Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

After dinner, Papa Long took Lizi to Shihu Park for a walk. Zhou Fei was away on business, accompanied by the nanny Lou Jue.

Lou Jue is holding a pear in his hand, and the backpack on his back is carrying a milk powder bottle and a wet diaper. The prince is in charge of admiring the flowers, the moon and the beauties.

The scenery of Shihu Park is beautiful. There are many beauties before the flowers and under the moon. Even if the weather is cold, they wear warm clothes, which makes the prince who wants to feast his eyes somewhat disappointed.

In other words, when Tang Damei took the prince to the girls' dormitory, some indescribable fantasies actually arose in the prince's mind.

After sneaking into the girls' dormitory, I realized that the vacancies are all deceptive.

On a cold day, which young lady would dangle around in a pair of underwear.

Unrealistic reverie can only hurt yourself.

The prince put his hands in his pockets and sighed to the moon, "I really hope that tomorrow will be spring."

Lou Jue stood beside him and said solemnly, "Even if tomorrow is spring, you are not allowed to enter the girls' dormitory."

The crown prince glanced at him, took out a pack of cigarettes from his trouser pocket, lowered his head and took out one with his mouth, and said tuggingly, "You think this crown prince is Lin Dading? I'm not such a tasteless dragon."

Lou Jue nodded, "I believe you."

The corner of the prince's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, where do you have the confidence, I don't even believe in myself...

Ahem, it seems that something has been exposed.

Suppressing the messy thoughts in his heart, the prince thought of Lin Dading, he was so happy yesterday that he forgot to punish that bastard who sneaked into the girls' dormitory.

Lou Jue said: "He? He should be getting takeout. I heard that Kyoto University of Technology doesn't allow takeout to enter the campus recently."

The prince asked curiously, "Help the girl get it?"

Lou Jue nodded, the corners of his mouth curled up, and some kind of dangerous signal flashed in his eyes, "You want to go too?"

"Are you kidding me?" The crown prince snorted coldly, "I'm a man destined to rule the Dragon Clan. How can I compete with a ghost for a job?"

Lou Jue: "...so you just don't bother to fight with Lin Dading. In fact, you like to run errands for girls."

The prince rolled his eyes: "It's a man who thinks about it."

Lou Jue: "..."

Prince: "Don't tell me you don't want to?"

The crown prince looked him up and down, his eyes traveled back and forth three ways up and down the building, his peach blossom eyes flowed, and there was a layer of ambiguous watery light.

In order not to embarrass himself, Lou Jue changed the subject and asked the crown prince what kind of person he likes, but the crown prince laughed unscrupulously.

Stretching his arm, he pulled Loujue's neck, and the crown prince felt complacent about beating him up, "Xiaolou, since I met you, I finally understand why that idiot Yuanfeng can be the boss of your bird clan."

Lou Jue looked at his profile, the moonlight fell from the crown prince's head, casting a light layer of moonlight on his handsome face, Lou Jue was head-to-head with him, and a few strands of his short fluffy hair fell on his on the nose.

The tip of the nose is a little itchy.

Lou Jue asked absently, "Why?"

The prince smiled as if he had won the lottery, "Because there are not many smart ones in your bird race. Think about what you asked me just now? You actually asked a dragon what kind of girl he likes? ——That's all it takes Ask, of course I like everything."

Seeing Lou Jue's dumbfounded expression, the prince's peachy eyes were wrinkled.

Lou Jue also quickly realized that he had indeed asked a stupid question.

Dragon nature is obscene, he is a playboy who is not famous in the three worlds, what kind of cows, leopards, and cats, he will not refuse them all, and he will praise them all the time, and he has no morals at all.

I don't think about the appearance genes of the next generation at all, and I take off my pants when I see it.

Lou Jue looked at the prince's smiling eyes, which reflected his own face, "Mr. Ye, let me remind you that three wives and four concubines are against the law in the 21st century."

Putting his right hand to his ear, the prince looked puzzled: "...What are you talking about? The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly."

The shamelessness of the Dragon Clan made Lou Jue willing to bow down.

The prince continued to shout at the throat: "The wind is too strong, let's go back."

As he spoke, he walked towards the Peninsula Community, Lou Jue followed behind him, and said to Li Zi who was drinking milk: "Don't be like your father."

Lizi: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."

The crown prince walked in front, feeling very guilty. His legal knowledge is quite shallow, and the one he is most familiar with is the ten-year start, the maximum death penalty.

I don't know if I ask for three or five wives and sleep with eight or nine young ladies, will I be able to sit in prison?

But he's not a human race, and he doesn't want a human wife. The human race's laws shouldn't control him, right?

Thinking about it, the stone in the prince's heart was put down.

The corners of his eyes began to glance around again, even if he couldn't please a human wife, it was always possible to look around.

At this glance, he met a familiar person, that tall sneaky woman wearing a hat and mask, wasn't it the supermodel Gao Shasha and his manager.

One is tall, white and thin, and the other is short, ugly and fat, looking around from time to time, looking like a thief stealing chickens and dogs.

The prince greeted Lou Jue, and quietly followed.

I saw them shrinking their necks, hiding all the way, walking down a slope, and coming to the fortune-telling booth at the bottom of the overpass.

At night, the fortune-teller was still wearing a pair of round black glasses, a dark coat, and a goatee on his chin that was half black and half white, not to mention that he really had the air of an outsider.

"Master, your calculation is too accurate." Gao Shasha looked at the fortune-teller and shed tears, "Love came so quickly, like a tornado that completely involved me in my chaos, and made me fall in love." The cliff, the cliff is so deep and so dark, but I am so small, like duckweed, like flying sand, like a bun that cannot be bitten into a bite..."

The manager covered her mouth and said helplessly, "Sister, you used to be a young lady who had been in the society, but you were just in a relationship. How did you become so...so..."

The agent thought for a long time and swallowed the words "mentally retarded" and "sand sculpture". No matter what, Gao Shasha is the most promising artist in his hands, and he still needs to save face with her.

So the agent used the word "art".

The manager is a 1.6-meter fat man, Gao Shasha easily shook off his hand,

She looked at her agent in disbelief, "I never imagined that I would be able to associate with the word literature and art in my lifetime. Ever since I was dug out and only got ten points in the math test of the college entrance examination, I have always been the spokesperson for the illiterate in the entertainment industry. When I fell in love, my cultural attainments soared to this point, no wonder those artists, painters, and novelists do nothing but have to fall in love every day... Look, I have only been in love for a week, and I can use idioms."

You'd be fine before, you're just a math idiot.The broker was powerless to complain.

Gao Shasha, who has successfully transformed from being cold and mentally retarded, looked proud, "In this situation, I want to sing a song: Love is a light, so beautiful..."

Agent: I really want to send her to a mental hospital.

Isn't it just to fall in love, is it necessary to treat yourself like a snake classic disease?

The fortune teller suddenly said to the agent: "You have to forgive her, after all, this is the first time in love."

Agent: "...First time?"

Gao Shasha looked at the fortune teller with a look of admiration, "Master, you are really astute, no wonder I passed by here last week, you can see that I am a red luan, and you will meet my true destiny within a week."

The manager tugged at Gao Shasha's sleeve, "Wait, didn't you say that you have been in three hundred relationships and broken the hearts of eight hundred men."

Gao Shasha looked at him with an expression of "how can you survive in the entertainment industry if you are so stupid".

The manager's blood pressure rose, trying not to waste time on bickering, he pulled up a chair and sat down, and told the fortune teller the current situation.

This is from a week ago.

That day, Gao Shasha had just finished a commercial platform activity near here, and wanted to come out for a breath of fresh air, but met a fortune teller under the overpass.

The fortune teller said that she is a red luan, and she will meet her true destiny within a week.

You must know that people in the entertainment industry are the most superstitious, otherwise why do TV and movie filmings like to count it as an auspicious day, offering incense and making offerings, anyway, they are more superstitious than ordinary people.

Gao Shasha was born as a model, and now she has started to take on some movies and TV shows. The crew has watched too much feudal superstition, and her thinking will inevitably be misleading.

But her iron tree hasn't bloomed for 26 years, she's waiting for it to die, and she hasn't met the real man. She doesn't believe what the fortune teller said. The bucks are gone.

She never expected that this week, she accepted a movie and actually met the real one that the fortune teller said.

The opponent is Wu Ti, the heroine, who rescued her in an accident in which Wia made a mistake.

Still the same sentence, love came too fast like a tornado, she had a secret heart, and couldn't help but approach her, but she didn't expect that the other party liked her too, and then the two began to date secretly without telling everyone, but they were targeted by the paparazzi, Candid photos were taken.

——This kind of situation is not uncommon in the entertainment industry.

For the sake of Gao Shasha's future, the agent decided to use money to solve it.

But I didn't expect to be targeted by the paparazzi again within two days. Maybe it was too easy to get the first sum of money, and the paparazzi became more and more unscrupulous. Their pervasive tracking technology gave the manager a headache.

I don't know what kind of bad luck Gao Shasha has had recently. First, the results of the college entrance examination were exposed, and then the photos of gang fights in his youth were also dug up. □□Top one in the most searched every day, which made the director very secretive. The director of the corner is talking about something, and it seems that he wants to replace Gao Shasha.

The movie "First Love" is Gao Shasha's first movie since he entered the industry. Although he is the second female lead, the company attaches great importance to it.

Right now when the filming started, she had a scandal. According to the contract, it was her fault. Even if she was replaced, she wouldn't get any money. Even if the film crew wanted to pursue it, they would still be unable to afford it.

The manager could imagine how bleak Gao Shasha's future would be if he was replaced.

After hearing about the fortune teller, he came here on purpose to see if there was any way to solve it.

The fortune teller held Gao Shasha's horoscope, and frowned tightly, "As the saying goes, if you are successful in love, you are frustrated in the market. Miss Gao, you have dark clouds on your head. If you want to change your luck, you need to pay something."

The manager is an old fritter who has been in the entertainment industry for ten years. He knew what it meant when he heard this, and quickly took out two paper bags from his bag. Thanks."

The crown prince hid behind the bridge pier, thinking that no wonder everyone said that celebrities are rich, seeing the six-figure aura of this move, it is really extraordinary.

The prince turned his head and said to Lou Jue, "Why don't you become a star."

Before Lou Jue could speak, he said again: "Forget it, who will take care of the children when you leave."

Lizi, whose mouth was covered by the prince, also nodded along with the prince.

The prince let go of the pear and appeared on the stage with handsome small steps.

"Hey, isn't this my cute and charming baby? Long time no see, do you miss me?" The prince held Gao Shasha's hand, and there was a red line on Gao Shasha's right wrist that ordinary people couldn't see.

The prince looked at Gao Shasha, and while speaking sweet words affectionately, he lamented in his heart that he was guilty. Gao Shasha obviously had someone he liked, and he still wanted to make them dizzy.

Hey, in fact, he didn't want to, it was all because he was too handsome.

Gao Shasha looked at the prince, and said after a long time: "...Who are you?" Dazed?infatuation?nonexistent.

The prince was also stunned, "...You are Gao Shasha, right? Me, we met at the coco bar, did you forget? You were still fighting for me at that time?"

"Oh, it's you." Gao Shasha's tone was as flat as a pool of stagnant water, and he was a different person from the first time.

At that moment, the crown prince wanted to die.

Could it be that he has become ugly?That's why Gao Shasha was indifferent to him?

Withdrawing his hand from the crown prince, Gao Shasha said with a sad face, "I didn't expect to see you again today after we parted that day. It's a pity that you showed up too late. I already have someone I like."

The prince could hardly hold the cigarette in his right hand, "What do you mean?"

"Don't like me, there is no possibility between us." Gao Shasha said coldly: "If you want to blame it, blame time, it is what made you and me pass by."

Prince Edward: ...There is a feeling of taking the wrong script.

Thinking about it again, Princess Luohe also said that if she escapes marriage, she will escape marriage. Could it be that he is not as popular as he thought?Do you have a heartache? !

Lou Jue: ...too fast.

Lizi: "Yeah..." What's the matter?Why is Papa Long's face so shocked? Could it be that he was deceived by others again?

The prince took a deep breath and decided to forget everything that happened just now. He put his right hand on the money bag, looked at Gao Shasha and said, "Instead of giving him the money, how about letting me help you?"

Gao Shasha was surprised, "You will also transfer luck?"

The crown prince lifted the bangs from her forehead, "You have clear eyes, and you are lucky. There is no need to change your luck, but you are pestered by a few rascals."

The fortune teller snorted heavily, "I thought I was an expert somewhere, but I didn't expect to know how to read faces. No wonder I don't even understand the most basic rules of first come first, second serve."

The corner of the crown prince's mouth curled up, "Listening to what you mean, sir, do you think you are more capable than me?"

The fortune teller stroked his beard, "Of course, the old man has been looking at Tianqiao for 20 years, and he has never made a mistake. Ms. Gao is covered by dark clouds, and it is clear that she is going to be in bad luck. If she doesn't handle it well, she will not be able to keep her career and love. "

The prince: "That's it?"

fortune teller:"……"

The prince: "Nothing else?"

"Of course there is. There is a glow on her forehead, and there are floating clouds on the left and right. There is an auspicious sunrise. It is obvious that there is a noble person to help."

The fortune teller looked like an old god, obviously he felt that the noble man was referring to himself.

The prince quickly grabbed Gao Shasha's right hand, handed it to the fortune teller, and asked him if he could see what was on her wrist.

Gao Shasha likes to wear jewelry on his left hand, but his right hand is bare. The fortune-teller didn't know what the prince was up to, and wanted to laugh at him for being mysterious. Shaking his head with a goatee, he said: "Little brother, the old man doesn't want to hit you, but I can tell you clearly, I can see anything you can see, and you can't see anything I can see." .”

The fortune teller waved his hand at the prince, "Go back, this is not a place for children to mess around."

It has to be said that there are talents under the flyover, whether it is filming, or art workers who play, play, sing and perform without selling themselves, anyone who has been under the flyover is always better than others.

Whether it's fortune-telling or pretending to be aggressive, they all come with bgm.

Gao Shasha and his agent were overwhelmed by the fortune teller's demeanor.

Gao Shasha said to the prince: "Good boy, my sister has something to do, I will come to play with you after my sister is done."

You wanted to kiss me last time, but now you treat me like a child.

Big pig's hoof!

The prince's heart was sour, and the little finger of his right hand hooked Gao Shasha's wrist, and a red thread suddenly appeared in the air. One end of the red thread was tied to Gao Shasha's wrist, and the other end extended infinitely and fell into the darkness.

Gao Shasha tremblingly went to untie the red thread, "This, what is this..."

There was only one thin red thread, and the knot was also a slipknot, but she couldn't untie it no matter what she tried.

The manager collapsed on the ground in shock. He is feudal and superstitious, but he just likes to burn incense and worship Buddha, and donate some sesame oil money. He really has never seen these things with his own eyes.

afraid of ing~

The unknown is frightening. The manager hugged the fortune teller's thigh tightly, and asked Gao Shasha if he was entangled in something, and asked him to save them.

The fortune teller chattered his teeth, "Afraid, what are you afraid of? It's just a red thread, and it's not a ghost."

"Yes, it's just a red line." The prince pointed to a couple on the bridge for Gao Shasha to see, "Do you think there is a red line between them?"

Gao Shasha trembled and looked up, and sure enough, he saw the couple's hands were connected by a red thread.

"Thousands of miles of marriage are bound by a thread, and those who love each other are bound together by a red thread." After the crown prince finished speaking, he asked the fortune teller jokingly if he was right.

"Hmph, don't ask me such a superficial truth." The fortune teller's legs were shaking like noodles, but he still resisted running.

"But you are different. You have two red lines on your hand." Ao Ye hooked his little finger again, and another red line appeared on Gao Shasha's right wrist.

Gao Shasha was surprised, "Do I want a female servant and two husbands, my God, this is so exciting."

Manager: ... suddenly not afraid, why is it swollen?

Fortune teller: suddenly not afraid 1

Gao Shasha covered her face shyly, and twisted herself into twists, "It's so annoying, people never thought that they would have two husbands at the same time, I really don't know what to do about the wedding, and the honeymoon. How about a threesome, so embarrassing ~"

Agent: "You are also a member of the Communist Party, why are you so good?"

Gao Shasha: "..."

fortune teller:"……"

The prince: "Maybe she is Chen Du~xiu."

Lou Jue covered Lizi's ears to prevent him from being taught badly by adults.

Lizi: "...Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

Lizi: ears?Pears don't have ears.

Soon, Gao Shasha's dream of having two husbands at the same time was ruthlessly pierced by the prince.

There are two red threads on her hand, one is red, which is her own marriage thread; the other is pink, which is tied on by someone, and the mana attached to it has a demonic aura, pressing the marriage thread to death.

Gao Shasha thought he heard it wrong: "Monster power? Monster?"

The prince nodded.

There is a saying in human beings called peach blossom luck, peach blossom is marriage, and the god of marriage, Yuelao, is actually a peach tree. In the three worlds, there is only a peach tree that can make a false red line.

"A peach demon doesn't know a little bit about boxing and kicking. If she doesn't practice hard, she dares to go to the human world to be a monster. I really don't know how to write the word dead."

After all, the prince said, he just grabbed the fake red thread and pulled it.

The wind was so strong that people who were blowing could not open their eyes.

"Ouch, who dragged me." A familiar voice came from the river.

Gao Shasha stared at it, and it turned out that her love partner was crawling out of the river. Under the street lamp, he could clearly see the fake red line connecting her on his wrist.

The love partner was also stunned when he saw Gao Shasha.

The two looked at each other, but no one spoke.

The fortune teller suddenly said: "...Well, I have something to do at home, so I will leave first. You are busy."

The prince asked Lou Jue: "Can you use fire?"

Lou Jue hugged Lizi with his left hand, snapped his fingers with his right hand, and his love partner was immediately surrounded by a circle of fire. He screamed but could not escape from the circle of fire.

The fake red thread has not been untied yet, Gao Shasha is heartbroken to die seeing him suffering, and wants to go up to help him, but suddenly, with a "poof", the love object becomes a small peach tree only [-] centimeters high.

Gao Shasha: She was in love with a peach tree this week?

Ao Ye grabbed the Peach Tree Demon in his hand, and Li Zi danced excitedly, "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Lizi: Wow, there is another meat delivered to the door. The beef at home has not been eaten yet. Do you want to fatten up first?Pears have to think about it~

With the evil spirit of the peach tree demon, it is impossible to see the real body of Li Zi, but he is cowardly by nature, and his nose is already crying at this moment, "Great Immortal, please forgive me, I am still young, I am not immature, I can't even bear peaches ..."

The crown prince didn't put the peach tree demon on Li Zi's table, and saved the peach tree demon's life by slipknot.

The Peach Tree Demon sat on the ground and told about his miserable life experience of being forced to sell himself.

He was originally a mature peach tree in a ruined temple in the suburbs. He practiced hard every day and didn't dare to make troubles, but he didn't want a jackal from another place to intimidate him and force him to make fake red threads to deceive the feelings of ignorant girls. It's good to cheat money.

He is not good at boxing and kicking, and his fighting skills are even worse than that of the wolf demon, so he can only listen to him.

Victims like Gao Shasha are not the first.

Because he only seeks money and does not kill his life, no major incidents have occurred.

The peach tree demon hugged the prince's thigh, "My lord, I was really forced, you must believe me."

Gao Shasha sneered, "Pick off the Rolex on the branch on your left first."

Peach Tree Demon: "...Trust me, this is fake."

Gao Shasha: "And the gold chain around your neck, and the diamond studs on your ears."

She was really delusional. She didn't find it strange that a substitute who had just entered the industry wore gold and silver every day.

In fact, she is not only deluded by lard, confused by fake red lines, but also hates her true son every day at the end of the play.

As a poor man, the crown prince didn't even dare to set foot in luxury stores, and every time he took Zhou Fei to buy clothes, he chose small street shops.

But now, in front of him is a tree demon wearing millions of accessories all over his body.

Why can a dryad wear a Rolex?

Why is it so fast to break the law and discipline?

I really want to deceive ignorant girls and defraud money. ~

He made an appointment with Gao Shasha to find the wolf demon tomorrow, and the prince dragged the tree demon home, not only confiscated all its property, but also beat it up and planted it in a potted plant on the balcony of the living room.

Lizi likes the meat grown on her balcony very much. She drools over it every day, and sometimes even licks it when the adults at home are away, so that the peach tree has never been able to grow taller or fatter.

—Of course, this is all for later.At this moment, the impoverished prince was still not very happy. Just after getting out of the shower, Zhou Feifei carefully pushed his head in, holding a CD, his voice trembling with excitement.

"Brother, Tokyo-hot, white skin and big tits, Hatano Yui, understand?"