Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao can assure you that the young man's expression does not seem to be joking, he even started to fumble for the knife.

Guardian Zuo wrinkled his old face to persuade him, but Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't see any movement in his hands to stop him, let alone Elder Hua, who just danced to celebrate. Platinum.

Just when Xiang Xiaoxiao was feeling a little desperate, it was the leader who yelled, rushed forward and hugged the young man, "Wait a minute, Junior Brother——"

The boy said patiently, "What are you doing?"

The leader faltered and said: "It's fine to cut off the leg, in case he is really the wife of the leader..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao burst into tears, "Yes, yes, Master, whether it is tolerable or unbearable, someone wants to kill your wife."

The boy gouged him out.

Elder Hua chuckled, "Just because you are the wife of the leader, you should... lead by example and prove your innocence. If you are unwilling, who will believe you, you deserve to have your legs chopped off."

The leader said urgently: "What do you know, junior brother, junior brother! How can you have sex without legs!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

juvenile:"……"

Elder Hua's face seemed to be smashed by Nokia, and he finally let out a long breath, "That's right, Master."

The boy went to grab Xiang Xiaoxiao's face with a dark face.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Ouch, oh--"

Boy: "Sex with him?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said vaguely: "Why do you look down on people?"

The boy patted the other half of his face with the other hand. "Also, say, you, no, break, sleeve."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn, in your heart Brother Xiao is a perverted gay guy who kidnapped your teacher and senior brother, right?Mom is young and has a small heart, how dare she treat Brother Xiao like a dog.

Xiang Xiaoxiao broke his hand away, "Ha, hahaha, how come, I just want to be good brothers with your leader, and build a better one together... What is our religion called?"

juvenile:"……"

Leader: "Well said! Let's follow the holy religion."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "That's right, that's right, it's to build a bigger and better Fengsheng Church. Let's set up these three five-year plans to strive for common development and progress of the whole church.

The leader said with tears in his eyes, "Madam really has a heart!"

The other three looked at the leader: "..."

Hierarch: "..."

juvenile:"……"

Hierarch: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??"

Boy: "Good brother?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao smiled dryly: "Haha...hahaha..." Brother Xiao comforted himself in his heart, it's okay, it's impossible to know what a good brother means...

Boy: "You deserve it too?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "!!!"

Leader: "...! This!"

The young man said blankly, "Do you deserve it?"

The leader hesitated for a moment and looked at Xiang Xiaoxiao.

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked back at him sincerely.

The leader sighed, "Although I admire you very much, to be honest, you are not worthy of the leader!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

==Convex!

Damn, it's embarrassing to say that.

Elder Hua said arrogantly: "You don't have to be unconvinced, our leader is a genius who is rare in a hundred years, and it is not impossible to become a Gu king."

Leader: "That's right!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Spit up!Shut up, idiot!Those who boast are dragged out and burned to death!

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What's the use of Gu King..."

Elder Hua: "As the name suggests, this is the king of Gu, capable of repelling thousands of Gu and ten thousand poisons..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao hurriedly said: "I can do this too, right? Does the trick I stepped on your bug just now count?"

Elder Hua sneered, just about to teach him a lesson, his eyes suddenly changed, and he said thoughtfully: "Master, can it be said that after having sex with this idiot, the time to practice Gu King can be advanced?"

Guardian Zuo's eyes lit up, "This speculation makes sense!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What's the point, it's not scientific at all..."

The boy folded his arms and said indifferently: "I have thought of it a long time ago."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: ... an afterthought?

Boy: "If it's just sex, why would the patriarch ask for marriage?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao blurted out: "You must be sick." A person who is not sick will definitely not create such a stupid teaching and come up with such a stupid prophecy.

The leader nodded slowly, "Yes..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "??"

Leader: "I think Patriarch is indeed sick."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: Alive!Live unworthy descendants!That patriarch, may I ask if you are crying under the Nine Springs now!

The boy glared at the leader, "Don't say it in front of outsiders!"

Leader: "Ah, I'm sorry, Junior Brother, I understand!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

...Looking at the expressions of Guardian Zuo and Elder Hua, there is no difference at all, the patriarch of this sect is really sick... -_-|||Maybe these people can be his disciples and grandchildren, and their nerves are not very normal... ...simply!This speculation is gone!That's why it is said that a mental patient has a wide range of ideas, especially the leader, who is indeed a rare talent (shen) (jing) once in a hundred years, no wonder he can sit on the position of leader!

There is also the leader's younger brother, that loli face with unbelievable strength, and his thinking logic is also very strange, Xiang Xiaoxiao thinks that if he is not young, the position of leader might be his!

The young man said coldly, "What are you thinking again?"

"Ah...hahaha," Xiang Xiaoxiao said in his heart that brother Xiao is not jealous, come on, brother Xiao believes that he has the strength to integrate into you, "I was thinking, maybe our patriarch left and ordered me to be honored If you want to become a member of the church, do you really want me to lead everyone to make progress together?"

The leader said quietly: "This is the job of the leader..."

Oh, a fool is not stupid at home.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said hahaha: "Working also pays attention to the division of labor and cooperation. You see, there are some things that the leader can't do, right? This... What is this position?" He pointed at the young man.

Everyone looked at each other.

The young man said calmly, "Left Guardian."

Under the leader, except for the elders who need certain qualifications, the left and right Dharma protectors are the most powerful. Although there is no difference on the surface, in fact, the left is usually respected. The unspoken rule is that the left Dharma protector is more capable than the right Dharma protector. Even more trusted by the leader.

But in this way...

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the middle-aged man, "...the relationship in your church is a little messy."

The middle-aged uncle who was originally the Zuo protector but now seems to be not the Zuo protector and does not know who he is: "... TT!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao hesitated for a moment, then his eyes lit up, "Ah! I see, could it be that your surname is Zuo, uncle?"

Guardian Zuo: "...?!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said complacently: "I figured it out, although you are the right protector, but your surname is Zuo, so everyone calls you the left protector, hahaha, so there are two left protectors."

Right Protector: "...um."

Zuo Hufa raised his head and said: "Go on, I want to see what the leader can't do, but you can do."

Xiang Xiaoxiao pretended to cough twice, and said: "Guardian Zuo, the Hierarch takes care of everything every day. There are some things, whether they are big or small, because everyone's identities are not small. Usually, the Hierarch doesn't have to deal with such matters. Can't handle it..."

Guardian Zuo said sinisterly, "What exactly are you trying to say?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao patted his chest, "That's it, Zuo Hufa! I have been focusing on increasing my height for 20 years, and I have many small ways to help people look taller and taller. Height is the key to a person's success. Tall, looks good, flat chest is not fatal, short is fatal! Girls with long legs and thin waist are beautiful, and boys like you... long legs and thin waist are even more beautiful! I once founded an evil society, our evil society The name is Dwarf Joy, Dwarf Joy, rebuild your confidence, grow trees in ten years, grow taller in a hundred years, a little taller, a little taller, let the dwarves have fun—”

The boy raised his hands and dropped them.

Xiang Xiaoxiao stayed on the beam for two seconds, then fell down, "...Come on!"

... Fuck, hit someone before the dues part!