Our leader is overdone

What Xiang Xiaoxiao said was true. He was indeed not interested in Zuo Hufa's appearance. Zuo Hufa was so sweet that people always thought he was a girl.

And as far as Xiang Xiaoxiao is concerned, he may prefer the type of leader—it's a pity that the leader's IQ is flawed.

Speaking of which, if Guardian Zuo's venomous tongue can be combined with the appearance of the leader, it would be perfect... and if Guardian Zuo's sweet girl appearance is given to the leader, then such a leader can barely be called cute.

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw Tianniu Zuo Hufa's cold eyes in the middle of his fantasies, and quickly put away his idiot face, "What's wrong?"

Guardian Zuo: "Are your ears just for decoration like your brain? Didn't you hear what I just said?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...No."

Just now... just now he fell into a delusional fantasy, how could he know what Zuo Hufa was talking about.

Guardian Zuo patted the table, "Change clothes."

There was a whole set of clothes on the table, obviously the clothes that Elder Hua said had been prepared for her to fit.

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't shy away either, and frankly changed into her clothes in front of Guardian Zuo, and then took a picture in front of the bronze mirror, feeling like a tourist.

Guardian Zuo also muttered, "It's weird...you wait, I'll go find a hat."

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to say don't bother, even if he put on a hat, he wouldn't look like the ancients... But the left protector was so fast, he had already lifted the curtain and entered another room.

Xiang Xiaoxiao took a few steps back and sat on the bed, suddenly felt something hard hit his ankle, he bent down and looked, it turned out to be a gigantic tortoise shell!

This tortoise shell was placed under the bed, and it was unknown that it was a bastard with hundreds or thousands of years. It was almost the size of an ordinary table, occupying a large area under the bed, which Xiang Xiaoxiao had to marvel at.

"Wow... What a big shell." Xiang Xiaoxiao had seen the biggest turtles before, and they were all on the dining table. Now that he met a tortoise that was bigger than the dining table, he wished he had a mobile phone so that he could take pictures. Post on Weibo to show off.

Even though there was nothing, Xiang Xiaoxiao still knelt down and knocked on the tortoise shell, wondering what such a big tortoise shell could be used for, could it be divination?

Xiang Xiaoxiao realized after changing the position that the tortoise shell was still wrapped by an iron chain, and because it was too big, it was almost stuck under the bed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao originally wanted to drag the tortoise out to observe carefully, but suddenly remembered that Guardian Zuo had warned him that this room was poisonous everywhere, and he was a little worried that the tortoise shell was actually full of bugs. I didn't dare to drag the turtle shell out and take a closer look.

But Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the black hole in the tortoise's shell facing her direction, and felt an urge to reach in and dig out...

Speaking of whether there were insects in it, Xiang Xiaoxiao simply lay down on the ground and squinted to look inside the hole.

It seems... nothing...

Xiang Xiaoxiao was looking into the cave intently.

Suddenly, a head came out of the hole.

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Brother Xiao was two inches away from the drilled head.

After a death-like silence, Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled "Fuck me!" Rolling and scrambling, he bumped into the table leg, knocked the teapot down, and made a crisp sound, vividly interpreting the idea of ​​"fucking shit!" word.

Guardian Zuo poked his head out holding several hats, "What are you doing, what are you doing!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled: "Damn it! The glans!!! I lay down on the ground to watch and a glans suddenly came out! Why! Why did a glans come out!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked under the bed with tears all over his face, and found that the other end was gone, "Damn! It's gone! Did you retract it? A head came out of your tortoise shell, Guardian Left!" Because the end was a little longer... ...so it can only be called a strip.

Guardian Zuo said calmly: "It is alive, of course it has a head."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's heartbeat calmed down, she wiped away the tears from being frightened, and stood up tremblingly, "You...why do you keep a living, such a big tortoise under the bed..."

Zuo Hufa said contemptuously: "What do you know, this is the mountain guardian beast of our sect."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

It's enough……

You idiots teach you to use bastard as a mountain guardian beast, yet you still dare to speak to Brother Xiao with contemptuous eyes...

Brother Xiao hasn't despised you yet, okay?

Guardian Zuo walked to the bed, gloated and said, "It deserves it, who made you look at it like that."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with lingering fear: "I thought it was dead, how could anyone keep a bastard under his bed?"

Zuo Hufa's eyes were a little floating.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... Zuo Hufa, you made up all the mythical beasts... Is this a pet you raised privately..." Could it be that there is a rule in this religion that it is not allowed to keep pets in private, so he asked for it? Secretly keeping it under your bed?Or that the turtle was actually stolen from someone else?

Guardian Zuo said angrily, "What are you doing!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It still has a chain on it...you locked it up..."

Is it really okay for you to raise turtles like this? !

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "Anyway, it can't die!" He kicked the turtle shell hard.

The head of the divine beast came out of the turtle shell again, looking at the left protector faintly with mung bean eyes.

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

This kind of weeping eyes... put on a big bastard, it's so ecstasy!

Protector Zuo said violently: "What are you looking at! Look at it and stew you!"

The beast slowly retracted its head.

... Regardless of whether this is a real mountain-protecting beast or not, Xiang Xiaoxiao decided to call it a mythical beast... This bastard is terrible, did he really have his own thoughts after living for too long, and he is so alive The film king is a tortoise, who expresses that resentful emotion to the fullest, even if he can't speak out, he can still communicate, it's really... amazing!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was amazed, when Zuo Hufa opened fire at him, throwing all the hats he took at him, "What is your relationship with it!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao replied tremblingly: "What's the relationship?"

Guardian Zuo said: "It hasn't moved for at least seven or eight years since the day it was lying here. Why did it stick out its head when you came here!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, "This... this... is absolutely not an affair, nor is it a relationship! Big, maybe it knows that I am the wife of the future leader, so it sticks its head out to recognize my face?"

Guardian Zuo threatened: "It's better to be like this, I warn you, don't tell anyone that you have seen it!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao nodded hurriedly.

Terrible, a bastard hiding a shocking secret!

In the end, what kind of secrets are carried on its thick tortoise shell, and why did the senior officials of the Holy Cult hide it under the bed?Encumbered by iron chains, it has been dormant for eight years. This time it showed its head. Does it indicate that the truth is about to surface... Please watch this issue of Into Science... No, Love Story?Bah... Forget it, let's talk about the story.

This bastard is really too curious.

Xiang Xiaoxiao has already made up countless stories in his brain. Such a big tortoise made him have to think of the Eagle Brother in "The Legend of Condor Heroes", but it is a pity that Zuo Hufa will never be Yang Guo.

Of course, Guardian Zuo asked him not to speak, so he naturally shut up obediently, no matter what grievances and grievances there are between the human turtles.

Guardian Zuo kicked the turtle shell again, "Be honest with me!"

The turtle shell swayed from side to side, as if responding to the left protector.

Guardian Zuo's complexion was not very good-looking.

Xiang Xiaoxiao inquired cautiously: "Doesn't it usually eat?"

Guardian Zuo: "I don't know."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

Guardian Zuo: "Anyway, I haven't fed it, so I didn't expect it to starve to death."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo said with a stinky face, "Why are you asking this?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "I'm just worried that it will eat my ankle while I'm putting on my shoes when it's hungry and crazy."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Does it have a name?"

Zuo Hufa sneered, "What name does a bastard want to have?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo's sarcastic look is so cold and charming...

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at Dawangba pitifully, "I think it has lived for at least a few hundred years, and it doesn't even have a name. Let's give it a name."

Zuo Hufa looked at him with stupid eyes.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao coughed, "Does Guardian Zuo feel bad?"

Such a young child has no childlike innocence at all...

Zuo Hufa sneered and said, "Okay, then call it Xiang Wangba."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "!!"

Guardian Zuo: "Do you feel bad?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao faltered and said: "Because it is a bastard...why is it called 'like' bastard..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw a gleam of coldness in Zuo Guardian's eyes, and quickly changed his words: "But Xiang Wangba is quite good, I will call him Xiaoba from now on. Xiaoba, you must be obedient in the future, and you must not just stick your head out Come." Brother Xiao smiled wryly in his heart, big deal, Brother Xiao interpreted it as King Xiang... maybe.

Xiang Wangba under the bed heard it, and hurriedly poked out the head of his penis, nodded lightly, and then retracted.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."