Our leader is overdone

Look at you... this little belly!

Xiang Xiaoxiao has only traveled for less than half a day, and his body is already covered with bruises. If brother Xiao hadn't been tortured as an icon dog, how could he have the perseverance to face these psychopaths!

He got up from the ground, hugged his head, and hid behind the leader, because he felt that the mother-in-law and mother-in-law of the right protector only relied on lip service to persuade him to fight.

Hierarch: "...!"

He showed a terrified expression, then quickly stepped away to expose Xiang Xiaoxiao, "Don't hide behind me!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

... Reliable P ah!

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the leader with hatred, "Master, I also organized an evil society, and I told pigs to laugh, pigs also laughed, no matter how stupid you are, it will make your IQ rise to the point of laughing, and everyone who is not satisfied with their own minds will laugh." You can join, what is the most important thing for us martial arts practitioners? Physical strength? Wrong, it is the brain. Only with the brain can you better meet the enemy in front of the battle, and you can make greater use of the power of the moves you have learned. The moves are dead Yes, but man is alive..."

Hierarch: "..."

The left protector said to his chest: "I didn't expect you to have a good opinion."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a dull face: "Although this association was introduced to the leader, I think it is very possible and necessary for Zuo Hufa to join..."

The left protector raised his hand.

Xiang Xiaoxiao knelt down and hugged her head.

Guardian Zuo calmly brushed the dust off his collar, looked down at Xiang Xiaoxiao, "Are you a martial artist?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao raised his head and said: "Why don't you count it? I'm not considered a member of our sect. How can I not know martial arts?"

Guardian Zuo sneered, "Then get up, and I'll make a gesture with you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao shook his head, "Forget it, I think it's better to squat in front of you." When you stand up, you're going to cut off your legs again. If you say you are short, you can make up for it if you are better in other aspects. .You look at the seven dwarfs, Napoleon, and the great Grandpa Deng.How about you, Guardian Zuo, who do you want to learn from Akashi, do you want to send you to hold the scissors?

At this time, Guardian You also said worriedly: "If you want to make gestures, you'd better not do it yourself, what if you kill him."

Elder Hua nodded, "Guardian Zuo is right—"

She paused, then pointed to the protector right: "I'm talking about the one whose surname is 'Zuo'."

Left Protector: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Are you serious? Didn't Guardian Zuo just play tricks on me!"

Elder Hua said coldly: "Who is joking with you? You admit that you have martial arts, and if you don't do anything, let us see what school you are from."

...Yes!These people have been wanting to determine whether he is a spy sent by someone. If they can see the clues from his moves, they will save trouble.

Xiang Xiaoxiao figured this out, and regretted that he was being brave just now, "It's not impossible to make gestures twice, but let's agree, I won't compare myself with anyone, and I'll do it myself for you to see." .And I am definitely not a spy, my martial arts are very..."

He glanced at Zuo Hufa's disdainful eyes, and immediately turned the subject, bragging: "My martial arts are simply rare in 200 years!"

It must be 100 years longer than your Zuo Dharma...

The leader smiled, "Hey, I didn't expect you to be so courageous."

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw Zuo Hufa's complexion was not very good, he was very happy, and said triumphantly: "Give me the sword."

Elder Hua raised his eyebrows, "Sword?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "What happened to the sword?"

Elder Hua: "It's easy to do with a sword, bring the sword!"

Elder Hua talked for a long time, but no one moved in the room. Everyone looked around and felt that they shouldn't be the ones to get the sword by themselves. Elder Hua opened the door with a dark face and went out. After a while, he came back with a long sword in his hand.

Xiang Xiaoxiao took it over, "Oh no, this is too heavy."

Elder Hua: "...heavy?"

Xiang Xiao shyly went back, "Change one for another, there must be no plastic ones, do you have wooden swords?"

Elder Hua said impatiently: "There is no such thing! Do you want to use it or not, hurry up!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was frightened and trembled, and had no choice but to go up with the sword.

As for swordsmanship, Xiang Xiaoxiao has really learned it, but it's just a swordsmanship that he took as an elective in college. Now it's embarrassing to rush the ducks to the shelves, and he has to show them that he is really powerless.

Brother Xiao studied animation when he was in college, and usually used a digital tablet to hit people in fights, how high do you expect his force value to be.

Brother Xiao made a gesture, and Elder Hua raised his eyebrows, "It's a bit of a posture, what's your sword technique called?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao is stuck, should I tell them that this is called primary swordsmanship...

He sneaked a look at Guardian Zuo, and found that Guili Lolita's face was full of sarcasm, blinding that beautiful face, and he was dissatisfied immediately, and said, "My name is No. 74 Taiyi Xuanmen Sword. Divide yin and yang, hide gossip in the body, invincible in the world, who else but me."

Guardian Zuo: "Just blow it."

The leader scratched his head, "Taiyi Xuanmen Sword, listen to the name... Isn't it from Baidao?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I misremembered! It's not called Taiyi Xuanmen Sword! Ours is called... It's called Dugu Nine Swords! It embodies a spirit of standing on top of the world and seeking defeat by Dugu!"

The leader thought for a while, "It's not very reasonable. If you want to lose, don't you just ask for it?" Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Guardian Zuo: "Stop talking nonsense and practice your sword."

Xiang Xiaoxiao was complained twice by the leader, she was so ashamed and indignant, she wished she could stab him right, but unfortunately her skills were not good, so she could only follow the instruction in the fencing class, with regular lunges, straight thrusts, turning around, and back chops.

Fortunately, he remembered quite clearly, and it turned out to be very smooth after doing one set.

Elder Hua's face wrinkled, "Who is your teacher?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Teacher? My teacher's name is Li Guoqing."

Elder Hua: "...I haven't heard of it, where is the sect?"

sect?Where does Brother Xiao have a sect? Xiang Xiaoxiao thought for a while, then hesitated and said, "This...benevolence sect..."

Elder Hua: "..."

The leader thought about it: "It's also like the name of the Baidao sect, I've never heard of it, and you, Dugu Nine Swords, why are you more than just Nine Swords?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity to make nonsense, "It's Dugu Nine Swords, not Dugu Nine Swords, of course it's more than Nine Moves. Our sect is in the old west, you haven't heard of the Despise School, and I haven't heard of you either. Coming here out of nowhere is entirely the fault of your boring patriarch! But I also admit it, no matter what you want me to be the leader's wife or something, just give me food, I am definitely not a spy!"

Zuo Hufa said with a dark face: "Even if you are not a spy, we will not accept trash."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Fuck, what a waste I am! Didn't I say it all before, the dwarf is happy and the pig is also laughing, I think your religion needs a talent like me! Hey, don't do it! Your patriarch said you are not allowed to do it, And I will be the leader's wife in the future, if you dare to beat me, you left guard, you will offend the top, and the short will offend the tall—"

OK!Brother Xiao once again held the hatred firmly!With a small body and great strength, Guardian Zuo pounced on him!

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw that he was aggressive and wanted to pounce on him, and his body posture looked like he wanted to throw Brother Xiao on the ground and ride him to beat him up. In an emergency, on a sudden whim, he subconsciously rubbed his body to meet him, and grabbed the arm of the left guardian. With a flick of his hand and body, he released and flicked his strength, and the body of the left guardian was about to fly out because of his own strength——

All eyes were on Xiang Xiaoxiao.

Elder Hua's eyes were fierce and surprised, as if he was saying, "Fuck you, you slicker."

Before Xiang Xiaoxiao had time to switch from complacent to not being mistaken for a spy, Zuo Hufa reacted very quickly and twisted his body, kicked his legs against the window lattice, borrowed his strength, and suddenly threw his body back, trying to be stronger than before. The ferocious speed knocked Xiang Xiaoxiao to the ground, and the others also slammed into Xiang Xiaoxiao's body hard, their faces firmly touching Xiang Xiaoxiao's.

Thanks to his quick reaction when he fell, Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth was only imprinted on his smooth little face, and no tragedy was caused.

After just a few seconds of contact, Zuo Hufa immediately straightened his upper body, wiped his face vigorously, and said with a look of disgust: "I was almost deceived by you."

Zuo Hufa thought that Xiang Xiaoxiao really didn't know martial arts, and let Xiang Xiaoxiao succeed under the slightest of the enemy. Although he reacted and made amends in time, judging from his expression, he knew that he must still be upset.

After wiping his face, Guardian Zuo grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao's neck, "What kind of trick was that just now!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao cried with a mournful face: "Tai Chi..."

Protector Zuo pressed, "Where did you learn it?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was about to cry, "Damn it, I go to school in the square..."