Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

On the street, Ao Ye rode a battery car and galloped in the cold wind. The speed of the car reached the limit, and Li Zi babbled and screamed, very excited.

Suddenly, a battery car came out from the side of the road, parallel to the prince, and it was Lou Jue and Zhou Fei who had just got off work.

Zhou Fei's yellow hair was disheveled by the cold wind, and he shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother, I went wrong, the Peninsula Community is not this way."

The prince who had two packages stolen showed a sinister smile, "No, there is nothing wrong."

Zhou Fei stared in confusion, not knowing what kind of madness Father Long is going into today, could he be deceived by the long-haired man again to do something that starts at ten years and carries the maximum death penalty?

The fact is exactly the opposite of what he thought.

While driving, Ao Ye asked the pear on his chest: "How to get to the crossroad ahead? I made a mistake and I peeled your skin."

The desire to survive made the pears grow, and in order to smell the courier thief more clearly, he even closed his eyes, and with that big mouth that would split into an abyss at any moment, he wrinkled his nose and sniffed like a puppy dog. , After confirming the direction, he babbled and pointed to Papa Long with his pitch-black arms.

"Left? Good." The crown prince turned the dragon's head and drove towards Jingshanqian Street.

As we all know, Jingshanqian Street is the center of Kyoto, surrounding the Imperial Palace, the National Grand Theater and the Palace Museum.

"Yeah, yip..." Lizi pointed to the area of ​​the Forbidden City Museum and kept yelling.

Ao Ye parked the car. The opening hours of the Palace Museum are from [-]:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm, and it is now closed at [-]:[-] pm.

At this moment, Jingshanqian Street is full of grandpas and aunts, walking their dogs or grandchildren. The little policemen who have a few encounters with the prince are called Huo Xiaoxia and Jin Yu, and they are handing out leaflets of wanted criminals to nearby neighbors. resident.

"The liar is less than 1.7 meters tall and has a delicate appearance. He is about 15 years old. He has half of his head plucked, and the back of his head is braided... What? I don't understand? It's actually the hairstyle of Qing court dramas."

"I looked carefully and found that there is a reward for reporting his whereabouts."

"Remember not to do it yourself, this man is crazy."

Huo Xiaoxia and Jin Yu were halfway through issuing the arrest warrants, when they saw the prince riding on the battery car, their legs twitched, and they pushed away the uncles and aunts who surrounded them asking questions, trembling, they walked up to the prince and wanted to kneel Down.

"Huo Xiaoxia from the Yongding River Aquarium/Jin Yu met His Royal Highness..."

Ao Ye stopped their kneeling legs, squinted his peach blossom eyes, and shot a dangerous beam of light, "Did you tell others about my whereabouts?"

The two demons shook their heads hastily, "Without His Highness's order, we dare not speak nonsense."

The prince nodded, "That's good."

Seeing the crown prince glanced at the wanted list in their hands, Huo Xiaoxia hurriedly handed over one. Although Jin Yu had a bad memory, he reacted quickly on the spot. And the crime video, click to open it for the prince to watch.

The back view is the Palace Museum, the exhibition area for the portraits of Emperor Kangxi.

The young man with the braided hair in the Qing palace looks about 15 years old, wearing a python robe of the Qing Dynasty prince, and said that his name is Aixinjueluo Jixiang. He is holding a young man in a suit in his hand. The young man in the suit obviously does not want to stay with him. Breaking free, he covered his face with his hands.

However, Aixinjueluo Jixiang clung to him, pointed at the security personnel of the Palace Museum, and accused him tearfully, "You thieves! No, you are simply robbers. Not to mention breaking into my house, you have to ask me to buy a ticket." Come in, you wrap up my bed, put my inkstone for writing in a glass box, and let others visit my toilet... Are you still human? You beasts!"

The prince pointed to the crying person in the video: "Where is the mental retardation?"

Li Zi, who was held in Lou Jue's arms: "...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

The prince stroked his handsome chin, "So it's him."

Steal his package.

Let's go to war!retarded.

Time went back to two hours ago.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, in a certain street and alley, Aixinjueluo Jixiang was naked, wearing only a pair of white boxers, shivering and crying in the cold wind.

He had just escaped from the police station, and he didn't know how things turned out like this.

He, Aixinjueluo Jixiang, Aixinjueluo Xuanye, the first son of Emperor Kangxi, would be so embarrassed after waking up.

Things start a long, long time ago.

At that time, the sky was still blue and the clouds were very light. My brothers and I were studying in the study room.

Everyone knows that the princes of the Qing Dynasty have always lived a miserable life of going to bed later than a dog and getting up earlier than a chicken, because our father is a strict father.

——Of course, this is not important, after all, I am the incarnation of Jade Cabbage, and only my father and the fourth child can see me.

The old lady who went to the study was very strict. I was the only brother who had never been beaten. For this reason, the fourth child was very jealous and always looked at me like "seeing a mental retardation".

As an elder brother, I understand the jealousy and envy of the fourth child, so I have never bothered with him.

It may be because of my step-by-step retreat that made the fourth child more and more wanton, and sued me in front of the emperor when I was stealing snacks from the imperial dining room in class, causing me to be beaten, hurt, hands, and heart.

What is the use of a younger brother who disrespects his elder brother so much?

So I decided to teach the fourth brother a lesson. On a dark and windy night, I sneaked into the fourth brother's room and pressed him under the quilt and rubbed him for a while.

I want him to know that snitches don't end well.

But I didn't want to, I passed out just after the beating, and when I woke up, it was already 300 years later.

I woke up in a dark forest. The forest was strange and familiar. Later I realized that it was the garden of my house. come out.

(⊙o⊙)..., uh, let’s get down to business.

Anyway, after I woke up, it was a bit square, the forest was dark and cold, and my father and father were not there, so I could only take advantage of the moonlight to go to a place with lights, and then I saw a place called "Yuanshan Hotel" , The screams of howling ghosts and howling wolves one after another, it turned out to be a female ghost leading two little ghosts to scare people.

The female ghost seemed to have fallen head-on from a high place, and her entire face was smashed to pieces. I turned around and ran away in fright, but accidentally stepped on a branch on the ground, and the female ghost discovered my whereabouts.

The female ghost immediately rushed towards me, and I lay on the ground trembling, I was just a prince who couldn't lift my hands or shoulders, and was always well-clothed, I had never seen such a vicious thing before, I didn't even dare to look at her, I could only Covering my eyes with both hands, I hope in my heart that my father will come to save me soon.

Without the father, the fourth child can do just fine.

Of course they didn't come.

But the female ghost let out a scream of "ah", and was knocked backward by a force, vomited blood, and broke off the pointed nails that were longer than the mother's queen.

I was stunned for a moment, and immediately realized that I am a monster transformed from emerald cabbage. My father brought Oboi into the game back then, and the excuse he made was to invite Oboi to admire my body. I wanted to refuse, but in the end it was for the sake of the country. For my father, I sacrificed my pure body.

Anyway, I am a spirit with merit and virtue, and I was also named by my father, how can a newly dead female ghost hurt me, and it's not the bastard of the fourth child, who can hit me with every punch, I screamed in pain.

I walked towards the female ghost, the cold expression on my face was learned from the fourth child.

As expected, the female ghost was frightened by me and begged for mercy. (No wonder the fourth child always has a cold face.) She saw that I was a hero and upright, and told me about her grievances, asking me to help her avenge her.

As the son of Aixinjueluo Xuanye, can I bear the grievances of my people?

I can not!

So I took out the seal that my father had engraved for me with my name on it, and stamped it on the female ghost's hand, and the female ghost's injuries were healed immediately.

To thank me, she held out her regrowth pointed nails and apologized.

I waved my hand to refuse, but I didn't want to knock her away again.

It was embarrassing, but she didn't blame me at all, she backed away and told me not to go.

I obediently stood where I was, and asked her where this place was, whether it was far from the Forbidden City.

The female ghost kindly showed me the direction, and I didn't thank her. After all, I am the prince and she is just a commoner, and my seal boosted her mana so that she can go back to take revenge.

——Speaking of this, I became angry. Later, I heard from my boss, President Crystal Palace Ye, that the female ghost is actually a villain. She used my power to get on someone else's body. In return, he captured the female ghost and saved the proprietress of the Yuanshan Hotel who was possessed by the female ghost.

My boss is really a good man who regards fame and wealth as dung. He gave me a job in a town house. As long as I turn into a jade cabbage and sleep on the table, I will be paid 500 yuan a month.

That's definitely a lot of money, I haven't had more than ten bucks with me since I woke up.

500 yuan will allow me to eat Golden Arches once a week. I blame myself very much, obviously I have done nothing, so I take the initiative to take care of the hygiene of the office area.

The boss reluctantly agreed, but he didn't scold me for not cleaning carefully, but just asked me to clean it again.

He is such a nice guy. [Say important things three times]

However, when I was going to the Forbidden City, I hadn't met the good boss at that time.

The grotesque city dazzled me, and I got lost before I knew it. I asked the passers-by without shame, but they looked like "where did you come from?" and then ran fast.

I couldn't find my way home. The thin prince's mang robe was useless and couldn't withstand the cold wind. I was cold and hungry, but no one gave me a bun. On the way, only a few girls took it. Follow me with your phone.

The world is getting worse, and they are actually walking on the street with their thighs exposed - aren't they cold?

I really want to know their secrets of keeping warm, but I can’t open my mouth. The fourth child said that when I encounter something I don’t understand, I have to think about it. Asking for advice will only make people think I’m stupid.

The fourth brother's words are really ugly. I know he has always been jealous that I can doze off and eat snacks in class, so he never takes what the fourth child says to heart.

But I still didn't ask them, I've never talked to a girl before.

A little shy o(////▽////)

So, I found a leeward teahouse and squatted down, and decided to go to the Forbidden City after dawn. The female ghost said that it was very close to the Forbidden City.

It was an old teahouse with a slow business for some years, and it was here that I met my relatives.

"Hey, it's me, Aixinjueluo Ruyi. I'm the prince of the Qing Dynasty. My family's 40 billion overseas assets have been frozen, and only 200 million can be unfrozen... 4324354657657 This is my bank card, and I represent Aixinjue Thank you from the Luo family... Don't worry, you must have a share..."

Aixinjueluo Ruyi - I haven't heard of this name, but didn't I fall asleep, maybe I ate Ma Maxiang, and my father, who was in good health, gave birth to another child.

I rushed in and found my relatives in the corner. He was wearing the same suit as the civilians outside, but his hairstyle was the same as mine.

I couldn't help holding his hand: "So you are also from Aixinjueluo's family, that's great."

Ruyi stared at me blankly, "...you...you too?"

I nodded, Ruyi was not very happy, "I didn't expect to meet my colleagues..."

I lowered my head guiltily, thinking that my shabbiness made Ruyi angry.

As a prince, I am indeed too embarrassed now.

I am ashamed to the Aixinjueluo family, but at the moment I am hungry, tired and cold, and I don't care about face, so I can only let Ruyi keep me, and then we will go to the father tomorrow together.

Ruyi's face was distorted: "Father? What is your identity?"

Me: "Aixinjueluo Jixiang, the first son of Kangxi."

Ruyi blinked her eyes, "Isn't Kangxi's first son Yinyi? Brother, have you ever read a book?"

I bowed my head in shame, I was guilty, I dozed off when the master was giving lectures.

"However, your outfit is really good. I thought that someone who cuts his head like me would be very dedicated. I didn't expect you to have a suit of clothes. Look at the material, it must cost a lot of money."

"I don't know, the embroiderer in the palace did it."

Ruyi looked at me like he was looking at a mental retardation, and he said, "Forget it, I won't ask. But you understand the rules, in our business, doing business in one place is easy to be punctured, how about it, You follow me, brothers are united, I will never treat you badly."

I don't quite understand his words, but I can understand Brother Qixin.

After the boss and the second fight, the father will beat them, and at the same time say things like brothers are of one mind.

Anyway, after successfully reuniting with my relatives, I finally ate hot meals and hot dishes. Ruyi said that I should wear this clothes when I am working, and it is best to wear the same clothes as them at ordinary times.

As the eldest son of the emperor who made great contributions in capturing Oboi, holds a lot of power, and can report to the emperor at any time, I told Ruyi in a low voice that the prince is very unsatisfactory now, and has no other clothes.

Ruyi rolled her eyes, and then took me to buy clothes.

Ruyi is such a good person!

Then, I found out that the clerk who sells clothes can see me, and everyone can see me. In the past, only my father and the fourth child could see me.

I think it must be that my mana has greatly increased.

I randomly chose a suit of clothes and asked Ruyi to go to the Forbidden City to find my father after a long time. Ruyi looked at me with a mentally handicapped and illiterate expression.

Then, give me popular science history in the small hotel all night.

I have never heard of the word popular science, and it feels quite broad and profound.

I listened very carefully with my ears upright. Now that so many people can see me, I can’t be as disinterested in learning as I used to be. If others find out that I am incapable of learning, my father will definitely slap me on the palm, and then the fourth child In front of him once again lost his brother's dignity.

However, I never expected that my father would have died a long time ago, and the fourth child who inherited the throne would also die, and I would sleep for 300 years.

And the Ruyi in front of me is not the youngest son that my father secretly gave birth to while I was away, he is the descendant of the fourth son who lived outside.

No wonder Ruyi looked at me as if I was mentally retarded, and the eyes were exactly the same as that of the fourth child. It turned out that I was the descendant of the fourth child.

I hid in the toilet and cried sadly all night.

But I want to live like a dog, and I want to be strong. The fourth child’s son Ruyi is going through a very difficult life. I want to help him. Even if we can’t reproduce the past glory of our Aixinjueluo family, I still want to make him a mang robe worn by a prince. .

——Why did I just say Mangpao, because Ruyi has been very concerned about my clothes since we met, and asked me to lend him my clothes every time he took me out to work.

I'm his elder, so naturally I won't argue with him about this.

After going out to work a few times, we made some money, I don't know how much, but seeing Ruyi's sad face, I think it must not be much.

"Ding, 20 RMB has just been transferred into your bank card..." Ruyi's cell phone rang again.

"Hey, there are really too many liars now." Ruyi was very distressed, but why did the corners of her mouth turn up uncontrollably.

Hey, as expected of the offspring of the fourth child, it's hard to guess what's going on in his mind.

Although we are poor and can only live in a five-star hotel, we wake up on a five-meter-wide bed, and we can only share a few tables of breakfast with hundreds of people (self-service), and we don’t have an exclusive maid to wait for the daily life—so hard, squeamish I just didn't say a word.

I miss my father, the fourth son who always has a straight face, and occasionally the eighth son who smiles like a fox.

I wanted to go to the Forbidden City to pay homage to them, so I spent the ten yuan pocket money Ruyi gave me to buy paper money for joss sticks.

Ruyi threw away the things I bought as if his eyebrows were on fire. He said that the Kyoto government strictly stipulates that these cannot be burned.

Ah, this hateful government (〃 > dish <)

Speaking of them, I get furious. They occupied my home and developed it into a scenic spot. They didn't distinguish between me and I had to buy a ticket if I wanted to go in. The ticket was quite expensive.

I cursed them almost every night, but it didn't work, because I'm Lucky Emerald, not good at cursing.

Seeing that the door of my house was right in front of me and I couldn’t enter, and I was too poor to afford tickets, I decided to call the police, because I heard from Ruyi’s client that if he cheated on him, he would go to the police station to call the police.

I think the police station must be a place to uphold justice in the world, just like the previous yamen.

Hearing that I had to call the police in order to enter the Forbidden City, Ruyi was frightened and hurriedly bought me a ticket.

"Why do you always want to go to the Palace Museum? Isn't it good to look at the pictures online? It's a waste of money..."

I severely reprimanded Ruyi, even though he is a descendant of the fourth child who doesn't know how many generations, and has no relationship with the fourth child and his father, and even because of their status as princes, they would avoid people from the government.

But no matter how difficult they are, they must not forget their roots.

Ruyi's face collapsed, and I was finally persuaded to go to the Palace Museum together.

"Okay, I'm convinced. Anyway, Kangxi gave me this bowl of rice, so let's go and have a look."

We bought two tickets and followed the crowd to the exhibition area of ​​portraits of Qing emperors.

Looking at the portrait of my father hanging on the wall, tears of missing me flowed down my face.

I still remember that he used a chicken leg to coax me to confuse Aobai—cross it out, I voluntarily.

I still remember the expression on his face that frightened the baby to death when he saw me transform into the shape for the first time in the warehouse; I still remember that we drank all night after he succeeded in capturing Oboi; Just because I sneaked snacks in class... everything in the past seems to be just yesterday, right in front of me.

I burst into tears.

I lifted the baseball cap on my head, revealing my handsome hairstyle like my father's.

I tore off the black ground-length trench coat, revealing the prince's mang robe that Ruyi forbade me to wear.

I knelt on the ground and shouted to the portrait of my father, "Huang Ama."

Then, I took out two inches thick white paper money from my sleeve, and I threw the paper money while weeping bitterly.

"Huang Ama, Jixiang is not filial, Jixiang has come to see you..."

I know that now is different from the past, my behavior may bring troubles to Ruyi, but I am really sad, I can't even see my father for the last time, and he also let the fourth son become the emperor while I was away, not to say that I Smarter than the fourth?

Father donkey me.

After I finished crying for my father, I cried for my fourth child, and then I cried twice for my eighth child.

The eighth brother is really miserable, no matter how annoying people he sees, he always has a smiling face. After so many years of laughing in vain, he is no match for the cold face of the fourth brother, who makes him the emperor.

If I were here, I would definitely be the emperor.

After all, my father said more than once that I am smarter than the fourth child.

I was crying because I was sad, but a group of people in uniform rushed in and pushed through the chaotic crowd to capture me... They actually wanted to capture me?

What am I did wrong?I went back to my home, and I threw paper money to my father. They said they couldn't bring in lighters, so I obediently threw the lighters in the trash can at the entrance.

"It's too much! You are too much!!"

I heard my reason burning, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught sight of Ruyi's back running out sneakily, and exploded on the spot.

Ruyi, this is our home, why are you sneaking away like this and running away with no spine?

Is it because the opponent has a large number of people?

Is there no reason in this world?And with so many people around, can they still eat us?

I stood up suddenly, pushed away the security guards who were in the way, and grabbed Ruyi's hand.

Ruyi roared: "No, let me go."

I shook my head, "No, Ruyi, today we want to seek justice for ourselves, because we are the descendants of Aixinjueluo."

I forced Ruyi to reason with the uniformed people, and asked the people watching to take a video of their violent law enforcement.

"You thieves! No, you are robbers at all. You broke into my house, and you had to ask me to buy a ticket to get in. You occupied my bed, put my inkstone for writing in a glass box, and let others Visit my toilet...are you still human? You beasts!"

My words really worked. They were overwhelmed by me, and they were too dumb to come forward.

Someone said that the police were coming, and I was overjoyed and greeted them enthusiastically, "Hi Uncle Police, my name is Aixinjueluo-Jixiang, I want to see your leader, and I want to talk to him about the ownership of the Forbidden City... "

"No, auspicious you mentally handicapped." Ruyi yelled, but I turned her to the police.

Then, we went to the police station harmoniously.

The two of us were questioned separately, and then I was educated by the police.

This time the science popularization is Ruyi.

It turns out that Ruyi is not the descendant of the fourth child, but a liar who swindled money under the guise of the prince of the Qing Dynasty. His crimes amounted to millions. The police tracked him down for half a year, but he was cunning and never caught.

I was completely stunned, I knew it was not 300 years ago, and it was not when the father was in power, but I didn't expect that someone would dare to risk the world and pretend to be the prince, which is a serious crime against the nine clans.

The policeman looked at the mentally handicapped expression, "One person is doing things and the other is responsible. Now we don't sit together."

"I see, no wonder he is so bold." I suddenly realized.

In addition to me and Ruyi, a professor from the Palace Museum accompanied me to the police station. The professor said that the imperial mang robe on my body seemed to be authentic. The policeman who arrested me immediately turned pale with fright, pointed at my torn sleeve and said: " This psycho came to the police station voluntarily, I didn't touch him, his sleeve was scratched by that person..." The little policeman pointed at Ruyi.

Ruyi noodles are ashamed, "What? The real thing? I'm fucking wearing an antique to cheat, I'm fucking selling it for three lifetimes and I can't finish it..."

Then the professor took off my clothes.

After two science popularizations, I have deeply realized my mistakes.

I felt ashamed to face people, so I ran out of the police station while I was in the bathroom.

From the warm indoors to the cold outdoors, I was covered in goosebumps from the cold with only my underwear on.

Then, I saw two packages, one was actually bulging, and it seemed to be clothes.

There was no one around, and I was shivering with cold.

I have two villains fighting in my head.

Angel: Jixiang, you can't take it, you are the eldest son of the emperor, you are the son of Kangxi, you can't be a thief.

Devil: What are you talking about, there is no one here, this is an ownerless thing.

The angel huffed: You are deceiving yourself.

The devil kicked the angel's buttocks: It's better than hanging out in trousers, don't you think everyone will see auspicious naked bodies on the Internet tomorrow...

The demons triumphed over the angels, and I held the package, which contained a sweater and a dozen panties.

The sweater just covered my buttocks, and even though the bottom of my butt was still exposed, I was much warmer, and then a strong shame came to my heart.

I couldn't help but go back to the Palace Museum again, stun the guards, and turn off the surveillance - why didn't I think of this method before, no wonder the fourth child said I was stupid and cute.

I walked up to the portrait of my father, feeling so sad that I couldn't help it.

My father has been familiar with Confucian classics since he was a child, and he is proficient in both martial arts and martial arts. At the age of 16, he eliminated Oboi, flattened San Francisco to recover Taiwan, and expelled Tsarist Russia... He is such a heroic and powerful character that even the idiot editors of Qing palace dramas dare not blackmail him. He has a thief son.

"Night.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes. I didn't use them to find the light, but to steal the express.

Father, I am guilty..."