Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

The prince grabbed the panda cat's fat paw, "Are you really good at accounting?"

Panda Cat nodded vigorously, "I swear."

After getting a loan to buy a house, the prince fully understood how important finance is to a company.

If Crystal Palace wants to become bigger and stronger, it must have a shrewd and capable financial director.

Panda cat is neither shrewd nor strong, but he is cheap, and he may be the only one in the world who can feed on grass.

But can he really trust panda cats?

It's empty talk, what if you get cheated?

The prince looked at the panda cat, and the balance in his heart swung from side to side.

Panda Cat is in a hurry, in order to prove that he is not lying, he opened his mouth with a string of Cockney accents, "@##￥%...&#%@%%&#@......"

The prince couldn't understand English well, but seeing the panda crying anxiously, he decided to give it a chance.

"If you dare to lie to me, you will die!"

He won't kill a bear.

But he can sell the bears to Africa to mine.

Prince: I, handsome, grew up like an emperor, cruel and merciless, not to be trifled with.

***

"Why did the cat suddenly go crazy?"

"What is that man doing? Why is he talking to Maomao?"

"Where did he come from, he's quite handsome."

"Maomao actually poked a hole in the barbed wire, its strength is really great."

"Why did Maomao grab that crazy hand, aren't they communicating?"

"Blind your cat's eyes, obviously that person is holding on to the cat, you see, we cats have been struggling." [Panda Cat: No. 】

"Shameless, dare to insult our cats."

"abnormal!"

"rogue!"

The prince became the target of public criticism.

Panda cat fans pointed at the prince, as envious and jealous as they wanted.

Among the fans, there were a few young ladies who were fascinated by the prince's handsome face, and hid in the crowd to peek at him from time to time. Now, seeing the prince being attacked by his fellow fans, they didn't say a word, and cared about the panda cat in all kinds of ways.

"Why did the cat suddenly go crazy?"

"It's not like what the netizens said, it's an incurable disease, right?"

Hey, the girls cried together, flustered, helpless and pitiful.

The prince turned his eyes to the sky, and said to himself that if mental retardation is an incurable disease, then your idol is already dying.

Withdrew from the crowd, the prince found Xiao Lin, the panda cat's full-time nanny.

Xiao Lin is the son of Lao Lin, the director of the kindergarten. He majors in computer science. He usually likes to read novels and is a loyal member of the Cat Lovers Association.

Panda cat is the top star of animals. It has 800 million fans on Weibo, which is even more popular than some second-tier stars. When panda cats were transported from the Chengdu Giant Panda Base to Kyoto Animals, they received the attention of the people all over the country. There are hundreds of nannies.

With the help of Comrade Lao Lin, Xiao Lin successfully squeezed out the applicants and became the panda cat's close licking dog.

Kobayashi: With idols by my side, hug and masturbate casually, happy ing~

Of course, it is not happy at all to be poked through the back door.

Under the threat of the prince's exposure, Xiao Lin brought the Crystal Palace and his party into the director's office.

The grey-headed and grey-haired elder burst into tears: "I have worked hard all my life, never took a single needle from the masses, and never done anything corrupt or perverted. The only thing I did wrong was because of my son, who is not angry... I don't want to go to Alibaba after graduating from Peking University. You have to go to work, but you have to take the entrance examination for the zoo, and the salary of the nanny in the career is only 2000 yuan, and you eat bran and swallow vegetables every month, and you force your elderly father to go through the back door and transfer you."

"Are you still human? Are you worthy of me?" The old headmaster cried with snot and tears all over his face, and hit his son with his fist, "What's wrong with taking care of the penguins? Why do you look down on yellow-eyed penguins? Imported from New Zealand, there are only four left in the world." Thousands, why do you, a mortal, look down on endangered species?"

Xiao Lin burst into tears, "Dad, I'm sorry, the cat is too cute, I couldn't control it." After speaking, he knelt down, hugged the old father's leg and cried loudly.

The old principal kicked him away, "Sinister, an apology is useful, what do the police have to do, now they want to report us..."

The old director wrinkled his orange-peeled face, and looked at the prince pitifully, his pleading little eyes were full of hesitation, refusal and welcome, unable to stop.

Looking at the prince's eyes is like looking at the first love.

The prince almost vomited out yesterday's dinner.

The human race is really terrifying, no wonder the God Nuwa who created humans became holy in one fell swoop.

The old principal has cunning but clear eyes, he is not a bad person, the prince is open and honest with him.

"So you didn't sue us." The old director withdrew his tears in an instant, took a towel to wipe his dirty face, and lay down on the leather chair, and became the tall director again, completely unable to see what happened just now. the embarrassment.

Nanny Kobayashi had a question mark on her face. =_=?

Ginger is still old and spicy, but it is still very tender.

The old principal looked at the prince with the eyes of caring for mentally handicapped children, "Student, don't read novels, there are no ghosts in reality. Taking a step back, even if there are ghosts, they should be animals that have lived for many years, such as turtles and boa constrictors." What, Maomao is only five years old."

The average life expectancy of giant pandas is 25 years old. Five-year-old cats are between teenagers and young adults in the group. But don’t they have to practice or something to become a spirit? Obviously, it can’t turn to it, and its life is too short.

The prince guessed: "Maybe it has a lot of fans. For low-level monsters, their wisdom is limited. They can't communicate with the world and realize the way of heaven. They can only rely on themselves and the power of faith. In recent years, the aura of heaven and earth has been strong. Although panda cats are hard-witted, I can't stand the large number of fans, and it is reasonable to become a genius at the age of five."

The old principal: ... What the hell?Belief?Heaven?The aura of heaven and earth?What is this all about?

Xiao Lin blinked his small eyes, and looked at the prince stupidly, "I didn't expect you to read novels, which website do you usually read? Which author do you like..."

The prince interrupted him and glanced at the clock on the wall, "The garden will be closed in 10 minutes, let's go to the Panda House and let that stupid bear tell you."

***

The zoo with the gate closed was exceptionally quiet, but it was noisy outside.

Because the panda cat suddenly went crazy, the fans who love cats went crazy. They sat quietly at the entrance of the zoo and refused to leave. If they were excited, they even bought eggs and tomatoes and smashed them in.

The situation further expanded, and the armed police lined up at the door, ready to prevent large-scale conflicts.

TV media and Internet media flooded in, and the phone number of the old director was all over the phone, from superiors, social people, animal protection associations, friends...the list goes on and on.

Spots of light, like fireflies flying from all directions, drilled into the panda cat's chubby body, nourishing his not-so-strong monster body.

The prince looked at his own Lizi, and said with disgust, "How did you get pregnant?"

Lizi: "Yeah?...Yeeah?..."

Lizi: What, what, what is Dad talking about...

The prince pulled Lizi's face with his left hand, pointed at the motionless panda cat with his right hand, and said to Lizi with hatred: "Look at others, and then look at yourself. Don't you feel inferior at all? It's a mentally handicapped child, why is he so good?"

Zhou Fei sucked his saliva enviously, "Because it will be reincarnated."

Neither he nor Li Zi will be reincarnated.envy ing~

Lizi said that she was just a simple child and couldn't understand what Papa Long was saying.

Lou Jue: ...I choose to remain silent.

****

The panda cat was lying on the grass, looking at the sky dully.

The blue sky, the green leaves, the green paddling pool... everything it sees is black and white, but his bear is gray.

There is no sunshine, no breeze, no fragrance of flowers.

Only the extravagant life corrodes his heart longing for suffering and poverty day and night.

"Ah, I really want to be an ordinary poor man!"

Why is it born rich?Why does its every move attract countless licking dogs?

Why is there no suffering in life?

Why can you lie down?

Why is it so reincarnated?Why do parents give birth to themselves?

In the middle of the night, when the panda's egg hurts, he always thinks of his parents who passed away.

Why is their panda family so popular?

The chubby figure is cute?Then why do the young ladies who work in the park always clamor to lose weight every day?

Cute big dark circles?Why do we encourage people to go to bed early and get up early?Why are Estee Lauder eye creams so expensive?

Cute black and white animals?Then why can't cows enter the zoo and enjoy noble treatment?

Is this the loss of humanity, or the loss of morality?

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." the panda covered its eyes and cried, for itself and for the dairy cow comrades.

Cow: ...Actually, I also want to know why.

***

The sound of feet stepping on the grass was heard next to the ear, and the panda cat looked up, and said in surprise: "Mr. Ye, you are finally back, and the tears I was waiting for were about to cry down the Great Wall."

The panda cat rushed up with great dexterity, tightly hugging the leg of the president of Crystal Palace, determined not to let go.

He has been regretting since the prince left, why didn't he let the prince stay as a hostage, in case he doesn't come back?Wouldn't it be cold?

The crown prince looked at it with disgust, "Do you still know about Meng Jiangnv?"

Panda Cat: "I have the ability to never forget what I have heard." Otherwise, it would be impossible to master two foreign languages ​​within a year.

The crown prince: "...then you can speak human words now."

Panda Cat is afraid: "You won't be arrested and go to Harmony, right?"

The prince: "Don't worry, no one dares to touch you."

The panda raised its head and looked timidly at the old headmaster and Nanny Xiao Lin who had been taking care of him, "Principal, I'm sorry, I told Mr. Ye about your favoritism and perverting the law, but you don't have to worry, as long as you let me go, Just nothing."

The old headmaster clutched his chest, his face pale.

From the very beginning of the panda cat's human-like movements to the human language he speaks now, this veteran party member who deals with animals every day finally couldn't hold back a heart attack.

"Medicine, medicine, my medicine..."

Xiao Lin quickly took out the medicine bottle from his trouser pocket, and helped his old father to swallow it.

The old headmaster stroked his still-shocked heart and murmured in a daze: "The panda has really become a spirit..."

Kobayashi: ...As a licking dog, I, I, I am very good.

***

Ghost affairs in the human world have always been managed by the General Administration.

It was inconvenient for the crown prince to come forward, so he gave the old director's landline phone number to the deputy director of the management bureau, and asked the old director to come forward, and he hid behind the landscape screen in the director's room.

Soon after, someone came over. The leading man was wearing a white suit, with a murderous look in his eyes, followed by several subordinates with a strong aura.

"Yeah..." Lizi called out suddenly.

The man in the suit had an extra sword in his hand, pointed at the screen and said sharply, "Who is it? Come out!"