Our leader is overdone

At the critical moment, Xiang Wangba did not disappoint, and rushed forward with a ferocious face.

The bastard, who was as heavy as a hill, rushed over, Rao Zuo's protector was world-class in martial arts, and he didn't dare to avoid it. He jumped up high with Xiang Xiaoxiao on the flat ground, and when he fell, he landed on Xiang Wangba's back.

Xiang Wangba was thrown by the master in anger, with great force, and the left protector hadn't stood still yet, he threw the two of them flying a foot away, smashing the tables and chairs to pieces.

And the posture is still that the left protector is sitting on Xiang Xiaoxiao's body...

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost spat out his internal organs, rolled his eyes and said, "Good posture..."

Protector Zuo propped himself on the ground with one hand, jumped up, his eyes were full of anger, "Look, I don't want your dog's life today."

After saying that, he jumped forward.

Xiang Wangba didn't dodge or dodge, but went to meet him.

The left protector's palm was black and blue, and he met Xiang Wangba's solid thick-skinned head, and both the person and the tortoise flew back.

Xiang Wangba's body was huge, and he flew directly to smash a wall, and the castration continued, and he fell outside.

And when Guardian Zuo flew over Xiang Xiaoxiao's head, Xiang Xiaoxiao grabbed his waist subconsciously, but Guardian Zuo cast too much force, and even directly took Xiang Xiaoxiao back together, and the two of them fell together on the big soft bed , There was a loud bang, and this bed also followed the footsteps of Zuo Hufa's bed and rotted.

Xiang Xiaoxiao and Zuo Hufa rolled in a pile of tattered bedding and covers, in a panic.

"Cough, cough, cough!" Who put a goose feather blanket on Xiang Xiaoxiao's bed on a hot day, and now the goose feathers are flying around, Xiang Xiaoxiao waved the goose feathers in front of him with his hands, and said in pain: "Before you zoom in, you should fight first." Hello."

Guardian Zuo: "Who told you to reach out and hug me?"

It was only then that Xiang Xiaoxiao realized that the hand hadn't been let go yet, and quickly let go, waving both hands together, cursing in his heart, Brother Xiao is not as unloving as you are, seeing someone flying over, of course he caught it subconsciously, could it be possible Still get out of the way?If you get out of the way, I'm afraid it will be even worse, if you are not asked by Lolita with a proud face, "Who told you to reach out to hug me", maybe you will break your arms directly with your hands.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hey, why didn't Xiang Wangba come in, you won't be seriously injured by you, right?" He was a little anxious as he spoke, and got up from the pile of rubbish to see what happened to Xiang Wangba.

Zuo Hufa grabbed his belt with one hand, pulled it, Xiang Xiaoxiao lay back, Zuo Hufa grabbed him again and turned him over, "It's not as vulnerable as you think."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Could it be possible that it can pretend to be dead to lie to you? Anyway, it is my mount now, and I have to be responsible for it. Please let me go."

Guardian Zuo: "But I remember, what we're talking about is taking off your pants."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Damn it!You shouldn't have hugged him just now!Wouldn't it be enough to let him fall on a big horse and take the opportunity to take a walk!

Xiang Xiaoxiao flinched back: "Let me tell you that it's wrong for you to do this! I'm your sister-in-law!"

Zuo Hufa gave him a contemptuous look, pressed his face with a slap, removed the hem of his shirt, and went to take off his pants.

"Fuck! Seriously!" Xiang Xiaoxiao tried to kick away Guardian Zuo.

But the left protector put one foot on the back of his legs and knees, so he couldn't move his legs at all, and he pulled his hands back, but this angle was really useless.

Xiang Xiaoxiao panicked, and lowered his hands a little to grab the thigh of the left protector, thinking that he would have to grab him anyway.

As a result, the free hand of the left protector patted the back of his hand vigorously, and the back of the hand turned blue, unlike someone who was beaten by someone's hand, who wanted to be beaten with a stick, and he quickly retracted his hand in pain.

And Zuo Hufa took this opportunity to lift his waist, and took off his pants neatly.

Although it is the place in the front that needs to be compared, it does not prevent Zuo Hufa from casually slapping Xiang Xiaoxiao's buttocks twice, leaving petite and slender five-fingerprints.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Just when Xiang Xiaoxiao was being stupid, Zuo Hufa turned him over, took a look, and sneered, "Is this considered big?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

……

"What are you doing..." a voice rang out faintly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao and Zuo Hufa stared blankly at the wall that had a big hole smashed by Xiang Wangba.

Xiang Xiaoxiao still remembered the person outside the cave, it was clearly the young man surnamed Ruan who had reported Shanyin's troubles before, and now he was standing outside the cave, looking at the strange postures of the two with unfathomable eyes, and said faintly: " Excuse me, this subordinate will come back later, is half an hour enough..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "..." Please don't do this...

Guardian Zuo also looked a little embarrassed, and said angrily: "Who told you to come, get out! - No, wait, don't go!"

The young man surnamed Ruan answered again, and Shi Shiran said: "Then I am standing here? Also, you asked me to come, didn't you say to teach my wife. Look at my face, my name is Ruan , not surnamed Chen, nor surnamed, who is here if I am not here."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao opened his mouth wide, put down the bottom of his clothes to hide his shame, and said in a daze, "Damn, your reputation is ruined..."

The boy surnamed Ruan said meaningfully: "The bed is rotten."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...TT"

Guardian Zuo: "It's not what you think!"

The boy surnamed Ruan: "Oh."

Guardian Zuo: "...what tone are you talking about!"

The boy surnamed Ruan bowed his waist and said respectfully: "Oh!!"

Left Protector: "..."

Zuo Hufa looked at the wreckage of the bed, and said weakly: "Where is your master, I clearly asked your master to give lectures with you!"

The boy surnamed Ruan blinked, "The medicine for you is at a critical moment, and the master can't get away, so he refuses to come."

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "Then he spends time chatting with Lao Zhang every day!"

The boy surnamed Ruan bowed his head and remained silent.

Zuo Hufa gave him an angry look, "Just like your master, I will kill you sooner or later." The young man surnamed Ruan immediately said, "Hero, spare your life!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was amused, "I rely on hahahaha, this is a normal teenager, you are younger than him, you don't have childlike innocence at all."

Zuo Hufa sneered: "This is not childlike innocence, it is stupidity. When it comes to stupidity, you are even more stupid than him."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...the matter of taking off my pants has not been settled with you yet!"

Protector Zuo said angrily: "So what if you take it off! It's just to see!"

"Fuck!" Xiang Xiaoxiao was also angry, "Look! You can leave two palm prints on my butt just by looking at it! Do you have tentacles in your eyes! Damn, every kid who sees this thing you also Don't be afraid of the eye of a needle!"

Left Protector: "..."

The boy surnamed Ruan had a comprehended face, "Oh~~~"

Only then did Guardian Zuo realize that he was still beside him, and said angrily, "Oh what! No way!"

The boy surnamed Ruan immediately shut up, and should use "Oh~~~" instead.

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "...I like it so much, right? Give me a hundred 'oh' now!"

"Oh!" The young man surnamed Ruan gave orders, and immediately ran to the corner consciously, turned his back to the two of them and began to "Oh", full of energy, completely different from the faint half-dead look just now.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn it... I shudder, are all the demon cults perverted?

"Oh."

Zuo Hufa reached out to touch the knife in his arms.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What are you doing?"

Left Protector: "Cut the one below you."

"Oh..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Creepy!

Xiang Xiao Xiao Kuang took a few steps back, "You really want to cut up my penis! You must be sick, what did you do with this thing, the wine is not enough for you to eat!"

"..." Zuo Hufa: "I said before, if you are bragging, if the thing is small, I will cut you up."

"Oh!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said: "Then why don't you cut yourself! Isn't yours smaller—damn, I won't even say small, if you don't have long hair below you, you will win!"

Left Protector: "..."

The boy surnamed Ruan suddenly interjected, "Actually, Madam's penis is not small, it's above average."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao went crazy: "You see it when you see it! Why do you need to analyze it!"

The boy surnamed Ruan: "This subordinate is speaking for you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was speechless, he couldn't say something like "I would rather you not say let me be cut off"...

Guardian Zuo: "You have good eyesight, go out yourself."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "What are you doing?"

Zuo Hufa said helplessly: "He saw something he shouldn't have seen, so he had to cut out his eyes."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...then you set a good example first and gouge out your eyes."

Guardian Zuo said angrily, "Are you looking for a fight?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled back: "Don't tell me that the rules of the Devil's Cult are that those who are above the Dharma Guardian can look at his wife's penis, and those who are below must poke themselves blind!"

"Oh."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So if you want to gouge out, please gouge out your own first."

Guardian Zuo: "...huh!"

So, the most annoying thing about Tsundere...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I think this boy is quite honest, knowing that my size is above average."

"..." Protector Zuo applied his previous analysis, "Then do you think he looks like a person who has observed the size of many people? Maybe he is just coaxing you, just like his master, eloquent and eloquent."

The young man surnamed Ruan turned his head quietly: "Oh, I have indeed observed a lot, oh, oh."

"...Stop, stop it." Zuo Hufa said with a dark face.

The boy surnamed Ruan: "Oh...um! This subordinate obeys orders."

Guardian Zuo: "How did you observe... a lot? I didn't know you still had this ability, Ruan Xianlai."

Ruan Xianlai said modestly: "Of course I don't have any. My master once brewed a blind medicine, which required ten huge avatars of the same size. The subordinate and the master searched together for three full years before I found them all. Only after looking at the man's lower body can he be sure that the lady's size is not small."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The corner of Guardian Zuo's mouth twitched, he wasn't surprised, but he was obviously a little disgusted, so he whispered to Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Spare your life."

Xiang Xiaoxiao answered subconsciously: "It's for me [beep]."

Left Protector: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "What is the effect of that medicine?"

Ruan Xianlai lowered his eyes and said: "It didn't work. According to Master's idea, it should be able to make people ascend to immortality, but all the people who tried the medicine died."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "...let your master stop thinking about becoming a fairy, it's nonsense."

He turned to Xiang Xiaoxiao, and suddenly asked again: "Do you believe it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I...I...I believe..."

Guardian Zuo: "Do you believe it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's better to believe what's there than to believe what's not." Brother Xiao said he believed, not because he had passed through it, he did believe it before, what's the matter, Brother Xiao who is afraid of death not only believes in gods, but also believes in gods. Constellation, believe in fortune-telling, believe in everything, the main reason is that brother Xiao's chemistry and physics grades are a mess... When the teacher started to lecture, he said that everything in the world was created by gods, and the world we live in is flat.Since it took a long time for me to believe in it, Brother Xiao couldn't remember whether he had a bad grade in physics and chemistry because of superstition in the first place, or whether he used superstition to cover up his bad grades in physics and chemistry...

As a modern person, Xiang Xiaoxiao told Guardian Zuo that he believed in gods.

As an ancient person, Zuo Hufa swears that those are all lies.

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that something was wrong...

Guardian Zuo: "Hmph, our patriarch also believes in these things, and likes to tell fortunes, but look at what he calculated."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Yes, yes, I think seniors should pay close attention to education. Before education is done well, what kind of fortune-telling are you doing?"

It made all the descendants of the Demon Cult so weird and rude...

Guardian Zuo muttered: "To figure out who you are..."

Ruan Xianlai said solemnly: "It's not right for you to say that. Instead, the subordinates feel that they worship the patriarch more now than before, and they can predict what will happen after so many years."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's expression also changed, yes, such an expert...

Protector Zuo said expressionlessly, "He also predicted that the world would be destroyed 50 years ago."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "It is also predicted that the Demon Cult will spread for thousands of years and continue."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Zuo Hufa said with a half-smile, "It's just in his prophecy that the person who will marry the leader will be a generation of heroes who are wise, brave, capable, virtuous, and omnipotent—"

"Xiang Xiaoxiao, a hero of a generation: "..."

Zuo Hufa: "My senior brother also believed in it for a while before. He regarded the words of the patriarch as the standard all day long. When eating, he had to calculate whether it is better to eat bean sprouts or pork head meat today."

Xiang Xiaoxiao coughed, "Then how did he wake up later?"

Guardian Zuo: "I beat him up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa sneered: "This kind of person can't be beaten."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... No one said before that Guardian Zuo hated superstition!This is not a feudal society anymore!

Guardian Zuo: "Don't you have anything to say?" Xiang Xiaoxiao pondered for a long time, then said: "Yes."

Guardian Zuo: "Say."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said seriously: "Actually, we live on a huge sphere, which is the earth, and the earth is constantly rotating, and it takes one day to complete one revolution. The reason why people can't fall is because of gravity, which pulls us It's all sucked up."

Left Protector: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Protector Zuo said with an ugly face: "Nonsense! If you say one more thing, your head will be cut off!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...==um."