Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned over and smacked his lips, "The wine and meat of Zhumen smell bad, and there are frozen bones on the road."

Guardian Zuo: "What are you talking about?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao simply sat up, bathed in the moonlight, his stomach was growling with hunger, and he said very sadly: "I said that the wine and meat of Zhumen smell bad, and there are frozen bones on the road."

Because during dinner, Zuo Hufa lifted the table, and the food was spilled, and under the anger of Zuo Hufa, no one dared to say another table of food, but they all said "I'm full" and left-what is it? Full, even if you are people from the rivers and lakes, it is impossible to quickly fill your stomach when Brother Xiao only ate two bites, right?

It is conceivable that after he leaves, he will definitely look for something to eat in private. Poor Brother Xiao is always with Zuo Hufa, where there is food for him, and when he comes back at night, Xiang Wangba will bite his pants and ask for something to eat. Xiang Xiaoxiao is furious Afterwards, the one who directly imitated Zuo Hufa stepped back on its glans, Xiang Wangba seemed to feel his soaring anger, and he didn't dare to bite down stubbornly.

Originally, she slept through the night, didn't eat lunch, and now she still missed dinner, how could Xiang Xiaoxiao sleep, lying on the bed crying blood in her heart.

Zuo Hufa was lying on his side, and he didn't seem to be asleep, but this time he heard clearly, and said: "The poem is not bad, did you write it?"

Huh?

Zuo Hufa doesn't know this poem. The style of clothes here seems to be mixed with the styles of Song and Ming dynasties, but hearing Zuo Hufa's tone, he doesn't know Tang poetry. Is it uneducated or superficial?

Xiang Xiaoxiao said decisively: "Yes, I wrote it."

Protector Zuo laughed, "Hehehe."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "You don't look like you can write."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Fuck me, then you still ask!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was speechless, "Guardian Zuo, what matters is not who wrote the poem, what matters is the meaning in my words!"

Although Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't eat dinner, Guardian Zuo asked someone to serve him a special meal after his anger subsided a little. Note that it was one meal, that is to say, he didn't eat it for Xiang Xiaoxiao, and the leftovers were thrown away Not even for Brother Xiao!

Brother Xiao is a happy icon dog!I often give myself vacations at school, skip classes to sleep, work as an icon for my cousin all the year round, stay up late to earn the hard-earned money of [-] yuan for that icon, and arrange the playing time as I like every day!But now when I come to this place, even eating is controlled by others. It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who hear it.

Guardian Zuo naturally understood, he also sat up and looked up at Xiang Xiaoxiao, "Why, are you hungry?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao emphasized, "It's very hungry!"

Guardian Zuo looked at the sky, "It's okay, we'll have breakfast in a few hours."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sincerely: "Guardian Zuo, you only said to be nice to me during the day, and I sincerely ask you, how did I offend you again, don't say that you are jealous that I pinched a pig's trotter to the leader, I know that being a human being can't You're too narcissistic, so I don't think you won't fall in love with me so quickly, do you?"

Zuo Hufa folded his arms and said, "It's a beautiful idea."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...So say it! Then why don't you give me food!"

Zuo Hufa slapped the bed board, "Is it just because you are upset!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled over and bumped her head against the pillow, "Damn it, what are you doing to please my future husband-in-law, and you say you're not jealous, why are you little girls so hard to guess!! Kill me! "

Zuo Hufa said sinisterly: "Little girl...?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Accidentally slipped my mouth!

It's over, if Zuo Hufa knows that he has always regarded Zuo Hufa as a savage and willful little girl, he will die a miserable death!

Xiang Xiaoxiao's movements stopped, "Ahahahahahahaha..."

Guardian Zuo said expressionlessly: "It's no use smirking, please explain to the little girl."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa slapped him against the wall, then rode up and strangled his neck, "Little girl, right? You'll know who the little girl is after beating you up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke his hand but couldn't move it at all, and said with difficulty: "Don't be like this, I also want to say that you are a young man, but your temper is too..."

Guardian Zuo: "Is there no such thing as a temper among the young men?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Do you have to tell the truth...

Of course there are guys with such a grumpy temper, but you are the only one I see with such a lolita face...

Xiang Xiaoxiao's heart was ashamed: "...you'd better strangle me to death, I don't want to lie anymore."

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Little man!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao subconsciously retorted: "You are younger!"

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo said with a ferocious face: "Who are you saying is young? You are the young one!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao shivered a bit, but due to the inexplicable stubbornness of a hungry dog, commonly known as the stubbornness of a dead duck, he still retorted firmly, "I'll know if you take off your pants and compare!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Brother Xiao reflected, did he say something too much...

Well, no.

It is much lighter than the physical attack of the left protector.

Zuo Hufa let go of him, "You also said that you are not a villain, greedy for vanity, if my senior brother is not the leader, would you please him?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's more or less the same for me to please his mother."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...cough cough."

Guardian Zuo was silent for a while, and said with a strange expression: "Could it be that I or Elder Hua are the leader, and you will come to curry favor with me?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said confidently: "No."

Guardian Zuo: "...why."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You guys are too fierce."

Left Protector: "..."

The real reason, too small.

To put it bluntly, with such a small one, Xiang Xiaoxiao would have died of drought long before he could eat it.

Not to mention Elder Hua, he is too old, but it is a pity that he is a woman.

Seeing that Guardian Zuo didn't seem to have the intention of violently hurting others, Xiang Xiaoxiao became more courageous, and continued: "The main reason I want to please the leader is that it's done now, Elder Hua is preparing for the wedding, anyway, the teacher is handsome and good-tempered and good at martial arts... That’s right, the brain... let’s not talk about the brain, no matter what, the leader has never beaten me now!”

Guardian Zuo: "...is he handsome?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's all you've heard?"

Guardian Zuo: "It means you like the appearance of the leader?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment, "If you remove the expression... that's right."

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "How much does appearance account for?"

As expected of Guardian Zuo, he got the point as soon as he asked, Xiang Xiaoxiao chuckled, "Ninety-nine percent."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ahem, Guardian Zuo, if you look like the leader, I won't say anything. If you beat me into a pig's head, I will follow you to the death."

He had imagined before that it would be cool and charming to match the temper of the left protector with the appearance of the leader. It's a pity that such a promising child has a pink and tender loli face.

Guardian Zuo: "...Don't you care about the other person's heart at all?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What is that, can I eat it?"

Guardian Zuo was shocked by his naked shamelessness, "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hahahahahaha, just kidding, the appearance is of course not the most important thing, and the inside cannot be completely ignored."

Guardian Zuo: "...then what is the most important."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said mysteriously: "Come here with your ears."

Guardian Zuo looked at him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...well, I'll just lean over."

He leaned over and said in a low voice: "The most important thing is of course——big, alive, and good! The leader is very long, long, strong, and strong!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled over on the bed with a smile, "Hahahahahahahaha, Emma, ​​laughing makes me even hungrier, can you get me something to eat?"

In fact, what he said just now was largely because he was so hungry that he was delirious and was fooling Guardian Zuo. For example, if Guardian Zuo really grew up like the leader, he wouldn't dare to follow him to the death!If you really want to follow Zuo Hufa, you don't have to swear to death, you should be beaten to death by Zuo Hufa first!

Guardian Zuo pondered for a long time, and cursed: "Shameless."

Then turned over and fell asleep, ignoring him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was in high spirits: "Hey, Guardian Zuo, hey, are you really ignoring me? Can I eat?" Guardian Zuo seemed to have made up his mind to ignore him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao sighed, "Oh, could it be that you were hurt by the word 'big'?"

Left Protector: "..."

Zuo Hufa kicked him off the bed, "You will sleep with King Xiang tonight!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao smirked like a leader, "Xiang Wang Bazhen is the big bastard among the bastards, sleeping with it must be blessed!"

Left Protector: "..."