Our leader is overdone

To be honest, if Xiang Xiaoxiao had a choice, he would rather climb back by himself than be held on his shoulder by the left guard.

Everyone knows!The left guardian is very short.

……

Gone.

So Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't want to be carried back by him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was carried on the shoulders, his head was down, staring at his eyes, he felt as if he was suffering from acid reflux, and he was in hell.

But there was a swollen tongue in the mouth again, and there was suffering to speak of, so he could only be pushed back by Zuo Hufa with tears in his eyes.

As soon as Zuo Hufa entered the door, Xiang Wangba stuck his head out as if feeling something, and was stepped back into the shell by Zuo Hufa, and then put Xiang Xiaoxiao on the bed. I have to say it for the nth time, Zuo Hufa is young, but his strength is great. It's really not built, carrying a Xiang Xiaoxiao is not much different from carrying a bag of cotton, it's extremely light and light.

Xiang Xiaoxiao already felt very uncomfortable at this moment, her tongue didn't look like her own, it was stuffed in her mouth, and she felt a little sick.

By this time, he felt that if he had been stabbed, he would have to stab him. He didn't feel it anyway, and it was better to have anesthesia.

Guardian Zuo was fiddling with something, and when he walked over, he had a pair of chopsticks in his hands.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??" What is this for?Shouldn't you use a knife? Are you using chopsticks to poke two eyes?

It didn't take long for Xiang Xiaoxiao to understand what the chopsticks were for.

Zuo Hufa solemnly clamped his tongue with his chopsticks.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao opened his mouth, his tongue was caught by the chopsticks of the left protector, forming a slightly ridiculous posture.

The Left Warden held his tongue and took a closer look.

"..." You said why are you still staring at me all the time, Xiang Xiaoxiao became a little anxious, why can't I just use the knife?

He opened his mouth for a long time, and a large amount of saliva flowed down from the corner of his mouth uncontrollably.

Guardian Zuo's eyes froze for a moment, "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa slowly took the chopsticks away, lifted Xiang Xiaoxiao's lapel to wipe his saliva, and said quietly: "It's a bit disgusting..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...then you should hurry up!I'm afraid you're a glutton for sticking to it!

Zuo Hufa seemed to see the urgency in his eyes, Shi Shiran said: "In addition to cutting blood, I just researched and thought of a more appropriate method."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him expectantly.

The left protector flipped his wrist, and a fat worm appeared in the palm of his hand. It was about a finger long, transparent, with some faint hairs, protruding eyes, golden in color, and extremely long piercing and sucking mouthparts. About a third of the length of the body.

Zuo Hufa introduced: "This insect has no other purpose, it is good for sucking blood. When a poisonous bee stings you, although you didn't get its bee venom, your tongue is not only bruised. No one has ever had such a symptom before. , so I don’t know if the bloodletting entanglement can be cleaned up or not. It’s much simpler to just suck it up.”

Xiang Xiaoxiao's face turned pale, and he shook his head frantically.I have already been bitten by a bug, and now I want to suck blood again, it would be too disgusting!What the hell is he doing? He has encountered some disgusting things.

Guardian Zuo said calmly, "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you don't want to."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes showed suspicion, how did Guardian Zuo become so talkative...

Guardian Zuo: "I don't need your willingness."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

just know...

Zuo Hufa snapped off his head, stuck his chin to prevent him from closing his mouth, and then stuffed the transparent blood-sucking worm under his tongue.

Xiang Xiaoxiao only felt a slight prick at the bottom of his tongue, it didn't hurt very much, probably the insects were sucking blood.

The worm's body was soft, and it was pressed under his tongue. It felt unusually nauseating. Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to spit out all the breakfast he ate earlier, but he couldn't spit it out. Tongue blocked back...

Zuo Hufa slowly let go of his hand, and said with satisfaction: "Don't close your mouth, let me watch the situation, don't touch your teeth, the body will swell after this insect sucks human blood, and its skin is thin, if you If you accidentally break it, then..."

Before he could finish his sentence, Xiang Xiaoxiao was so disgusted by the imaginary situation that he rolled his eyes.

Fuck, this is a crime I committed in my previous life!

Xiang Xiaoxiao only felt that his tongue was slowly getting smaller, while the soft bug was getting bigger, both were changing in his mouth.

Zuo Hufa stared at his mouth, and after a while, he put a finger against his jaw, "Okay, come out."

Then Xiang Xiaoxiao felt the worm wriggling out of his mouth.

He didn't see clearly until the worm crawled out along the hand of the left guardian and got away from him for a certain distance. The worm that was one finger long before was still a finger long now, but its width was almost half a finger, and its whole body was round. Beeping, the originally transparent worm body also turned into a strange color of black, yellow and purple.As Zuo Hufa said, the skin is very thin, like a layer of plastic wrap, and it will explode with just one poke.

Thinking that this thing crawled out of his mouth, Xiang Xiaoxiao immediately pinched his neck and lowered his head to vomit.

Zuo Hufa stretched out his hand and lifted his chin, "Wait, it's not over yet."

Not over yet?Xiang Xiaoxiao raised his eyes and said vaguely: "You'd better let me die..."

"You are my 'savior', how could I let you die." Zuo Hu said with a sarcasm.

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to cry but had no tears, "This is all a misunderstanding..."

He is not such an overreaching person, is he!

The left protector fixed his face with both hands, "Don't move."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, watching the face of Zuo Guardian approaching inch by inch without taking his eyes off it.

...Ah?Why did you suddenly switch to romance?

At last, the distance between Zuo Hufa and Xiang Xiaoxiao was only half a finger's width, and his breathing could be heard, and Xiang Xiaoxiao could clearly see his black and thick eyelashes.

Could it be the legendary mouth-to-mouth healing?

In the general storyline, the healing power of mouth to mouth is probably the greatest besides double cultivation, right?Of course, you don't have to worry about what kind of kung fu the other party uses, the important thing is mouth to mouth (?).

Even though Zuo Hufa's loli type is not Xiang Xiaoxiao's favorite, he can't help but feel distracted.

The main reason is that he made up another plot in his head...

For example, if he absorbs the deep and pure internal energy of Zuo Dharma in one mouthful, and thus becomes a generation of devil king, wouldn't this kind of plot be more touching than healing ♂ wounds?

As Xiang Xiaoxiao thought about it, he couldn't help shaking his head, and his lips stuck firmly to the left protector.

Feeling dizzy, Xiang Xiaoxiao found that there really seemed to be a gust of air flowing slowly from the mouth of Zuo Dharma, directly passing through his internal organs, which made people feel extremely refreshed.

Damn, Xiang Xiaoxiao feels like she's going to become a fairy!

This feeling is so charming!It makes people want to sing "I want to become a fairy, happy as heaven"~~~~ Bah bah, string of words, this is Xiaodong's father's favorite song in the TV series, the degree of brainwashing is second only to Xiaodong's mother's love to watch The famous Wanwan local family ethics drama X forgets the ending song...

After the end of this long and unsure if it could be called a kiss, Xiang Xiaoxiao only felt that she might be much healthier than before she was injured, refreshed and extremely excited.

Zuo Hufa stretched out two fingers to touch his bright red lips, and asked thoughtfully, "Why are you kissing me?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... The hero spares his life! !