Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao figured it out that Elder Hua was responsible, so she ran outside to the flower bed and stepped on her.

At this moment, Elder Hua was able to move slowly and speak, she said slowly: "I can hear everything inside..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Did you mean the sound of a broken bed?"

Elder Hua: "It's the voice of Guardian Zuo kissing you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao subconsciously said: "Impossible!"

Elder Hua: "Why is it impossible..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's not so loud at all, okay?"

"..." Elder Hua rolled his eyes, "Not everyone's hearing is as poor as yours."

"Not everyone's martial arts are as weak as yours." Xiang Xiaoxiao retorted.

Elder Hua looked at his hair and was speechless.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Just wait, Guardian Zuo already knows that you did the trick, and he must hate you to death."

Elder Hua said lightly, "That's not necessarily true."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Hehehe! I will tell the leader!"

Elder Hua retorted: "Do you dare to tell the leader?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said violently: "Why don't I dare! I'll let someone prepare a horse... No, Beigui will go to the leader, believe it or not."

Elder Hua sneered and said, "As the future wife of the leader, you still call Guardian Zuo a little darling, and even have an affair with him. Even if I instigated you, do you think that if you tell the leader like this, there will be more in the future?" Are you having a good time?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

That's... Zuo Hufa is the one who wants to usurp the throne. It's really hard to be found out by the leader, but is he a romantic heroine this time?Being caught in the middle and swinging is so bloody.Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Guardian Zuo..."

Elder Hua raised his eyebrows, "What's wrong with him."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sadly, "He's still a child!"

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao quibbled: "I treat him as my son."

Elder Hua: "Who do you think is your son?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a straight face: "Guardian Zuo, I am the guardian of Zuo as my own son, and we love each other like father and daughter."

"..." Elder Hua: "Oh, look behind you."

"Hehe, who are you bluffing?" Xiang Xiaoxiao sneered, "Guard Zuo just ran away in shame."

Elder Hua signaled him with his eyes, you have to look at it.

Just look.

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned her head in disdain.

The left guardian stood not far behind him with his hands behind his back.

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned around resolutely.

Elder Hua: "Did you see it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I don't understand what you are talking about."

Elder Hua: "..."

Zuo Hufa walked over in two or three steps, grabbed the back of his neck, "Fake it! What did you just say!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled "Oh", "Don't, don't pinch! I'm lazy...!" A burst of ecstatic pain spread from the back of the neck, making Xiang Xiaoxiao tremble, and couldn't help but How could Zuo Hufa, who was scolding motherfuckers, be shy and come back in less than 5 minutes.

"..." Zuo Hufa let go speechlessly, grabbed his collar instead, and lifted him up.

Xiang Xiaoxiao relaxed her limbs, her knees were bent, her legs were drooping on the ground, her whole body was at the same level as the left guardian, and she pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "Jiujiujiu=3=Little boy, why are you back?"

Zuo Hufa's fair and tender face turned slightly red with a "shua".

If the first time he called it that way, he fell into Elder Hua's tricks, then this time, Xiang Xiaoxiao knew that letting Guardian Zuo hear that he was recognized as his son would lead to death, so he deliberately played tricks and wanted to run away from Guardian Zuo again.

But this time Guardian Zuo blushed a little, but he didn't run away - in fact he didn't run far that time just now, didn't he come back again - but said angrily: "Stand up straight! "

"=3=No, no, why don't you carry me." Xiang Xiaoxiao still drooped his limbs.

Guardian Zuo threw him to the ground with one hand, hitting Elder Hua right on top of him.

Elder Hua snorted, and said with a blue face, "Heavy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled a bit before getting up, "Crush you to death."

Elder Hua: "..."

As soon as he got up, the left protector stepped on his shoulder, stepped him back, and folded him on Elder Hua again.

"..." Elder Hua couldn't escape the Gu poison, so he had no choice but to say: "Guardian Zuo—"

Guardian Zuo: "Shut up."

So Elder Hua really shut up and didn't say a word.

The left protector leaned over, put his right elbow on his knee, lowered his head and said sinisterly: "You just said that you and I love each other like father and daughter?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao blurted out: "You got it wrong, you are like father and son!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao came to his senses, "...No, I didn't say that!"

Zuo Hufa: "You always say that Zuo Hufa is your own son, right?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao quibbled: "Actually, I regard you as my younger brother, and my elder brother is like my father, that's why I said that."

Zuo Hufa narrowed his watery eyes, "Oh? Think of me as a younger brother?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "A good brother who lives and dies together!"

Guardian Zuo: "Then you still call me heart liver? Just now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a second, then said with an idiot face: "=3=Such a cute little brother is of course called a sweetheart, brother hit me again =3=It's a bit cool."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=3=The leader will understand me, I believe the leader also thinks you are very cute, your personality is so lively, =333="

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Although unable to speak, Elder Hua expressed his heart with practical eyes.

Xiang Xiaoxiao intends to simply recognize Zuo Hufa as his younger brother and forget about it, and change the behavior of himself and Zuo Hufa to normal, and after thinking about it, he added another fire: "Didi=33333333="

"..." It's a pity that Guardian Zuo didn't appreciate it at all, and said sharply: "Put away this rascal for me!"

"It's a gentleman." Xiang Xiaoxiao put away his =3= face, and said with a smile: "Just put it away, then don't beat me up, and don't tell the leader about it."

Guardian Zuo: "I'll kill you first—"

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled away in fright, and grabbed Elder Hua as a human shield in front of her.

Elder Hua: "..."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "If you want to touch me, you have to step over Elder Hua's corpse first!"

Left Protector: "..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Guardian Zuo didn't care about it, and directly pulled Elder Hua out like a carrot and threw it away, then dragged Xiang Xiaoxiao's hand back to the room.

Xiang Xiaoxiao struggled desperately but couldn't break free, and was taken back by Zuo Hufa. Elder Hua finally regained some strength, and crawled away desolately...

After entering the room, Guardian Zuo just slammed the door and stared at Xiang Xiaoxiao.

Seeing that Xiang Xiaoxiao felt uncomfortable, he asked for words: "How did Guardian Zuo go and come back?"

Zuo Hufa: "Why can't I go and come back? I didn't do anything wrong, and I didn't know that I was cheated and I was arrested and called my heart."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao: "But you are not shy anymore."

Zuo Hufa said coldly: "I'm shy, why should I be shy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo attacked him again, "Although I'm not shy, I'm not as shameless as you!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "How dare you face me =3=!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was also angry, "Damn it, you were the one who ╭(╯3╰)╮ ╮ one bite of me first, and ╭(╯3╰)╮╮ for a long time, okay? I am shameless, you are shameless! Shameless and obscene!"

Guardian Zuo: "You called me darling first! Many times!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Fuck—I didn't see you look so young when you killed someone! I didn't call you my sweetheart, but I didn't tell you to kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me quickly! It's a sweetheart! The sweetheart of the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys, sweetheart! A few times is equivalent to letting you and I fail in the bridal chamber!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What's the matter if you scream? Will you die if you scream once? Will you die if you don't kiss after screaming? Will you die if you don't lose your temper after kissing? Why are you so short-tempered! What! Big! Heart!"

After Xiang Xiaoxiao finished roaring, she stared at Zuo Hufa.

Guardian Zuo's face slowly puffed up, and finally said angrily: "I just have a big temper, why! What! Don't call me a darling!"

After finishing speaking, he stuck Xiang Xiaoxiao's face and kissed him again.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "You've been =3= before, so I'll just satisfy you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said frantically: "Guard Zuo, don't you understand what is an invitation to kiss and what is a provocation? If it is an invitation to kiss, I would say 'come and kiss me'. Don't interpret my provocation without authorization!"

Guardian Zuo said expressionlessly: "I'm sorry, your provocation is too much like inviting a kiss."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was completely dumbfounded.

Zuo Hufa said abruptly, "I haven't lost my temper."

Xiang Xiaoxiao knelt down, "I'm convinced, I've completely convinced you now, I don't have a temper anymore, the leader has been NTR'd, let's open the window and speak honestly, do you want to usurp the position of leader, by the way Even I have usurped it? First of all, I dislike your age a little bit."