Our leader is overdone

After eating a bowl, Xiang Xiaoxiao's mood was not as disturbed as before.

After drinking a bowl, Elder Hua was not as "kind" as before, and scolded: "I told you not to sit next to my mother, can you go away?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook his head fiercely, "Hey, no way."

Lin Yuehua squinted her eyes and said, "Come here~ Elder Hua dislikes you, but I don't."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook his head even more, "I'll drink too much later, and you'll cripple me with one kick."

Lin Yuehua: "..."

Guardian Zuo leaned back, holding a bowl of wine in his hand, and said intermittently while drinking: "Then sit here."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I don't even dare... She stomps on people, you kill people."

Elder Hua said gloomyly: "I also kill people..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that the wine was really strong, and after drinking a bowl, he became a little dizzy, he poured himself a bowl and continued to drink, seeing that Guardian Zuo's face was still normal, he concluded that he should be drunk his front.

Lin Yuehua watched Xiang Xiaoxiao serve the second bowl, and said with a smile, "Madam is a good drinker."

Xiang Xiaoxiao started to lose his mind, this bowl shouldn't be too big!He reached out and asked Lin Yuehua to help him fill the third bowl, and said modestly: "Generally, the altar master has a lot of milk!"

Lin Yuehua: "??"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Do you know what's missing from the Holy Cult?"

Lin Yuehua: "Ah? What's missing?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I think it's a bit bland..." He took another sip of his wine.

Lin Yuehua: "The old daughter is red, is it light?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Add a spoonful of salt..."

Lin Yuehua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Can I sleep with the leader?"

Lin Yuehua: "Aren't you sleeping with the leader now?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I seem to be a little drunk..."

Elder Hua: "The preface doesn't match the afterword, I'm really drunk, I can't drink enough."

Lin Yuehua was confused, "Wait, I don't understand what Madam said, can you explain what it means to sleep with the leader first?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't listen to her words at all, and drank from the bowl on his own.

Lin Yuehua turned to protect the law on the left: "I said, it's better not to consummate the house before getting married, right?"

Guardian Zuo said nothing.

Elder Hua slapped the table and laughed loudly, "Hahahahahahahahahaha!"

Lin Yuehua: "What are you doing??"

Elder Hua laughed so hard that tears came out, and he wiped the corner of his eyes to understand: "This guy...hahahahaha, Yue Hua, think about it, what is his identity now?" Elder Hua quietly pointed his finger at the left protector.

Lin Yuehua was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and laughed wildly, "Hahahahahahaha! He wants to sleep with the leader! The leader! Hahahahaha!"

Left Protector: "..."

After Xiang Xiaoxiao drank the third bowl, he no longer knew who he was, and unconsciously commented on the conversation between the three, "Tauren..."

Lin Yuehua didn't understand, so she teased and said, "Are you so drunk to see the bull's head and horse's face?"

Guardian Zuo's expression was a bit unsightly.

Elder Hua was still laughing, "Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha is really funny. I want to tell you my brother and let him be careful that the embankment breaks the sleeves."

"..." The left protector rested his white and tender hand on the edge of the table, and shook the table violently!

Elder Hua and Lin Yuehua were quick and quick, so they were able to dodge in time. Only Xiang Xiaoxiao was brought directly to the ground, and was held down by the table.

Xiang Xiaoxiao lay on all fours for a while, probably felt that her chest was a little stuffy, so she wriggled out, grabbed the table and swallowed it up.

Left protector: flip the table.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Xiang Xiaoxiao climbed out again with difficulty and helped the table back up.

Guardian Zuo calmly continued to flip the table.

Xiang Xiaoxiao lay on her stomach: "There's no end to it... I won't help you..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Lin Yuehua: "..."

"It's a bit pitiful..." Lin Yuehua raised his foot and stepped on the table into several pieces.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." His body lightened, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't understand it when he was drunk, and stood up.

Guardian Zuo squinted at him unhappily.

Xiang Xiaoxiao staggered over, "=3=What?"

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: I don’t know what it means, but it looks disgusting...

Xiang Xiaoxiao knelt down in front of the left protector, lying on the left protector's lap, "Xiaodong, why are you getting shorter."

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua: "Who is Xiaodong?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Xiaodong, don't masturbate every day when you have nothing to do. You are not tall, and you will be dazzled when you make icons."

Guardian Zuo pinched Xiang Xiaoxiao's chin, "Elder Hua, get some hangover medicine."

Elder Hua: "I think this is pretty fun..."

Left Protector: "..."

"I'd rather see how he looks a little drunker." Lin Yuehua touched his chin, took the wine jar directly, and poured it into Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth.

ten seconds later.

Elder Hua said quietly: "It's fainted."

……

When Xiang Xiaoxiao woke up again, she found herself crawling on the dining table. Everyone at the table was in a daze. The sun was setting outside the window, and it was already evening.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was taken aback for a moment, "Am I drunk?"

Guardian Zuo rolled his eyes.

The leader showed a silly smile on his handsome face, "Xiao Xiao, you're awake, okay, everyone, let's have dinner."

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought about what kind of medicine he might have been given, and now he felt refreshed, and he didn't suffer from being drunk at all. When he looked at the leader again, he was much more pleasing to the eye. When he was in a good mood, he thought about what he planned to do before He was trying to hook up with the leader, so he subconsciously showed a dog-legged smile, "Sorry, I kept the leader waiting for so long."

The leader smiled and said, "No, no."

Xiang Xiaoxiao took a piece of pig's trotter, "Come on, the leader will eat the pig's trotter."

When he came suddenly, the leader was flattered, and took the trotters with a bowl, "Thank you, you are too kind."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "No way, they are all family."

The leader didn't realize it, "Hahaha, yes, yes."

Elder Hua put down the bowl and chopsticks, covered his face and trembled.

Zuo Hufa slapped the leader's wrist with chopsticks, and the pig's trotter bones rolled onto the table.

The leader and Xiang Xiaoxiao both stared at the pig's trotters for a moment.

"It's all right," Xiang Xiaoxiao struggled to pick up the pig's trotter and put it back in the teacher's bowl, "It's not dirty, it's still edible!"

Hierarch: "..."

The leader said in embarrassment: "It's better not to..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned his chopsticks, "You lied to me, hehe, you have been fooled."

Leader: "Ahaha, Xiao Xiao, you are so naughty!"

Elder Hua's shoulders trembled even more.

Guardian Zuo slapped the table, and all the dishes bounced on the table.

Everyone was terrified and did not dare to move their chopsticks again.

Guardian Zuo was furious, and smashed his chopsticks on the table, "Xiang Xiaoxiao!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...huh?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What's the matter? Stop calling me and I won't talk."

Zuo Hufa's pink cheeks were bulging, and he looked like he wanted to say something but couldn't say anything, his eyes were shining, and he was obviously looking for an excuse to curse someone.

Xiang Xiaoxiao poured all the pig's trotters into his bowl before him, "Please use the pig's trotters for Zuo Dharma!"

Left Protector: "..."

Left Protector: Turn the table! !