Our leader is overdone

If Guardian Zuo looks like a cute loli, Monk Shanyin is a young coquettish girl with affectionate eyes and meaningful brows, but it's a pity that she just looks like her. Xiang Xiaoxiao has never seen such a violent loli, and I have never seen such a cheeky girl.

When Xiang Xiaoxiao shook off the dead bugs on his wrist in public, he still kept his composure and apologized as if nothing had happened. I definitely won’t argue with monks.”

Shameless, shameless, and dare to do bad things in the name of a monk.

Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't argue with him, but the leader slapped the table, which startled Xiang Xiaoxiao.

The leader: "Presumptuous! The bald man is getting more and more courageous, and he dares to ride on the head of my holy teacher? He hasn't even grown his hair yet, so he dares to come and try like others!"

Shanyin touched her bald head, which was frequently shot, "The teacher is serious."

To be honest, when the leader had a sullen face, he was quite powerful, staring at Shanyin with piercing eyes, which made Xiang Xiaoxiao feel like he was going to fight in a second.

Shan Yin slammed a thousand catties in four or two, showing weakness frequently, but the leader didn't accept this, snorted and said: "If you commit suicide in front of this seat now, I will leave your whole body."

The monk behind Shanyin was looking at his nose, nose, and heart, as if everything in front of him had nothing to do with him, but Shanyin shook his head, "Amitabha, Shanyin knows that he has offended his wife, but the crime is not a crime, right?" After a pause, he said meaningfully: "If the leader insists on disposing of the little monk, then the little monk is willing to fight a peerless master like the leader, whether it is life or death, without any complaints."

"You are so beautiful." Xiang Xiaoxiao sneered, for some reason, although the leader looked on edge, Xiang Xiaoxiao always felt that he didn't really want to do something, so it's better to let him be a favor, so that these psychopaths can be given to him Add more trust value.

Shanyin said: "Madam, what's your opinion?" Under everyone's gaze, Xiang Xiaoxiao spoke surprisingly, "Since you offended me, if you want to ask for advice, you must ask me for advice. You are such a little monk, you still need it." Is the leader going to make a move?"

Shanyin pointedly looked at the wreckage of the bug under his feet, and said: "Madam's skills are superb, and the monk has already experienced a thing or two."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the teacher's encouraging eyes, and said in his heart that it's really hard to be a person who breaks the religion, "Haha, how can I fully show my demeanor after only knowing a little bit, Wu... Shanyin Shifu, put your The bugs are called out to play."

Shanyin suppressed her smile, "Young monk dare not."

Xiang Xiaoxiao encouraged: "It's okay, I won't laugh at the bugs if they're smaller and uglier." Brother Xiao would just slap them and send them back into reincarnation.

Shanyin said in a low voice: "Young monk really dare not."

While talking, he also glanced at the leader, his eyes were a model of malicious intentions, and those who didn't know thought he was seducing the leader.

Xiang Xiaoxiao subconsciously felt that something was wrong, but he knew too little, no matter how clever he was, he would not be able to deduce the whole truth.

Zuo Hufa tilted his head, he rarely spoke since he came in, but now he opened fire on Shanyin, "As long as you think about it, who doesn't know? To be honest, since you are here, you must There is no back and forth.”

Shanyin: "..."

Elder Hua was dumbfounded, "...how did you say that!"

Shanyin: "...!!"

Elder Hua's expression changed drastically, he covered his mouth and smiled and said, "I'm lying to you, little bald head... No, you are so young, don't be so serious."

Shanyin laughed and said, "Hehehe... But I don't think this girl looks like she's joking."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked carefully, and sure enough, although Guardian Zuo's lolita face made it difficult for him to say any cruel words, even so, what he said so casually was extremely scalp-numbing.

Eh... wait... something seems wrong...

Xiang Xiaoxiao slowly looked at the guardian left——

Shanyin: "?"

The next second, the left protector violently hurt people, and with a palm containing the anger of a man with a loli face, he sent Monk Shanyin flying three feet away, hitting the wall, spitting blood.

Shanyin: "You..."

Then he tilted his head, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "=mouth=!!!"

...fuck me fuck me!

Xiang Xiaoxiao's scalp was numb, and his hair stood on end. He looked at Luo... No, it was Master Zuo Dharma Protector!

He almost couldn't help screaming, I'm dying! !

Zuo Hufa looked nonchalant, and said to the other two monks who were about to draw their swords: "Don't worry, it's not Hundred Poison Palm, you won't die."

As soon as the two monks heard "Hundred Poison Palm", their stance immediately changed. One went to help his boss, and the other said vigilantly: "What is your identity?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao also heaved a sigh of relief, he couldn't accept that someone who was talking to him one second would be slapped to death the next.

The leader, Elder Hua and Protector You are very calm. It seems that it is not a day or two for Protector Zuo to be so cruel. Xiang Xiaoxiao wonders why these three monks are coming, why don't they find out who is the most cruel person? , also offended him.

Seeing Shanyin's miserable state, Xiang Xiaoxiao almost trembled to death, he didn't just scold Guardian Zuo once!Poor Shan Yin, the appearance of the popular supporting role, the way the cannon fodder ends up!

The leader showed a cruel smile, and came over to put the shoulder of the left protector, "What do you think is the identity of the one who can master the Hundred Poison Palm? If it is normal, your prison temple will not only end up like this. How dare you be here today?" With such arrogance in front of this seat, saving his life is already giving face to your big bald donkey."

Elder Hua looked nonchalant, "Little Master Shanyin seems to be seriously injured, you two should take him back to the room quickly, but according to his injury, I'm afraid he won't be able to attend the wedding ceremony, hehehehehe I'm still waiting to receive the gift money Woolen cloth."

Elder Hua's laughter made people feel chills in their vests.

Even the right protector, who seemed to be the most kind, just touched his chin, "Fortunately, he was not killed, God opened his eyes, and the left protector knows for the first time what it means to be measured."

...damn.

Xiang Xiaoxiao cried, so this is also called being measured.

So what happened when he fell twice before, was it just that the left protector moved his hand?

This place is so fucking horrible!

As soon as Shanyin was carried away by the two monks, the leader patted the left protector on the shoulder and said, "Good job, junior brother! You can make sure that he won't wake up for a while? The Coffin Temple is too sinister, send a How can I handle a little bald guy with such high martial arts?"

Guardian Zuo: "Difficult."

The leader: "That's good! This little bald man is so smart, if he wakes up and tells the big bald man what's going on, it's not good, and the remaining two are also 'greeting' well, so they must have a deep understanding of the cruelty of my holy religion." place!"

Xiang Xiaoxiao was frightened, "Why do you understand the cruelty of my holy religion!"

The leader scratched his head, "Did Protector Zuo tell you that we are white or underworld?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "I see you... No, we are evil..."

Leader: "Well, what else do you ask?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Damn it... this time it's okay, I joined such an awesome, murderous and brutal teaching, I shouldn't have accused everyone of being out of their minds before!Maybe it's a mental illness caused by the fish and meat people all the year round!

Zuo Hufa folded his arms and said, "What expression do you have?"

Elder Hua said with a half-smile, "I'm afraid."

The left protector smiled with satisfaction.

Xiang Xiaoxiao was immediately dissatisfied, "She said she was afraid of me. I used to kill a lot of bald heads like that..."

Everyone looked at Xiang Xiaoxiao with faint smiles.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao hugged her head and yelled, "I was wrong! Don't kill me! I won't scold Guardian Zuo in my heart anymore!"

Guardian Zuo: "...?!"