Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

After eating, everyone moved into the living room.

Zhou Feifei, the exclusive dishwasher of the Crystal Palace, was washing dishes in the kitchen. Lizi fell in love with hide-and-seek and crawled around under the coffee table. Lou Jue was making milk powder for Lizi with a baby bottle.

On the sofa, the two good friends were paralyzed like old men, lifting their sweaters to reveal their chubby bellies.

Bai Wuchang reached out and touched the crown prince's stomach, "Have you gained weight recently?"

"Is there?" The prince looked down, and the firm and flat abdominal muscles he was proud of were indeed not as clear as before. When he touched them up, the prince's face turned pale with fright, and he turned into a big man without a date. What can the fat man do?

The prince shouted at his nanny, "Being a vegetarian tomorrow."

Lou Jue stopped making milk powder, "Tomorrow I plan to make Coca-Cola Chicken Wings..."

The prince resolutely changed his words, "Then start from the day after tomorrow." After finishing speaking, he added, "There are few chicken wings, and there is still a pig's trotter in the refrigerator? Burn it."

Lou Jue nodded, "Yes."

Bai Wuchang: "..."

Hei Wuchang sat next to Bai Wuchang, feeling like he was sitting on pins and needles, he simply got up and mopped the floor with a mop, obviously the floor was clean.

Today's Heiwuchang is very abnormal, a little nervous, I haven't eaten a few bites, I can't sit still, it's like needles growing on my buttocks.

The prince leaned against his good friend and asked softly, "What's wrong with your old black?"

Bai Wuchang looked at Hei Wuchang, who was dragging his head on the ground, and sighed, "Maybe it's a lot of pressure."

The coup in the local government has always been a knife hanging over the head of black and white impermanence. What they worry about is not whether the knife will cut them down, but how much turmoil it will cause.

The underworld is closely related to the human world, and it affects the whole body. Du Ziren's ambition is no longer a matter of the underworld.

The only thing that made Bai Wuchang gratified was that he went to the Three Realms Comprehensive Management Bureau to ask for help today. Although he didn't see the director, he had a good talk with the deputy director and reached a cooperation consensus. turmoil.

"Wait." The prince caught something, "Director? When did the Three Realms Comprehensive Administration have a director?"

Hasn't it been vacant since its inception?

Bai Wuchang: "Just ten years ago, the god of the Feng clan suddenly dropped into the air. When your cousin informed me, I was also taken aback."

The god of the Phoenix clan?A long list of information about the Feng family flowed through the crown prince's mind.

Throughout the history of the Feng clan, there are two gods who can be called respected gods. The first one is Yuanfeng who has long been separated from each other, and the second... is Yuanfeng's brother.

The crown prince heard from his father that this brother Yuanfeng has been living in seclusion on the undead volcano since he was born.

The battle in the early robbery of the Dragon Han Dynasty was really too tragic. The world was colorless, and there were no living creatures in the prehistoric world. Even the world almost returned to chaos. The four clans that led the war (that is, the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn demon clan) were once disgusted by heaven— —Of course, this sentence was not said by the Dragon King of the East China Sea. The stubborn old Dragon King couldn't say it.

After the first robbery of the Dragon Han Dynasty, the dragon god fell, and the remaining dragon clan said that they retreated to the four seas, but in fact they escaped for their lives and hid in the deep sea.

As for the Feng Clan, after Yuanfeng Dao disappeared, that brother Yuanfeng came out to take charge, took over his elder brother's throne, and brought the whole clan back to the Undying Volcano. The meritorious deeds have actually preserved the Feng family under the wrath of heaven - about this, the prince's father was very curious, but could not find anything.

As for the successor emperor of the Feng clan, no matter his appearance, temperament, means, or name, outsiders have no way of knowing it, and it is very mysterious.

But Bai Wuchang told him that this mysterious Fengdi actually came to the world to be the chief, which really surprised the prince.

But what was even more surprising was that he hadn't heard from his eldest cousin who was the deputy chief.

Could it be that the eldest cousin felt that it was too shameful to be crushed by the Feng clan, so he knocked out his teeth and swallowed blood?

Bai Wuchang nodded, that was indeed the case.

As a first-line law enforcement officer in the prefecture, Bai Wuchang has always been close to the Three Realms Administration. Ever since Fengdi brought his team to the throne, the eldest cousin of the prince, the Dragon Prince of the South China Sea, has been suffering, but he wants to save face. He didn't say anything, and threatened Bai Wuchang that if he told the prince about this, the cooperative relationship between them would come to an end.

"Fuck, you're telling me such an important thing now." The crown prince pointed at Bai Wuchang, cracks began to appear in the deep gay friendship.

Ever since the crown prince was born, the eldest cousin has been targeting him, trying to take the crown prince's position from the crown prince.

The crown prince was not too polite, the two pointed their needles at Maimang, and would stab each other whenever they had the chance.

The prince knows that the eldest cousin has always wanted to be the chief of the bureau... If he had known that the old Fenghuang from the Feng clan had robbed the eldest cousin's seat, even if he hated the Feng clan, he would have set off firecrackers to celebrate for three days and three nights.

The opportunity to attack the big cousin was missed.

The prince looked at Bai Wuchang displeased, his knuckles crackling.

Bai Wuchang sighed helplessly, comforting Jiyou's emotions, "Don't blame me, I can't help myself."

He also wants to eat, and he eats a lot.

Bai Wuchang took the fruit plate on the coffee table and stuffed winter dates into his mouth.

"It's been so long since I've kept it from you, so I'm ashamed to eat my food." The prince stingily snatched the fruit plate over, and stuffed his mouth with dates as if to vent his anger.

The prince: "Then why are you telling me now? Aren't you afraid that the moon dog will be angry?"

The corner of Bai Wuchang's mouth twitched: "Moon hunting dog..."

Prince Long of the South China Sea, the eldest cousin of the Crown Prince, whose original name was Ao Qingyu, and whose nickname was Mingyue, was a handsome and arrogant noble son, and he was one of the best figures in the South China Sea.

It is said that on the day of his full moon, he disdained the gold and jade that the dragon people like, and even climbed to the edge of the Longquan pool, reaching out to catch the moon imprinted in the water, which made the guests at the banquet laugh.

Those who have good deeds give Prince Mingyue the nickname "Moon Hunting Dog".

However, in the whole world, the only one who dares to be called the Dragon Prince of the South China Sea is the Prince.

It's just such a dick, is there any? !

The corner of Bai Wuchang's mouth twitched, "Yueyuegou...uh, I mean your eldest cousin, His Highness Mingyue, was actually fired by His Majesty Fengdi three months ago, and the deputy director is now His Highness Kong Xuan."

Isn't Kong Xuan the son of Yuanfeng?A white suit suddenly flashed in the crown prince's mind.

However, these are not as important as the eldest cousin being fired.

Leaving aside the noble status of the Moon Dog, let’s just say that the Three Realms Comprehensive Administration is a system similar to human institutions.The dismissal of civil servants... What a big mistake is that?

The prince asked excitedly: "Why was he fired? Did he poison the old Phoenix?"

The nanny who was holding the pear and holding the bottle for the little monster swayed: Old Phoenix...

Hei Wuchang buried his head and mopped the floor vigorously: He didn't hear anything...

Bai Wuchang punched the prince with a fist, "Hush your voice, what old Phoenix, I am now in a cooperative relationship with the Feng clan."

"It was originally an old phoenix. How many years has it been since the creation of the world... 10 years is nothing, and I am not a quasi-sage, but I have the nerve to live that long..." The prince said sourly.

He admits he's jealous.

After the start of the Dragon and Han Dynasty, the big bosses of the dragon, phoenix, and unicorn demon clan died. Everyone was equal to a tie. I didn’t suffer if you were not fooled. do not have?

Bai Wuchang: "Fuck, can you be more generous? In the great battle back then, it was impossible to tell who was right. Can you stop being so hostile to the Feng Clan?"

"I can't." The prince put his long legs on the tea table, raised his eyebrows and said proudly: "Just wait and see, sooner or later, the prince will go to the old phoenix of the Feng family to fight one-on-one, and I want him to admit that we are The Dragon Clan is stronger than the Phoenix Clan."

Bai Wuchang only felt a toothache, and everyone said that the Bird Clan is famous for its small belly, but since he met the prince, the glorious image of the Dragon Clan has plummeted, and everyone wants to turn into a black fan.

Bai Wuchang looked at the prince and thought: Sure enough, for idols or something, it's better to look at them from a distance. If you get close, you will be easily injured.

As a man who is easily hurt, Bai Wuchang changed the subject and continued to talk about Du Ziren in order not to be corrupted by the prince for the heritage of the ancient gods of the dragon clan and Wei Guangzheng's image.

But the prince didn't want to.

"Wait a minute, I'll make a call." The prince slid off the sofa in a hurry, went to the window and took out his mobile phone, opened the address book, and clicked on the contact named "Silly x Big Cousin".

The phone rang twice and was picked up. There was a muffled sound of physical impact. It seemed that someone was fighting. The prince didn't pay attention to it, and focused all his body and mind on the person who answered the phone.

"Who is it?" It was the eldest cousin's voice, his throat was hoarse.

The crown prince immediately showed a chrysanthemum-like smile on his face, not only the smile was cheap, but also the voice was very cheap, "I am the eldest cousin, I heard that you have been fired, I am so happy to congratulate you, when you are free, we will come out to celebrate one time……"

"Ao Qingyue, fuck - your ancestors are eighteen generations old." The eldest cousin also immediately recognized the prince's voice, and immediately hung up the phone after cursing.

"Tsk tsk tsk, why would you be fired if you have such a bad temper?" The crown prince was as happy as if he had eaten honey, and asked the speechless cousin Bai Wuchang why he was fired.

"Harassed and molested male colleagues, more than once." Bai Wuchang's eyes were empty, if there was a Great Wall here, he would have cried to the ground.

He thought that if one day the dragon clan became notorious, it would be the crown prince's fault first, followed by the big cousin.

The dignified two dragon princes are actually this kind of thing... no, they can't think deeply, they will cry, and they will lose their fans.

"I don't even eat the grass by the side of the rabbit's nest. How hungry is the moon dog to attack the male colleagues..." The prince cursed, but the expression on his face was very excited, and he gave it again non-stop. Big cousin calls.

"What the hell do you want to do?" The big cousin's voice wanted to eat people.

"No reason, I just admire you very much. There are so many young ladies in the Dragon Palace. I dare not even touch my hands. I am afraid that others will say that I eat grass by the side of the nest. I didn't expect you to initiate a love affair, even my colleagues. , Sure enough, single dogs are hungry and thirsty. However, how do you say that you are fired when you are fired? Does your male colleague think you are ugly? If you are as handsome as me, you will definitely not end up like this..."

"I'm two thousand years older than you, can you respect me?"

"Look at what you said, I have always respected you very much. Hey, I heard that the new deputy director is Kong Xuan, Yuanfeng's son. You must have molested him too, right?"

"...Do you think I'm a fool? Even if I'm in love with a piece of shit, it's impossible for me to fall in love with him. Fuck it, take it easy." The last five-character cousin gritted his teeth, and his voice was very soft, the prince Grandpa didn't hear clearly.

The prince still kept balabala, and said tearfully: "Big cousin, I am so touched, I didn't expect you to be as dismissive of the Feng family as I am... However, I think you can also provoke Kong Xuan and let him Falling in love with you, and then dumping him hard, is a way to hit the Phoenix Clan."

"..." Damn it, why did this sand sculpture little cousin know what I was thinking?The big cousin's hand holding the phone has veins and veins.

"Big cousin, why don't you speak?" Although the big cousin couldn't see it, the prince still pretended to be surprised, and after two seconds, he pretended to suddenly realize, "Oh, how could I put this matter to rest? Forget, Kong Xuan has lived for tens of thousands of years, the big cousin will only end up being raped by Japan."

"...Ao Qingyue, just wait for me."

"What? Waiting for what?"

"I will pull you off the horse one day sooner or later."

"Good duck, I'll wait for you~" The crown prince grinned meanly.