Our leader is overdone

Not to mention that Zhao Yi and Elder Liu were delusional about something about Miss Shengjiao, Xiang Xiaoxiao was preparing to ask Elder Hua some questions while grilling rice, but he forgot that he is also a father now, Feng Qi is fine, eat He looks good when he eats, but Fengju is not good enough, and he can't hold the chopsticks very well.

Seeing Xiang Xiaoxiao biting his chopsticks, he said: "Elder Hua, did you really find 'two' talented brothers here? Why do I see that the second brother's hands and feet are not very agile?"

Elder Hua glanced at him, "Although he is not as good as his brother, he is also dozens of times stronger than his wife. Now it's just that I don't think enough."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

But Zhao Yi said dissatisfied: "Why are you biting your chopsticks so stupid, just watching Feng Ju eat like this?"

A banner owner said flatteringly: "The villain is willing to do his best."

Zhao Yi didn't lift his eyes: "Get lost."

The banner owner said swiftly, "Yes."

Then he really "get out" out.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Your mother really doesn't wink, she deserves it.

Xiang Xiaoxiao knew that Zhao Yi probably wanted him to feed Fengju. In fact, Xiang Xiaoxiao liked Fengju quite a lot. Unfortunately, not only did he often keep dead pets, but he was also not very good at raising children. You can tell a little if you can't stop talking in front of a child.

He is absolutely unable to do the patient and meticulous work of feeding children.

So Xiang Xiaoxiao could only look blank for a while, he said to Feng Qi: "Big baby, feed your brother."

Zhao Yi said unhappily: "Will you die if you do it yourself?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I won't die, Feng Ju will die!"

Zhao Yi: "..."

Feng Qi was assigned such a task by his father, bit his chopsticks, and said to his younger brother with a pleasant face, "Don't eat it."

Feng Ju: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Fengju's eyes turned red, "Hungry."

Feng Qi turned his head, walked around the long table, and said to someone: "Come and feed my brother."

The man was taken aback, looked at Zhao Yi's expression quietly, immediately put down the bowl and chopsticks without complaint and said: "Yes, young master."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said in his heart, hey, the big baby is really awesome, and it will definitely be cool in the future, where did Elder Hua find it!

This solved the second child's problem of eating, so Xiang Xiaoxiao calmly called Elder Hua, "Elder, you talked a lot less after you came back."

Elder Hua said slowly: "Ma'am, you talk too much, you can't even stop eating."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a grin: "You can eat an extra bowl while talking to the beauty."

Zhao Yi looked over tentatively.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said without turning his head: "Look at the teacher can eat three more bowls."

The cold breath disappeared.

Elder Hua still spoke slowly, "Oh, really."

Xiang Xiaoxiao sensed something was wrong, and boldly guessed: "Elder Hua, why do you seem a little weak, could it be that you were injured?"

Elder Hua didn't have the intention to hide it, he admitted it, and said, "That's right."

Xiang Xiaoxiao frowned, "How could you get hurt? I remember you didn't go to someone's house to snatch the child...or you really went to the other person's house to snatch the child if you couldn't find the orphan brother..."

Elder Hua squinted and said, "Of course not."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Then how did you get injured?"

"It's also related to the two young masters." Elder Hua glanced at the two children, "I was injured when I robbed them with the people from Zhengqi Pavilion."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Wait, what kind of sect is this new one? Is it a new sworn enemy?"

Elder Hua briefly introduced, "It's a white one."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said in horror: "...Damn it, what happened, are you robbing someone else's disciple?"

Elder Hua said confidently: "I haven't apprenticed yet, everyone depends on their own abilities. Besides, do you think the two young masters are suitable to go there?"

Although I don't know what kind of sect Zhengqi Pavilion is... but if it is Baidao, Xiang Xiaoxiao silently took a look at Feng Qi, whether it is preconceived or something, he thinks Feng Qi seems to be more suitable here.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Okay...then how did my sons live before?"

Elder Hua rubbed his chin, "It seems that they are living in a distant relative's house. Their parents died early. The relatives who adopted them seem to have some friendship with the disciples of the Zhengqi Pavilion. I passed by there and saw the people from the Zhengqi Pavilion. , I was in a bad mood, and I thought about killing one or two, but who knew that I found the two young masters. At that time, the idiots in the Zhengqi Pavilion were lobbying them to become teachers, so I was one step ahead of them."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi also said very unreasonably: "My apprentice went to a place like Zhengqi Pavilion, it was a waste of money."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." In fact, none of you have ever asked other people's children's wishes!Maybe the eldest child and the second child suppressed their grief and anger and called you master!Xiang Xiaoxiao silently shifted her eyes to Feng Qi, and the Holy Mother said, "Feng Qi, do you miss your original home?"

"I don't want to," Feng Qi replied quickly, "It's not interesting, I think Master is very good, and you are also... not bad."

Hey, what's the matter with the last one that was nice and a little bit reluctant!Xiang Xiaoxiao suppressed the urge to complain about a child, and said: "Did the relatives who adopted you treat you badly? Did they abuse you...!" He immediately imagined a lot of plots.

Feng Qi said inexplicably: "No, I said it, it's just boring."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao turned to Fengju, "What about the second baby? Is life interesting?"

Feng Ju said blankly: "Who is Erwa, how do I know if his life is interesting or not?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Feng Qi said lightly: "It's you."

"Oh..." Feng Ju couldn't remember it, then he stared and thought for a while, "No, it's not a good life."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Why?"

Feng Ju said aggrievedly: "I always thought I was naughty..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao asked puzzled: "Where are you being naughty?"

Feng Qi smiled and said, "I framed him."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao quickly patted him on the shoulder and said: "Tiansheng Shengjiao is a good son, congratulations to you and your biological father... No, your biological master is reunited. I wronged you to stay in someone else's house a few years ago."

Zhao Yi also said with satisfaction: "I also feel that Feng Qi and I are very close to each other, and I have a hunch that he will inherit my mantle."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Where is Fengju?"

Zhao Yi looked at Feng Ju, hesitated for a moment, "Three points... half of the fate."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Fuck your sister!Half of you are a big-headed ghost!

He became more and more suspicious that Feng Qi was actually planted by Zhao Yi at the foot of the mountain before. Damn, isn't this really his own?

Elder Hua also slowly said: "The subordinates also feel that the young master has the style of the leader at first glance, so they took it back. Speaking of it, the young master and the leader are also somewhat similar when they were young."

Xiang Xiaoxiao laughed out loud, and blurted out: "You flatter me too much, didn't Zhao Yi look like a girl when he was young?"

Zhao Yi: "..."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao's embarrassing remedy: "Ahaha, I mean, the leader looks colder than Feng Qi, but Feng Qi will definitely be a handsome guy when he grows up! Feng Qi eats more, how handsome he is, recruiting girls like."

Feng Qi said leisurely: "Didn't Dad like to eat when he was young?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Feng Qi: "Otherwise, why aren't you with a girl now?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao yelled wildly in her heart, you child knows how to knit!What's wrong with not being with girls at such a young age, he said angrily: "That's because your father eats too much and I'm too handsome."

Zhao Yi: "What did you look like when you were young?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, "It's quite similar to now."

"Really?" Zhao Yi looked at him, as if imagining what this face would look like when it was young.

Even if you are beaten, you have to say it... The curious twin dogs couldn't help it anymore, and asked, "Master, what happened during your growth that made you change from that to this?" Damn, you The way the facial features are opened is wrong!

Zhao Yi said expressionlessly: "What?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "It's just...you understand."

Zhao Yi: "Hehe, I don't understand."

Zhao Yi smiled, laughing so that Xiang Xiaoxiao panicked, and quickly said: "It's nothing, it's nothing, I didn't say anything."

"You already said it," Zhao Yi said coldly, "I will remember it."

Your mother!What is there to remember!

Xiang Xiaoxiao tactfully changed the subject, "But how did Elder Hua know what you looked like when you were young!"

Zhao Yi: "She naturally knows that Elder Hua watched me grow up."

Elder Hua also smiled slightly, "When the leader was young, I helped the leader take a bath."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Help...then you threw someone out last time!Did you vomit blood all over?Outrageous!

Elder Hua touched his fair and tender face, "Seeing that the leader and Qing Yang are both so old, the subordinates are also getting old."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dumbly: "I'm sorry, although it may be a bit late to ask this question now, but you also know that I am not from here. May I ask how long the average life expectancy of people here is?"

Don't tell him that the average lifespan in another world is two to three hundred...

Zhao Yi: "I know what you're thinking, Elder Hua just has a good face."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with difficulty: "No wonder the elders call you the boss..." It seems that Elder Hua not only has a high status and high strength, but also his age...

Elder Hua glanced at him and said sarcastically, "Then I hope Madam can respect the old and love the young when she knows my age."

...This is impossible!Not to mention that you don't have the slightest senility, people can't treat you as an old lady, your behavior is not kind and kind at all, and you are the mother-in-law type at all, Brother Xiao absolutely doesn't want to respect you!

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that if he agreed, Elder Hua might use this excuse to mock him in the future—he might not dare to do it now, so he put on a hooligan face and said, "Are you kidding me, I'm the least qualified. Beating the old woman and kicking the brat, the last time a brat dared to grab a lollipop from me, I took off my pants and humiliated me."

Elder Hua: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao took advantage of the victory and pursued, "But since you are loyal to the leader and very experienced, taking care of the children will trouble you."

Brother Xiao hates reading the most, and he doesn't know martial arts. He will definitely not teach his son homework. Seeing that Zhao Yi admires his son, he must be raised by the leader himself. He is useless in daily life. Now he knows who he should hand it over to - ready-made My nanny, Elder Hua.

Elder Hua's face turned green, "I'm afraid I won't be able to spare time for my subordinates who are busy with academic affairs."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "No matter how busy you are, is the leader as busy as you?"

Elder Hua: "Yes."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elder Hua: "The Hierarch only decides on important matters, and the Hierarch got newly married recently, and the matter is all on the guardians and me. Ma'am, can you be more mature! For the sake of the Holy Cult, and for the Hierarch!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The more Elder Hua said, the more energetic he became, "When the leader and his wife were promiscuous in the daytime, the subordinates were running around to grab your sons, the left protector was handling the school affairs, and the right protector was arranging the marriage. I don’t want to bring it anymore, should I push it to my subordinates, can you spare some time to have fun with the leader every night?”

She was chattering with grief and indignation on her face, and Xiang Xiaoxiao's throat choked when she heard it: Damn!

"Speaking of which," Zhao Yi crossed his hands against his chin, and said calmly, "The erotic palaces presented by Ruan Xianlai are too few. Elder Hua will find more for me. I want to have fun with my wife every night."

Elder Hua replied without hesitation: "Don't worry, the leader, the little devil surnamed Ruan must be hiding something. I know he has famous books such as "Retire Food and Leisurely Banquet", "The Mechanism of Fengyue", "Secret Book of Mandarin Duck" and so on. No, I took the time to grab it, and then sent an order to various sub-forums to find some good ones for the leader."

"En." Zhao Yi responded nonchalantly, as if what they were talking about in front of the children at the dinner table were just trivial matters.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."