Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao disliked Protector Zuo's age and made him very angry, Protector Zuo had a look of evil on his face, "Age?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... it's actually height?"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If you don't mention anything else, tell me about usurping the throne first."

Guardian Zuo: "Please clarify your height first."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "In my words, is usurping the throne the key point or height is the key point?"

Left Guardian: "Height."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Okay, let me say first, I'm sorry, if you are five years older than now and you will grow taller, I might help you usurp the throne together, and I can consider making a pair with you, but you Although the mind is mature, but it is really...too! Short! How short is it, so short that I have to wrap my arms around my neck and pull it down when I kiss, do you think it looks good? It doesn’t look good, I don’t think it looks good either .Besides, your temper is too bad. I think the possibility of domestic violence is very high. To sum up - I despise your age a little bit."

"..." Guardian Zuo was obviously not convinced, "Can't you wait five years!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "You mean to admit that you want to usurp the throne?"

Guardian Zuo: "Can't you wait five years?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao raised his voice: "You mean to admit that you want to usurp the throne?!"

Guardian Zuo: "Can't you wait five years?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...can't wait."

Protector Zuo was furious, "Bastard!" He moved his hand as he said it, but then he restrained the urge to hit the flying man with his hand, as if he had a cramp.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with emotion: "We haven't known each other for five months, and we can't even mention our mutual love. Before, I was beaten until I vomited blood. Now it's not popular to bully him when you love him, you know—— Are you ashamed to let me wait for you for five years? A child’s enthusiasm is like urinating and rushing to you. Do you think you know how long five years is?"

Guardian Zuo glared at him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Five years! Nearly half of your life!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Think about what you were doing five years ago, playing with mud... no, playing with bugs? What was I doing five years ago? I was sleeping in class, not even in this world. Maybe I will go back five years later It's over."

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "Since you have come here, naturally you will not go back."

"Who knows," Xiang Xiaoxiao said, "The most important thing is, I don't even know your name now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao spread his hands, "Didn't you find out, I only know the names of two people here, one is Lin Yuehua, the other is Zhao Yi, one of them was smashed by me, and the other is that they will be suppressed or suppressed by me in the future." .In your case, I only know that you are the guardian of the left, and now I also know that you want to usurp the throne and become the leader of NTR."

Guardian Zuo was speechless.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Can you tell me your name now?"

Guardian Zuo frowned, not knowing what to say.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...I'll go first." Young is young after all, and the feelings of ancient people are not as sincere as those of modern people. Thinking about it, he also feels that he doesn't know Zuo Hufa's name now. So cruel.

Guardian Zuo: "Wait a minute," he called to stop Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What degree of weird things can you accept?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Huh? Strange things... to the greatest extent... from one world to another."

Zuo Hufa: "...Don't you believe in ghosts and gods? Why do you accept this?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Damn, I believe in ghosts and I'm even more afraid of ghosts! I'm afraid of all kinds of weird things! Scaring people to death, okay!" For example, boys, and ghost stories, Brother Xiao never dared to read them. , pee flying.

Zuo Hufa made up his mind and said: "...on the day we get married, I will tell you again, if my body recovers."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Are you in such a weird physical condition that you dare to tell me when you are going to get married, or are you planning to usurp the throne and become the leader on the day of getting married?"

Guardian Zuo said calmly, "Maybe it's both."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao cursed secretly, sick.

Guardian Zuo raised his chin, "So by then, you and I will realize what we said."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?? What are you talking about?"

Guardian Zuo didn't answer.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Are you talking about rebelling against the leader with you? Dear, even if you told me how you usurped the throne because of the injuries you suffered that day, you didn't become five years older out of thin air. I still don't want to usurp the throne with you."

"That's not a problem." Zuo Hufa said coldly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao's chrysanthemum tightened, thinking of something bad, such as some strange things that Ruan Xianlai once mentioned, Ruan Xianlai knew about these things, but it was hard to guarantee that Zuo Hufa didn't know, he looked at Zuo Hufa strangely: "This is a problem! "

Guardian Zuo: "I said it's not a problem, it's not a problem! Are you looking for death!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Who thought Guardian Zuo liked Brother Xiao just now?Drag it out and slap it in the face.

Protector Zuo said confidently: "There is still one week until the auspicious day, I will hurry up, and I will retreat tomorrow."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes: "It's up to you."

He suddenly got excited, "By the way...you won't kill your senior brother?"

Guardian Zuo frowned and said, "What?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Although he's blocking your way... But I think you're usually on good terms. If it's just for usurping the throne, there's no need to silence him, right? I don't think he's like someone who can take it back."

Guardian Zuo squinted at him and said, "Who said I got along well with him..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "Sure enough, all this is superficially calm! The storm is coming! Damn, can you get out of customs early on the day you get married, and it will be bad if something bloody happens."

Guardian Zuo: "What bloody thing?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Uh... For example, the leader knew that you chose to start the incident on that day, and also knew that you planned to usurp me, so he consummated the marriage with me before you left the customs..."

Left Protector: "..."

Zuo Hufa was silent for a while, then said calmly: "Didn't he not lift it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... Isn't that fake?"

Protector Zuo was silent for a while, then hehe said, "No."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered inexplicably, "Okay, if you succeed in usurping the throne, promise me that first, don't play weird paly with me, and second, don't do anything to me, use whatever you say, I'll scold you Don’t be beaten, thirdly, I will be domineering in the future, and fourthly, don’t kill Zhao Yi, I don’t want to kill Zhao Yi, he is a handsome guy..."

Left Protector: "..."

I don't know why Zuo Hufa didn't comment on this sentence... He just thought about it and said: "What you said..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him expectantly.

Guardian Zuo: "...I just pretend I didn't hear it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "I've thought about it a long time ago. Although you are invulnerable to all poisons, you are too useless. It is still easy to kill you, so you still have a lot to learn in the future."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a blank face: "Hehe, this person seems to really think that he has successfully usurped the throne. It's too impolite of me to say that I said something casually but actually said it..."

Guardian Zuo: "Just talk to yourself."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's you who talk about yourself, right? It's always you!!"

Guardian Zuo: "When did I talk to myself?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If no one pays attention to your words, is it still self-talking!?!"

Zuo Hufa grabbed his lapel, "...so you still have a lot to learn in the future!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's Guardian Zuo! I know Guardian Zuo!"

Guardian Zuo said with satisfaction: "It would be much better if you were always so obedient."

Xiang Xiaoxiao bowed her head and said: "I can always be so obedient, but you must not always be so short. Whether a man is good or not is important, and whether he is tall or not is more important! ——I mean height."

Left Protector: "..."

One red heart, two hands ready, don't neglect Zuo Dharma here, no matter who wins the fight between him and the leader, brother Xiao will still dominate the devil's religion, and he must die behind Elder Hua.

Xiang Xiaoxiao watched Zuo Hufa's eyes twitch, and added worryingly, "It's fine if you beat me up now, I'd rather live with Elder Hua, at least she can't beat me now..."

"..." The left protector slowly lowered his right hand, which had been raised halfway.

now it's right.

No matter how ugly your Left Guardian is, brother Xiao will also train you to be a good loli.

The method of teaching ghosts and animals, the first step is to smooth his claws, the method is as follows: being beaten, beaten and beaten, and the claws will be smoothed after being beaten too much.

...just kidding.

How could it be to be beaten? The ultimate goal of training is not to be beaten.

Naturally, the method is to identify the weakness of the ghost animal, act on it with emotion and reason, and restrain his violent heart.

Xiang Xiaoxiao started pretending to be an expert after being beaten a few times, and began to make up nonsense in his heart.

As a result, before the nonsense was finished, Zuo Hufa taunted: "You look so stupid in a daze."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Excuse me, if you still like it like this, you are even more stupid. So what do you like about me at forty? Isn't it stupid?"

Left Protector: "..."