Our leader is overdone

It is said that there were no entertainment activities in ancient times, and when the moon came to the top of the mountain, Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly climbed into bed, "Good night, protector Zuo."

"..." Zuo Hufa looked at the sky, "Sleep just after dusk, are you a pig?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned around, "The pig doesn't sleep as much as I do."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao covered her mouth, "Sorry, talk fast."

During the holidays, Xiang Xiaoxiao sleeps for more than twelve hours a day, and spends the other twelve hours lying in bed eating and playing computer games. Mother Xiang scolded him like Zuo Hufa, "Xiaodong! You Is it a pig!"

Zuo Hufa stepped on Xiang Wangba to get on the bed and lay down on the inside.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was silent for a moment, "Guardian Zuo, can I sleep on the inside?" He was afraid that Xiang Wangba would really bite him down in the middle of the night.

Guardian Zuo quickly replied: "No."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Don't be like this, it's so convenient to sleep on the outside, I sneaked out in the middle of the night to spy on the secrets of the holy religion and you didn't even notice."

Zuo Hufa didn't say a word, and punched Xiang Xiaoxiao's stomach with his backhand.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Pfft!!"

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao curled up into a shrimp, "Hurry up, turn on the light! Damn, see if I spewed out pieces of internal organs just now!"

The left protector pressed his shoulder, "Don't worry, my strikes are serious."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "This will keep you from sneaking out for a whole night at most."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...TT I'm just talking, do you have to be serious!"

Guardian Zuo: "It's about my own safety, and even the safety of the Holy Cult. Naturally, I have to be cautious. You get used to it early, and you will punch me every night from now on."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn... what crime did I do!

Xiang Xiaoxiao wiped the corner of his mouth, smelled the fishy smell, and said quietly: "I spit out a big mouthful of blood..."

Guardian Zuo: "Don't rub it on the quilt, it's dirty."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa: "To tell you the truth, I'm not used to sleeping with other people. If anyone disturbs me, I'll take care of them. You'd better be careful in the middle of the night."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=Dish=!"

... Such a heartbreaker!

Could it be worse than vomiting blood...

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought bitterly.

The second half of the night.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought, yes.

Zuo Hufa is more cruel in his sleep than awake. Xiang Xiaoxiao likes to turn over when he sleeps. Although Zuo Hufa doesn't kill people in his dreams, he is almost the same. As long as Xiang Xiaoxiao can't help but move, his arms and legs are like hanging weights In the same way, he pressed heavily on Xiang Xiaoxiao's body - rather than pressing, it would be better to say smashing.

Because Xiang Xiaoxiao was sleeping on his side, the left protector threw his hand on his shoulder, and his leg fell on his waist.

After repeating this for only three or five times, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that he was developing towards the back of the wasp waist...

A few more smashes, and it is estimated that the next day, a gourd will be seen lying next to the left guardian.

No matter how poor you are, you can't be poor, and no matter how hard you are, you can't be a loli.

The wife of the future leader feels that if the holy religion wants to develop, it must first change Zuo Hufa to a bigger bed...

The bed was too small, even with the length of the left protector's hands and feet, he could easily crush Xiang Xiaoxiao to death.

You said that Guardian Zuo was still talking about not being able to kill Xiang Xiaoxiao in one go during the day, which not only caused the elders to wail, but also made Xiang Xiaoxiao cheaper. Xiang Xiaoxiao's waist was chopped off, and after waking up and seeing it, don't you regret dying?

Xiang Xiaoxiao gasped for breath, his eyes wide open, he clutched his waist after thinking about it, but dared not sleep.

The next morning, I woke up and saw, well, my waist and shoulders were bruised.

Looking into the bronze mirror again, yes, the blood around the mouth is still not clean.

Taking advantage of the morning light, Xiang Xiaoxiao turned around and lowered his head, and saw the artistic blood stains on the ground, like red plum blossoms in the snow, blooming on the clean floor, obviously he vomited it up yesterday.

Damn, this room can be directly named a murder scene after two more days of sleep.

Xiang Xiaoxiao's face was decadent, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was in a daze.

Guardian Zuo rolled over and got out of bed full of energy, seeing him frozen there like a zombie, "Did you finish washing? Why do you look like you haven't slept all night?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "What's the point of vomiting blood?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said coldly: "Can I go to the leader and apply for a big bed for you? Or an extra bed?"

Guardian Zuo: "What are you doing?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao pulled up the hem of his clothes, "Look at what you smashed last night."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Don't tell me you have no impression..."

Sure enough, Guardian Zuo recalled it, and said confidently, "Who made you move around."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I don't (dare) argue with you about this, I strongly demand to change the bed."

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "No, this bed hasn't been changed for hundreds of years, why do you change it as you please, Xiang Wangba is still locked under here, what should I do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao walked over and pulled it carefully, only to find that the chains were all connected to the bed, and the bed seemed to be fixed in this place.

He couldn't help looking at Protector Zuo resentfully: "Then I don't care, what if I die when I fall asleep, if you don't think of a way for me, I'll ask Elder Hua."

Guardian Zuo said expressionlessly, "You seem to have a temper after you haven't slept all night. Go ahead and go to Elder Hua. Believe it or not, she wants to slap you to death even more than I do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa: "If it hurts, I won't use cotton pads."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...can you stop smashing it!"

Guardian Zuo: "Can you not move?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Why can't you move on the bed!" Damn it!There seems to be something wrong!

Guardian Zuo: "Should I still go to sleep?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You sleep with yours and I move mine, can't you! Anyway, I'll be your sister-in-law!"

Guardian Zuo: "You're courting death, aren't you?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao begged for mercy.

Zuo Hufa glared at him and said, "If you don't see the coffin, you won't shed tears, roll around, and if you talk too much, your waist will be cut off."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao just didn't sleep all night, she was more courageous when she was on the top, and she woke up after being threatened by Zuo Hufa, and became sluggish.

Xiang Xiaoxiao is a person who is a bit afraid of death. Every time he sees something like "I have a classmate who goes to bed at three o'clock in the morning every day, and then died of kidney failure" on Weibo, he will cry bitterly to find himself My friends, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But at the same time, he was also very stubborn. After crying with his friends, he continued to watch videos and browse forums until four or five o'clock, and then went to bed crying "I don't want to die".

So he often had the emotion of wanting to fight Zuo Dharma, but it was quickly extinguished, and it continued to ignite after it was over.In fact, this is cheap.

This morning, he went to have breakfast with Guardian Zuo in a sluggish manner, and the leader saw his sloppy appearance, and immediately put down the bowl, "Oh, junior brother, did you beat Xiao Xiao up last night?"

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "No."

Leader: "He said no, where did the blood at the corner of his mouth come from?"

Guardian Zuo turned his head, "...you didn't wash up?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo stared at him, moved his mouth, but before he could say anything, Xiang Xiaoxiao immediately grabbed a porridge bowl on the table, took a mouthful of porridge, "I forgot to wash it!"

Left Protector: "..."

Everyone: "..."

……

Elder Hua slapped the table, "Don't let anyone eat!"

The leader looked sideways, "Junior brother, look how you tortured Xiao Xiao..."

Guardian Zuo: "It's none of my business, he didn't like to wash before he came here."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Hey, don't splash dirty water!

The leader: "...then you shouldn't hit people, they vomit blood."

Xiang Xiaoxiao pointed at his waist, dying, "It's blue."

Cultism said in a serious manner: "Anyway, think about Xiao Xiao's identity, you are going too far, let me tell you—"

Guardian Zuo looked at him coldly.

Leader: "... next time hit softly~"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...fuck me!How to speak!

Xiang Xiaoxiao angrily found a seat and sat down.

The teacher smiled sarcastically.

Zuo Hufa sat down leisurely, "You only have this backbone."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the leader triumphantly, overjoyed, as if being beaten in the face by the leader meant that he took money.

Zuo Hufa quickly made up the knife: "You have no spine."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He stiffly turned to the leader and joked, "Why don't you be the leader and I'm my wife, you won."

Hierarch: "..."

Left Protector: "..."