Our leader is overdone

Due to Elder Hua's sudden departure, Lin Yuehua came to preside over the overall situation. As a result, on the wedding day, it was really... very chaotic.

To what extent is the confusion, Xiang Xiaoxiao overslept on the day of the wedding...

No one called him!When I woke up, the sun was so high that I almost didn't realize what day it was, okay!

When he got up and went out, the outside was red and hanging, and there were busy people who stopped their work and looked at him in shock, "Ma'am!!! Why are you here!!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...I just woke up, so I'm not here."

"You should have finished changing by now!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmm

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the congregation who was yelling and running away, and didn't know what to say, so he ran back to wash his face, but as soon as the clothes were put on, Lin Yuehua hurriedly led several people to make a fuss The older one ran over, "Damn, ma'am, I'm sorry I forgot you! There are too many guests outside!"

As she spoke, she waved her hand, and the people behind rushed up and stripped off Xiang Xiaoxiao's clothes.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said frantically: "Girls! Please be more reserved!"

The girls ignored his words without looking sideways, and hurriedly helped him change into wedding clothes.

Putting on this bright red wedding dress, Xiang Xiaoxiao found that it fit very well and was so handsome, she couldn't help but praise: "I haven't seen my figure being measured, but it fits so well."

Lin Yuehua touched his chin and looked at him, "Well, the leader visually detected it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Your teacher still has this skill...

"Okay, time is running out, the auspicious time is almost here, let's go!" With a wave of Lin Yuehua's hand, a few people almost drove Xiang Xiaoxiao out. Her clothes today are still close-fitting bunts, plus fierce boots , heroic and heroic——but in Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes, although the two flowers, she and Elder Hua, have different temperaments, they have the same degree of terror.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was shocked as soon as she went out.

How should I put it, if he wants to go from here to the front hall to worship, it is definitely impossible, and it is impossible to ride a horse - because he has his own exclusive mount.

So Xiang Wangba lay on the outside.

A big red ribbon was hung around its neck, which was tied into a big red flower. The edge of the tortoise shell was pasted with a circle of lace and tassels hung down.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled in horror: "Master Lin, don't you want me to sit on this thing?!"

Simply outrageous!

Xiang Wangba looked at his master resentfully: (⊙~⊙)

Lin Yuehua: "What's the matter? What's the matter? This is so festive! Madame, go to the turtle!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...I won't even die!"

"This subordinate is already busy enough, Madam is still making trouble for this subordinate!" Lin Yuehua stomped her feet coquettishly, and the floor under her feet was cracked in a spider web pattern around her feet...

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao resisted and said: "Don't threaten me, otherwise I will release the green head Gu."

Lin Yuehua said: "This subordinate has not done you any harm, let alone threatened you, look, the green head Gu has not come out."

"Damn," didn't you mean sensing his emotions?Xiang Xiaoxiao was forced to approach Xiang Wangba resentfully, and climbed onto Xiang Wangba's back.

Lin Yuehua personally held the red silk around Xiang Wangba's neck, and walked forward, "I won't scream for this one who blows and blows, otherwise it looks like a bride is getting married, what's going on."

... Your bastard brand "bridal chair" is already enough, okay, Xiang Xiaoxiao roared in his heart.

Lin Tanzhu is still a girl no matter what, how can her aesthetics be so broken!

Originally, Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that the hasty beginning was already chaotic enough, but the more chaotic was still to come. When they were about to reach the hall, a group of people rushed out, slashing at them with swords in their hands.

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke down and said: "Don't say that you still have the custom of snatching marriages here! Damn it!"

"No!" Lin Yuehua yelled, and kicked a person with a knife flying away. The person was kicked several feet away, his chest collapsed, and he lay on the ground, probably dead.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Lin Yuehua snatched the knife from one of them, turned around and slashed and killed two people in a row, blood splashed all over the ground, and cursed: "Damn, do the flag masters of the Five Banners eat shit? How come there are still fish slipping through the net! "

Xiang Xiao said dumbly: "May I ask what happened now..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiang Wangba lifted his foot and kicked away a person who was trying to attack it.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

After Lin Yuehua finished dealing with everyone, she waved her hands away, "This subordinate thought that it would be a bit monotonous for the people we taught to attend the wedding, so he sent someone to invite people from other sects. I didn't expect this group of bastards to come. I don’t know how to break free from the rope and make trouble.”

...How did you invite people!Tie it up with a rope!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was completely powerless to complain.

"At first, I thought it was all settled, but I didn't expect that there would still be fish that slipped through the net. I really want to punish the owner of Wuqi Banner for his ineffectiveness. Madam, come, let's go in."

Lin Yuehua threw the knife away, wiped the blood off her face, and led Xiang Wangba to continue walking.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was on Xiang Wangba's back, and her whole body fell into a sluggish state. She suddenly missed Elder Hua very much, at least she seemed to be very reliable...

It is said that the people in charge of the sub-altars from all over the Devil's Cult rushed over because of this wedding, so Xiang Xiaoxiao saw many unfamiliar people after seeing Lin Yuehua bring her in.

The leader was wearing the same style of wedding clothes as him, sitting among those people with a blank expression on his face, no one dared to talk to him, and the whole atmosphere was not like a wedding...

The right protector adjusted the atmosphere while wiping his sweat alone, but it was a pity that everyone looked depressed.

When Xiang Xiaoxiao came in, people who had never seen him turned their eyes to him silently.

Many of these people were very vicious looking, Xiang Xiaoxiao was terrified to see them.

The leader coughed unintentionally, and then everyone quickly turned their eyes away, and continued to sit respectfully and obediently.

Cool fly!Xiang Xiaoxiao was immediately elated, thinking that the leader is a bit handsome today!

As the organizer, Lin Yuehua clapped his hands, "Who is that, what time is it?"

A person came over and said anxiously close to Lin Yuehua's ear: "What to do, the auspicious time has passed! The road has been delayed for too long!"

Lin Yuehua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was standing next to Lin Yuehua, so she also heard, "..."

Lin Yuehua was stunned for a second, and then quickly shouted: "The auspicious time is here! Please ask the leader and wife to pay homage!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Lin Yuehua turned sideways and winked at Xiang Xiaoxiao, then held his hand and led him to meet with the leader.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao was completely overwhelmed by the chaotic wedding ceremony and the incomprehensible master of ceremonies, and she was brought to the leader's side.

Probably because the leader was raised by the leader first, so it was supposed to be the place where the high hall sat, and only a memorial tablet was placed.

Lin Yuehua took out a cheat sheet to look at, and then began to sing the ceremony.

When Lin Yuehua yelled a bow to the high hall, the leader suddenly looked back.

As soon as he turned his head, everyone watching the ceremony, including Xiang Xiaoxiao, turned their heads—what happened?

But nothing happened, no one came, no landslides.

The leader turned around as if nothing had happened, and bowed to the high hall with Xiang Xiaoxiao.

When the second prayer came, the leader looked back again.

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but have doubts in his heart, what's the matter?

He suddenly thought, it seemed that he hadn't seen Protector Zuo since the beginning, where did he go?Such an important thing didn't come?So the person the leader is waiting for is Zuo Hufa?

...Damn, it's not that Guardian Zuo is going to start trouble later, right?

Xiang Xiaoxiao always felt that he seemed to have guessed the truth, and couldn't help being frightened.

But when the worship was over, he didn't see Guardian Zuo coming, let alone usurping the throne.

It stands to reason that after the worship, the bride will be sent to the bridal chamber, but there is no bride at the scene, so Lin Yuehua shouted happily: "After the ceremony, drink!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader took him to sit on the chairman to drink, and the hall became lively at this moment. After drinking, everyone chatted and laughed.

The leader's seat was facing away from everyone, only Xiang Xiaoxiao saw him with a bitter face.

Sigh...why did you change back to this idiot expression again, movie king, lord.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in a low voice: "Master, are you waiting for Guardian Zuo?"

The leader was shocked: "How do you know?!"

"...I don't know," Xiang Xiaoxiao said, "If you say it's not, I'll guess Elder Hua."

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "So you are really waiting for him, are you afraid?"

Leader: "I'm so scared, QAQ is about to have a bridal chamber...what should I do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him sympathetically, "Are you not prepared at all?"

Leader: "Are you ready!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "One thing, he revealed it to me."

Leader: "...help me plead!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, I won't let you die."

Leader: "QAQ thank you Xiao Xiao."

……

In this way, the two completed an inexplicably fitting conversation.

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that Guardian Zuo hadn't come yet, so there were two possibilities, one was that he hadn't left the customs, and the other was that the time of trouble was set a little later...but it would be wedding night in the bridal chamber!Fuck, come early or don't come!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was entangled, and the leader was also entangled, sitting there pretending to be cold, Xiang Xiaoxiao was pulled by Lin Yuehua to drink and toast with various altar masters and banner masters.

When it was getting late and it was time for the wedding night, the leader almost cried and took Xiang Xiaoxiao to the wedding room.

Lin Yuehua happily forced the two of them to drink a cup of wine, and she drank up the rest of the wine in one gulp, then pushed the two of them onto the bed, "Have a baby early!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Hierarch: "..."

Lin Yuehua hiccupped, "I'll go out and greet everyone, you guys go to sleep, and, the boy Ruan Xianlai asked me to bring a message, saying that the things in this box are for Madam."

After Lin Yuehua left, Xiang Xiaoxiao and the leader looked at each other for a few seconds.

Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly got up from the bed, walked to the box that Lin Yuehua had mentioned, opened it, and then closed it suddenly.

Hierarch: "What?"

"It's nothing." Xiang Xiaoxiao said expressionlessly.

It's just... unsightly!Just by taking a look at Xiang Xiaoxiao, I feel that the whole room is filled with obscenity and evil!

The leader looked at Xiang Xiaoxiao tearfully and said, "I don't want to die."

"Don't worry, you won't die." Xiang Xiaoxiao comforted him, thinking that it might be impossible to have a relationship with the leader, forget it, he is stupid enough anyway.

Then what are you going to do tonight? It's a wedding night in the bridal chamber, how about masturbating by yourself?

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while and asked, "Can you play blackjack?"

Hierarch: "??"

……

In the early morning of the next day, Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled on the bed, opened his eyes, tore off the note on his face, and found that the leader had disappeared.

"Ah... Last night Guardian Zuo didn't revolt." Xiang Xiaoxiao muttered, lying on the bed with all four limbs stretched out, ready to continue lying in anger until noon before getting up.

Right at this moment-

With a bang, the door was kicked open.

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned his head and found that the leader had kicked him away. He didn't know when he changed out of his wedding attire. He was dressed in black and his face was as cold as frost. He strode in and stood beside the bed.

For some reason, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that the chill on the leader's body was about to substantiate, and the temperature in the room seemed to drop a lot...

The more I look at it, the more I feel that the leader is weird.

The leader glanced around the room, and then said, "What about him?"

he?which he?

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him in confusion.

Seeing his bewildered face, the leader leaned over and grabbed his neck to restrain him, and with the other hand, he tore open his skirt in twos and twos.

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned pale in shock, grabbed his hand with both hands and said: "What the fuck are you doing? Hey, if you have something to say, what kind of hero is tearing someone else's clothes? Damn, didn't you say that you won't lift it yourself!"

"You are so annoying, you don't want to lift it." The leader's hand did not move, he glanced at him lightly, showing a satisfied expression, and said, "Where is the thing that Ruan Xian came to send?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader got up, looked at it, stared at the box and said, "Is it in there?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at his unfamiliar yet somewhat familiar expression, many fragments flashed through his mind quickly, and finally connected them together, shouting in horror: "It's you!!"