Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

In the dark room, only the laptop on the bed was glowing.

Ao Ye and Zhou Fei, father and son, sat on the floor. They didn't feel cold in winter, but there were still beads of sweat protruding from their foreheads.

In the computer, Ms. Yui has a blank upper body, wearing only a men's T-shirt, and denim shorts on the lower body, revealing a pair of slender thighs. A young teacher is teaching her mathematics.

Oh, math, that's the damn math, what supermodel Gao Sasha hates the most.

Ms. Yui didn't seem to know much about it, and the teacher didn't know how to teach her. The angry teacher hit her palm with a bamboo block.

Snapped!

clap clap!

Every time she hit it, Miss Yui's weak body would tremble, and even the little bunny with the gap would tremble.

The neckline of the men's T-shirt is very large, and the young teacher is tall, condescending, and it is easy to see Miss Yui's bunny from the neckline.

I don't know where Zhou Fei got such a high-powered teacher-student play.

The high-quality picture is clear, and the lighting is perfect. I won’t talk about Miss Yui. She is very famous. I didn’t expect the male lead to be handsome. You must know that most male protagonists in mao movies are massagers. .

——This is definitely a high-quality small film that is unprecedented and difficult for future generations to surpass.

The prince has lived for three hundred years.

Never, never, watched, passed, this, kind, small, movie, movie.

But Zhou Feifei told him.

Almost, almost, every, one, person, clan, of, male, person, all, see, pass.

! ! ! ! ! !

The prince collapsed.

How could a mere human race live such a happy life?

Layers of sour water could not help but rise up in my heart. Every morning, the descendant of the Dragon God, who was born to be a king, can only masturbate by himself, while the mere human race can watch movies and masturbate.

Jealousy made him look beyond recognition.

***

In the prehistoric period of ancient times, the heavens and the earth bred a powerful race of gods, the most famous being the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn races.

Different from the other two clans, the dragon clan has always believed that whoever has the biggest fist is the boss.

Rough elders are also very rough in educating the next generation. Leaving aside civil and military education, the sexual education of men and women is extraordinarily casual.

Dragons are inherently obscene, so what else to teach, just obey your own nature.

When you meet a beautiful young lady, just say: "Beauty, I want to sleep with you."

If the other party agrees, take off your pants and do business.

If you don't agree, some will pursue it intentionally, and some will directly raise their guns and go into battle, which is extraordinarily rude and barbaric.

According to legend, Bi An was born when his father gave his mother, a tiger spirit, a tigress to her while she was asleep, and a few paw prints were scratched on her face. Wild rumors, true or false is still unknown.

However, the confusion and strength of the dragon clan in the relationship between the sexes can be seen in general.

However, with the development of human society in the past few years, earth-shaking changes have taken place in all races in the three realms.

They no longer completely believe in the law of the jungle. Everyone has a general sense of law. Anyone who forces a female monster to have a relationship, whether it is a god or a monster, will be cast aside by all ethnic groups.

As the leading elder brother of the Shui tribe, the dragon tribe also cares about face, so naturally it will not be too late to go against the masses.

As the Dragon Prince, Ao Ye bears the brunt of the brunt, and was taught by his father to respect discipline and law, to be a model and spokesperson for the n generation of gods, so that all races in the three realms can see how excellent their dragon clan is, especially the group of dead birds of the Phoenix clan. , it must be compared.

Therefore, the crown prince watched intently, ready to move, and at the same time took the time to ask Zhou Fei if it was illegal to watch small movies at home.

Zhou Fei was stunned for a moment, "Shouldn't commit a crime, we didn't record or disseminate it, we just watched it privately."

The prince was relieved, and immediately wanted to take off his pants and do bad things in Miss Yuyi's sweet voice, Zhou Fei suddenly added: "However, a while ago, a buddy was caught by the police while watching movies at home. social news."

The prince paused as he took off his pants, "The police will come to the door? We won't be arrested, right?" He carefully opened the curtains and looked out.

Zhou Fei smiled and said it was impossible, there were hundreds of men watching small movies at home, how could he catch them by such a coincidence, that buddy before was purely unlucky.

The prince grabbed the book he was reading recently on the bedside table, "Have you heard of Murphy's Law?"

Zhou Fei: "...Brother, don't scare me. I don't want to be ridiculed by the people of the whole country."

Before he could finish his words, there was a sudden knock on the door.

dong dong dong.

It was the sound of knocking on the door, which was especially clear in the cold night, and the father and son were immediately frightened and tightened their little hearts.

People who have done bad things, regardless of their origins as the prince of the East China Sea or the ancient gods, are still afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

The sound of a man wearing slippers opening the door sounded in the living room.

Ao Ye and Zhou Fei were both in the house, and the one who opened the door was naturally the male nanny at home.

Lou Jue opened the door, and there were two police uncles in uniform standing outside the door.

The police uncle showed his ID to Lou Jue, and said solemnly: "Hello, comrade, we are the police from the anti-pornography and anti-illegal team in District C. According to reports from Chaoyang people, there are people watching pornography in this room." Obscene movies."

The police uncle said as he walked into the house.

Lou Jue looked surprised, "Comrade policeman, did you make a mistake? We have children at home, which family's adults would watch pornographic, obscene, obscene movies when there are children at home, how dare you be too shameless. "

Shameless, he bit down hard.

"Is there any mistake? Let's go in and take a look. We will not wrong a good person, nor will we let a bad person go." No one can stop the uncle policeman. The house with three bedrooms and two halls is searched from room to room. Finally came to the last and only room with a closed door.

With a creak, the door was pushed open.

"Call the landlord."

"not called."

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the crown prince and Zhou Fei both turned their heads, looking surprised, wondering what the policeman could do at such a late hour.

The police uncle glanced at the poker cards in their hands and asked with a smile, "Fight the Landlord?"

The prince nodded, "It's fun."

"Two people playing against the landlord?" The police uncle sneered, his eyes were like torches, and the prince was trembling when he saw it, like a delicate flower ravaged by a heavy rain.

Lou Jue suddenly said: "And me, the three of us play together, I'm not good at it, they always dislike me."

After finishing speaking, he pointed to a pile of covered cards opposite the crown prince.

The prince is so smart, he immediately laughed and scolded Lou Jue as an idiot who can't teach them, but he still has a big addiction to cards, and he still pesters them to play in the middle of the night.

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhou Fei nodded vigorously beside him, for fear that the police uncle would not believe it.

Uncle policemen naturally wouldn't believe it, Chaoyang people are so awesome, people all over the country know their great achievements, and all the information they reported is true, and the three big men played with landlords in the middle of the night, with a look on their faces. There are no stickers, and there is no gambling money. Is this just a fart, or is there something else going on?

"If it's boring to fight, you won't get a lot of money?" The police uncle said, looking around with sharp eyes, wishing he had a pair of clairvoyant eyes.

"It's all a family, what kind of prizes do you want, just play casually, play casually." The prince has never been so guilty or nervous in his entire life.

Because he was afraid, the Princess Luohe's escape from marriage had already made him lose face, if he was arrested and sent to the police station for watching pornographic pornographic videos...

Ha ha!

He jumped into the crater and burned himself to death.

Zhou Fei was also terrified. He usually likes to invite friends to watch movies together, but that is in private. If he is caught just like that, it will be a life-long rhythm.

***

In the suffocating air, the sharp eyes of the police uncle, like a wolf, swept around the room.

"Just for fun, then what is this?" A policeman leaning against the bed suddenly lowered his body, and turned out the notebook that the prince threw at the foot of the bed in a panic.

It is worthy of being a public servant of the people and the nemesis of criminals.Lou Jue stood behind the policeman's uncle, usually with a cool and abstinent look, but now he smiled like a fox.

Seeing that the police uncle was about to turn on the computer, and seeing Miss Yuyi undressed inside, the prince immediately destroyed the notebook, only to hear a sizzle, sparks burst out of the notebook, and then exploded with a bang.

Fortunately, the police uncle was quick to throw away, otherwise he would be injured.

The air was filled with the stench of burning computers.

Zhou Fei's heart was bleeding, but his face was about to smile.

The prince climbed down from the bed, kicked the notebook to the corner, and asked the police uncle if he was injured. The notebook was bought six years ago, and it often broke down. Unexpectedly, it exploded.

The two policemen were also taken aback. They said they were fine, and asked them to pay attention to safety. If there is a problem with the electronic product, it must be repaired as soon as possible. Like the news the day before yesterday, it was said that a user's mobile phone exploded and his face was sewed up. Dozens of stitches.

The crown prince and Zhou Fei nodded and said yes, looking like a good baby.

Lou Jue suddenly realized that there is such a move, why didn't he think of it.

A line of sight stared at him like a needle, full of warnings and dangers, the crown prince looked back, and saw his nanny's expressionless face as usual: So, it's an illusion, right?

The police who didn't find anything left, and before they left, they gave the prince some popular science and some legal knowledge, such as playing poker at home, it's okay, if it's watching something discordant...

The police uncle slapped the prince on the shoulder, "It's the end of the year, and we are short of a few models."

The so-called typical is that during the crackdown period, once the perpetrators are caught, if they are regarded as typical, not only will they be severely punished, but they will also be broadcast on TV news, like an annual blockbuster, and broadcast nationwide.

The prince didn't dare to breathe, and respectfully sent the police uncle to the door, and couldn't help but ask, "Which one? May I know who reported us?"

The police uncle gave him a meaningful smile, "What do you think?"

***

After closing the door, the prince leaned against the door panel and let out a big breath. The police uncle was too scary, no wonder Zhou Fei didn't dare to call the police after being beaten so badly by him before.

Holding the burnt notebook, Zhou Fei lamented his lost six years of youth.

It was a small movie with a total of 256 G, and Miss Yui, who had just acquired it after a lot of hard work, only watched one at the beginning.

The prince rolled his eyes at him, "You have the nerve to say that it's all because of the things you brought, we almost went in."

Zhou Fei was not convinced, "It's not my fault alone, and I don't know who was staring at it just now, and sighed that no wonder the monsters at the bottom wanted to go ashore. It turns out that there are so many good things in the human race..."

"Then, then, haven't I seen it before? You think I want to see it."

"You just want to see it."

"I don't, I'm not that kind of dragon."

Looking at the two people who were throwing blame at each other, Lou Jue sneered, "If I knew today, why bother?" After speaking, he went back to his room.

The prince gritted his teeth, "Damn it, if I let this prince know who reported it, I will definitely skin him."

Zhou Fei was filled with righteous indignation, "Not only will he be skinned, but he will also be dried as a human being."

The father and son who share the same hatred, quarreled within less than 5 minutes and reconciled, just because they both have a common enemy-the Chaoyang masses.

Later, one day, Zhou Fei did not know where he found out that the Chaoyang crowd was surnamed Feng, and the prince tore the leaves of the peach tree angrily, "Fuck me, it smells like birds again. I hate birds the most."

Peach tree demon =_=: "..."

So, a bird did it, what has he to do with it, why tear his leaves?

It seems to see what it thinks in its heart, the prince will stop tearing it up, and change it to masturbating, or masturbating to the end.

So the Three Realms had the first bald peach tree demon.

Peach Tree Demon: If I could go back to the past, even if I ate chaff and swallowed vegetables, I would not deceive my young lady's feelings.

Unfortunately, there is no such thing.