Our leader is overdone

Ruan Xianlai tried his best to persuade Xiang Xiaoxiao to propose to Elder Liu, but seeing that Elder Liu or Xiang Xiaoxiao were about to kill this possibility together, Xiang Xiaoxiao finally realized something was wrong and coughed: "Elder Liu, Elder Liu... "

Elder Liu let out an "ah" and leaned over and said, "What's wrong Ma'am?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao leaned into his ear and said, "Your apprentice is looking for you."

"Eh? Really?" Elder Liu patted his thigh, "Then I'll leave for a while."

He suddenly left without knowing it and came to find Ruan Xian.

Guardian Zuo looked at Elder Liu's leaving back, and said coldly, "What did Xian Ruan ask you to do?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao smirked and said, "How do you know he sent me here?"

Zuo Hufa: "It's his job to deliver food. Suddenly it's you, it doesn't matter who he is. Could it be that you will take the initiative to ask to deliver food to me? His purpose... is nothing more than to ask you to do something to beg for forgiveness." .”

"Tall, it's really tall." Xiang Xiaoxiao gave a thumbs up.

Guardian Zuo's complexion changed drastically.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought about what he said, and it didn't seem right, so he hurriedly said: "There is no other meaning, absolutely no other meaning."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." It seems to be getting darker and darker...

Zuo Hufa said sinisterly: "Can't you see that I'm suppressing my anger now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao admitted his mistake resolutely, "Lord Dharma Protector, calm down!"

"Get lost," Zuo Hufa said.

"Cha." Xiang Xiaoxiao said respectfully, "Can I say something before I get lost?"

Guardian Zuo: "No."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zuo Hufa sneered, "Look at your potential, let's talk."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: ==!

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's like this, after Elder Liu has practiced the medicine for you, are you going to kill him?"

Left protector Shi Shiran raised his eyes and looked at him, "Good reminder, kill him as soon as you finish practicing."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said frantically: "Don't! Damn, I would have known better if I didn't ask."

"Who taught you to meddle in other people's business?" Zuo Hufa gave him a contemptuous look, "Ruan Xian came to promise you something good."

Xiang Xiaoxiao pondered for a while, "It can't be said to be a good thing, although he wanted to give me something, it has nothing to do with my promise to him..."

Guardian Zuo smiled disdainfully: "Just say what it is, aphrodisiac, aphrodisiac, or aphrodisiac."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Aphrodisiac ==!"

Zuo Hufa had expected it long ago, full of condemnation for his disappointment, "Did you overestimate your ability to die for a few packs of medicine?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "If you advise you not to kill someone, you will die? I knew I wouldn't come!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "><My friends often say, Xiaodong, why are you so afraid of death? I am afraid of death with my life!"

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao muttered: "And it's not like a few packs of simple medicine, it sounds amazing, okay, what kind of essence was left by the roc on the stone."

Guardian Zuo looked at him like a countryman.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said dissatisfied: "What kind of eyes are you looking at!"

"Hum." Zuo Hufa softly stretched out his white and tender right hand, pressed his index finger on the ground, and struck the ground with a strange pattern. Looking at this movement, Xiang Xiaoxiao seemed to be calling for bugs again. Yi Ma, "Here's the food! What kind of bugs are you calling?"

Guardian Zuo squinted at him, "It will open your eyes."

"..." Well, Brother Xiao knows that he is ignorant...but there is no need to do this!It's too cheap to show off!

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't wait long before he heard a strange cry of insects, which he had never heard before, as if he was calling "Pang Jiang" and "Pang Jiang".

Then a bug that looked like a cicada but not a cicada flew in, followed by a group of poisonous bees. After the bug flew in, those poisonous bees circled around outside the window and flew away, as if they had completed a task—— - Drive in the insects that sound like "Pang Jiang".

Zuo Hufa raised his hand, and the bug fell down, obediently lying in his palm.

Xiang Xiaoxiao leaned over curiously, turned the insect over, and found that although the back of the insect looked like a cicada, when turned over, the abdomen was blue and very thin, and the organs were almost visible, and there was a bee-like horn behind the tail. Tail thorn, from time to time softly chirping, "Pang Jiang".

"This is Pang Jiang, also known as Pang Feng,"

Zuo Hufa gently put Pang Jiang into Xiang Xiaoxiao's hands, and said with a heartbroken voice: "It is impossible for Ruan Xianlai to give you something really good. What kind of stone is it? It's a legendary medicine. Even if there is, it won't be his turn." In fact, it is basically the medicine he practiced by himself, which is far worse than Pang Jiang, and you dare to make a deal with him even if you have no vision."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said unwillingly: "Then what about the murder..."

Guardian Zuo said expressionlessly: "Read more books at ordinary times, it is the medicine written in the legend, even if there is, it is not popular."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiao Ruan, you villain... actually used fake products to fool Brother Xiao into willingly working for you!

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sadly and angrily: "Wait, he asked me for something!"

Guardian Zuo: "Did you give something to him when you died enough..."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't refute anymore, I really hated that I didn't read more... "He asked me for Xiang Wangba's tortoise drowning, and I agreed, tell me, is this tortoise drowning very good?" Is it worth money?"

Zuo Hufa looked at him like an idiot, "I said you're stupid, but you still don't believe me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "... Please tell me that turtle drowning means turtle urine."

Zuo Hufa said indifferently: "That's a common way of saying, with Ruan Xianlai's ability... Hmph, the southerners pick tortoises and drown them. When picking them, they look at them in a mirror behind the tortoise. When they see the tortoise in the mirror, they become obscene and drown," he said. He mockingly said: "Do you think it's possible for bastard to urinate after looking at his own ass in the mirror?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said: "...Then it's not right to shoot it!!"

Whether it's seeing your ass being frightened to pee or seeing your ass ejaculating sexually...all!No!just!often!ah!

Zuo Hufa said indifferently: "Anyway, turtle urine is useless. What did Ruan Xianlai want for turtle urine? Xiang Wangba lived for hundreds of years. If the rumors handed down are correct, he has never mated with a female turtle. His turtle drowned Preciousness is unique in the world, especially for the first time."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Wait...the amount of information is a bit large...Xiang Wangba you...!

It turns out that the saying about King Xiang's eight tortoise bodies has been passed down from generation to generation!

"Well, that's right, you're at a big loss." Guardian Zuo gloated, "And, from what I know about Ruan Xian, I'm afraid his goal in the first place was not his master's life, but Xiang Wangba's tortoise drowning."

"...Damn it!" Xiang Xiaoxiao scrambled and ran out, "Fuck! Ruan Xian comes! Let go of that bastard! Give me (Xiang Wangba's) chastity back!"

The left protector flickered, moved to the door, and stepped on the door, "What's the rush?"

"As soon as I think of him going to cheat on Xiang Wangba, I suddenly feel a strong sense of responsibility as the master QAQ." Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that he was so anxious!Although I can't say any legitimate reason—maybe I can't bear Xiang Wangba's 100-year life to be ruined by Xiao Ruan like this?Its first time deserves to be dedicated to a better Guimeier!

"..." Guardian Zuo: "Ruan Xianlai is not so easy to get."

Hearing what he said, Xiang Xiaoxiao also thought of Xiang Wangba's seemingly high combat power, and heaved a sigh of relief, "Ah...that's right, I might kick Xiao Ruan away with one kick. I said you... Why do the people in our church have such virtues, no matter how good they look like normal people, they are always a little... perverted."

Guardian Zuo: "Why do you say?"

"Probably because the leader is abnormal, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked." Xiang Xiaoxiao said casually.

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Can you relax your feet? I'm leaving."

Zuo Hufa loosened his foot and kicked the door open, "Go away, don't come again, disturb my retreat." Do you think I want to!Xiang Xiaoxiao ran out with slander, came back halfway and knocked on the door, "Left Guardian! Left Guardian!"

Guardian Zuo didn't speak.

Xiang Xiaoxiao shouted with a bitch face: "Open the door, Guardian Zuo, I know you are inside! If you have the ability to close the door, you have the ability to open it!"

Before he finished shouting, the door was opened by Zuo Hufa, and his slut face was fully exposed in Zuo Hufa's eyes.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao rubbed her face, put away her mean expression, "You have the ability to open the door and give Pang Jiang to me."

Guardian Zuo said impatiently: "Get lost, I want aphrodisiacs to find Ruan Xian."

"I don't know the goods, QAQ," Xiang Xiaoxiao howled, "What if he cheated me again, you can do it, I'm a bumpkin, I've never seen this kind of thing before, give me one, give me one!"

Guardian Zuo said angrily: "Catch it yourself! You have green head Gu on your body, go out and turn left and climb up when you see an olive tree!"

"Olive tree? Did this bug grow in the olive tree?" Xiang Xiaoxiao rubbed his head, "This little fly can help me catch bugs, hey, well, do it yourself and get enough food - but you Isn't it too stingy?"

Guardian Zuo said violently: "Take it, take it! Don't talk too much!" He casually threw Pang Jiang on Xiang Xiaoxiao's face, and warned: "Let him stung you and you will die from the fire of desire. .”

"So powerful?" Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly pinched its wings carefully, preventing its tail spines from touching her.

Zuo Hufa looked at his rough tactics, and seemed to want to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, and threw down the sentence "If you come before the wedding day, I'll beat you to death" and slammed the door.

"Auntie is here..." Xiang Xiaoxiao cursed in a low voice, then ran towards her yard holding Pang Jiang.

He had been in the Devil's Cult for a while, and he had memorized the way back by force, but now he didn't have Xiang Wangba to travel, it was always slower, and he was so impatient that the road was extraordinarily long.

On the road, I sometimes meet high-ranking Demon Cult leaders who can talk, and I will be concerned and say to him, "Madam, the wedding is coming soon, don't run around, what if you fall." "We have a lot of insects in the church, be careful." some type of.

Xiang Xiaoxiao buried his head and rushed wildly. When he returned to the outside of his yard, he was so frightened by the movement inside that he almost froze.

Inside...is the house being demolished...

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but think of the disaster-ridden bed he had since time travel, which one is this?It won't be demolished again.

Xiang Xiaoxiao pushed the door open and went in, holding his forehead and shouting, "Oh my god..."

Another bed was really torn apart...

No, it should be that the entire house was almost demolished.

In the middle of the courtyard, Xiang Wangba was lying there vigilantly, facing Ruan Xianlai who was exhausted and holding a big bronze mirror, sweating profusely, panting, disheveled, and behind him was a pile of ruins.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Here's what happened...

When Xiang Wangba saw his master came back, he stomped his four thick paws vigorously, with an aggrieved expression on his face, "(⊙^⊙)"

"Damn it, don't look, I'll blind you." Xiang Xiaoxiao cursed casually, "What's wrong? Damn, you have to tear down your own yard. You're running so fast, why don't you run!" He said If you don't believe Xiang Wangba, Ruan Xianlai can catch up with him.

Ruan Xianlai said quietly: "My master helped me spread poison outside the door."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Damn, in fact, the master and apprentice are in collusion, right? !

Xiang Xiaoxiao said speechlessly: "Xiao Ruan... I really want to beat you up right now, do you know..."

Ruan Xianlai got up, gasped and said, "Oh, I roughly understand it."

"He actually conspired against a bastard, and exchanged some worthless things with me for Xiang bastard's tortoise drowning!" Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily, "How can you be so smart at such a young age!"

Ruan Xianlai said innocently: "If you have an advantage, don't take advantage of the bastard."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn... What you want to say is that there are fools who don't lie to bastards...

Ruan Xianlai: "Ma'am, since you're here, can you persuade it for me, isn't it just a primordial essence?"

"Fuck you!" Xiang Xiaoxiao said, "Can I give you such an important thing casually!"

Ruan Xianlai: "Madam, please make an offer..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost made a move, but when he saw Xiang Wangba's eyes, he suppressed the impulse again, and said viciously: "I haven't said anything about you yet, fortunately Guardian Zuo told me the truth, otherwise I would have been deceived by you , I tell you, I'm going to settle accounts with you now."

Ruan Xianlai said quietly: "I didn't lie to you..."

Strictly speaking...Ruan Xianlai is really not cheating, just playing a little clever, Xiang Xiaoxiao said forcefully: "Then I don't care, and Zuo Hufa also said, I must deal with you - you see what this is."

Xiang Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand, and Pang Jiang between his fingers appeared in front of Ruan Xianlai.

Ruan Xianlai took a closer look and exclaimed, "This! This is not!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said triumphantly: "Not bad..."

Ruan Xianlai: "—What a big cicada!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

"Do you know the goods!" Xiang Xiaoxiao showed Pang Jiang's belly, and Pang Jiang's wormy feet kicked awkwardly...

Ruan Xian took a closer look at the blue belly, and this time he really exclaimed, "Pang Jiang!"

Pang Jiang also cooperated with "Pang Jiang" twice.

Ruan Xianlai's eyes were straightened, and he walked over involuntarily, "Pang Jiang... Isn't this extinct a long time ago... There has been no trace for at least 200 years, and it was given to you by Guardian Zuo?"

extinct?Xiang Xiaoxiao recalled that Protector Zuo asked him to go and catch him on the olive tree... He couldn't help cursing that Protector Zuo was not a human being, but fortunately he didn't go, and said flickeringly: "That's right, Protector Zuo gave it to me, you have to get some Bring something better than this to me, or let Guardian Zuo beat you up!"

Ruan Xianlai looked at him quietly, "..."

Hmm... I can't blame him for bullying children, it was Xiao Ruan who committed the crime first, "It's useless to look at me like this, take it out quickly, I will take it to Guardian Zuo for appraisal." Just kidding, brother Xiao even Xiang Wangba's The eyes are all over the top, are you still afraid of your little resentful eyes?

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a domineering face: "Hurry up, take it out, or let Xiang Wangba step on you right now."

Xiang Wangba looked at this human being who intended to insult him, and showed malicious eyes...

Ruan Xianlai trembled, and began to grope around his body.

With a kit on the left and a medicine bottle on the right, Ruan Xianlai emptied his body, "Ma'am, these..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the things on the ground, pointed to a small stopper and said, "What is this?"

Ruan Xianlai: "Oh, I have prepared this for the leader to use. This is called the Diamond Wedge, which can stimulate sexual desire and enhance stamina."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said "huh": "Then why don't you give me a copy? Why only give it to the leader, I want this."

"It...is not impossible..." Ruan Xianlai said, "But it's best not to use it on the wedding day."

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt something was wrong, "What do you mean?"

Ruan Xianlai said slowly: "The vajra wedge is only effective if it is inserted into the anus. Madam, how can the consummation be consummated if this is inserted."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "Ma'am, what's wrong with you, Ma'am?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Damn it, you guys are too harsh! What is this!"

"This is called a sand prisoner. When the time comes, Madam will put it in the pillow to please the husband and wife."

To adjust the atmosphere?Xiang Xiaoxiao wondered: "Are they all gadgets? Nothing more advanced."

Ruan Xianlai looked at Xiang Wangba eagerly, "The top one is by Madam's side..."

Xiang Wangba: (⊙dish⊙)!

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at Xiang Wangba, hesitated for a moment, and gave up the idea, "You little cunning, since the left protector has said it, I don't believe you don't have good things, don't try to get Xiang Wangba's idea again, don't bring it with you now Just go back and get it."

Ruan Xianlai expressed grief and indignation, "Ma'am... how could you do this!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said rascally: "I don't care, anyway, it's your responsibility to make the relationship between the leader and husband harmonious. You have to satisfy me. You can bring me anything that enhances your sexuality, or pornographic books that improve your posture." , even if it can’t be cured, mother, think about it and be prepared.”

"My subordinate has bald chicken powder, which specializes in curing men's five labors and seven injuries." Ruan Xianlai said weakly: "Madam...you can take pity on me and give me turtle drowning."

"Wow, Xiao Ruan, you are so annoying. Don't quarrel anymore. I'm going to hit someone. I'm getting married soon. There's no reason to ask the groom for something."

"There's no custom not to ask the groom for something, right?" Ruan Xianlai wondered.

"We have it there!" Xiang Xiaoxiao babbled nonsense, "This is all your punishment for lying to me, and if I don't live happily ever after as a married couple, I'll take you under the knife."

Ruan Xianlai muttered: "It's almost as good as asking my master to operate..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What did you say? Why?"

"It's nothing, nothing," Ruan Xian came to Ai Ai and said: "Madam, how about this, the wedding is coming soon, I will teach you the art of descending husband, and you will give me turtle drowning..."

"You little Ruan, you really don't give up." Xiang Xiaoxiao squinted and said, "I don't need this kind of thing."

Ruan Xianlai: "...QAQ"

Xiang Xiaoxiao pondered, if he and the leader got married smoothly, then with the foolish appearance of the leader, the technique of subjugation would be useless at all, what if he was successfully usurped by Zuo Hufa...

Forget it, all those who wanted to surrender to the Left Guardian were shot to death by him.

At this time, Xiang Xiaoxiao was cool and unrestrained, and didn't want Ruan Xianlai's technique of subjugation, but soon, he would regret it.