Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao talked to Xiao Ba, but he refused to let go of the pants that had been torn a lot, so Xiang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to take off the pants resolutely against the mocking and sarcastic eyes of the left guardian.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...let me borrow another pair of pants."

Guardian Zuo: "No borrowing."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then help me to borrow from the leader."

Zuo Hufa: "Why do you think that I am not willing to borrow from you myself, and I will go to ask others to borrow for you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously: "...Could it be that you didn't borrow me because you don't have such a big size?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao consciously changed the subject, "It's okay hahahaha, it doesn't matter if I go barelegged, to tell you the truth, we all go out like this over there."

Zuo Hufa glared at him, "Immortal."

After finishing speaking, he took out a pair of trousers from the closet, and when Xiang Xiaoxiao put them on, they turned out to be too big, if he didn't wear a belt, he could slip them off immediately.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was helpless, kicked Xiang Wangba on the head and then jumped away.

Guardian Zuo said while closing the door: "Be careful, it will bite you again at night."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "The dead bastard is still shaking the sky, dare to bite me and I will never feed it again."

Guardian Zuo said coolly: "As far as what you brought back, it might not necessarily eat it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What's the matter?"

Guardian Zuo: "Not fresh enough."

A mere bastard...!

Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily: "Who is used to it's stinking problems!"

Guardian Zuo squinted at him, "I have served as the leader of the Holy Cult."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He hastily turned a corner: "Accustomed to it well, used to it wonderfully, the divine beast just needs to be pampered."

Guardian Zuo snorted.

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "That's not right... I think Zuo Protector and you also think that his problem is not pleasing to the eye, otherwise why would he starve him for several years?"

Guardian Zuo didn't answer, but his expression was clearly acquiescing.

Xiang Xiaoxiao snickered, "As long as there is the support of Zuo Dharma, I will definitely help you to discipline this bastard."

Zuo Hufa said leisurely: "Believe it or not, even if there is only one head left to move, I can kill you to the point where I can't die anymore."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Do you know how to restrain it? Do you know how long it took me to restrain it?"

Guardian Zuo, look at your face...

Xiang Xiaoxiao said deeply: "Back then, I had a nickname, the bastard killer. I ate up all the steamed bastards on the Chinese New Year table. My mother always said, 'Xiaodong, don't eat any more. If you eat so much bastard, it will make you overcrowded', you say, no matter how big Xiang bastard grows, it will still be a bastard, no matter how difficult it is to subdue it, it will be everyone's ration for a week in the end." As long as you don't talk about your family This mythical beast can also breathe fire.

"..." Zuo Hufa looked deep in thought, "...Xiaodong?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=.= My mother is just me, Xiaodong."

Guardian Zuo: "Why Xiaodong?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... because my brother's name is Xiang Dadong?"

Guardian Zuo: "My real name?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "My real name."

Guardian Zuo: "...Then why are you called Xiang Xiaoxiao?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...What a mess!

The saddest thing is that after thinking about it for a long time, brother Xiao also felt... yes!Why is my brother called Dadong, my mother calls me Xiaodong, but my name is Xiang Xiaoxiao!

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt very depressed, "I will definitely ask my parents when I have a chance in the future, then what is your name, Protector Zuo? Do you have any brothers?"

Zuo Hufa Shi Shiran said: "I have no father or mother, only one brother..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt sympathetic, "Is that so..."

Guardian Zuo continued: "I killed him later."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo thought for a while, "It happened a long time ago, I remember that he is similar to you, quite annoying."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

"Is Zhao Yi the name of the leader?" Xiang Xiaoxiao always felt that he would change the topic, so he asked.

Guardian Zuo smiled lukewarmly, "Yes."

Admittedly, it really is!

Xiang Xiaoxiao cheered up, thinking that Guardian Zuo also hated the leader's IQ, so he wanted to make Zuo Protector happy by stepping on the leader, "Wow, hahaha, his name is so strange, it sounds like Aunt Zhao, we sell it in the vegetable market." Cong’s aunt is called Aunt Zhao.”

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

Guardian Zuo: "Is that so..."

Just as he was about to say yes, seeing Guardian Zuo's complexion was not right, it was extremely ugly, so he quickly changed the subject, "Of course I was joking! Just pretend I farted just now, hahaha."

Guardian Zuo's face turned pale.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thinks, Guardian Zuo claims to be an orphan, and the leader is his senior brother, maybe the two have similar names, no wonder he doesn't like Xiang Xiaoxiao saying that the leader's name is not good.

It's just... Why is Guardian Zuo's temper a little better?

As a curious Gemini, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't hold back after all and asked: "I thought you would beat me..."

Zuo Hufa looked over coldly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered.

Guardian Zuo said slowly, "I wanted to beat you up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?"

Guardian Zuo: "I'm afraid I'll beat you to death with a little heavy hand, it's cheaper for you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Xiaodong."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Tell me."

Guardian Zuo: "Be careful."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered and almost broke out in a cold sweat. When Zuo Hufa said these words, every word was like ice scum falling down.

It seems that you really need to be careful...!

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao carried a basket of fish from the kitchen on his back, resisting the smell and opened the door.

As soon as the door opened, the left guardian covered his nose and said, "Get out."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao was in a dilemma, "If you go out, you have to come in, otherwise you go out? Or hold your nose until the bastard eats all the fish?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao took the opportunity to sneak in, "I almost lost my way."

Zuo Hufa pinched his nose and asked, "Didn't the people in the kitchen ask you what you want the fish for?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ah... I said Guardian Zuo wants to eat."

Guardian Zuo: "...! Don't say that in the future!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then what should I say?"

Guardian Zuo said indifferently: "It's none of my business, anyway, don't get involved with me."

"Oh!" Xiang Xiaoxiao threw the basket in front of Xiang Wang's eight heads, "Hey, it's time to eat!"

Xiang Wangba poked his head out slowly, and sniffed in front of the basket.

……

Xiang Wangba: O__O

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said: "Damn, stop looking at me like that!"

Xiang Wangba: O__O

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook the basket, "I tell you! Love it or not! If you don't eat it, you'll bite my pants into pieces and I won't feed you!"

Xiang Wangba: TT

Zuo Hufa supported his chin and said, "Xiaoxi is so hungry that he will probably eat you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao and Xiang Wangba looked at each other.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Who is Xiaoxi?"

Guardian Zuo: "It."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He felt that he suddenly didn't want to ask how the name "Xiaoxi" came from...

Xiang Wangba also silently picked up the basket and began to eat...