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Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't listen to Zhao Yi's words, it was because he had no time to take care of it, and Zhao Yi did something very excessive, that is, when he was about to ejaculate, he suddenly tapped his right breast about an inch above, Then I was suffocated for a while.

...fuck me!

Xiang Xiaoxiao suddenly opened his eyes, his face almost turned green, "What are you doing?"

Zhao Yi glanced at him, only then did Xiang Xiaoxiao realize that he had tapped on the same spot as his own, his face tightened, and he exhaled, "Don't let Yuanyang out day by day."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Damn it, then don't do it!

Zhao Yi seemed to see what he was thinking, and said slowly: "This is a good way to kill two birds with one stone, it is a necessary step in the practice of intercourse art, and it also replenishes the brain, and it also makes it only a few times a month. Yuan Yang finally turned into my most healthy and excellent daughter."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Mom... oh... a... egg...

TT Brother Xiao felt like he was going to cry, what kind of shit is this.

It seems... It seems that Ruan Xianlai really said that the ancestors studied and wrote it in order to teach people how to prenatal and postnatal care, so there are so many taboos-in fact, it is taboo not to ejaculate too much!It is one of the taboos!

Hitting the wall, Xiang Xiaoxiao regretted that he used to slander the ancients for not reading but studying these things when it was dark!

Zhao Yi seemed very satisfied with his grief-stricken expression, and slowly withdrew, saying: "I found some gadgets in the things Ruan Xianlai sent, maybe you will like them."

As he said that, he did not know where, and he took out two big bells, "I didn't expect that these two were really made by Ruan Xianlai, which one do you choose?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily: "No choice! I won't do it! Damn it, get the hell out of here, I'll just go by plane!"

Although Zhao Yi didn't understand the meaning of masturbation, he could almost understand the annoyance in his words. He pressed Xiang Xiaoxiao with one hand, and hummed, "Do you dare to use the five views and three taboos to evade in the future?"

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao said in pain, "I dare not..."

Zhao Yi: "Then you choose one."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." He looked at Zhao Yi's unshakable hand, so he ordered one honestly, "This one."

Zhao Yi said with a strange expression: "Why did you choose this one?" Xiang Xiaoxiao was going crazy at one o'clock now, "Why, no! Then just give me the other one, why ask me to choose, fake democracy!"

Zhao Yi said without fuss or anger, "No, I was going to give you this, and you are also suitable for this."

"Yeah, that suits you very well!" Xiang Xiaoxiao said angrily. In fact, the two bells are very delicately made. He chose this one, which is the color of the other bell, which is gay purple. Although Xiang Xiaoxiao is Gay, but I don't like gay purple...

"Do you know the effect of these two bells?" Zhao Yi said lightly.

Xiang Xiaoxiao said sullenly: "I don't know." Isn't it the same?In his eyes, the two bells seem to be similar except for the pattern and color. At most, they have some name, for example, the gay purple one belongs to Gong, and the other one belongs to Shou so boring...

"Do you still remember that Ruan Xianlai once said that he would give you the medicine that Peng Jing practiced?" Zhao Yi asked.

Of course Xiang Xiaoxiao remembered, it was this that caused him to be ridiculed by Zhao Yi, he said mockingly: "Why, is it possible that Dapeng is a creature that may appear in the world now?"

Zhao Yi shook his head and said: "Although Dapeng is only a mythical bird that exists in legends, the 'peng essence' that warlocks call it does not exist. There is a kind of prostitute in Burma, whose essence can help the magic in the house. It is the peng spirit that the sorcerers drilled and followed the way. Some people outside the territory wrapped the spirit of the harlot bird with copper to form a bell, which was called Mian bell, and because of the place of origin, it was also called Burmese bell, which is the thing in your hand."

"Ah?" Xiang Xiaoxiao raised the bell in his hand and took a closer look. The bell was as big as a dragon sun, with seamless lines. He couldn't tell what was going on in his hand, but he squeezed it tightly, and the bell rang stand up.

Xiang Xiaoxiao felt strange in his heart, tried it, and found that the bell could not ring, but it could ring and vibrate slightly when he held it tightly, which was really miraculous.

"Do you know how to use this Burmese bell?" Zhao Yi asked abruptly seeing that he was enjoying himself.

"?" Xiang Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment, then suddenly figured it out, his face was covered with black lines, "It's not what I thought..."

Zhao Yi asked calmly: "What do you think?" Xiang Xiaoxiao held up the bell, "Damn it, this thing is going to be hung on my little Jiji?"

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." Is this considered obscene and cute?

Zhao Yi: "...Although there is such a usage, if you want to hang it, it is hung on me. As for you...have you not figured it out yet? Tightly warm and ziming, this is something placed in the back acupuncture point."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

He suddenly widened his eyes and looked at the bell that trembled and chirped by itself, he was frightened stupid...

This is unscientific, the ancient induction-type music vibrating masturbation device that does not require energy... is a fucking color ring...

Zhao Yi then threw the homosexual purple bell in his hand, "As for this one, it's much simpler. It's called the Zijin Bell, and it's also wrapped in medicine. Holding it in your hand can promote lust and enhance your ability. It seems that he has improved it. Although it is not unusual, it is also interesting to echo the Burmese bell in your hand."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao didn't know what to say anymore, he suddenly felt that this bell could ring by itself with a small chrysanthemum, and if he practiced kung fu after holding it for a long time, could he be able to play "Love Trading" or something while XXOO ?

Brother Xiao was sweating from the thunder of his own brain, and cried, "I'll give it back to you... I won't play this..."

Zhao Yi looked at the bell, "What's the matter, it's not big."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said dejectedly: "It's too high-tech, I can't bear it, please change it to something normal..."

Zhao Yi directly took the thread and tied the Burmese Bell to his penis, "I haven't played it yet, so I won't change it."

Before Xiang Xiaoxiao could object, Zhao Yi's things had already come in with Mian Ling.

Suddenly, a high-pitched bell rang, and Xiang Xiaoxiao was pushed flat on the bed, his eyes stared at him. As soon as he stretched his limbs, he felt that the bell was trembling in his body, and there were bursts of ringing. The sound of receiving it is not as loud as holding it in your hand.And Mian Ling was vibrating, and following Zhao Yi's movements, she kept rubbing the pattern on his inner wall, although she didn't want to admit it, but it was... so cool...

Zhao Yi stuffed the Zijin bell into Xiang Xiaoxiao's hand, "Take it, I don't know if the medicine in the bell will be useful to you."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao grasped the Zijin Bell weakly with his fingers, and he couldn't feel whether the Zijin Bell was useful, because the effect of the Burmese Bell was too powerful, so how could he have the time to feel the Zijin Bell.

Jingle bells, jingle bells.

The first half of the night was spent in the midst of the big dings of life.

What Zhao Yi said was right, as expected, he prostituted himself during the day and played songs at night, and when he had played with the Burmese bells enough, it was already the climax of the moon.

Taking out the Burmese bell with bodily fluids and throwing it into the water, Zhao Yi got up and dressed, "You get up too, let's go."

Xiang Xiaoxiao showed his face from under the quilt, and yawned, "Where are you going..."

Zhao Yi paused, "Didn't I say, I'll take you to a place tonight."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him dully, "When did you say..."

Zhao Yi said expressionlessly: "Taping on your Pingyi acupoint will allow you to refresh your brain for about a cup of tea."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Zhao Yi: "It seems that you didn't hear it."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a bitter face: "So why don't you go, I'm so tired..."

"I don't care if you heard it or not, anyway, I said it."

Damn...Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at him resentfully...

In the next second, Zhao Yi reached out to pick him up, carried him on his shoulders, pulled his coat over him, and said, "Let's go."

"..." Xiang Xiaoxiao froze for a moment, "Wait! Change your posture! This posture is not good!"

Zhao Yi changed his posture and held him in his arms as if he was busy with you.

Xiang Xiaoxiao saw that he was walking out of the door, so she hurriedly put on her clothes, lest there would be any news about his wife running naked in the middle of the night in the Holy Church in the future.

The moon hung on the willow twigs, Xiang Xiaoxiao nestled in Zhao Yi's arms, closed his eyes, no matter where Zhao Yi was going, he continued to sleep.

So when he woke up, he almost didn't freak out.

Where the hell did Zhao Yi go?Why is he leaning against a tombstone!It's a tombstone! !Behind the tombstone is the grave, isn't it!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was so frightened that she was so frightened that her sleepiness was thrown out of the sky, she stood up scrambling and found herself in the middle of a pile of graves!

Tombs, dead trees, old crows, cold moon.

And Xiaodong, who is afraid of death...

"QAQ Zhao Yi, you're going to die! Leave me in this kind of place!" When the night wind blew, Xiang Xiao shrunk his neck, tears welling in his eyes.

It's over, I'm going to die, will there be ghosts!

Now it's all right, if Brother Xiao dies, he will become a real fear of death!

"Do you like to scold me behind my back very much?" Zhao Yi's voice suddenly sounded from behind Xiang Xiaoxiao.

"Ah!!!" Xiang Xiaoxiao screamed in fright, startled several crows, looked back to see Zhao Yi's face, mixed with mixed feelings, and finally mixed it into one sentence: "Fuck you..."

Zhao Yi: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao patted his chest, "I was really scared to death. When I woke up, I leaned against the tombstone. You think I'm not scared enough usually!"

And Zhao Yi, you are ashamed of so many readers who speculate that you want to take Brother Xiao to the hot spring Play...

Damn, are you bringing someone to the cemetery after bed? !

Zhao Yi glared at him, "Coward, come with me."

Xiang Xiaoxiao angrily followed him for a few steps, turned around a tomb, and saw a staircase extending downwards, beside the entrance was a large tombstone, apparently it was suppressed by this tombstone before.

"I just left you there for a while, and came to switch on the switch. I didn't expect to hear you cursing me to die..." Zhao Yi lit a candlestick, held it in his hand to illuminate the road ahead, and went down with Xiang Xiaoxiao Walk.

Xiang Xiaoxiao smiled dryly, "Didn't I panic too much... So what are you taking me for?"

Zhao Yi looked at him from the side, and said lightly: "Look at what you have always been curious about, the patriarch of this teaching, and his prophecy."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "!!!"

The author has something to say: Scratch your head, don’t complain about Xiaoyi’s practice of putting the fire avoidance map on the bedside, that thing is actually for people to read while doing it, for reference, hehe, I can’t let Xiaoyi take time to memorize it every day Pose!There is no way to be licentious, and everyone seems to be curious about the reference materials. Well, Bai Huteng and other poses are from "Dongxuanzi". There are [-] poses in total. I saw some students posted them in the comments What about all the poses? XDD Three taboos and the like come from "Healthy Heart Prescription". In addition, there are bits and pieces in the previous article that are referenced from "Su Nu Jing", "Xuan Nu Jing", "Health Prescription", "Fang Zhong Tonifying", "Ancient Chinese Novels and Alchemy Culture", "Fangshu Mysteries", "Yufang Zhiyao", etc... About, I think it should be these few books for a while, maybe there are others, maybe some have not been included yet, and I forgot ( Hello, and in fact, "Yi Xin Fang" has quoted a lot of content from books such as "Xuan Nu Jing" and "Health Prescription".