Our leader is overdone
Chapter 20
Xiang Xiaoxiao was very angry when he heard Shanyin's words, "Although I don't want to eat your maggots, it's definitely not because I can't digest them, but because I don't want to, what is it called 'Naplague', who knows what to crawl in Hit it!"
Shanyin: "I told you it's not a maggot!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Fuck me, what is that?"
Shanyin: "Moth...a moth that hasn't grown yet!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's maggots."
Shanyin: "..."
Guardian Zuo said disgustedly: "It's kind of disgusting."
Xiang Xiaoxiao murmured in his heart, as if the bugs you raised could be any better, so don't laugh at them, he turned his head, "Anyway, I won't eat it, I will definitely not eat it."
Shanyin said coldly: "I won't let it be eaten by you, I'm just wishful thinking."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn, who is making someone wishful thinking! I will fight with you!"
……
Five seconds later.
Shanyin: "Why aren't you here yet?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
Zuo Hufa: "You also want to fight with my teacher's wife? Wishful thinking."
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Yes, yes, I will ask Elder Hua to play with you."
Elder Hua: "..."
The so-called misfortune has moved eastward.
Elder Hua was shot innocently, and immediately felt very upset, saying: "Ma'am, he has Napla moth in his hand, this subordinate dare not act rashly, why don't you go and eat Napla moth first... No, let's kill it."
Xiang Xiaoxiao asked Ai Ai Qiqi: "Isn't it okay if you don't eat..."
Guardian Zuo: "Your IQ is really worrying, do you know that?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... I don't know."
Guardian Zuo: "Comprehension is as low as IQ, why do you think we want you to eat it?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
...Actually, he realized later that the "eat" that Elder Hua said was different from the literal "eat", and it wasn't because Shanyin had been lingering on it!What a ghost!
Guardian Zuo: "After I drive away the five scorpions, you go and crush the Napla moth to death."
After finishing speaking, Guardian Zuo stomped his feet lightly, and the five scorpions scattered, but they did not leave, but guarded from a distance.
It was only then that Xiang Xiaoxiao understood what Guardian Zuo had meant by stamping his foot in the dining room earlier, it was so fucking high-tech, vibration-type remote control.He took advantage of this gap and walked towards the little maggot.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Shanyin squatted down and pressed the ground with one hand, urging the Napla moth.
The Naplamoth stayed where it was, and slowly secreted a black unknown substance from its body surface, and finally wrapped itself into a ball.
Xiang Xiaoxiao's expression suddenly turned ugly, "It looked like maggots just now, but now it looks like shit, do you have any worms in the Coffin Temple... don't say it can be on the table, may I ask if there are any worms that can be on the table?"
Shanyin said confidently: "Ma'am, the plague moth has already formed a cocoon. When it breaks its shell, the plague will disperse. Even if you have the ability to reach the sky, you can't help it."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
You are copying Digimon, do you know...
Little maggots evolve into small dung balls, and now they have to do the ultimate evolution, turning into plague moths, right?
Xiang Xiaoxiao was thinking that he was not a dung beetle either, so how should he deal with this little dung ball, he wondered if it was hard, would it be okay if he stepped on it?
Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but look back at Guardian Zuo after thinking about it.
Guardian Zuo nodded at him.
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
...Can he understand that Guardian Zuo supports his ideas?
But how did you know Brother Xiao's thoughts, Guardian Zuo!If you don't know anything, what are you nodding!
Xiang Xiaoxiao was extremely depressed, and approached the little dung ball tentatively. According to Shanyin's attitude, the little dung ball should be about to break its shell. He was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he quickly stretched his feet to step on it.
Unexpectedly, this dung ball is quite hard, no matter how hard it is stepped on, it will not break.
He looked up at Shanyin with a smug face, and hurriedly picked up a stone to smash it, but it still didn't break after several blows.
Shan Yin said together: "Good, good, I thought the wife of the leader is a master of Gu Dao, but I didn't expect to be so amateurish in raising worms."
The corners of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, he is not an expert, okay...
When he was in distress, he saw that the small dung ball had a crack, and then a small moth really crawled out of it. The whole body was white, bloodshot, and covered in mucus. It didn't look like a good thing at first glance.
The little moth flapped its wings and was about to fly.
Xiang Xiaoxiao had quick eyes and quick hands, before it flew up, he stretched out his palm to catch it, and pinched its wings.
After pinching it, Xiang Xiaoxiao also froze.
It is said that this little moth will release the plague. May I ask if it starts to release the plague as soon as it breaks its shell, or does it release after opening its mouth...
That is to say, is it playing now?
Shanyin was dumbfounded, "You, you let it go!"
When he said that, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't let it go, he tore off the moth's wings with one move of his hands.
Shanyin: "..."
Elder Hua said dumbly: "The Naplagi moth flutters its wings and drops powder to disperse the plague..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
He hastily threw the wingless moth on the ground, and went to Protector Zuo with his hands hanging down and a mournful face: "Disinfect me quickly!"
Zuo Hufa took his hand and looked, "It's all right."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Are you all right?"
Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "You pinched the Napla moth before it fell into powder. What's the matter? You are cruel enough to tear off its wings."
Ordinary people wouldn't dare to touch the Napla moth directly with their hands, even if the Napla moth had not had time to drop powder, it would be too dangerous.
Elder Hua agreed, "That's right, so I can't tame it for my own use."
Shanyin's face turned pale, "You, you are deceiving people too much!"
"This is not considered bullying." Zuo Hufa said while driving the five scorpions, and Shua Shua Shua stepped forward to share the food with the moths.
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I didn't expect the treasure of your temple to be so weak."
So in fact, the size is equal to the size of the combat power. As big as Xiang Wangba of our religion, the combat power is not small just by looking at it. The important thing is to eat less and live longer. It is very convenient to pass on from generation to generation.
Shanyin closed his palms up and down, opened them after rubbing twice, stretched out his hands and shouted "Go!", and saw something flying out of his palms, swift as lightning, and went straight to the left guardian.
This is to avenge his little dung ball!
Xiang Xiaoxiao was still thinking about this thought, when he felt someone pushed his waist, he threw himself towards the left protector, and couldn't help but shouted in horror: "Damn it!"
With just such a pounce, the thing Shanyin threw went into his mouth with a "poof".
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
I saw Brother Xiao's face changing from green to black, from black to white, changing back and forth, and finally collapsed to the ground.
Shanyin was also taken aback, but Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't expect Xiang Xiaoxiao to directly eat the things he threw out. After thinking about it for a while, he hesitated and said harsh words: "You... eat, eat the lightning-killing poisonous bee from my temple, There is no doubt that he must die!"
Elder Hua: "...Damn it, don't you big poisonous bees sting people and die, you will die if you eat them!"
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao pinched her own neck and forced herself to speak: "... sting! This!"
Elder Hua took a closer look and was startled, "Why did you stung your tongue!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao turned over and vomited out the remains of a poisonous bee, wanting to cry without tears.
In the end, the maggots did not eat, but they still ate the worms... so tired, never love again!
It turned out that the poisonous bee entered his mouth and he didn't swallow it in one gulp. The poisonous bee also got a chance to sting his tongue, and then he was tossed to death by Brother Xiao in his mouth.
Now Brother Xiao's tongue is swollen to the point that his cheeks are bulging, and he can't speak.
What made Xiang Xiaoxiao even more indignant was that someone pushed him just now!
He looked at Elder Hua resentfully...
Elder Hua turned his head nonchalantly, "Guardian Zuo, show him."
Zuo Protector stepped forward speechlessly, "It seems that it is to protect Ben... for the sake of Protector, I don't blame you for overestimating your capabilities."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: ... You think too much!Elder Hua hurt me!Elder Hua hurt me! !
Zuo Hufa put his finger on his tongue and looked at it, "There is no sign of being stung by an ordinary poisonous bee, but it seems to be stung by an ordinary non-poisonous wasp."
Shanyin said with a determined face: "How is it possible, you see that he will die within a stick of incense!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
You must die, you must die, you must die...
Although Xiang Xiaoxiao's tongue was so swollen that he couldn't speak, he didn't feel any pain at all, only the bit where he was stung was a little painful at first, but now it's just swollen and numb.
Guardian Zuo murmured, "It's good to let the blood out."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
... Damn no!He has never offended the mouth of a gossip woman, and he will be punished by cutting his tongue if he is alive? !
"As for you..." Zuo Hufa glanced at Shanyin, "It's just right to die."
After saying that, he waved his hand, and a palm wind slashed Shanyin directly, and the little monk who had not recovered from his serious injuries died in an instant.The other two bald heads who didn't have any lines were directly taken down by the disciples in the onlookers.
Relying on Xiang Xiaoxiao's inability to speak and point out his crimes, Elder Hua said swaggeringly: "Guard Zuo, take him with you to let him have bloodletting, I'm going to torture them, I'm surprised, Coffin Temple's actions are a bit strange at this time Now, maybe who is behind it."
"Go." Zuo Hufa waved his hand, then stared at Xiang Xiaoxiao for a while, "Now I think you're so stupid and cute."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
Zuo Hufa grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao and carried it on his shoulder.
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ugh..."
Damn it, it's so boring, Xiang Xiaoxiao thinks that if he doesn't do it right, he will become one of the most unusual people in the world.
—choked to death on his own tongue.
Shanyin: "I told you it's not a maggot!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Fuck me, what is that?"
Shanyin: "Moth...a moth that hasn't grown yet!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's maggots."
Shanyin: "..."
Guardian Zuo said disgustedly: "It's kind of disgusting."
Xiang Xiaoxiao murmured in his heart, as if the bugs you raised could be any better, so don't laugh at them, he turned his head, "Anyway, I won't eat it, I will definitely not eat it."
Shanyin said coldly: "I won't let it be eaten by you, I'm just wishful thinking."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn, who is making someone wishful thinking! I will fight with you!"
……
Five seconds later.
Shanyin: "Why aren't you here yet?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
Zuo Hufa: "You also want to fight with my teacher's wife? Wishful thinking."
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Yes, yes, I will ask Elder Hua to play with you."
Elder Hua: "..."
The so-called misfortune has moved eastward.
Elder Hua was shot innocently, and immediately felt very upset, saying: "Ma'am, he has Napla moth in his hand, this subordinate dare not act rashly, why don't you go and eat Napla moth first... No, let's kill it."
Xiang Xiaoxiao asked Ai Ai Qiqi: "Isn't it okay if you don't eat..."
Guardian Zuo: "Your IQ is really worrying, do you know that?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... I don't know."
Guardian Zuo: "Comprehension is as low as IQ, why do you think we want you to eat it?"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
...Actually, he realized later that the "eat" that Elder Hua said was different from the literal "eat", and it wasn't because Shanyin had been lingering on it!What a ghost!
Guardian Zuo: "After I drive away the five scorpions, you go and crush the Napla moth to death."
After finishing speaking, Guardian Zuo stomped his feet lightly, and the five scorpions scattered, but they did not leave, but guarded from a distance.
It was only then that Xiang Xiaoxiao understood what Guardian Zuo had meant by stamping his foot in the dining room earlier, it was so fucking high-tech, vibration-type remote control.He took advantage of this gap and walked towards the little maggot.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Shanyin squatted down and pressed the ground with one hand, urging the Napla moth.
The Naplamoth stayed where it was, and slowly secreted a black unknown substance from its body surface, and finally wrapped itself into a ball.
Xiang Xiaoxiao's expression suddenly turned ugly, "It looked like maggots just now, but now it looks like shit, do you have any worms in the Coffin Temple... don't say it can be on the table, may I ask if there are any worms that can be on the table?"
Shanyin said confidently: "Ma'am, the plague moth has already formed a cocoon. When it breaks its shell, the plague will disperse. Even if you have the ability to reach the sky, you can't help it."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
You are copying Digimon, do you know...
Little maggots evolve into small dung balls, and now they have to do the ultimate evolution, turning into plague moths, right?
Xiang Xiaoxiao was thinking that he was not a dung beetle either, so how should he deal with this little dung ball, he wondered if it was hard, would it be okay if he stepped on it?
Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but look back at Guardian Zuo after thinking about it.
Guardian Zuo nodded at him.
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
...Can he understand that Guardian Zuo supports his ideas?
But how did you know Brother Xiao's thoughts, Guardian Zuo!If you don't know anything, what are you nodding!
Xiang Xiaoxiao was extremely depressed, and approached the little dung ball tentatively. According to Shanyin's attitude, the little dung ball should be about to break its shell. He was afraid that the night would be long and dreamy, so he quickly stretched his feet to step on it.
Unexpectedly, this dung ball is quite hard, no matter how hard it is stepped on, it will not break.
He looked up at Shanyin with a smug face, and hurriedly picked up a stone to smash it, but it still didn't break after several blows.
Shan Yin said together: "Good, good, I thought the wife of the leader is a master of Gu Dao, but I didn't expect to be so amateurish in raising worms."
The corners of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, he is not an expert, okay...
When he was in distress, he saw that the small dung ball had a crack, and then a small moth really crawled out of it. The whole body was white, bloodshot, and covered in mucus. It didn't look like a good thing at first glance.
The little moth flapped its wings and was about to fly.
Xiang Xiaoxiao had quick eyes and quick hands, before it flew up, he stretched out his palm to catch it, and pinched its wings.
After pinching it, Xiang Xiaoxiao also froze.
It is said that this little moth will release the plague. May I ask if it starts to release the plague as soon as it breaks its shell, or does it release after opening its mouth...
That is to say, is it playing now?
Shanyin was dumbfounded, "You, you let it go!"
When he said that, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't let it go, he tore off the moth's wings with one move of his hands.
Shanyin: "..."
Elder Hua said dumbly: "The Naplagi moth flutters its wings and drops powder to disperse the plague..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
He hastily threw the wingless moth on the ground, and went to Protector Zuo with his hands hanging down and a mournful face: "Disinfect me quickly!"
Zuo Hufa took his hand and looked, "It's all right."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Are you all right?"
Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "You pinched the Napla moth before it fell into powder. What's the matter? You are cruel enough to tear off its wings."
Ordinary people wouldn't dare to touch the Napla moth directly with their hands, even if the Napla moth had not had time to drop powder, it would be too dangerous.
Elder Hua agreed, "That's right, so I can't tame it for my own use."
Shanyin's face turned pale, "You, you are deceiving people too much!"
"This is not considered bullying." Zuo Hufa said while driving the five scorpions, and Shua Shua Shua stepped forward to share the food with the moths.
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I didn't expect the treasure of your temple to be so weak."
So in fact, the size is equal to the size of the combat power. As big as Xiang Wangba of our religion, the combat power is not small just by looking at it. The important thing is to eat less and live longer. It is very convenient to pass on from generation to generation.
Shanyin closed his palms up and down, opened them after rubbing twice, stretched out his hands and shouted "Go!", and saw something flying out of his palms, swift as lightning, and went straight to the left guardian.
This is to avenge his little dung ball!
Xiang Xiaoxiao was still thinking about this thought, when he felt someone pushed his waist, he threw himself towards the left protector, and couldn't help but shouted in horror: "Damn it!"
With just such a pounce, the thing Shanyin threw went into his mouth with a "poof".
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
I saw Brother Xiao's face changing from green to black, from black to white, changing back and forth, and finally collapsed to the ground.
Shanyin was also taken aback, but Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't expect Xiang Xiaoxiao to directly eat the things he threw out. After thinking about it for a while, he hesitated and said harsh words: "You... eat, eat the lightning-killing poisonous bee from my temple, There is no doubt that he must die!"
Elder Hua: "...Damn it, don't you big poisonous bees sting people and die, you will die if you eat them!"
Shanyin: "..."
Xiang Xiaoxiao pinched her own neck and forced herself to speak: "... sting! This!"
Elder Hua took a closer look and was startled, "Why did you stung your tongue!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao turned over and vomited out the remains of a poisonous bee, wanting to cry without tears.
In the end, the maggots did not eat, but they still ate the worms... so tired, never love again!
It turned out that the poisonous bee entered his mouth and he didn't swallow it in one gulp. The poisonous bee also got a chance to sting his tongue, and then he was tossed to death by Brother Xiao in his mouth.
Now Brother Xiao's tongue is swollen to the point that his cheeks are bulging, and he can't speak.
What made Xiang Xiaoxiao even more indignant was that someone pushed him just now!
He looked at Elder Hua resentfully...
Elder Hua turned his head nonchalantly, "Guardian Zuo, show him."
Zuo Protector stepped forward speechlessly, "It seems that it is to protect Ben... for the sake of Protector, I don't blame you for overestimating your capabilities."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: ... You think too much!Elder Hua hurt me!Elder Hua hurt me! !
Zuo Hufa put his finger on his tongue and looked at it, "There is no sign of being stung by an ordinary poisonous bee, but it seems to be stung by an ordinary non-poisonous wasp."
Shanyin said with a determined face: "How is it possible, you see that he will die within a stick of incense!"
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
You must die, you must die, you must die...
Although Xiang Xiaoxiao's tongue was so swollen that he couldn't speak, he didn't feel any pain at all, only the bit where he was stung was a little painful at first, but now it's just swollen and numb.
Guardian Zuo murmured, "It's good to let the blood out."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
... Damn no!He has never offended the mouth of a gossip woman, and he will be punished by cutting his tongue if he is alive? !
"As for you..." Zuo Hufa glanced at Shanyin, "It's just right to die."
After saying that, he waved his hand, and a palm wind slashed Shanyin directly, and the little monk who had not recovered from his serious injuries died in an instant.The other two bald heads who didn't have any lines were directly taken down by the disciples in the onlookers.
Relying on Xiang Xiaoxiao's inability to speak and point out his crimes, Elder Hua said swaggeringly: "Guard Zuo, take him with you to let him have bloodletting, I'm going to torture them, I'm surprised, Coffin Temple's actions are a bit strange at this time Now, maybe who is behind it."
"Go." Zuo Hufa waved his hand, then stared at Xiang Xiaoxiao for a while, "Now I think you're so stupid and cute."
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."
Zuo Hufa grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao and carried it on his shoulder.
Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ugh..."
Damn it, it's so boring, Xiang Xiaoxiao thinks that if he doesn't do it right, he will become one of the most unusual people in the world.
—choked to death on his own tongue.
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