Our leader is overdone

Xiang Xiaoxiao explained tremblingly: "You, you can also see that the subtlety of Taijiquan is subtle, but my practice is not very good at all."

Elder Hua knelt down and grabbed Xiang Xiaoxiao's short hair, and said: "There is no way to confirm it for a while, so let's marry the person who prophesied first, Guardian Zuo, you must watch him closely, and you must not relax in the slightest. Let's do it, if the identity is correct, you will marry if you marry, if it is false, just find any reason, and you are afraid that you will not be able to deal with it."

She looked at Guardian Zuo meaningfully, "I believe Guardian Zuo can handle him."

Guardian Zuo slowly got off Xiang Xiaoxiao's body, and sneered, "It's only natural."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a bitter face: "Can't you change someone? Zuo Hufa holds an important position, so letting him watch over me is too much talent."

If you, the Left Guardian, have violent tendencies...

Elder Hua said: "How can you be overqualified? No matter you are the leader's wife or a spy, letting Guardian Zuo watch over you is an act of responsibility for you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao plucked up his courage and said: "You let him watch me, maybe I will die before the day of worship."

Guardian Zuo said sinisterly: "It won't be so cheap for you."

……look!abnormal!

"That's it," Elder Hua said, "I also ask Guardian Zuo to give him some guidance on the rules. In some occasions, it is necessary for him to show up. We can't let people see that he is an idiot, otherwise it will damage the reputation of my holy religion."

The leader rubbed his chin and said, "The person who will meet Coffin Sound Temple later, do you want to take him with you?"

Guardian Zuo laughed twice, "Why didn't you take him there? He killed several bugs of those bald guys."

Xiang Xiaoxiao opened his eyes wide, "The bugs in that room before were brought in by the people from the so-and-so temple?"

Leader: "Otherwise, do you think it's us?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..." He really thought it was... like Elder Hua or something.But what the leader said was true, if they were the ones in the room, they wouldn't have brought him here again.

Elder Hua smiled, "That's right, it's best to show your hand in front of the bald people, and scare them."

"...Does this mean that I will be used? Shouldn't you please please me?" Xiang Xiaoxiao asked cautiously.

Zuo Hufa glanced at him indifferently, "If you don't obey me later, I will scratch your face."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

The leader thought about it and said: "Looking at his previous performance, maybe he can really scare the bald guys. Haha, madam, remember, the more exaggerated the better, it's okay, we will support you. Those bald guys are annoying, if you want Not us now..."

Guardian Zuo: "Brother."

The leader quickly stopped, "Ah, I see, I'm sorry, Junior Brother!"

Elder Hua also patted Xiang Xiaoxiao's face, "Whether you are true or not, I will squeeze you dry."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Elders respect themselves...

"Well... Didn't Elder Hua tell you to teach me the rules?" Xiang Xiaoxiao followed the three of them through corridors and halls, but he couldn't see Guardian Zuo talking, and finally couldn't help it, and asked, "Aren't you going to see some temple?" You really don’t want to tell me what to say when you go in, how to be polite to someone, etc. If I say something wrong, you should beat me up again.”

Guardian Zuo said lazily: "If there is something good to teach, you don't have to be polite to anyone."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...Damn, so domineering?"

The leader turned his head and said with a smile: "Of course, the leader is so famous that no one dares to offend."

Xiang Xiaoxiao rolled his eyes, "Then...why do you use me to scare them?"

The leader quickly turned his head away, "I didn't tell you."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

You're so stupid... Silly leader, you are too obvious.

Brother Xiao has already guessed it, or the leader is bragging, he is not that awesome, and this religion is not very awesome, at most it is evenly divided with the visiting temples.Either they are encountering some kind of crisis now, which leads to the need to hold the scene in front of other factions.

As for whether it is the former or the latter, Brother Xiao needs to observe slowly.

The site of the Cultivation of Insects is really not that big, and it takes a long time to walk to the place where they receive some temple.

Outside the meeting place, the leader straightened his clothes, straightened his back, and did not show any foolishness on his face, but was very imposing, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but praise his good acting skills after seeing it!

Xiang Xiaoxiao was convinced just by this actor-level acting skills, no wonder the leader is so stupid to be able to sit in this position.

After following a few people into the room, the people in the room noticed that someone was coming, and they all stood up one after another.

They were all sitting with their backs or sides facing the door. From Xiang Xiaoxiao's angle, one Wu Ke stood up, two Wu Ke stood up, three Wu Ke stood up... a total of three Wu Ke gram!Together they turn heads!

Skinny and cyan-colored heads, wearing monk robes, one, two, three have delicate and handsome faces.

"Zhao Hierarch." One of them called out, put his hands together and bowed to the Hierarch, and the other two followed suit.

The leader gave a faint "hmm", then turned around and sat down, his sleeves fluttering, his imposing manner was extraordinary, Xiang Xiaoxiao praised him secretly from the bottom of his heart.

The leader Wu Ke's face was a bit feminine and evil, but his facial features were extremely exquisite. Although he was dressed as a monk, Xiang Xiaoxiao couldn't feel the aura of a Buddhist disciple on him. In addition, I heard that the insects in the room were It was they who let it go. I guess they are not some orthodox Buddhist disciples, and they believe in some evil Buddhas.

Wu Ke, who took the lead, did not show any dissatisfaction with the noble and glamorous attitude of the leader, but continued to greet politely, "Elder Hua, long time no see, you are even more beautiful than before."

Elder Hua said with a smile: "Master Guangyi is too polite, I am getting old."

Wu Ke pondered for a moment, "This...Guangyi is the former teacher, and the young monk is Shanyin, and now he holds the post of Supervisor of the Coffin Temple."

Elder Hua was not at all embarrassed, but he suddenly realized "Oh", "I'm sorry, you and your master look alike. How old is the little monk, and is he looking for a wife?"

Shanyin smiled shyly, "I will be crowned next year, but I haven't gotten married yet."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "Pfft."

……

Xiang Xiaoxiao lowered her head, "I'm sorry, poof."

It’s really that this monk’s words are too funny, there is no hair on his head, what kind of crown is added, and the way his bald head is crowned, brother Xiao is going to laugh stupidly, okay?

Shanyin smiled hehehe, "Is this one you haven't consulted yet?"

Protector You said with a smile: "This is the person my patriarch prophesied a hundred years ago, and she is also the wife of my sect master who is about to pass."

There was surprise in Shanyin's eyes, "Ma'am? I'm sorry... But, I didn't expect..."

Elder Hua twirled his hair, "Gender doesn't matter, old Liu has always been researching medicine for children."

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "...?!!"

What's going on here?Damn, you don't have to be so curious, do you?

Just when Xiang Xiaoxiao was astonished, Shanyin came forward with a smile, "I'm sorry I haven't prepared the meeting gift in time, I have little research on physiognomy, I would like to take a look for Madam, and figure out when Madam will have a son .”

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao looked at the leader, who looked at him faintly with encouraging eyes.

He then turned to the left protector, who looked like he had nothing to do with himself.

I fuck...

The corner of Xiang Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "Actually, I have studied physiognomy quite well, why don't I help Dashi calculate when you will have a child first."

Unexpectedly, Shanyin stretched out her hand happily, "Then there will be Mrs. Lao."

Xiang Xiaoxiao snorted in his heart, and grabbed Shanyin's paw, the first feeling was that this monk's hand was really slippery... He couldn't help touching it twice more.

Shanyin: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao said with a dry smile: "Haha, Da Shi, you have a very ill-fated life."

Shanyin: "...Ah, haha, isn't it? What's wrong with it?"

Just as Xiang Xiaoxiao was thinking about breaking it off, he found that his hands were itchy, and he thought of bugs almost immediately. He had only been through for a long time, and he had already had sex with bugs several times. Now that his hands were itchy, he naturally thought of bugs immediately.

Okay... no wonder the dead bald donkey has nothing to say about his fate.

Brother Xiao felt the wet and sticky crawling on his wrist, maybe it was some disgusting bug, and suddenly the evil came out of his guts.

Xiang Xiaoxiao: "First of all... the lack of hair means that the child is not prosperous, and it is very likely that there will be no offspring."

Shanyin: "..."

Xiang Xiaoxiao put on a smile but didn't smile, "You think so?"

Shanyin touched her bald head, and said honestly: "It's so serious, is there anything else?"

Xiang Xiaoxiao said: "Also, there are male and female looks, with peach blossoms in the eyes, yin and yang reversed, insects will die, waist and chest... Cough, Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, do you think so?"

As he asked, he slapped his wrist as if nothing had happened, and then a dead flat bug fell to the ground.

Shanyin: "..."