Our leader is overdone

I have to say that although Elder Hua is a bit cruel, his ability to handle affairs is really nothing to say. It was only half a day before she accepted Zhao Yi's errand, and she knocked on the door with a bunch of brochures.

Zhao Yi was teaching Feng Qi and Feng Ju the basic internal skills in the room, and Xiang Xiaoxiao was staring at him boredly, so when Elder Hua knocked on the door, he happily ran to open the door, but when he opened the door, he saw Elder Hua, The excited face immediately collapsed, "Elder Hua, what's the matter?"

Elder Hua gestured for him to take a large stack of books in his hand with his eyes, Xiang Xiaoxiao took it over, flipped it over and closed it immediately, looked back at Feng Qi and Feng Ju with a guilty conscience, it was terrible, so he brought the erotic pictures, Xiao The child is still there.

"Since the leader is busy, it's the same to leave this to the lady. If you bother to turn it over to the leader, the subordinate will leave first." Elder Hua looked very busy and had no time to mock Xiang Xiaoxiao, but before she turned around, Xiang Xiaoxiao listened. Ruan Xianlai's voice came from outside, "Don't—"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao poked his head out to look, and found that Ruan Xianlai came over panting all the way with his lightness kung fu, his eyes burst into tears, he lost his usual composure that was different from his age, but he shouted heartbroken: "Don't do this , Elder Hua, return my book to me! Return it to me!!”

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He remembered that Elder Hua seemed to have said that he wanted to snatch something that Ruan Xianlai treasured... the kind whose name sounds very precious. It seems that the erotic palace in his hand is still hot, and it was just snatched from Ruan Xianlai. .

Ruan Xianlai finally rushed in front of them, bending over and gasping for breath.

Xiang Xiaoxiao closed the door softly, afraid of disturbing the two children's study, looked at Ruan Xian proudly and said: "I told you that you always refused to offer up good things, so now it will be in my hands."

Ruan Xianlai resentfully said: "Giving these things to Madam is a waste of money..."

"..." Well, although what he said was the truth, Xiang Xiaoxiao was still very upset, and said, "I am willing, anyway, the things are mine now."

Ruan Xianlai knelt down with a "plop" and hugged Elder Hua's thigh, "Hua! Chang! Old! Please, please, give me back my things! QAQ, don't be so cruel!"

Elder Hua kicked him away, and said coldly: "You have been obsessed with lewdness since you were young, how did your master teach you, tell you, not only these things, I will search yours thoroughly tomorrow, what should be confiscated None of them were taken away."

Ruan Xianlai rolled his eyes and almost fainted.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a grin: "Mr. Ruan, I didn't expect you to be so fragile."

Elder Hua said impatiently: "I still have something to do. Since the things have been given to Madam, they belong to him. There is nothing you can do if you ask for it. That's it, I'm leaving."

She turned the misfortune on Xiang Xiaoxiao, then turned away, leaving Xiang Xiaoxiao alone to face Ruan Xianlai's gloomy gaze.

"...Uh." Xiang Xiaoxiao took a step back, but bumped into the door.

Ruan Xianlai's gaze was really terrifying!Too resentful!If the resentment had any substance, it would flow out of his eyes now, Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered at seeing it, wishing he could summon Xiang Wangba and stare at him.

"What do you want to do?" Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him vigilantly, and tightly held the erotic picture in his hand.

Although he doesn't particularly care about these things, but this is from Ruan Xian!It's still a good thing from Ruan Xian!As a person who has been fooled by him twice, Xiang Xiaoxiao absolutely does not want to return the things, but now Ruan Xian looks like he is going to grab it, which makes him a little worried...

This blue-headed Gu hasn't noticed the master's panic yet, and hasn't come out yet!

Otherwise, should I call Zhao Yi...

"Give it back to me..." Ruan Xian approached like a ghost.

"...Damn it!" Xiang Xiaoxiao pressed against the door in horror.

Suddenly!

The door is open!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was caught off guard, fell back with an "ah", and threw the album in his hand into the air.

Ruan Xianlai's eyes lit up, and he reached out to snatch it.

At this moment, the person who opened the door - Zhao Yi unhurriedly stretched out his hand to catch Xiang Xiaoxiao, and at the same time pulled out his body on the ground. Ruan Xianlai couldn't see how he moved, and he had already grabbed all the scattered albums one by one. Into the hand, and then landed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao stood up straight with lingering fear, "Damn..."

Did you open the door suddenly to scare Brother Xiao to death?

When Ruan Xian came to see Zhao Yi and the album in his hand, he almost cried...

He knelt down on one knee and said resentfully: "This subordinate sees the leader."

Zhao Yi didn't even look at him, but reached out and flipped through the erotic pictures in his hand, and said, "You sent these?"

"..." Ruan Xianlai opened his mouth, looking as if he wanted to get back the things, but closed his mouth in fear, not daring to speak.

Xiang Xiaoxiao laughed and said: "It was sent by Elder Hua, Xiao Ruan is very reluctant."

Zhao Yi turned back calmly, "Feng Qi, Feng Ju."

The two children walked over obediently.

Then Zhao Yi threw it out one by one, and threw it on Ruan Xianlai, throwing him on the ground, "This uncle will play with you for a while, Master has something to do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

Ruan Xianlai said in pain: "Master! This subordinate will not take care of children!"

Zhao Yi simply closed the door, "Go away and play."

Ruan Xianlai: "..."

"..." The corners of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "Just treat your son like this, let them play with Ruan Xian, and you won't be afraid that they will be taught badly by Ruan Xian!" Can't compare to what Zhao Yi taught...

"Annoying." Zhao Yi just said one word, and then threw Xiang Xiaoxiao on the bed.

Xiang Xiaoxiao fell on the bed, rolled in a circle, and sat up, "Hey, hey, you want to prostitute yourself during the day."

Zhao Yi also stepped onto the bed, not at all ashamed, but picked up a erotic picture and opened it, chose a pose, showed it to Xiang Xiaoxiao, and said, "This one."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Others choose diamond rings, cakes and dresses before getting married, but here are erotic pictures after marriage!

But Zhao Yi's purpose is obviously more than that, he said to Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I'll teach you the mental method, you have to remember to do it when you have sex."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Huh? What?"

Zhao Yi: "Hold it with the left hand, think about the dantian, there is red energy in the middle, yellow inside and white outside, turning into the sun and the moon—"

After reading the beginning, Xiang Xiaoxiao interrupted, "Damn it, how do I do this! I don't read much and am uneducated, please explain to me?"

Zhao Yi was silent for a while, looked at him with a "so stupid" look, and then explained word by word, probably imagining that there are sun and moon in the body, and they are in the body of the two as the sex progresses according to the route. Run, fusion and separate fusion and separate so repeatedly to complete several cycles until the end.

This is...too abstract...

Xiang Xiaoxiao was speechless, even if he explained it to him, it would be very difficult to do!Disaster!ah!

Zhao Yi said with a blank face: "I know, it is difficult to do it according to your IQ."

Xiang Xiaoxiao burst into tears, "Then can I stop doing it..."

Zhao Yi quickly replied: "So just do it a few more times, and you will understand it naturally."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi stretched out his hand to pull his clothes, Xiang Xiaoxiao thought that he hadn't recovered from yesterday, wouldn't it be too much to come again now, he quickly grabbed his hand, and said earnestly: "No way!"

"..." Zhao Yi: "Oh, why."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said solemnly: "Didn't I take Elder Liu's Birth Pill, that is to say, I might get pregnant at any time now, so look what it is!"

Zhao Yi followed his hand and saw that it was a candle.

Yes, it was getting dark, and the room was lit with candles.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said long-windedly: "Mr. Ruan said that the child conceived by intercourse under the light will die from trauma."

Zhao Yi quickly retorted: "Impossible, nonsense."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shuddered: "...really." He reached out and turned out his class notes, and found that one, "Look, here, it is said in "San Jing", 'Burning candles to combine yin and yang, A child will be wounded to death.'”

"..." Zhao Yi was silent for a moment, stretched out his hand and flicked the candle, and the candle went out.

……

"Wait! Still can't do it!" Xiang Xiaoxiao followed the dim sky and turned over a few more pages in the notes, "The five views are not suitable for pregnancy! The fifth view is worry and panic. I was frightened by you and Ruan Xianlai just now. Now If you get pregnant after intercourse, you will definitely give birth to a mentally handicapped child!"

Zhao Yi: "..."

Zhao Yi flipped through the notebook with a sullen face.

Xiang Xiaoxiao and Ruan Xian came to attend so many zakats, and almost all of them took notes such as five views and three taboos, and the content was cumbersomely listing various situations that are not suitable for intercourse.

Zhao Yi's face turned black after turning over.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said tentatively: "It stands to reason that I shouldn't have had sex yesterday, and I was even more frightened yesterday... and drank too much alcohol, so the life of a cub must be short."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him expectantly, then was overturned by Zhao Yi, gritted his teeth and said: "It's so annoying!"

"...Hey! Hey! Can you obey the rules!" Xiang Xiaoxiao shouted.

Zhao Yi knocked him on the head, "See how I can trick you again!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt that his trousers were ripped off, and he didn't have the energy to shout anymore, so he had to calm down, thinking that this note was probably for nothing!

Zhao Yi warned him to remember what he said and try his best, and then made Xiang Xiaoxiao kneel and have sex in a "Bai Hu Teng" style.

Xiang Xiaoxiao wanted to complain, but Zhao Yi covered her mouth in advance.

He said "Oh" a few times, but he didn't say a word. He was depressed, and Zhao Yi dipped his fingers in the lubricant he didn't know when he got it and pushed it into the back, and he couldn't help but let out a muffled snort.

Zhao Yi's finger pumped inside a few times, the lubricating thing was very watery, and just a few times, there were some sounds, and the room was quiet, which was especially obvious, even a shameless person like Xiang Xiaoxiao heard it, Both blushed a little.

Zhao Yi wasn't patient enough, so after a few pumps, he whispered in Xiang Xiaoxiao's ear: "The sun and the moon will capture each other." Then his lower body sank up to the roots.

"...!" The corners of Xiang Xiaoxiao's eyes were moist. Although they were lubricated, they wouldn't be hurt, but the foreplay was insufficient, and this time he could bear it, and the feeling of fullness filled the back.

Zhao Yi guided him in a low voice, "Hold your breath deeply and don't go in or out, but swallow slowly up and down..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao forcefully said "Mmm" a few times, signaling him to let go of his hand.

Zhao Yi slowly let go of his hand.

Xiang Xiaoxiao gasped and said, "Damn it, I don't understand..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

He silently extended his hand to Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth again...

Xiang Xiaoxiao turned her head quickly, gasping for breath, "Don't, I won't say...!" When he said the last word, he was pushed hard suddenly, almost breaking his voice.

Zhao Yi held his hips with his hands, and his movements changed from slow to intense before, and at the same time he was a little distressed. As expected, this idiot did not remember how to capture the sun and the moon. Fortunately, he had already been mentally prepared, otherwise You have to be discouraged.

Xiang Xiaoxiao completely forgot Zhao Yi's previous instructions, and felt uncomfortable lying on her stomach, so she insisted on turning around, restraining her feet, crossing her legs and lifting her body, changing to a frontal position, and sticking close together.

Zhao Yi reluctantly took the time to flip through the picture below, learned a new posture, then adjusted the movements of the two of them, and returned to the battlefield.

He lowered his head and kissed Xiang Xiaoxiao, opened his mouth and put his lips in his mouth, and felt that the other party's tongue was smooth and slippery, this was obviously a motive, so he performed six or nine tricks, deep and shallow.

Although he didn't cover Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth this time, he didn't have time, let alone think about it, to complain. He didn't know whether to pinch Zhao Yi's flesh or tear the bed sheet.

Zhao Yi smiled a little and said in a low voice, "I'll take you somewhere tonight."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him in a daze, not realizing what he said at all.