Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao and Zuo Hufa stared at the tortoise shell under the bed for a long time before they turned their heads back silently. The two looked at each other for a while, then Zuo Hufa said: "...try on the hat."

Xiang Xiaoxiao obediently tried all the hats thrown by Zuo Hufa one by one. The more Zuo Hufa looked at them, his brows became tighter.

It seems that he is very dissatisfied with Xiang Xiaoxiao's appearance.

Brother Xiao has something to say about this point, you say you have a blind face, why are you so high-minded, who is not looking, anyway, no matter how beautiful you look and wear, you can’t remember people’s faces.

But he only dared to slander these words, and finally sighed, "Which one should I wear?"

Zuo Hufa was silent for a moment, and said: "Forget it, you can do it like this, you don't look like a good person wearing any hat."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...!!"

Look what you said!

You are a disciple of the Devil's Cult, and you say that others are not good people, may I ask if you are even a little bit embarrassed!

Of course Guardian Zuo would not be embarrassed, not only that, he also gave Xiang Xiaoxiao a disgusted look, "Let's go, it's you who wasted time."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He wanted to complain but didn't dare...

And it was indeed he who disturbed the old tortoise who had been sleeping for several years, so he was delayed for a while.

But in the final analysis, it's not your Zuo protector's fault. You put a turtle under the bed and lock it up, so you're not afraid of having nightmares at night.

Xiang Xiaoxiao followed Zuo Hufa on the way to lunch, hesitated for a moment and couldn't help but said: "Let me ask a question..."

Guardian Zuo immediately looked at him with that "you're here again" look.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Ask."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "How many people are there during the meal?"

Zuo Dharma protector: "The leader, the left and right protectors, some elders, the leader of the Five Banners, or the leader's cronies are also there."

so many people……

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly became a little stiff, "So many people, I'm so sorry..."

Guardian Zuo didn't raise his head, "If you dare to lose face, you will die."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo looked at him slowly, showing a threatening smile, "Our leader hates it when someone embarrasses him. Generally, if someone embarrasses him, he will throw that person to the golden silkworm Gu to eat his brains out." of."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Yes... It stands to reason that Xiang Xiaoxiao is now the leader's person...

However, he still couldn't help saying: "Your senior brother is embarrassing himself every day."

Guardian Zuo thought for a while, "That's right, so he is already the limit of my tolerance, you must not be the last straw that breaks the camel's back."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

damn...

Xiang Xiaoxiao plucked up his courage, "Will those elders and banner owners give me a bad blow?"

Guardian Zuo looked at him very puzzled.

Xiang Xiaoxiao guessed: "No? The relationship in your church is very harmonious?"

Zuo Hufa snorted, "It seems that it is impossible to expect you to not be ashamed. You don't have the slightest sense of being the leader's wife, and you always think that others will punish you. You should be ready to be beaten first."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered, and suddenly realized, "Does that mean I should show them off?"

Guardian Zuo didn't reply, as if he thought his question was too stupid.

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that he had guessed right, and was immediately overjoyed, "I didn't expect the leader to be so well-mannered, so how can I show them off, how about I lead them to release the bugs, and then trample them to death?" Maybe these people They were all heartbroken like Elder Hua...

Zuo Hufa looked at him coldly, "You say you are stupid, but you still don't admit it, has your brain been eaten by the golden silkworm Gu?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

Left Guardian: "You squat down."

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't understand, so she squatted down. "ah……?"

Zuo Hufa stretched out his index finger, which was as tender as green onion, and poked Xiang Xiaoxiao's forehead once and for all, "Spies, you still say that you are not a spy, and you want to bring down our holy religion, don't you?" Big-headed ghost!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...fuck me!Then you just nodded when Brother Xiao asked if your teaching was harmonious!

Zuo Hufa saw that he still had the strength to slander, and as soon as he pressed his index finger hard, Brother Xiao fell backwards and sat on the ground.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao jumped up from the ground, muttering dissatisfiedly, "You are so young, what are you doing with such a temper?"

Guardian Zuo snorted, "You know I'm young?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It looks like I'm only 12 years old..."

Guardian Zuo looked at him coldly.

...Wow, you have such a cool expression?It seems that Guardian Zuo's spiritual age is really not that of an ordinary child.

I heard that children don't like adults saying that they are young, and Zuo Hufa can see that he lacks love in childhood - if he is older than 12 years old, he might still be lacking in calcium - it can be seen that he is in the Demon Cult, at a young age. After taking over the important task of protecting the law, either the second generation of martial arts is forced to practice hard every day and not allowed to eat, maybe both...

The more I think about it, the more I feel sad for Guardian Zuo.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So...how old are you?"

Guardian Zuo asked back: "How old are you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... If you are twelve, I will be one round faster than you."

Guardian Zuo said nothing.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then I will consider you 12 years old."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Guardian Zuo, you... did you have any playmates when you were young?"

Guardian Zuo: "Yes, my brother."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...your senior brother?"

Guardian Zuo: "Yes."

Damn, what can I play with that guy like your senior brother, I didn't even make you stupid.

"You have a good relationship with your senior brother, right?" Xiang Xiaoxiao asked.

Left Protector: "Normal."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "He's stupider than you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Then you still play with him!It seems that no one really plays it!

It seems that Zuo Hufa has developed his current personality because of the lack of happiness in childhood. It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "What are you doing looking at me with such eyes?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said compassionately: "Guardian Zuo, little... For young people, it's better to be lively and cheerful, treat yourself better, go out and play in the mud if you have nothing to do, play hide-and-seek or something, it's good for your body and mind."

Guardian Zuo asked, "Did you often play with these when you were young?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's right, so now I have all-round development in morality, intelligence, physique, art and labor, and I am mentally healthy and positive."

Guardian Zuo turned his head, "No wonder you're so stupid."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Well... such a difficult child!

Brother Xiao still doesn't believe that he can't conquer you anymore, it's just a lolita face!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was very ambitious just now, but when he saw Guardian Zuo's cool eyes, he immediately withered away.

Such a ghostly loli, I can't bear it...

Zuo Hufa laughed at him, "If you ask so many questions, why don't you take care of yourself, you have to act with me from now on, my temper..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao answered honestly: "I've seen it too."

Zuo Hufa said indifferently: "It's wrong, it's because I have seen one out of ten."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...The other nine out of ten is the gentle side of your character?"

Zuo Hufa smiled cruelly. Although he is relatively short, his eyes make people feel that he is actually looking down on him. "I just want to ask you a question."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said consciously: "... I've eaten it."

Left Protector: "..."