Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation
Chapter 23 Lou Jue's Zhang Yi and Unscrupulous Dad
The traitor Qin Hui of the Southern Song Dynasty was thrown in the corner by the prince like a pig.
Bai Wuchang's eyes glowed green, and he rushed forward immediately.
This pair of good friends who are very different in age, when playing double row, either you pulled me back, or I hit you by mistake. At this moment, they bullied Qin Hui, who had no backhand power, and they cooperated seamlessly and had a tacit understanding.
The one who is in charge of keeping the pig, oh sorry, the person is a well-known treacherous minister and villain in ancient times, calling him a pig is still a bit too much.
One was in charge of pressing Qin Hui to the ground, the other twisted Qin Hui's neck with his legs, and put his hands into Qin Wei's body for a while to stir, as if he was looking for something.
"Have you found it? Hurry up and wait until dawn. I won't be able to do business when I go back."
"Tsk, I have done this kind of thing without telling Yama of the Ten Palaces, and I'm afraid it won't be easy to deal with."
"Then...then...then I don't think Lizi is too thin, I can't bear to be an uncle."
"I corrupted your letter."
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, or the chicken will crow if you don't hurry up."
"Damn it, Qin Hui has so much stern aura in his body, I have no choice but to choose the best and strongest smell for my son."
Hearing what he said, Bai Wuchang let out an oh, and stopped urging him.
The crown prince stirred in Qin Hui's body for a while, and Qin Hui in pain cried for his father and mother. The criminal law of the eighteenth floor of hell is not as messy as the crown prince's. Sometimes he rummages in his stomach, and sometimes he takes out your heart and liver to watch and watch, disgusting If it doesn't look good, it will be stuffed back for you, but it will not be put back in its original place, and it will be thrown around casually, which is extremely immoral.
Qin Hui: "Can you give me a pain?"
The prince: "No."
In the end, the prince found out that Qin Hui's head was the most violent. Amidst Qin Hui's heart-piercing cries, the prince forcibly dug out a piece of black air about the size of a pound of steak from his skull.
Bai Wuchang said enviously: "No wonder King Qin Guang is very envious every time he mentions your right hand. He has written to the Dragon King of the East China Sea several times, wanting to hire you to work in the underworld, but unfortunately your father does not agree. If the underworld With means like yours, it would be much easier to take care of the ghosts."
The prince smiled triumphantly, "I am the prince who is going to inherit the throne, how can I go to work in the underworld."
The black energy in his hand is really thick and frightening. Although it is not as strong as that of Lizi, it is no longer an illusory object, but has a heavy weight. The blood-red evil energy flows inside, like a piece of charcoal roast The beef, except for the burnt color, is generally very good.
A strong wind suddenly blew outside the window, and ghostly screams could be heard faintly.
Severe and evil spirits are the most popular among evil spirits. Ao Ye is busy feeding pears now, and has no time to pay attention to other evil spirits. He pinches his finger and wants to drip blood on it, so that the evil spirit of "charcoal grilled beef" will come out from within. Without saying a word, Lou Jue suddenly stretched out his hand to brush over the beef, and the evil spirit emanating from it immediately subsided.
The prince praised his nanny.
The nanny nodded and stood at the dining table holding the pear.
Lizi stared at the "beef" with her little hands moving quickly, drooling and wishing she could swallow it with her mouth open, but due to Papa Long's coercion, she could only focus on the beef.
Lizi: "Yi Ya Yi Ya..." It is fragrant and meaty.
Taking the plate, knife and fork that Zhou Fei brought from the kitchen, the crown prince put the beef in, left the knife and right fork, and took two small tomatoes from the fruit plate for decoration.
The prince said to his younger son solemnly: "Lizi, what Dad is going to say now is very important, you must listen carefully."
Pear: "Yeah..."
Lizi still didn't understand how important this moment was to her, so she just waved her hands ignorantly.
Zhou Fei was very clear, fearing that he would forget, he even took out a notebook and made sure to write down what Papa Long said verbatim.
Bai Wuchang wasn't very worried. No matter how much Lizi was the taboo son, he was still a baby who couldn't even crawl. There were him and his friend in the room, and the mysterious nanny of the friend's family. Under such powerful force, Nothing will go wrong.
However, Bai Wuchang cautiously took out the mourning stick to prevent it from happening.
Lou Jue didn't do anything, his every move was under the command of the crown prince. The crown prince told him to take the pear out of the swaddle, and supported the creaking nest of the pear with both hands to hold the pear in the air, so he held the pear in the air. Anyway, whatever Ao Ye said, he would do.
Lin Dading: ...=_=Why is he here?
As a cowardly pervert, he saw Bai Wuchang, the big boss of the underworld, using his power for personal gain, stealing his positions secretly, and doing things by leapfrogging without reporting to Yama of the Ten Palaces.
Witnessing such a crime scene that despises his superiors, can he still live to see the sun of tomorrow?
I heard that when a ghost dies, it really dies and ceases to exist.
Still pretend to be dizzy.
With a chirping sound, Lin Dading lay motionless on the ground.
The prince started pre-meal education.
"Lizi, as my son, although you have not inherited my elegant and handsome appearance, you must remember that as a dragon, your every move will be watched by all tribes, including eating. How to eat, must be elegant ..."
"Elegant?" The corner of Zhou Fei's mouth twitched, "Dad, you are not qualified to say these two words." I don't know who would fly up their chopsticks every time they ate braised chicken nuggets, wishing they could bury their face in it.
The prince looked at Zhou Feifei, and his voice was unprecedentedly gentle, "Not only must you be elegant, but you must also know how to respect the elderly. You must 100% worship and obey your father, that is, me, otherwise I really don't know what I will do. After all Like every father, I hope that my son will become a success, and my loving mother will fail my son, so the word 'soft-hearted' is not in my dictionary."
Zhou Feifei: ...Dad, I was wrong, I shouldn't have interrupted.
The prince turned his head to look at Lizi, and asked him if he understood.
Pear: "Yeah..."
Okay, Pear remembers.
"Very good." The crown prince swallowed a breath, his expression became very serious.
Bai Wuchang's expression froze: Here we come, the most important feeding education is finally coming.
Zhou Fei: I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up...
Lou Jue: I don’t know why, I feel different from upstairs...
The prince holds a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right, and his eyes are tightly locked on his youngest son, "Listen up, Lizi, for us dragons, elegance is bullshit. The most important thing before eating is to pray to the ancestor dragon god." Those dead birds in Phoenix gave birth to a son without an asshole, and were struck by lightning while walking, so they cut off their children and grandchildren, so they will be separated from their farts as soon as possible."
Bai Wuchang: ...You Dragon Clan are really awesome.
Lou Jue: ...
Zhou Fei: ...
Ever since Zhou Fei knew that his father was from the Dragon Clan, he has made up some knowledge. Hearing what Father Long said, he timidly raised his hand and asked, "Dad, in the year when the Dragon Han was first robbed, was our Dragon Clan destroyed by the Phoenix?" The family was beaten very badly?" That's why they cursed people so viciously every day.
"How is it possible, how could we lose to a group of stupid birds." The prince raised five fingers, "Although I really don't want to admit the dead birds of the Feng family, but they are indeed powerful. We didn't win the battle back then, but we didn't lose either. .”
Zhou Fei: So the Phoenix Clan didn't get any advantage, and the Dragon Clan cursed day and night that they had sons without assholes?Do you dare to be stingy?
Bai Wuchang: ...So you Dragon Clan are awesome.
Lou Jue: I choose to sigh.
Finally came the most tense moment. Ao Ye took a knife and fork and carefully cut off a piece of "beef". He was very cautious, and the first piece was only the size of a little finger.
"Aww..." The foodie Li opened his mouth wider than a basketball without waiting for the "beef" to be brought to his mouth. The prince had a head-on experience of what is called a black hole and what is called an abyss.
Look, there is still wind blowing out of the bottomless mouth of his youngest son.
The prince squinted his eyes and reminded Lizi, "Elegance."
Lizi quickly closed her big mouth, pouted, and pouted her mouth like a chicken coop.
Pears should be elegant dragons.
"Good." The prince said and sent the "beef" in.
With a grunt, Li Zi's inconspicuous throat moved up and down, and everyone surrounded him nervously.
Prince: "How does it taste?"
Bai Wuchang: "Is it delicious?"
Zhou Fei: "Does your stomach hurt?"
Judging from the language, Zhou Fei, who is still an older brother, is more reliable.
Facing the three pairs of eager eyes, Lizi shrank her neck in fear, "Yeah... yah..."
The prince: "Speak human words."
pear:……
Prince Edward: "Say it."
Lizi: Lizi...Lizi, I can't speak human words.
Lizi pursed her mouth, wanting to cry but not daring to cry.
Lou Jue spent the longest time with Li Zi, and when he saw that only a small piece of "steak" was missing, he guessed: "Why don't you try cutting it into a larger piece, the piece just now is not as big as the gap between the teeth of a pear, probably eat it." I don't feel anything."
The prince suddenly realized, and hurriedly cut another piece, which was as wide as two fingers of an adult.
Pear babbled excitedly, chewing the steak wrapped in her mouth a few times before eating.
The prince: "How is it?"
Lizi: "... babbling, babbling." So many times, but so many times for Lizi.
Bai Wuchang circled around the pear, seeing that there was nothing wrong with the pear, he asked Ao Ye to cut another piece.
The prince cut half of it directly, and Lizi stretched out his hands, holding the "steak" and drooling, screaming excitedly, obviously very satisfied with the meat this time.
After eating, there was still no abnormality on Lizi's body, but she was full of laziness, like a prince who was lying on the sofa after dinner and kneading melon seeds, watching where his father was going.
Papa Long happily gave Lizi a meme, "Daddy's son, you are so cute."
Severe and evil spirits are actually evil, but pears eat evil, but they don’t eat and grow like ordinary demons. The devilish energy on their body is still the same as when they were born. This is enough to prove that external evil cannot affect pears, at least eighteen levels of hell. Level of evil can not be affected.
If you let the pears eat like this, not to mention that it will help strengthen your own nutrition, just the evil he eats is a merit.
The crown prince hugged the youngest son from Lou Jue's hand affectionately, "Lizi, we can't afford to offend Father Tiandao, you must earnestly do meritorious deeds in the future."
Lizi, who was kissed by her father, shook her little arms excitedly, "Yeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Lizi is daddy's good baby, as long as he doesn't spank his ass, his daddy will never go west.
Successfully interpreted the babbling formula in Lizi's mouth: =_= A filial son is born under the stick?
It was very rare for the crown prince to be kind to the pears, and even asked if he still wanted to eat the pears.
Lizi shook her head and reached for a bottle.
When my elder brother took him to watch a children's diet program, the teaching beast on TV said that children should have a balanced diet and not only eat meat, but a combination of meat and vegetables to grow taller.
It was night, the prince took Lizi, who was drinking milk from the bottle, to his bed, and the father and son slept on the same bed.
That night, Lizi slept very soundly. When she woke up until dawn, she didn't have to drink two courses of milk-milk at night as usual.
At seven o'clock in the morning, Lou Jue got up to make noodles, chopped dumplings, wrapped three drawers of steamed buns, steamed them in a pot, washed his hands and walked to the prince's bedroom.
The prince was sleeping on his back, and the heater was turned on. He didn't even wear pajamas, and he was lying on the bed in only a small black underwear.
Because it is an aquarium, the skin is white and tender, and it seems to be able to pinch water, but it is not feminine at all. There is a thin layer of muscle under the white skin, and the undulating lines are very attractive.
I knew at a young age that pears with meat and vegetables really grow taller.
After eating more than half of the evil spirits of the eighteenth-level hell, Li Zi grew ten centimeters taller overnight, and her hands and feet became stronger. When Lou Jue entered, Li Zi had already woken up and was crawling happily on Papa Long's body.
"Oh, don't bother me." The prince groaned, stretched out his long legs and kicked Lizi off the bed.
Lizi was still a baby, treated so ruthlessly by her father, she was about to cry when her mouth was flattened.
Lizi: My father is a handsome dragon with no emotion. Yesterday he spoke softly to me and held me in the palm of his hand. Today he kicks me with his feet.
Lou Jue knew how bad the prince was when he got up, so he quickly walked over to pick up Lizi, and said softly, "Don't disturb Daddy's sleep."
Lizi fierce: "Yeah... eh..."
Lizi is a child with no feelings, so she wants to disturb her father to sleep.
Lou Jue: "...he will spank your ass."
pear:"……"
Lizi chose to remain silent.
It's not that he succumbed to his father's power, he's just a good boy.
After dressing Lizi and stuffing the baby bottle in his hand, Lou Jue threw Lizi into Zhou Fei's room.
"Eyeeeeeeeee..."
Lizi likes to play with her elder brother very much. Don't look at her brother with yellow hair and a bad face, but he is very gentle with Lizi.
Lizi climbed up to sit next to Zhou Fei who was still sound asleep, drank a few sips of milk-he just looked at his brother, drank a few sips to look at his brother, and sometimes moved his mouth to bite his brother’s fingers. Knowing that he is delicate and frail, he is flesh without nutrition, and the most important thing is that he is Lizi's older brother, so Lizi only grinds with his fangs and does not really bite.
Seeing that the two brothers get along harmoniously, Lou Jue closed the door of Zhou Fei's room and re-entered the crown prince's room.
I don't know if it's because the heater is too hot, or I can't suppress the eagerness in my heart. Looking at the prince who is sleeping openly and frankly with only boxers on the bed, Lou Jue is like being roasted by fire.
Obviously, he is not afraid of fire.
After the first robbery of the Dragon Han Dynasty, the dragon clan retreated to the four seas, and the Feng clan lived in seclusion on the undead volcano.
It has only been ten years since Lou Jue came to the human race world.
Ten years is not a short time for the human race, but for him it is just a snap of the fingers.
He never thought that he would meet Ao Ye here.
That year... that year... Just thinking about that year, Lou Jue felt pain in his heart.
That year when he heard the news of his death, he disregarded the obstruction of his fellow clansmen and came to Buzhoushen Mountain. All he saw was his body locked in Longquan Cave. His eyes were tightly closed and lifeless. Obviously he likes to open those peach blossom eyes the most. He hooks up everywhere, whether it's a god or a fairy, or a female monster. When he sees a beautiful girl, he will go up and flirt with her.
Just like when they met for the first time, he was enlightened on the edge of a barren mountain and a cliff, Ao Ye passed by with a peach in his mouth, he had no sense of public morality, he just threw it away, didn't notice him at all, just kept chasing the beautiful woman in front of him female monster running.
The peach pit rolled to his feet, absorbing the overflowing spiritual power from his body, and within a few days, it grew into a towering tree, shining brightly, and a tree of peach blossoms bloomed.
As soon as the strong wind blew, they fell on his hair and long gown, turning the pure white gown into a floor-length peach-colored long skirt.
Then Ao Ye passed by again, his eyes were like radar, and he stared at his back without moving.
He had just woken up at that time, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a head sticking out from the left back, and Taohua looked at him with squinting eyes, "Beauty, enlightened!"
After finishing speaking, retreat ten meters in seconds.
"I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist, I made a mistake..."
Before he could speak, he turned around and ran, like a rabbit, running extremely fast.
That was the first time they met. At that time, Ao Ye was already the indisputable existence of the Dragon Clan. He talked flamboyantly, but acted much more maturely than the current prince.
The appearance is also very different.
Lou Jue closed the door, turned down the heat, walked to the bed, and covered the prince with a blanket.
He sat down by the bed and stared at his peaceful sleeping face. Compared with before, the prince's appearance is only three points similar.
Thinking of the encounter in Xiangshan, Lou Jue chuckled, "You were blind back then, I never thought it would be the same now."
The prince seemed to know that someone was scolding him, so he turned over and hit Lou Jue with his right hand.
Lou Jue grabbed his hand and placed it on his chest.
The heart that has been beating for thousands of years is slightly swollen and painful.
"His Royal Highness, long time no see."
Ao Ye is a lazy dragon who is not elegant at all, only likes to pretend to be aggressive in front of young ladies, and always likes to sleep until the sun is up.
But today we are not together. Early in the morning, I heard Zhou Fei yelling and screaming, saying that our pears have grown taller, and they can climb when they grow up.
The prince jumped up from the bed immediately, without any clothes on, he yelled at Li Zi, "No way, he has grown taller so quickly, so don't you have to buy him clothes and shoes again?"
Looking at Hong Guoguo's body, the blue veins on Lou Jue's forehead were dancing, and went back to the bedroom to quickly bring a pajamas.
The crown prince complained while putting on his clothes, Tang Damei is being stingy, and only gave 5 yuan in labor fees, which is not as generous as the old lady Xu.
Zhou Fei spoke for Tang Damei, "She is still a student, fifty thousand is not bad."
That's right, so he ordered the payment without saying anything, but Li Zi's new clothes have only been worn for a few days?The prince felt extremely heartbroken when he had to replace it with a new one. Fortunately, the big buns made by the nanny had thin skin and big holes, and they were still his favorite cowpea buns.
The crown prince gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, drank soy milk, and planned to give away the pears, "Children are too expensive, why don't you give the pears to Yama of the Ten Palaces."
After Bai Wuchang went back, he reported the matter of eating the pears to Yama.
Of course, he didn't say that he was at the scene, and he pushed it cleanly. It was all about the domineering and arrogant god n generation of Donghai, who raised a son who drools at everything, and he can eat better than gluttony. When he arrives , most of Qin Hui's sternness was eaten up.
Moreover, Bai Wuchang didn't even reveal Lizi's identity, which was well hidden.
Yan Luo of the Tenth Temple was very emotional: As expected of the future king of the Dragon Clan, the sons picked up by the roadside are so powerful.
He also asked Bai Wuchang to send a text message to express his gratitude, and then Pidiandian went home and worked hard, hoping that his wife would also give birth to a capable son.
It was just a few pieces of clothes, and Zhou Fei slapped his chopsticks on the table angrily when he wanted to send away the pears.
The prince glanced at him: "Do you want to buy clothes for Lizi with your pocket money?"
Zhou Feifei grabbed the chopsticks: "What are you doing with such a delicate child? If you really can't wear the old clothes, you can go ask for some old clothes. Doesn't our aunt downstairs say that the old clothes are comfortable to wear and have no formaldehyde?"
The crown prince handed the eldest son a steamed stuffed bun, "That's right, I've learned to share my father's worries. Keep working hard."
Zhou Feifei: "Thank you dad, I will work hard."
Lou Jue: ...
pear:……
When Lizi could hold a pen and learn to read, the first diary entry she wrote was about his father and elder brother.
[The first article in the diary of Lizi, a son of the Long family who has just grown up. 】
I have a father and an older brother, both of whom are emotional killers, because of a few clothes, they almost gave me away.
My biggest dream is to become a billionaire one day and kill them with money.
Father Long, who doesn't know what morality is, not only peeked at his youngest son's diary, but also left comments.
Papa Long: Come on, in the wind and rain, Daddy is waiting for you.
pear:……
Bai Wuchang's eyes glowed green, and he rushed forward immediately.
This pair of good friends who are very different in age, when playing double row, either you pulled me back, or I hit you by mistake. At this moment, they bullied Qin Hui, who had no backhand power, and they cooperated seamlessly and had a tacit understanding.
The one who is in charge of keeping the pig, oh sorry, the person is a well-known treacherous minister and villain in ancient times, calling him a pig is still a bit too much.
One was in charge of pressing Qin Hui to the ground, the other twisted Qin Hui's neck with his legs, and put his hands into Qin Wei's body for a while to stir, as if he was looking for something.
"Have you found it? Hurry up and wait until dawn. I won't be able to do business when I go back."
"Tsk, I have done this kind of thing without telling Yama of the Ten Palaces, and I'm afraid it won't be easy to deal with."
"Then...then...then I don't think Lizi is too thin, I can't bear to be an uncle."
"I corrupted your letter."
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up, or the chicken will crow if you don't hurry up."
"Damn it, Qin Hui has so much stern aura in his body, I have no choice but to choose the best and strongest smell for my son."
Hearing what he said, Bai Wuchang let out an oh, and stopped urging him.
The crown prince stirred in Qin Hui's body for a while, and Qin Hui in pain cried for his father and mother. The criminal law of the eighteenth floor of hell is not as messy as the crown prince's. Sometimes he rummages in his stomach, and sometimes he takes out your heart and liver to watch and watch, disgusting If it doesn't look good, it will be stuffed back for you, but it will not be put back in its original place, and it will be thrown around casually, which is extremely immoral.
Qin Hui: "Can you give me a pain?"
The prince: "No."
In the end, the prince found out that Qin Hui's head was the most violent. Amidst Qin Hui's heart-piercing cries, the prince forcibly dug out a piece of black air about the size of a pound of steak from his skull.
Bai Wuchang said enviously: "No wonder King Qin Guang is very envious every time he mentions your right hand. He has written to the Dragon King of the East China Sea several times, wanting to hire you to work in the underworld, but unfortunately your father does not agree. If the underworld With means like yours, it would be much easier to take care of the ghosts."
The prince smiled triumphantly, "I am the prince who is going to inherit the throne, how can I go to work in the underworld."
The black energy in his hand is really thick and frightening. Although it is not as strong as that of Lizi, it is no longer an illusory object, but has a heavy weight. The blood-red evil energy flows inside, like a piece of charcoal roast The beef, except for the burnt color, is generally very good.
A strong wind suddenly blew outside the window, and ghostly screams could be heard faintly.
Severe and evil spirits are the most popular among evil spirits. Ao Ye is busy feeding pears now, and has no time to pay attention to other evil spirits. He pinches his finger and wants to drip blood on it, so that the evil spirit of "charcoal grilled beef" will come out from within. Without saying a word, Lou Jue suddenly stretched out his hand to brush over the beef, and the evil spirit emanating from it immediately subsided.
The prince praised his nanny.
The nanny nodded and stood at the dining table holding the pear.
Lizi stared at the "beef" with her little hands moving quickly, drooling and wishing she could swallow it with her mouth open, but due to Papa Long's coercion, she could only focus on the beef.
Lizi: "Yi Ya Yi Ya..." It is fragrant and meaty.
Taking the plate, knife and fork that Zhou Fei brought from the kitchen, the crown prince put the beef in, left the knife and right fork, and took two small tomatoes from the fruit plate for decoration.
The prince said to his younger son solemnly: "Lizi, what Dad is going to say now is very important, you must listen carefully."
Pear: "Yeah..."
Lizi still didn't understand how important this moment was to her, so she just waved her hands ignorantly.
Zhou Fei was very clear, fearing that he would forget, he even took out a notebook and made sure to write down what Papa Long said verbatim.
Bai Wuchang wasn't very worried. No matter how much Lizi was the taboo son, he was still a baby who couldn't even crawl. There were him and his friend in the room, and the mysterious nanny of the friend's family. Under such powerful force, Nothing will go wrong.
However, Bai Wuchang cautiously took out the mourning stick to prevent it from happening.
Lou Jue didn't do anything, his every move was under the command of the crown prince. The crown prince told him to take the pear out of the swaddle, and supported the creaking nest of the pear with both hands to hold the pear in the air, so he held the pear in the air. Anyway, whatever Ao Ye said, he would do.
Lin Dading: ...=_=Why is he here?
As a cowardly pervert, he saw Bai Wuchang, the big boss of the underworld, using his power for personal gain, stealing his positions secretly, and doing things by leapfrogging without reporting to Yama of the Ten Palaces.
Witnessing such a crime scene that despises his superiors, can he still live to see the sun of tomorrow?
I heard that when a ghost dies, it really dies and ceases to exist.
Still pretend to be dizzy.
With a chirping sound, Lin Dading lay motionless on the ground.
The prince started pre-meal education.
"Lizi, as my son, although you have not inherited my elegant and handsome appearance, you must remember that as a dragon, your every move will be watched by all tribes, including eating. How to eat, must be elegant ..."
"Elegant?" The corner of Zhou Fei's mouth twitched, "Dad, you are not qualified to say these two words." I don't know who would fly up their chopsticks every time they ate braised chicken nuggets, wishing they could bury their face in it.
The prince looked at Zhou Feifei, and his voice was unprecedentedly gentle, "Not only must you be elegant, but you must also know how to respect the elderly. You must 100% worship and obey your father, that is, me, otherwise I really don't know what I will do. After all Like every father, I hope that my son will become a success, and my loving mother will fail my son, so the word 'soft-hearted' is not in my dictionary."
Zhou Feifei: ...Dad, I was wrong, I shouldn't have interrupted.
The prince turned his head to look at Lizi, and asked him if he understood.
Pear: "Yeah..."
Okay, Pear remembers.
"Very good." The crown prince swallowed a breath, his expression became very serious.
Bai Wuchang's expression froze: Here we come, the most important feeding education is finally coming.
Zhou Fei: I finally waited for you. Fortunately, I didn't give up...
Lou Jue: I don’t know why, I feel different from upstairs...
The prince holds a knife in his left hand and a fork in his right, and his eyes are tightly locked on his youngest son, "Listen up, Lizi, for us dragons, elegance is bullshit. The most important thing before eating is to pray to the ancestor dragon god." Those dead birds in Phoenix gave birth to a son without an asshole, and were struck by lightning while walking, so they cut off their children and grandchildren, so they will be separated from their farts as soon as possible."
Bai Wuchang: ...You Dragon Clan are really awesome.
Lou Jue: ...
Zhou Fei: ...
Ever since Zhou Fei knew that his father was from the Dragon Clan, he has made up some knowledge. Hearing what Father Long said, he timidly raised his hand and asked, "Dad, in the year when the Dragon Han was first robbed, was our Dragon Clan destroyed by the Phoenix?" The family was beaten very badly?" That's why they cursed people so viciously every day.
"How is it possible, how could we lose to a group of stupid birds." The prince raised five fingers, "Although I really don't want to admit the dead birds of the Feng family, but they are indeed powerful. We didn't win the battle back then, but we didn't lose either. .”
Zhou Fei: So the Phoenix Clan didn't get any advantage, and the Dragon Clan cursed day and night that they had sons without assholes?Do you dare to be stingy?
Bai Wuchang: ...So you Dragon Clan are awesome.
Lou Jue: I choose to sigh.
Finally came the most tense moment. Ao Ye took a knife and fork and carefully cut off a piece of "beef". He was very cautious, and the first piece was only the size of a little finger.
"Aww..." The foodie Li opened his mouth wider than a basketball without waiting for the "beef" to be brought to his mouth. The prince had a head-on experience of what is called a black hole and what is called an abyss.
Look, there is still wind blowing out of the bottomless mouth of his youngest son.
The prince squinted his eyes and reminded Lizi, "Elegance."
Lizi quickly closed her big mouth, pouted, and pouted her mouth like a chicken coop.
Pears should be elegant dragons.
"Good." The prince said and sent the "beef" in.
With a grunt, Li Zi's inconspicuous throat moved up and down, and everyone surrounded him nervously.
Prince: "How does it taste?"
Bai Wuchang: "Is it delicious?"
Zhou Fei: "Does your stomach hurt?"
Judging from the language, Zhou Fei, who is still an older brother, is more reliable.
Facing the three pairs of eager eyes, Lizi shrank her neck in fear, "Yeah... yah..."
The prince: "Speak human words."
pear:……
Prince Edward: "Say it."
Lizi: Lizi...Lizi, I can't speak human words.
Lizi pursed her mouth, wanting to cry but not daring to cry.
Lou Jue spent the longest time with Li Zi, and when he saw that only a small piece of "steak" was missing, he guessed: "Why don't you try cutting it into a larger piece, the piece just now is not as big as the gap between the teeth of a pear, probably eat it." I don't feel anything."
The prince suddenly realized, and hurriedly cut another piece, which was as wide as two fingers of an adult.
Pear babbled excitedly, chewing the steak wrapped in her mouth a few times before eating.
The prince: "How is it?"
Lizi: "... babbling, babbling." So many times, but so many times for Lizi.
Bai Wuchang circled around the pear, seeing that there was nothing wrong with the pear, he asked Ao Ye to cut another piece.
The prince cut half of it directly, and Lizi stretched out his hands, holding the "steak" and drooling, screaming excitedly, obviously very satisfied with the meat this time.
After eating, there was still no abnormality on Lizi's body, but she was full of laziness, like a prince who was lying on the sofa after dinner and kneading melon seeds, watching where his father was going.
Papa Long happily gave Lizi a meme, "Daddy's son, you are so cute."
Severe and evil spirits are actually evil, but pears eat evil, but they don’t eat and grow like ordinary demons. The devilish energy on their body is still the same as when they were born. This is enough to prove that external evil cannot affect pears, at least eighteen levels of hell. Level of evil can not be affected.
If you let the pears eat like this, not to mention that it will help strengthen your own nutrition, just the evil he eats is a merit.
The crown prince hugged the youngest son from Lou Jue's hand affectionately, "Lizi, we can't afford to offend Father Tiandao, you must earnestly do meritorious deeds in the future."
Lizi, who was kissed by her father, shook her little arms excitedly, "Yeeeeeeeeeeee..."
Lizi is daddy's good baby, as long as he doesn't spank his ass, his daddy will never go west.
Successfully interpreted the babbling formula in Lizi's mouth: =_= A filial son is born under the stick?
It was very rare for the crown prince to be kind to the pears, and even asked if he still wanted to eat the pears.
Lizi shook her head and reached for a bottle.
When my elder brother took him to watch a children's diet program, the teaching beast on TV said that children should have a balanced diet and not only eat meat, but a combination of meat and vegetables to grow taller.
It was night, the prince took Lizi, who was drinking milk from the bottle, to his bed, and the father and son slept on the same bed.
That night, Lizi slept very soundly. When she woke up until dawn, she didn't have to drink two courses of milk-milk at night as usual.
At seven o'clock in the morning, Lou Jue got up to make noodles, chopped dumplings, wrapped three drawers of steamed buns, steamed them in a pot, washed his hands and walked to the prince's bedroom.
The prince was sleeping on his back, and the heater was turned on. He didn't even wear pajamas, and he was lying on the bed in only a small black underwear.
Because it is an aquarium, the skin is white and tender, and it seems to be able to pinch water, but it is not feminine at all. There is a thin layer of muscle under the white skin, and the undulating lines are very attractive.
I knew at a young age that pears with meat and vegetables really grow taller.
After eating more than half of the evil spirits of the eighteenth-level hell, Li Zi grew ten centimeters taller overnight, and her hands and feet became stronger. When Lou Jue entered, Li Zi had already woken up and was crawling happily on Papa Long's body.
"Oh, don't bother me." The prince groaned, stretched out his long legs and kicked Lizi off the bed.
Lizi was still a baby, treated so ruthlessly by her father, she was about to cry when her mouth was flattened.
Lizi: My father is a handsome dragon with no emotion. Yesterday he spoke softly to me and held me in the palm of his hand. Today he kicks me with his feet.
Lou Jue knew how bad the prince was when he got up, so he quickly walked over to pick up Lizi, and said softly, "Don't disturb Daddy's sleep."
Lizi fierce: "Yeah... eh..."
Lizi is a child with no feelings, so she wants to disturb her father to sleep.
Lou Jue: "...he will spank your ass."
pear:"……"
Lizi chose to remain silent.
It's not that he succumbed to his father's power, he's just a good boy.
After dressing Lizi and stuffing the baby bottle in his hand, Lou Jue threw Lizi into Zhou Fei's room.
"Eyeeeeeeeee..."
Lizi likes to play with her elder brother very much. Don't look at her brother with yellow hair and a bad face, but he is very gentle with Lizi.
Lizi climbed up to sit next to Zhou Fei who was still sound asleep, drank a few sips of milk-he just looked at his brother, drank a few sips to look at his brother, and sometimes moved his mouth to bite his brother’s fingers. Knowing that he is delicate and frail, he is flesh without nutrition, and the most important thing is that he is Lizi's older brother, so Lizi only grinds with his fangs and does not really bite.
Seeing that the two brothers get along harmoniously, Lou Jue closed the door of Zhou Fei's room and re-entered the crown prince's room.
I don't know if it's because the heater is too hot, or I can't suppress the eagerness in my heart. Looking at the prince who is sleeping openly and frankly with only boxers on the bed, Lou Jue is like being roasted by fire.
Obviously, he is not afraid of fire.
After the first robbery of the Dragon Han Dynasty, the dragon clan retreated to the four seas, and the Feng clan lived in seclusion on the undead volcano.
It has only been ten years since Lou Jue came to the human race world.
Ten years is not a short time for the human race, but for him it is just a snap of the fingers.
He never thought that he would meet Ao Ye here.
That year... that year... Just thinking about that year, Lou Jue felt pain in his heart.
That year when he heard the news of his death, he disregarded the obstruction of his fellow clansmen and came to Buzhoushen Mountain. All he saw was his body locked in Longquan Cave. His eyes were tightly closed and lifeless. Obviously he likes to open those peach blossom eyes the most. He hooks up everywhere, whether it's a god or a fairy, or a female monster. When he sees a beautiful girl, he will go up and flirt with her.
Just like when they met for the first time, he was enlightened on the edge of a barren mountain and a cliff, Ao Ye passed by with a peach in his mouth, he had no sense of public morality, he just threw it away, didn't notice him at all, just kept chasing the beautiful woman in front of him female monster running.
The peach pit rolled to his feet, absorbing the overflowing spiritual power from his body, and within a few days, it grew into a towering tree, shining brightly, and a tree of peach blossoms bloomed.
As soon as the strong wind blew, they fell on his hair and long gown, turning the pure white gown into a floor-length peach-colored long skirt.
Then Ao Ye passed by again, his eyes were like radar, and he stared at his back without moving.
He had just woken up at that time, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a head sticking out from the left back, and Taohua looked at him with squinting eyes, "Beauty, enlightened!"
After finishing speaking, retreat ten meters in seconds.
"I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist, I made a mistake..."
Before he could speak, he turned around and ran, like a rabbit, running extremely fast.
That was the first time they met. At that time, Ao Ye was already the indisputable existence of the Dragon Clan. He talked flamboyantly, but acted much more maturely than the current prince.
The appearance is also very different.
Lou Jue closed the door, turned down the heat, walked to the bed, and covered the prince with a blanket.
He sat down by the bed and stared at his peaceful sleeping face. Compared with before, the prince's appearance is only three points similar.
Thinking of the encounter in Xiangshan, Lou Jue chuckled, "You were blind back then, I never thought it would be the same now."
The prince seemed to know that someone was scolding him, so he turned over and hit Lou Jue with his right hand.
Lou Jue grabbed his hand and placed it on his chest.
The heart that has been beating for thousands of years is slightly swollen and painful.
"His Royal Highness, long time no see."
Ao Ye is a lazy dragon who is not elegant at all, only likes to pretend to be aggressive in front of young ladies, and always likes to sleep until the sun is up.
But today we are not together. Early in the morning, I heard Zhou Fei yelling and screaming, saying that our pears have grown taller, and they can climb when they grow up.
The prince jumped up from the bed immediately, without any clothes on, he yelled at Li Zi, "No way, he has grown taller so quickly, so don't you have to buy him clothes and shoes again?"
Looking at Hong Guoguo's body, the blue veins on Lou Jue's forehead were dancing, and went back to the bedroom to quickly bring a pajamas.
The crown prince complained while putting on his clothes, Tang Damei is being stingy, and only gave 5 yuan in labor fees, which is not as generous as the old lady Xu.
Zhou Fei spoke for Tang Damei, "She is still a student, fifty thousand is not bad."
That's right, so he ordered the payment without saying anything, but Li Zi's new clothes have only been worn for a few days?The prince felt extremely heartbroken when he had to replace it with a new one. Fortunately, the big buns made by the nanny had thin skin and big holes, and they were still his favorite cowpea buns.
The crown prince gnawed on the steamed stuffed bun, drank soy milk, and planned to give away the pears, "Children are too expensive, why don't you give the pears to Yama of the Ten Palaces."
After Bai Wuchang went back, he reported the matter of eating the pears to Yama.
Of course, he didn't say that he was at the scene, and he pushed it cleanly. It was all about the domineering and arrogant god n generation of Donghai, who raised a son who drools at everything, and he can eat better than gluttony. When he arrives , most of Qin Hui's sternness was eaten up.
Moreover, Bai Wuchang didn't even reveal Lizi's identity, which was well hidden.
Yan Luo of the Tenth Temple was very emotional: As expected of the future king of the Dragon Clan, the sons picked up by the roadside are so powerful.
He also asked Bai Wuchang to send a text message to express his gratitude, and then Pidiandian went home and worked hard, hoping that his wife would also give birth to a capable son.
It was just a few pieces of clothes, and Zhou Fei slapped his chopsticks on the table angrily when he wanted to send away the pears.
The prince glanced at him: "Do you want to buy clothes for Lizi with your pocket money?"
Zhou Feifei grabbed the chopsticks: "What are you doing with such a delicate child? If you really can't wear the old clothes, you can go ask for some old clothes. Doesn't our aunt downstairs say that the old clothes are comfortable to wear and have no formaldehyde?"
The crown prince handed the eldest son a steamed stuffed bun, "That's right, I've learned to share my father's worries. Keep working hard."
Zhou Feifei: "Thank you dad, I will work hard."
Lou Jue: ...
pear:……
When Lizi could hold a pen and learn to read, the first diary entry she wrote was about his father and elder brother.
[The first article in the diary of Lizi, a son of the Long family who has just grown up. 】
I have a father and an older brother, both of whom are emotional killers, because of a few clothes, they almost gave me away.
My biggest dream is to become a billionaire one day and kill them with money.
Father Long, who doesn't know what morality is, not only peeked at his youngest son's diary, but also left comments.
Papa Long: Come on, in the wind and rain, Daddy is waiting for you.
pear:……
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