Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

The old lady was so generous that Liu Daochang felt sour with jealousy.

After half a century of scientific atheism education by the Education Bureau, fewer and fewer people believe in feudal superstitions.

Although there are some believers who are generous, they are a minority after all, and they are basically in the heyday of incense. In a very small number of Taoist temples, such as Guanyin on the Sea in Hainan, the first stick of incense on the first day of the new year is as high as seven figures. If you have money and power, you won't be able to compete.

As a famous historical and cultural city, Kyoto is a world-class metropolis with many Taoist temples. In this place of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Zhongshan, a newcomer to the treasure land, seems to be lively, but there are actually very few believers with money and power.

In Liu Daochang's eyes, it is quite generous for Aunt Xu to be a six-figure believer.

The Zhongshan Temple made a good start today, but it never occurred to me that this generous believer would become the believer of the Crystal Palace in a blink of an eye.

One shot is worth a million. Judging by the convincing and pious appearance, it is estimated that I will not come to Zhongshan to visit in the future.

Liu Daochang looked at the back of Aunt Xu's mother and daughter leaving, shook his head and sighed, "Women are big pigs."

From Tianjin to Kyoto, with so many years of companionship, it's not just about empathy.

The prince said cheerfully: "Now is the age of looking at faces, and it's useless for middle-aged men to be jealous."

The old man said he was very hurt.

Having said that, Liu Daochang actually knew why the old lady made a million dollars when she made a move. After all, his business ability is not as good as that of Crystal Palace.

You must know that ordinary people like Aunt Xu can't see or hear the ghosts, unless they are very unlucky or their life is approaching.

Aunt Xu's family was obviously not in the latter's situation, but at that time, the Xu family could see and hear clearly like them. Except for the high morality of the crystal palace friends, Taoist Liu couldn't think of other reasons.

Therefore, Daoist Liu invited Ao Ye to attend the cutting ceremony today.

Although they are competitors, if one day encounters a hard problem, 110 can't control it, and it can still be called Crystal Palace.

Seeing the familiar conversation between Daoist Liu and the prince, the little Taoist asked a little nervously: "Master, do you know this believer?"

The prince laughed strangely, "So this little Taoist priest is your apprentice."

When he knew that the person in front of him was a powerful person who tore up his soul at Yuanshan Restaurant and copied his ID card at Xu's house to summon his soul, the little Taoist put away his food and ran faster than a rabbit.

"Master, I have English class in the afternoon, so I will leave first."

The clever little Taoist priest did not escape the catastrophe. In the next month, he almost choked to death when eating, almost choked to death when drinking, went to the toilet and was scared by the little ghost to piss his pants, walked in a daze, strayed into the girls' dormitory, and became a teacher in the whole school. Public execution in front of the living.

Offending the crown prince, the death penalty can be avoided, but the life penalty is hard to escape.

After the cutting ceremony, Liu Daochang prepared two tables, all of which were Taoist priests and nuns in Taoist robes, except for the three of them in the Crystal Palace.

Liu Daochang recommended each one for the crown prince, all of them were brothers and friends of Liu Daochang, although they felt that the company of Crystal Palace was too bizarre, they didn't say anything, they exchanged business cards, exchanged cups and cups and exchanged Taoism.

During the banquet, Daoist Liu talked about Mrs. Xu's dementia disease, and all the Taoists were amazed. One of the middle-aged men stood up excitedly, saying that one of his former believers also encountered the same problem, and now he is still lying in the hospital. Breathe by instrument.

"Boss Ye's Taoism is so profound that people admire it. I don't know if it's convenient for you..." The old man blushed as he spoke, and looked at the crown prince shyly like a young girl with goosebumps in his eyes.

Isn't it just a way to seek double certificates to return to the soul, why do you look at him with such eyes?We are all men, why so greasy?Don't open your eyes, the prince, otherwise he will go blind.

however……

Not only the Taoist just now, more than a dozen pairs of people at the two tables looked at the prince shyly.

Prince Edward: Hahaha.

All the Taoists looked at the prince eagerly. They didn't have the methods of the prince. They could bring back the soul by copying an ID card. It would be great if the prince could give some pointers.

Ao Ye was frightened by a group of old men, so he hurriedly told the method.

In fact, it is very simple. In the past, they practiced it while asking their relatives to call out the names of believers, commonly known as calling out the soul.

Believers have two ID cards, so they call two relatives to call out their souls, so that they can return to their souls. If they are afraid of any accidents, they call out together with their address and ID number.

The Taoist priests asked: "How should I call this? Could it be: Zhang Cuihua has returned to her soul? Zhang Cuihua from No. 110102, Unit [-], Building [-], Lihuayuan, Xicheng District, Kyoto has returned to her soul. Don't come over to Zhang Cuihua from the Apple Community next door. We are calling for ID card [-]xxxxx ...Shouting like that?"

The prince nodded, "En."

All the Taoist priests: This is not feudal superstition at all, okay?

The crown prince ignored a group of Taoist priests who were messing around in the wind, patted his buttocks and left after eating and drinking.

Mrs. Xu's monthly incense payment has already arrived in the account. After paying off her credit card, there is still half of it left. After giving some benefits to the company's employees and adding some furniture to the company, there is not much left.

I have to change my place of residence. Being old and old is not conducive to the healthy growth of children. I rent a house in the peninsula community near Shihu Park, add some clothes to Lizi, and buy some milk powder...

The prince was horrified to find that he had once again become a pauper.

Fortunately, the courier company still didn't get their wages, but because of the pears at home, the three of them, Ao Ye, Zhou Feilou and Jue, hadn't delivered the courier for several days, which made the boss very unhappy.

The proprietress was so talkative, she even called the prince to ask him if he was in any trouble and could introduce the rich woman to him.

Let the prince not know whether to cry or laugh, this is really a scene where a dragon is trapped and a shrimp is caught.

In order to support a large family, the prince drove a second-hand battery car and started to deliver couriers again. Then, on a bright and bright day, his butt was touched by a pippi shrimp that became refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China.

"Handsome guy, let's have a haircut?" The man with heavy makeup had a rough voice, and the prince couldn't even tell whether he was a man or a woman, so he made a fuss.

Putting the package in his hand, the prince turned around and left with Lizi on his back.

Today the three of Crystal Palace all came out to deliver the courier, Lou Jue worked at the sorting place, people came and went, the dust was too heavy for babies, and pears were still too dangerous for Zhou Fei, so the crown prince tied the pears on his chest.

The proprietress was so distressed, she asked the prince again if he needed a rich woman, and she could help introduce him.

Shouldn't he be given a raise in this situation?The prince is very speechless and proud, handsome guys are always involved in sex-sexy things, romantic encounters, sexual harassment and so on, handsome guys' daily life, ordinary people don't understand.

But the crown prince was not very happy when he was blocked by a non-male and non-female Pippi Shrimp.

Who wants to come with Pippi Shrimp...

Pippi Xia coveted the prince's beauty, and pestered him endlessly, but the prince didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he grabbed the pear from his chest and gave it to Pippi Xia.

Lizi: "... babbling..." Shrimp?Can pears eat shrimp?

Pippi shrimp is shallow, and he can't see the true body of the pear. He thought he was just an ordinary baby. He stretched his fingers to poke the little face of the pear. "This is your son? Why is it so dark ... ah ah ah ..."

Pippi Shrimp fell to the ground, a stench overflowed from between his legs.

Scared to pee.

Seeing the pear who suddenly appeared in the original body, bursting open and spurting blood, he was so frightened that he pissed.

This is the first time that Aoye allowed Lizi to eat something other than milk powder. It was not a human body without nutrition, but a spirited monster. Although his cultivation was pitifully low, Lizi was still very excited. The small black shiny head suddenly swelled ten times and became as big as a bucket.

It is conceivable that with such a big head, how terrifying it is when you open your mouth, it can completely bite off the head of Pippi shrimp.

"Just scare him." The crown prince slapped Lizi's buttocks.

Lizi turned her head: Did he get raped by his father?

Pear bulb-sized blood-red eyes full of grievances, not only do not make people feel cute and pitiful, but more terrifying and frightening.

With a bang, like a balloon being punctured, Pippi Shrimp turned into its original form in fright, and its clothes fell on the floor.

Hiding in his clothes, Pippi Shrimp was trembling, not even daring to fart.

I'm your old man donkey what's wrong with you?The prince thought about it, and slapped Li Zi's buttocks again.

Lizi sobbed twice, succumbed to Papa Long's domineering power, and changed back to her previous appearance.

Putting the pear back on his chest, the prince said to Pippi Shrimp: "Thank you for your patronage. You may receive a text message later, please give me a five-star praise. Thank you." After speaking, he closed the door considerately for Pippi Shrimp.

With a cigarette in his mouth, the prince was thinking about how many orders he delivered today and how much money he made.

Li Zi was tossing and turning on his chest, babbling non-stop.

The prince couldn't understand those alien languages, he slapped it twice with his rough hands and feet, thinking he was trying to coax a child.

Passing by uncles and aunts couldn't stand it, and they all accused the prince of being wrong. The child was not sick, and crying for no reason was usually either hungry or shit.

And the pears were just eaten an hour ago...

The prince raised his orchid finger, pulled the wet diaper and looked inside, it was yellow and yellow, mom really pulled it.

The crown prince hated it, and Lou Jue and Zhou Fei took care of Lizi on weekdays. He was in charge of spanking and ideological education. How could he change wet diapers? His rough hands and feet made Lizi cry.

Lizi's ghostly crying and wolf howling is definitely a devilish sound, it's ugly, the prince has a bad temper, and he wants to punish him with his hand.

What the hell, you really think you are a human child wearing Pampers?Where did I learn to be coquettish and coquettish, I can't bear it.

"How about you young man, you are clumsy when you change into a diaper, and you want to hit the child..." In the eyes of the grandpa and aunt, the pear is black, and the cry is the voice of an ordinary child. Seeing that Ao Ye is so rude, he immediately opened his mouth model.

While complaining, he also taught the prince how to change diapers.

Although wordy, he is a good person.

However, after such a short time, when the prince returned to his battery car again, he found that the two packages on the car had disappeared.

Prince: There are always people who want to die.