Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sincerely: "Actually, in your heart, I am a lunatic."

Guardian Zuo: "It's not that serious, just a fool."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo looked at his expression and smiled with satisfaction.

Ruan Xianlai said quietly: "Why don't you ask him what you are in his heart..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... This person surnamed Ruan is too sharp, to the point, that's right, in Xiang Xiaoxiao's heart Zuo Dharma is also crazy...

Guardian Zuo threatened: "What am I in your heart?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... the wise and mighty Guardian Zuo..."

Ruan Xianlai: "You're lying."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xian came to see Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him with hatred, then changed the topic and said: "The subordinate is outside, and I saw Madam's mount...it seems to be unable to move."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Xiang Wangba!"

Guardian Zuo: "Play dead."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "==! You are joking."

Zuo Hufa: "Otherwise, there would be no second explanation. With its ability, it would be impossible to slap me and get up."

Xiang Xiaoxiao frantically said: "Which eye of yours saw that it met your palm, what I saw was that you slapped him on the head, okay?"

Left Protector: "..."

Ruan Xianlai said: "Yeah, my subordinates don't think it's pretending to be dead."

Xiang Xiaoxiao got up two or three times, lifted his trousers, hurried outside, and said as he walked, "I can't die, King Xiang can't die with 8000 million people. I raised three Brazilian tortoises and five tortoises to death. Goldfish and thrush, I still count on Xiang Wangba to help me get rid of my reputation as a pet killer, if it dies like this, even I will doubt my RP!"

Left Protector: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Zuo Hufa didn't believe that Xiang Wangba was really injured, he saw Xiang Xiaoxiao ran to the entrance of the cave to support the broken wall, motionless, as if he was frightened, and felt even more contemptuous in his heart, hmph, bastard who knows how to act.

Guardian Zuo also walked over and pushed Xiang Xiaoxiao away——

Xiang Wangba, the great former Holy Cult Mountain Protector, lay on his back on the ground with all four feet facing the sky, constantly digging, digging, digging, turning over, turning over, turning over, but he couldn't turn over...

Left Protector: "...==!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Looking at this scene, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt sad, "A generation of tortoises can't turn over..."

Xiang Wangba said in grief and indignation: "(⊙o⊙)!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao walked over with black lines all over his head, holding the edge of his tortoise shell with both hands, "I'll count one, two, three, turn to the left."

"one two Three--"

Xiang Wangba struggled to turn to the right.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Poof!"

——It wasn't the sound of laughing, but the sound of vomiting blood.

Xiang Xiaoxiao lay dying on the ground, "Damn it, you bastard, I told you to go left and you go right! My arms and waist are going to be broken! It's broken!"

Xiang Wangba: "(⊙_⊙)"

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes, and said to Guardian Zuo and Ruan Xian: "No one told me before...you beasts have lived for so many years, you don't know left and right!"

Ruan Xianlai drifted over faintly, helped Xiang Xiaoxiao to stand up, "Let the subordinates come down."

Xiang Xiaoxiao walked away with his back supported.

Guardian Zuo said sarcastically: "This is the consequence of trying to be brave despite being incompetent."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a blank face: "No, this is the result of not knowing the turtle clearly."

Ruan Xianlai looked thin and weak, but he was quite strong, and helped Xiang Wangba turn over in two or three strokes.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Shame on me."

Xiang Wangba: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "But for the sake of protecting me—although it still failed—I won't scold you."

Ruan Xianlai: "Speaking of which, can we have class?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Forget it, the room is rotten."

Ruan Xianlai: "It's okay, the sky is on the ground."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo threatened: "You study hard, I'll leave first, and if I hear that you're not serious, I won't beat you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... What kind of violent parent is the sense of sight!

After Zuo Hufa left, Ruan Xianlai sat down on the floor, beckoning, "Come on... Ma'am..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered. He always felt that this young man was very gloomy, as if he was surrounded by a ghost movie atmosphere all the time. He sat down cautiously, "What class are you taking?"

Ruan Xianlai: "Kung fu in bed..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "!!!"

Ruan Xianlai Shi Shiran said: "...It is impossible."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "I'm still underage, and I'm powerless even if I want to teach."

Xiang Xiaoxiao raised his forehead, "Okay, I get it, then what are you here to teach?"

Ruan Xianlai: "I follow Master to study medicine and poison, which also involves Gu."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Do you want to teach me this? It's not necessary, the bugs you raise are useless to me, but poisoning is a learning experience." After learning it, go and poison Zuo Protector...

Ruan Xianlai: "No... who said I'm going to teach you how to raise bugs and poison..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a moment, "Could it be medicine? ——Damn it, didn't you ask me to lead the research on how to cure his immobility?!"

Ruan Xianlai was shocked and said: "The leader won't do it?!!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Don't tell others that I said it!"

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao threatened: "If you dare to say that I will definitely drag you into the water, you'd better be careful."

"..." Ruan Xianlai said helplessly: "Madam, don't worry, I won't, but if this is the case, what else do you want me to do..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So what exactly do you teach?"

Ruan Xianlai's eyes widened, "I researched poisons, and the most successful ones I researched were all kinds of aphrodisiacs, which help sexual intercourse."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

"I'm sorry, I just remembered that I still have to leave before I come back..." Xiang Xiaoxiao turned over and wanted to get up.

Ruan Xianlai grabbed his ankle, "Wait, ma'am, please be considerate of my subordinates."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You should also be considerate of me..."

Ruan Xianlai said calmly, "I will forgive you, but who will forgive me?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "Give up, my martial arts are more than enough to deal with you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned around and sat down dejectedly, "...Damn it."

Ruan Xian took a look at him and said slowly, "What kind of intercourse does Madam like?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao; "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "Is it the wild Menglang type, or the gentle and lingering type, or..."

"Enough, enough, enough," Xiang Xiaoxiao stopped him, "I'm convinced, you can do whatever you want, right?"

"How can this kind of thing be done casually?" Ruan Xianlai said solemnly: "If Ma'am is shy, let's start with the most basic ones. I will observe carefully from the side and find out what type Madam likes."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xian came from Gu Zi and said: "There are many things to pay attention to in this art in the room. There are seven injuries and seven injuries, ten repairs, ten skills and eight benefits. You don't need to understand it in detail. If I talk about it too much, you won't be able to remember it. Let me tell you something. Probably. Seven injuries and seven injuries refer to seven situations that are not suitable for intercourse, such as thunder, lightning, wind and rain, yin and yang, and heaven and earth. Yes, if you just finished walking and working, you don’t have enough energy, and your defensive energy has not dissipated, you can’t have intercourse, otherwise you will be injured by the machine. All these are seven injuries and seven injuries. If you don’t follow it, you will be blinded and bloody. Please transcribe it into a book, Madam and the head teacher, please compare it before going to work."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

To be honest, Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't quite understand what was said before... But Ruan Xianlai's last sentence was too sharp... Damn it, you can't XXOO when there are thunder and lightning in the future, and you can't XXOO just after the event?These are just two kinds of taboos, they make up how many times he can run into quasi-XXOO in a month.

Ruan Xianlai continued: "The way of yin and yang, if they meet, they will gather, if they don't, they will separate, if they meet, they will succeed, if they don't, they will lose. There are countless principles in the way of heaven and human affairs."

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "Yes, yes..." My heart was bah, there are so many nonsense in going to bed, and there are some great principles in the world, the ancient people are just moji!

Ruan Xianlai: "During the mating process, we must pay attention to this timing."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Is it the right time to shoot..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "==!"

Ruan Xianlai: "...No, it's motivation, combination, qi, emotion, yang, etc. There are ten mechanisms in total. The whole process should be in accordance with the ten principles as much as possible. There are also ten cultivations such as qi formation, fixed taste, etc., which are closely related to health preservation. "

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then is there something that can absorb the opponent's energy?"

Ruan Xianlai: "Of course there is."

Xiang Xiaoxiao got excited, "Tell me, talk about it."

Ruan Xianlai said slowly: "I haven't talked about that part yet, take your time."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "In addition, this intercourse posture also needs to be paid attention to. If you know how to use it, you can strengthen the essence, calm the Qi, strengthen the bones and store blood."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Based on what you're saying, this intercourse technique is omnipotent."

Ruan Xianlai took it for granted, "Naturally, otherwise, why would my subordinates study this?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I'm convinced. Then do you have any specific explanations for this posture, such as the old man pushing a cart?"

Ruan Xian came to disdain, "What you said is too low-level."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was immediately very interested, "Da Shi, tell me."

Ruan Xianlai shut up again, "No...you can't say too much, you and the leader experiment with these postures all day long, and I will definitely be punished by the elders."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... Then what are you talking about!

Ruan Xianlai said quietly: "I only taught you at the beginning, but these few postures are enough for you and the leader to turn upside down, to be extremely angry, and to enter Tibet. For example, as mentioned in "Dongxuanzi", the phoenix The chick, the dragon's turn, the mandarin duck and the silkworm are lingering, supplemented by the tonic and conditioning medicine in the room, so that at the beginning of the wedding of the leader and his wife, the room will be at ease and will not be exhausted, and the spirit will not decline."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "To be honest, I was very disdainful of what you were going to say..."

Ruan Xianlai: "Now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked up at the sky, "Sure enough, the ancestors who have nothing to do when the sun goes down are better at this kind of thing. From today onwards, I won't go anywhere, and I'll be here with you!"

Ruan Xianlai: "...you're welcome."