Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

Looking at classmate Panda Cat, the prince's face was rippling, he was born in the dragon family, he was not ashamed of trading with py, but instead had a kind of intimacy of meeting an old friend in a foreign land.

I didn't expect that in the human world, I could meet a race as rippling as the dragon race.

Lou Jue had black lines on his face, without him, the crown prince's thoughts were all written on his face, it was too easy to guess.

Lowering his head, he leaned into the crown prince's ear and whispered, "Panda, Chi You is an iron-eating beast."

The man's voice was deep and deep, and it made people dizzy when it reached the ears.

The crown prince was stunned, and it took him five seconds to listen to his words. Thinking carefully about the old prime minister's history lesson, it really happened.

The Panda Pavilion is divided into two areas, the Panda Villa in the first area, and the outdoor playground in the second area.

At this moment, the giant panda, which is missed by the people, is playing on the grass of the outdoor sports field, listless and motionless.

The crown prince looked at it, and said with a straight face: "I wronged him. To be the mount of the ancient demon god Chi You, the giant panda must not be weak."

The Qi family standing next to him were stunned when they heard the words, and felt that the words and behavior of the newly acquainted Shuaibi family were very strange.

Are you reading too many novels?

Mother Qi was thinking, pointing to the giant panda on the grass and said distressedly: "We only came to the Panda House last month, and it has not been a month yet. I didn't expect the cat to be so skinny. It's really pitiful... ..."

There are many people who think with Mama Qi, the gentle ones are crying, and the hot ones directly scold the director for not doing anything, and let the national treasure suffer. Today, I must give the Cat Lovers Association a reasonable explanation.

Maomao is the pet name of the giant panda in the garden. As the name suggests, the Cat Lover Association is its exclusive fan.

The crowd was excited, and the prince was a little confused. He pointed to the giant panda, a one-meter-long dumpling, which weighed over a hundred by visual inspection, and whose arms were thicker than the prince's waist. "Just, is this thin?"

If you are so fat, you can fill it with sausages during Chinese New Year?

——Fortunately, he didn't say these words, otherwise he would definitely be hunted down by the Cat Lovers Association.

"Are you a devil? Don't you see that Maomao has lost a lot of weight?" Qi's mother is a loyal member of the Cat Lovers Association. After hearing the prince's words, she quickly dug out a photo of her idol from the phone a month ago.

The prince stretched his head over.

Heaven!

What a chubby, black and white black and white ball.

Can the round one go around the earth?

Is there a fat belly hanging down?

Mother Qi had tears in her eyes, "Look, have you lost a lot of weight?"

Prince: "Yes."

It's a lot of weight loss. I used to be a big fat man, but now I'm a little fat man.

Qi's mother, who was recognized, quickly gave the prince Amway a beautiful photo of her idol.

Roll to the ground.cute~

climb a tree.super cute~

eat bamboo.super cute~

poo.fragrant~

The prince was shocked.

What is dog licking, this is the real dog licking.

Qi's mother sighed slightly, "I'm so worried about Maomao. Why did you say that he has become so thin in just one month? The double chin is almost gone. It makes people feel uncomfortable."

The prince looked the panda cat up and down, from the tail to the tip of the ears, "The limbs are clean and healthy, no one has been abused, and there is no illness. The whole body is full of spiritual energy, and the wisdom light in the forehead is shining, which means it has become a spirit." .”

Mother Qi: "Huh?"

The crown prince lit a cigarette and blew out a smoke ring, "Maybe there is something bothering me, a monster who has become a spirit is just like a human being, possessing all kinds of emotions and desires."

Mother Qi was just about to say to read less novels, and she had been lying on the ground without moving. The giant panda, like a corpse, jumped up and ran to the wire fence closest to the prince at a speed that ordinary giant pandas could not match.

There is a deep ditch 1.5 meters deep and [-] meters wide between the wire fence and the sports field, which is used to separate pandas from people. It is not that they do not want them to get close, but that giant pandas are not as harmless as they look.

In ancient times, giant pandas wanted to eat people.

It is no longer eaten nowadays, but its powerful power is still not to be underestimated. Adult men can't bear it, let alone children that can be seen everywhere in zoos.

However, this gap, which panda fans say can never be crossed, was stepped on by Panda Cat students.

I saw it flying, its black and white body fell high, drew an arc, and hung on the barbed wire.

The onlookers backed away in fright, and the prince and his party, who did not retreat, made their debut on the spot.

The five-year-old panda cat is pulling the barbed wire fence, with unbelievable eyes, "Do you know that I have become a sperm?"

The prince nodded.

Panda Cat's eyes widened, "Can you still hear me? Are you a fairy too?"

The prince didn't say a word, and the panda cat was moved to tears, "I never thought that in my lifetime, I would meet other people of the same kind, except for the useless porcupine next door."

The panda cat was born a year ago in a thunderstorm.

At that time, it was still an ordinary giant panda. Nine thunders broke through the lightning protection equipment in the park and struck it.

After surviving, it found that it was different from before. Its eyes could see farther, its body was stronger, and its ignorant wisdom was like the sun pushing away the dark clouds, and began to emit its own light.

It even mastered two foreign languages, Chinese and English.

It peeks at the nanny's cell phone and finds that the world is big.

It also befriends the porcupine next door.

(⊙o⊙) Oh, I only know that the porcupine who ate and slept, turned into a sperm a year earlier than him, it is really unfair.

In the beginning, panda cats are happy.

It is delighted to feel everything around it, exploring the new world like a child, starting from the inside of the Panda House, and finally extending out, it finds itself trapped.

Panda Mao has two nannies, one is a college student and the other is a full-time office worker who likes to read novels.

It heard from the full-time nanny that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals cannot become spirits, and if they become spirits, they will be pulled away from harmony.

It wants to run away, but there are cameras everywhere in the Panda House. It is afraid that it will be caught and taken away if it fails to escape, so it can only be itself again.

But going back to the past is really too painful.

"Do you know how miserable my life is? Fellow Daoist!

There are more than [-] species of wild animals in the entire zoo, and only I occupy the best place. I wake up from the [-]-square-meter panda house every day, live in a two-story villa, and eat bamboo airlifted from Sichuan every day. ,Notice!It is every day, every day, fresh bamboo is brought in by air. So many workers have gone to great troubles and spent so much money, just for my three meals. "

"I have nothing to do every day. I either eat, sleep, bask in the sun, or climb trees, swim, and poop. Look at them..." Panda Cat pointed to the melon-eating fans surrounded by six floors inside and outside, and complained tearfully: "Look at them, they How did they treat me? I turned over and they screamed so cute, so cute, and I yawned, they were still so cute, so cute, cute ass, these human beings who have no morals and no opinions.

Thousands of people come to see me every day, including local, foreign and foreign.Yes, it is the golden retriever on your right, a group of Yankees, thanks to their clear blue eyes, but like everyone else, they want to corrupt, yearn for freedom, and yearn for mediocrity.Hmph, it's not that simple if you want to kill me. "

The prince: "...you continue."

Panda: "It's too painful, it's really painful. I was born with two nannies, I don't have to struggle to live in a luxury villa, I have a sports field of 800 square meters, I have a private doctor, and I have [-] million fans on Weibo. They confess their love to me every day. In fact, I know that they are not trying to kill me, but they really love me, because I am too perfect and cute, so they fall in love and cannot extricate themselves.

In fact, I also love them deeply, but I don't want to live like this.

Why am I in the Olympic Committee right from my birth?I don't want to get something for nothing, I want to roll in the mud, I want to sleep in a bridge hole, I want to eat grass poorly..."

The panda cat was very excited, lying on the ground while talking, picked up a handful of green grass with its paws, stuffed it into its mouth, and started to chew. Tears poured down from the noodles, and it cried very sadly, "I really don't want to think about this kind of thing." The wind is the wind, and the rain is the life of the rain. I want to experience the hardships and hardships of life. I don't want clothes to stretch out my hands to open my mouth.

I am a cat with dreams. My dream is to go to work. I want to work. I want to be yelled at by the boss. I don’t want to be held in the palm of my hand. I want wind and rain, I want blizzard, I don't want comfort and prosperity, I want to be reincarnated, I want to be a child of a poor family, step by step, and live an ordinary life down-to-earth.

I only have this one request, why is it so difficult?God, what did I do wrong, you want to treat me like this?How hard do I have to work to live the life I yearn for, woo woo woo..."

Before the prince came, the panda cat had troubles and could only tell the porcupine next to it.

Porcupine Jing is a salted fish without dreams, he doesn't understand the sadness of panda cats.

In the same way, panda cats don't understand why porcupines only eat and sleep all day, and eat after sleeping. Doesn't he want to experience wind and rain?Don't want to sleep in bridge holes, don't want to eat grass?Don't want to be ordinary and miserable?

The three perspectives are different. Panda cats have not expressed their thoughts to others for a long time.

Seeing the prince today, the panda cat couldn't bear it anymore, poured beans out of the bamboo tube, and turned itself upside down.

The humans onlookers couldn't understand what the panda cat was saying, they only saw it eating grass like crazy, thinking that their idol was hungry, so they hurriedly called the nanny to bring bamboo in.

The nanny thought that the panda cat's appetite was not good recently, and thought it was hungry, so she quickly carried a bundle of bamboo into it.

Sichuan, transported by air, fresh and worth thousands of dollars.

It is the favorite of giant pandas.

Unexpectedly, the panda cat didn't appreciate it, pushed the bamboo away, and gnawed grass on the ground, "Go away, you evil capitalists, I am the successor of communism, you think these things can corrupt my simplicity mind?

dream!Let me tell you, you will never succeed, because I have already seen through your sinister intentions. "

The crown prince clutched his forehead in extreme pain.

As a dragon, he wished to sell his underwear to survive, but this panda spirit, who owns the land of the nanny villa and owns billions of dollars, told him that it was not happy at all.

It doesn't want to eat airborne delicacies, it wants to eat grass.

It doesn't want to live in a luxury villa, it wants to sleep in a bridge hole.

It doesn't want to be admired by fans, it wants to be called a dog by the boss.

this. . . . .Really tm not. . . .show off. . . . . ?

The prince put his elbow on Zhou Fei's shoulder, "How many years will you be sentenced for killing a panda?"

Zhou Fei grabbed Papa Long's hand, "Be patient, Lizi is still young, so it's for Lizi."

Zhou Fei dissuaded the prince with tears in his eyes. In fact, he also felt murderous after hearing what the panda cat said.

If it wasn't for the fact that Lizi was still young, he really wanted to rush in and have a fight with Panda Cat, the rich young master, and let him taste the angry roar of the poor.

Under the eyes of the panda cat begging for approval, the prince patted his buttocks, turned around and left, "I'm sorry to bother you."

The panda cat swooped down and poked a hole in the barbed wire. It grabbed the prince's clothes corner, with tears in his eyes, "Don't you understand me?"

The crown prince turned his back to him, "Let me go."

Let him go.

Otherwise, he really couldn't help but kill this silly x panda.

The crown prince covered his face, he didn't want others to see his handsome face which was disfigured by jealousy, and he didn't want to hear any words about the extravagant and rich life of panda cats.

He really can kill bears!

real! ! !

The panda cat did not let go, "Take me with you, I am willing to be your little brother."

The crown prince turned his head and looked at him helplessly, "Master, what else can you do besides enjoying yourself?"

A panda who is pampered and lives a luxurious life, can he still do accounts and be an accountant?

Panda Cat: "I will do the accounting."

The prince: "what?"

Panda cat: "I have a nanny who is a college student and majors in accounting. He reads "Financial Regulations and Accounting Professional Ethics", "Tax Law", "Economic Law" and "Financial Cost Management" in my ears every day. I have learned them all. You can take the CPA exam as soon as you go out, and I swear by my dream that I will pass 100% in one pass. I will tell you secretly that I will also make fake accounts to help you evade taxes, no, this is called reasonable tax avoidance.”

"Che, who do you think I am, that I will cheat? It's ridiculous." The prince pulled back his clothes, and when the panda cat thought he was going to leave, he turned around 180 degrees.

The prince grabbed the big, fluffy paw of the panda cat, his hands trembling with excitement: "Are you really good at making fake accounts?"