few hairy crabs, we will eat them steamed at night, you don’t need to go out to buy them, just those online, called Dingdong Hema Taoxianda.”

After Jiang Yuming finished eating one tangerine, he peeled another.

Not right, not right.

His mother has never visited the market or bought vegetables for thousands of years, but she actually knows about Dingdong Hema Taoxianda.

If it was a sudden change for her own sake, she would be happy as a son, but if a cat or dog appeared, her mother would think about going shopping and cooking.

The treatment that his own son did not have.

Tangerines are stuck in the throat, sweet and sour, sour and sweet so stuck, no matter how hard it is to swallow.

Compared with Jiang Yuming, who had a special feeling in his heart, Hu Lai was much simpler and purer.At the regular meeting on Monday, I secretly sent a message to Zhou Huaiyi.

Hu Lai: Why is the little girl's lips so soft, so soft, so soft.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.gif

Zhou Huaiyi almost fell off the chair, and looked at her calmly, as the words fluttered, she was as normal as she was.Usually such people are either schizophrenic or good at putting on airs.

Zhou Huaiyi posted a expression of "waiting for me to have money to take you to the best mental hospital in the world": AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhich little girl did you kiss?Former current?

It takes seven days to create the world, but it only takes one weekend for her to change the world.The progress on Thursday is that the ex's mother became a work partner, and in a blink of an eye, he changed the target and hooked up with the ex's girlfriend? !

Hu Lai: Which onion is the predecessor's incumbent? It's also worthy of me.Of course it is Teacher Shen.But I haven't kissed it yet, I touched it.

That is also called a little girl?

Zhou Huaiyi suspected that there was something wrong with Hu Lai's blind date on Saturday, and his head was burned out.

What is it if you touch someone's lips?

She doesn't have Hu Lai's ability to be serious, and it is not good to be cut out of the video conference with an expression that does not match the meeting.So I replied: If she is not young, just close the phone and ignore her.

After a few minutes Hu Lai came again.

Hu Lai: Women's lips are so soft, so fragrant, so sweet.

Zhou Huaiyi: Well, well, well, well, you are tall and crazy.Can you still feel the sweetness?Fingers or test strips.Go and take your medicine.

In the afternoon, we went into the real illusion to test the end-time game together, and Hu Lai came up to her again.Because of her yelling, Zhou Huaiyi was found out, and the good resources were lost, and her life was lost.

Zhou Huaiyi was so angry that she wanted to kick her cat's ass hard.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry, I'll treat you to coffee when I go out."

"I miss you a cup of coffee."

"You don't lack that little resource. It's not worth a dime if it's broken, and you will be compensated if you have it another day. Let's talk about women's lips."

After finishing speaking, Hu Lai dragged Zhou Huaiyi to the world of catgirls who had nothing to do with the world, just to be lazy.

Zhou Huaiyi was almost annoyed to death by all kinds of crazy things about this psychopath. If she didn't speak, she was a mature woman, and when she spoke, she was a rebellious adolescent girl.She was blind at first to think that Hu Lai was quiet and generous.

When he got to a place where no one was around, Zhou Huaiyi asked her first. "You really like Teacher Shen? She is your ex's mother, you forgot what your original intention was!"

I saw a short-haired cat walking upright back several steps.

"Of course I... no meow."

Subconsciously denied it, as if admitting it was a big problem.

Do you like Teacher Shen?Hu Lai didn't think about this issue, it's a question of whether he likes it or not.

Zhou Huaiyi ignored her. "You are really amazing. I advise you, if you like it, confess it earlier."

"Is there anything you need to confess meow?"

She likes Shen Zhengying's soft lips, likes Shen Zhengying's temperature, and also likes the tension and apprehension when she hugs Shen Zhengying.

She wanted to kiss her fair and square.

Her liking for Shen Zhengying was different from that for other people.

Her anticipation, excitement, and even eagerness to move are also different from those of other people.

If you like it, you can like it, and Hu Lai thought about it in a flash.

"Frankly, I like her meow? I think she also likes me a little bit meow."

"Oh. Are you sure? Like your beauty, and like your beauty so much that you want to sleep with you are two different things."

Hu Lai smiled slightly, treacherous and proud.

"Again you know we haven't slept meow. Know what her alarm rings meow, scream chicken meow."

Zhou Huaiyi had heard the story of the Screaming Chicken, and thought Shen Zhengying was a bit weird at the time, and even more so now.As for Hu Lai, it is a wonderful work among strange works.

Zhou Huaiyi beat her mercilessly, "Oh, sleeping is such a thing, it really is a primary school chicken."

"Bah. What elementary school chicken meow, I am pure white and flawless, guarding my body like a jade meow."

Wearing a fluffy cat head and cat tail cat body, with a beautiful and delicious face, the words he said made people almost spit out the last night's meal.

Zhou Huaiyi made a vomiting expression, and decided to quickly end the conversation between the two. "The frankness I said meant that you were the one who approached her in the first place."

"Purpose? For what purpose, meow." Hu Lai scratched his face, pretending to be innocent, "I approached her just to get to know her, meow."

Sophistry, although it doesn't sound wrong.

"Then what if someone knows that you are having an affair with his son." Zhou Huaiyi felt something was wrong as soon as he entered the world of catgirls.

Unlike Hu Lai, who wandered around the world once she entered the real illusion, she had never been here before, and she had never created a catwoman character. Only now did she realize that the catwoman form had a meow ending in her speech, which made her almost nervous.

"Can you stop meowing, cats don't meow as vigorously as you do."

"The system comes with meow." Hu Lai called up the menu to close the settings, "Come back to business, it was a coincidence, but I didn't know that she was Jiang Yuming's mother, and the mother and son didn't look alike at all. Besides, Jiang Yuming and I I don't have a leg, I'm just a playmate at best."

My god, my god, this is the first time I see someone open their eyes and talk nonsense to this point.

Zhou Huaiyi pointed at Hu Lai, "If you were born in ancient times, you would be a courtier."

"I don't have a chance to go to ancient times. There is a saying, you don't care about your deeds. I can't be convicted just because of my thoughts, right?"

After talking to Zhou Huaiyi, Hu Lai also cleared up his thoughts, switching seamlessly from revenge to love.Jiang Yuming might be a trouble, trouble in the future is not in sight.The most important issue right now is that she has to confess her feelings to Shen Zhengying, so that Shen Zhengying will not mistake her love for friendship after a long time, and it will be bad if she accidentally thinks in the direction of child admiration and Oedipus complex.It's better to show the banner at the beginning: I want to be friends with you because I look forward to falling in love with you more.

Yes, she wants to fall in love with Shen Zhengying.

I want to take her to eat all the delicious hot pots in the world.

I want to take her to play around in my own territory.

I want to put all my favorites in front of her.

I want to hug her, from dawn to night, from sunrise to sunset, even if I fall asleep, I won't let go.

She wants to kiss her.

miss you.

Seeing Hu Lai's twinkling eyes, ups and downs of thoughts, joyful yearning appearing on his face one by one, as a friend, it was difficult for Zhou Huaiyi to express his wishes for her success.

After dozens of hours of continuous brain fever, Hu Lai suddenly fell silent, and did not say to Zhou Huaiyi until after get off work the next day: "It's only been a few days, why am I fascinated, abnormal, absolutely abnormal. Shen Will the teacher lower my head for me?"

"People who teach psychology can at most hypnotize you."

Zhou Huaiyi deeply felt that Mr. Shen didn't know what kind of bad luck he had to be targeted by Hu Lai.

Hu Lai is indeed an Aries who is naturally brainless and rushing. It is not easy to ask people when you lower your head, but you can ask people under hypnosis.

Hu Lai: Mr. Shen, Mr. Shen, can you hypnotize?

Shen Zhengying was puzzled: No.