Our leader is overdone

When Xiang Xiaoxiao was still awake, he felt someone buzzing around him talking, and when he opened his eyes and gradually regained consciousness, he realized that the people talking seemed to be Guardian Zuo and Elder Hua.

Elder Hua said in a soft voice: "...the nearest auspicious day is the third day of the next lunar month, and we have to wait for half a year. It's too late. It's better to do it earlier."

Guardian Zuo didn't quite agree, "It's not enough preparation for one month."

Elder Hua: "Just keep it simple."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua of your uncle, this is clearly revenge!

Guardian Zuo hesitated and said: "One month... How is Elder Liu's research going?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was shocked when he heard this, what kind of medicine? !It can't be that kind of male and female medicine!

Elder Hua: "Good news, but it may still be..."

Zuo Hufa snorted, "Let Elder Liu serve some snacks and pay off the merits, otherwise he should know the consequences himself."

Elder Hua: "Yes." She paused, "But if you are not in good health after a month, should Qing Yang..."

Guardian Zuo was silent for a moment, "That's the only way."

Hearing this, Xiang Xiaoxiao was at a loss. Why is Qing Yang, the teacher's brother, who is not in good health?

But before he wanted to continue listening, the conversation between the two had come to an abrupt end.

Xiang Xiaoxiao waited for a long time, but the two still didn't explain what the conversation meant, which made him extremely anxious, fuck, fuck, don't you know Xiaodong is a curious Gemini!

Helpless but couldn't hear a sound, Xiang Xiaoxiao had no choice but to turn over and pretend to have just woken up.

In the end, when I turned my head, I was almost scared to pee—Guard Zuo, you are fine, squatting beside the bed quietly watching what Brother Xiao is doing!What are you doing!The face is so close to scare people to death? !

Xiang Xiaoxiao shrank back suddenly, and said in shock: "Damn...Damn, what are you doing here!"

Zuo Hufa Shi Shiran got up and said: "See how long you have to pretend to be asleep."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua hehe said: "If madam wants to know what we are talking about, just ask directly, why bother to eavesdrop."

Stupid eavesdropping, isn't it that I am sleeping here and you all want to talk on the sidelines!

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Well, let me ask you, what's wrong with Guardian Zuo's body? What does it have to do with the wedding in a month's time?"

Elder Hua: "I haven't finished my sentence yet, even if you ask directly, we will definitely not tell you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...not fun at all!

Xiang Xiaoxiao really wanted to say "who wants to know!", but he is such a curious constellation dog!If he receives a message from someone saying "Are you there, I'll tell you something", and that person doesn't show up to continue talking, he will keep wandering around in a hurry, thinking about it until the person finishes speaking.

So letting him give up at this time is simply too painful.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought over and over again, and begged: "Guardian Zuo, just tell me, I'm so curious, if you don't satisfy my curiosity, I will really die..."

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "There's nothing to know about it, it's just that I have an injury on my body, and Elder Liu is concocting medicine for me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What does that have to do with the wedding?"

Guardian Zuo said with a stern face: "The leader has no father or mother. If you get married, you will naturally offer tea to us brothers and sisters."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's why you said to let Senior Brother Qing Yang come back? But I still don't understand, do you have wedding customs here where people who serve tea have to fight with others, and you have to be in good health?"

Elder Hua smiled, "Of course we're going to fight."

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously: "Who are you fighting with?"

Elder Hua: "You."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "To be a daughter-in-law of our Holy Cult, one has to pass the test."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao beat the bed and rolled over, "I'm not married! I'm not married to the leader! I rely on me as a spy, let me go and help you double undercover, let me go back undercover!"

"What are you crazy about?" Zuo Hufa stepped on his body, immobilizing him, "Is it possible to beat you to death?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao cried and said with a mournful face: "No, the test or something, whether it's you or senior brother Qing Yang, I'm sure I can't beat it to death, I'm still going to die, anyway, if I can't pass the test, what kind of relationship is it?"

Elder Hua gloated and said: "You must succeed. As for the test, don't worry, there will always be a way for you to pass, but you have to symbolize it, and you can't win so quickly, otherwise everyone will not enjoy watching it." , no matter how you have to beat you to a miserable state, you can release the water."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I suspect that there is no test at all..."

Elder Hua's pupils shrank imperceptibly, "Oh? How do you say that?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't notice it at all, and howled loudly: "It's because you are looking for a chance to punish me! It's still miserable, you roast me until half-cooked and sprinkle some pepper for everyone to eat, it will be more enjoyable for them!"

Elder Hua: "You can think about it..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I'm so tired, I will never love again..."

Zuo Hufa said indifferently: "It's not so easy to hug the thigh."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said resentfully: "How do I know that your wedding customs here are so perverted..."

Guardian Zuo: "Well, if you have time to complain about it, why don't you start exercising now, lest the tragedy of that day make you not have the energy to enjoy the teacher's 'tool, big, live, good'."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Elder Hua said with a wooden face: "Wait...'The master's weapon is doing well'???"

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua: "Hehehehehe, Protector Zuo, I won't say anything, you know it in your heart, just be a human being...hehehehe, I'll go first."

Left Protector: "..."

After Elder Hua left, Xiang Xiaoxiao said to the petrified Guardian Zuo: "I didn't expect Elder Hua to be so conservative. It seems that she doesn't like you saying such straightforward things in front of women in broad daylight. Or, maybe she is very loyal to the leader, and she doesn't like you talking about the leader's "capital"? But this is a compliment..."

Guardian Zuo: "Shut up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao continued to chatter, "Actually, I've always been curious about Hua Chang's age, whether he's married or not, it stands to reason that married women are not so shy, and you don't talk too much, why bother to go online, It's also related to being a person, I think, to be a person, you only need to be modest, and those who like to pretend should be even more modest, so..."

When Zuo Hufa heard the word "modest", his face sank, and he slapped Xiang Xiaoxiao to the foot of the bed, "You are so annoying!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao spat out a mouthful of blood and struggled to say: "You are just naive and irritable and I am nagging, or did I accidentally mention your sore spot... If so, I am sorry, I am a bit nagging when I get up in the morning. When I was at school, I Every day when I wake up, I will complain that I don’t want to go to class for half an hour. It’s a habit. I think you should also get used to it. After all, I will be your sister-in-law in the future, and the elder sister-in-law will be your mother. The world is full of wonders..."

Left Protector: "..."

Protect the law on the left and rush to the street.