Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that she was so stupid!From this point of view, the leader and Zuo Hufa are very obvious at all, and it cannot be more obvious. Whether it is the conversation between Elder Hua and Zuo Hufa, the elder Liu mentioned several times, or the appearance of the leader, And all kinds of details revealed a fact, but he just didn't see the truth, and foolishly guessed that Guardian Zuo was going to usurp the throne.

It's too embarrassing... I thought I had a thorough analysis and told others.

Zuo Hufa, no, he should be called Zhao Yi now-who would have thought that the little man with a loli face is the real leader, and that silly dog ​​leader! !

Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't wait for Zhao Yi's answer, and shouted: "Damn it, your senior brother is Qing Yang, and you only have one senior brother!"

"You are a little smarter than I thought," Zhao Yi said, "I don't need to explain now, do you?"

(And readers) How stupid is Brother Xiao in my heart? !He now deeply regrets that his imagination was not rich enough at the beginning. After telling Conan's story, he didn't know how to extend it to reality. He really didn't expect Elder Liu to be so powerful. Xiang Xiaoxiao said powerlessly: "You , You still have to explain..."

Zhao Yi: "?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "How did you become smaller..."

Zhao Yi: "It's a long story, it's like this—"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Huh?"

Zhao Yi stopped after saying a word.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??"

Zhao Yi: "It takes too long to explain, let's talk about it after finishing the business."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Dear, this is not business!Is it good to have a little future? !Don't say such things with a blank face!

Zhao Yi lifted the lid of the box with his toes, looked at the contents, and commented: "General."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao got up silently, and walked out on tiptoe.

"Take another step and cut off your foot." Zhao Yi said while picking things in the box without looking back.

It's just so cool...

It's so cool that brother Xiao feels his ass is tight...

He stopped in his tracks, and said with a mournful face, "Should we cultivate our relationship first? Readers will lose points if the turning point is so fast." And he also picked and picked props, too careful. Everyone thinks you are abnormal and you will lose points. ...

Zhao Yi turned back and said: "Elder Liu said that although my body has recovered, my internal strength has not yet fully recovered. The best way is to use the intercourse technique to assist me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Then why don't you go find Duan Qingyang, I think the CP of Ghost Animal Attack X Loyal Dog Shou is quite cute."

Although Zhao Yi couldn't understand the second half of the sentence, he could understand the first half, and said with a cold look: "Don't worry, I will find him, but not now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Help, Master...No, bah, brother, take care of yourself...Based on cheating Brother Xiao with Zhao Kenan, Brother Xiao has no desire to save people now.

Zhao Yi took out a package from the box, Xiang Xiaoxiao identified it, it seemed to be a diamond wedge...

Xiang Xiaoxiao became inexplicably excited, "Do you want to use this?"

Zhao Yi threw it on the ground in disdain, "Pick it out and throw it away."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi didn't even lift his eyelids, and asked, "Where's Pang Jiang?"

"Xiao Ruan gave me a bottle...I filled it..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said tremblingly, "Do you want to eat it..."

"How to eat it before it's used as medicine, and it doesn't have much effect on me. I'll teach you another way to use Pang Jiang."

Zhao Yi said lightly: "Take it out." Xiang Xiaoxiao really didn't want to take it out.

But Zhao Yi didn't see any movement from him for two seconds, so he looked at him coldly. Originally, Xiang Xiaoxiao's face, which was so silly that most of the time in his memory, was suddenly so cold, and he couldn't get used to it, but he had to admit This expression is more suitable for Zhao Yi's face...

Xiang Xiaoxiao's legs were weak from the sight.

Zhao Yi: "Is it still not moving?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao stammered and said: "You said... just take one more step and cut off my leg..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Zhao Yi: "...you can go now."

Xiang Xiaoxiao walked to the cabinet with extreme aggrievedness, reached in and fumbled for a while, then took out a porcelain bottle and put it in Zhao Yi's hand.

Zhao Yi took a silver bowl and a jade bowl out of the box, poured Pang Jiang out and put them in, the two bowls were closed together, and the sound of "Pang Jiang" and "Pang Jiang" came out faintly from the bowl , actually changed the tune!

Xiang Xiaoxiao listened carefully in shock, and found that the sound came from the bowl, as if it was far away in the sky, and also seemed to be close to the ear, but...but no matter how you listened to it, it was no longer called "Pang Jiang Pang Jiang", but a hazy sound. Dim, misty and sensational——

Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, "Five tones?" It's too jb. Ruan Xianlai once told him that women can make five sounds during intercourse, which are called five tones, which are Xuxi, panting, tired, mourning, 吙 and gnawing. , according to these five voices, you can know what state the other party is in and what they want...

But this voice should be called by a girl!It's a girl!

Why is it a bug!This is unscientific, right? !

And what's worse... Hearing Pang Jiang's fake yelling, Xiang Xiaoxiao felt as if he was coming too...

This is wrong, it's too wrong, Brother Xiao is clearly only interested in men.

Xiang Xiaoxiao watched helplessly again as Zhao Yi lit the room with incense and stuffed sand into the pillow, and the atmosphere in the room became extremely ambiguous for a while.

This time Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that her legs were weak...not because she was frightened, but because her legs were really weak.

With a "slap", he fell to the ground, "..."

Zhao Yi glanced at him.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...can you give me a hand?" The legs are a bit like noodles...

Zhao Yi came over, stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao's belt, slipped him onto the bed, thought for a while and said: "You're quite short."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said frantically, "I'm from the south!"

Zhao Yi: "If you are short, don't pull the whole southerner on your back."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

I swear to God that this is not a map gun...

It is clear that Zhao Yi is shameful, avenging the former Xiang Xiaoxiao for playing with his height!I have never seen such a small-minded Gong!

Zhao Yi glanced at him up and down, "Take off your clothes."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Seeing that he didn't take off his clothes, Zhao Yi didn't speak, but just looked at him with a half-smile.

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao began to pull his belt without saying a word, oh my god, Zhao Yi's expression is so scary!In the next second, you can tear off your clothes and have a sense of sight!

Xiang Xiaoxiao took off her wedding clothes, leaving only the obscene clothes and trousers, she held her head and said, "Then what kind of fusion of soul and flesh should we wait for us to get acquainted with each other before we start?"

"Since we've already been married, it's okay to mingle first and then get acquainted." Zhao Yi's answer had the air of a standard feudal society's blind marriage, and Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help complaining about the outdated way to get married first and then fall in love!

So Xiang Xiaoxiao could only say dumbly: "I'm worshiping with your senior brother..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Zhao Yi felt as if his G-spot was hit by his words. He reached out and took out a pill from his waist. Without saying anything, he directly stuffed it into Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth, pressing against his chin to force him to swallow the pill.

"Cough cough...cough!" Xiang Xiaoxiao coughed and asked, "What is this?"

Zhao Yi: "Elder Liu studied Shengzi Pill."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi: "If you die, you probably won't die. It depends on whether you can give birth to a cub."

"Give birth to Xiang Wangba, do you want me to give birth to you?" Xiang Xiaoxiao said madly, it's over, it is said that none of the medicines developed by Liu Changlao have the effect he wanted. Of course this medicine is not good for giving birth, but... But he is entangled What other effects will it be!The curious twin dogs really want to die now!

Zhao Yi said calmly: "No. Ugly."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Before Xiang Xiaoxiao had finished vomiting about the son-in-law pill, Zhao Yi had already pushed himself onto the bed, twisted and pulled his index finger and middle finger lightly, and seemed powerless to tear the entire right half of Xiang Xiaoxiao's obscene pants. It was torn off, and then he pushed aside the cover on the right, Xiang Xiaoxiao's lower body was undoubtedly exposed.

This move was a bit sudden, Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly felt a chill in his crotch, almost peeing in fear, he retreated again and again, and put his legs together.

He shrank a little, and Zhao Yi went in a little.

"I, damn it, Zhao Yi, your soap fell off!" Xiang Xiaoxiao closed his eyes and shouted.

Zhao Yi's icy breath stayed above his face, "What's the meaning of the soap falling off?" He said while leaning close to Xiang Xiaoxiao, sniffing his cheeks a few times like a wild animal.

The itchy touch made Xiang Xiaoxiao tremble. He obviously didn't move, but for some reason, he almost didn't cry out, and his heart beat a few beats faster, which was very strange.

One of Zhao Yi's hands was originally on his shoulder, but now he was touching down through a layer of light material. It was not a very provocative way to touch, but he just went down, and then lifted the sleeve up a little, stuck. Just hold his wrist.

But I don't know if it's because of the eyes being closed, but Xiang Xiaoxiao feels this movement, it's unexpected that it makes people's heart tingle.

Xiang Xiaoxiao opened his eyes carefully, and Zhao Yi's face was only three finger widths away from him. From this distance, he could see that his pupils were a little pale. No wonder he looked so cool when he looked at people with disdain.

Under such circumstances, Xiang Xiaoxiao was almost completely fascinated by the beauty, and involuntarily stretched out his hands to touch Zhao Yi's waist and abdomen -- what he touched was the tight and firm abdominal muscles.

Terrible, do you think Zhao Yi really looked like that when he was young?His body is delicate and soft, a day ago his waist was still too soft, considering that Xiang Xiaoxiao hugged him twice by accident, it is really a good example to overthrow - completely opposite to now.

If it was really what he looked like when he was a child, then this growth method is definitely a bit wrong!

On the other hand, Zhao Yi smiled lightly, flipped his wrist, and took out a book of erotic pictures out of nowhere, glanced at it, then threw it away, and touched Xiang Xiaoxiao's back very directly with his fingers.

Xiang Xiaoxiao almost didn't jump up - he felt that Zhao Yi was about to penetrate, "Don't move! I will hurt!"

"...You are not a woman." Zhao Yi acted as if he didn't understand that it's okay for a woman to go to bed, but why a man also hurts when he goes to bed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't complain anymore, so she could only say: "No, it's just that I'm so weak that I'm especially afraid of pain."

"...Oh, you're usually good at beating, aren't you?" Zhao Yi looked at him for a second, then stretched out his hand and patted him on the body.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." May I ask where did you get the beating... Didn't you vomit blood every three days?

I don't know if it's an illusion or a psychological effect—probably not—Xiang Xiaoxiao always feels that not only his legs are weak, but his limbs are also weak, and even a certain part of his back is also weak.

In this case, Zhao Yi's fingers entered his body smoothly.

"...I think the weather is not good today, and I committed a seven-injury QAQ." Xiang Xiaoxiao felt a little dangerous, but he couldn't catch where, so he could only comfort himself with the discomfort of a foreign object entering behind him, and then started powerlessly in a panic. struggle.

Zhao Yi ignored his words and played with his own, opening and lubricating with one hand, and stripping off his clothes with the other hand, but it is worth mentioning that Zhao Yi's clothes are still quite neat up to now.

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but pick up his lapel with his hands, and tidied and closed it for him after halfway through it.

Zhao Yi: "??"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Looking at her figure, I feel like burning."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Hearing this, he simply took off his upper garment, revealing a naked upper body with extremely smooth lines that made people drool.

At this time, Xiang Xiaoxiao also understood that the arrow had to be fired—in fact, he himself had hardened himself, there was no way, there should not be too many artificial assistance in this room, and the atmosphere should not be too good.

And Zhao Yi gave Xiang Xiaoxiao a feeling that he seemed to be watching the tutorial just before doing it, but when he acted, his movements were extremely precise and fast, without any unnecessary movements.Or say whatever you want, for example, if you see Xiang Xiaoxiao upset, you can cover his face, if you want to see it after a while, you can reveal his face, if you are in a good mood, you can take another bite, if you think he is talkative, you can slap your face, whatever... Haven't had a bad time.

On the other hand, Xiang Xiaoxiao is also sure about the previously mentioned "big weapon is good for life", Zhao Yi is not sure whether he can live well, but the weapon must be big enough...

Xiang Xiaoxiao was directly overwhelmed by the sun, and couldn't help regretting what he did back then, which made Zhao Yi's actions so fierce that he wanted to engrave a word on him: revenge.

More importantly...

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the sky, "I'll fuck you! What kind of props did you use! I don't believe you have the durability! This! What! Long!" No wonder he sensed the danger before breath!So it is!

Zhao Yi leaned over, a drop of sweat rolled down from his chin, and hit Xiang Xiaoxiao's chest, his breathing became a little messy, Xiang Xiaoxiao almost got a nosebleed, and said disdainfully: "Then you can try a few more times. "

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

It's terrible, facing such eyes, Brother Xiao felt that his M-shaking emotions were about to arise spontaneously, and he had to stop this emotion!

Xiao Ruan, help...