Crystal Palace Irregular Dispute Corporation

What a duck, what a fart...

The eldest cousin in a high-end apartment was so angry that he almost vomited blood.

After thinking about it, he felt something was wrong. He obviously hid the expulsion very well, and shouldn't his mean-spirited little cousin be hiding under the covers and crying?Getting up from the hell of being abandoned so quickly?Still have time to call and laugh at him?

Could it be that the little cousin came to the world too?

Seeing that the person under him was distracted, someone pushed hard, and the eldest cousin immediately gave a shock, feeling that the chrysanthemum was about to be pierced by him.

tm, it's been an hour... isn't it that the Bird Race is very fast?

"You can give me a try." The big cousin slapped him behind him, but the other party cut his hands behind him, pressed him under him and fucked him hard.

The eldest cousin bit the corner of his mouth, and vaguely remembered what the prince said.

[Oh, how did I forget, Kong Xuan has lived for tens of thousands of years, the big cousin is not his opponent, playing with his feelings will be punished. 】

Big cousin tears mother-in-law, feeling mixed feelings.

Such a simple truth, why didn't he think of it at the time?

I can't believe that the sand sculpture's little cousin is actually smarter than himself.

When the big cousin was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born, the prince was in a beautiful mood. After sending off black and white impermanence, he took a bath and sang.

Soon, he couldn't be happy.

In the evening, the prince had a dream. He dreamed that on the day of his wedding, he was wearing a red wedding dress and entertaining guests in the resplendent Crystal Palace.

The eldest cousin, with his nostrils upturned as usual, was as arrogant as a peacock, holding his wine glass and said sourly, "I never thought you would be able to marry such a beauty as Princess Luohe."

"It's okay, the Luo River is not as beautiful as you said, so it's okay." The prince pretended to sigh, showing off, and compared it proudly.

The eldest cousin snorted coldly: "You kid, just have fun secretly. When you get married and live together, just like you, the princess of Luohe will kick you every minute."

The crown prince smiled back, and he had already seen through the envy and hatred in his cousin's heart.

It is the prince's duty and responsibility to reproduce for the ethnic group. In some ethnic groups, whether the prince has offspring is even related to the stability of the status.

I don't know if the Dragon Clan is one of them, but as long as you have the heart, you can feel it. Since the wedding date between him and Luohe Princess is getting closer, the hearts of the Dragon Clan in the Four Seas have become more and more stable.

The prince glanced at his eldest cousin.

The eldest cousin was as arrogant as ever, with his nostrils upturned, but his eyes and brows showed a bit of fatigue.

It seems that the eldest cousin also understands that it is getting more and more difficult to pry his position.

The crown prince took his eldest cousin to drink, the two brothers smiled and slandered each other with all kinds of abuse in their hearts. On the surface, they coincided with each other. They looked like brothers and sisters, and the cousins ​​who were obviously [-] years apart compared each other. The brothers still have to be intimate, and the guests of all nationalities at the banquet are amazed.

"Didn't it mean that the prince of the South China Sea and the prince of the East China Sea are in the same situation?"

"Rumours mislead me, rumors mislead me."

The guests toasted the brotherhood of the two princes. The two princes were smiling and mmp in their hearts.

Prince: who the hell is on good terms with the silly cousin x, and I'm not a sand sculpture.

Big Cousin: Who tm has a good relationship with Little Cousin Sand Sculpture, and I'm not stupid.

As expected of cousins ​​who are related by blood, they think exactly the same.

The prince shuttled among the guests like a flower and a butterfly, and suddenly the bad news came that the princess of Luohe had escaped from marriage.

At that moment, the crown prince's eyes were blank, and only the elder cousin's gloating voice could be heard in his ears: "Everyone, come and see, sexy prince, he was dumped online and executed publicly..."

"Wake up!" Lou Jue's voice suddenly entered his ears.

The prince suddenly sat up from the bed, the quilt slipped off, revealing Hong Guoguo's upper body, the skin that had not been exposed to the sun for many years was as white as tofu, and the two red fruits on his chest were more colorful.

With deep eyes, Lou Jue swept across the red fruit and landed on the crown prince's forehead.

The crown prince was startled by the nightmare and was dripping with sweat, as if he had just been fished out of the water.

Lou Jue handed him a glass of water, "Did you have a nightmare?"

The prince shook his head, "No."

It's too embarrassing for him to say what he said about being dumped on the wedding day.

Lou Jue took a deep look at him, turned around and carried Li Zi, and stuffed it into the crown prince's bed.

The sky was slightly bright, with a white belly, and it was still early, Lou Jue said to the prince, "I'll cook, and you can sleep later."

The crown prince nodded indiscriminately, drank the water in one gulp, tightened the quilt, picked it up twice, and put the pear into his arms.

"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..." Li Ziba clicked her small mouth, dreaming of some delicious food, and a transparent liquid flowed from the corner of her mouth.

Pears are dark and not autumnal, they are surprisingly ugly at first glance, but they are also cute when you look at them more, especially the soft and fat body is like a stove, the crown prince hugs the pears, his cold body gradually warms up, but his heart can't bear it. Can't decide.

[Sexy prince, dumped online, publicly executed]——No, Yueyuegou never said that.

Glancing at the charging cell phone out of the corner of his eye, the prince had an ominous premonition.

He took the phone, unlocked it, and entered the Three Realms Forum.

A red and thick title came into view.

[Sexy prince, dumped online, humiliated, publicly executed]

Posted by: Tuhao Big Cousin.

The main post was a video, although the faces in it were mosaiced, the crown prince still recognized him in a wedding dress with his back completely out of sight.

Fishing, moon, dog, unexpectedly, suddenly, photographed, downloaded, he, was, dumped, of, video, video, and posted to the forum for Wan Yao to enjoy.

The Three Realms forum exploded, instantly building three thousand buildings.

Millennium Dryad: Selling melon seeds and peanut soda in the front row.

A rough bug: Bench, bench, anyone buy a bench?

I'm a drama star: I have long heard that the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea was dumped on the day of his wedding. I only heard his name, but I didn't expect to see the scene.

Downstairs is my body: life series.

Upstairs is my body: the lifetime series 1

……

Human Race Zhou Feifei: Huh~~~~(;>_

Prince Auspicious: Princess Luohe, Miss Sister, how can you abandon us Mr. Ye?Although Mr. Ye does not cook or do housework, he is greedy and lazy, but he is a good boss. I just act as a lucky cat and clean the company every month. Mr. Ye gives me 500 yuan salary. You know 500 yuan is How much?Is your salary hundreds of dollars?I really can't believe that you would abandon such a good Mr. Ye.

Panda Cat: Upstairs, Mr. Ye is very good, I am an accountant of the company, Mr. Ye also gave me 500 yuan salary, and even showed mercy to let me lay the floor in the company. There is no better dragon than Mr. Ye up.Princess Luohe, Miss Sister, why don't you know how to cherish it?

Peach Tree Demon: I am also an employee of the Prince of the East China Sea. I am different from the idiots upstairs. I have an IQ above. It still hurts and has almost no downsides.

Passerby: ...

Passerby: ... Fuck, this is because all the shortcomings have been taken up.

Passerby: I heard that the name of the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea is Ao, and the single name is Ye?

Passerby: I was puzzled before why the princess of Luohe dumped the prince, but now the truth is revealed.

Passerby: The Truth 1

Passerby: The Truth 2

……

The prince didn't read the rest of the message, he was afraid that his little heart would be blown up and explode.

The prince fell weakly on the bed, thinking of a song: The night gets cooler, and the flowers fall to the ground and turn into frost... The cool night is like a river of thoughts for you...

After a cool song, the prince clenched his fists and pounded the pillow one by one.

Lou Jue moved to the bedroom vigorously, walked in and asked, "What's wrong?"

The crown prince turned his back to him, and the murderous look in his eyes almost turned into a burning entity, "Call 110, just say that someone is going to die here."

Before Lou Jue could answer, the crown prince tore off his pajamas and put them on indiscriminately before entering Zhou Fei's room.

After a while, Zhou Feifei's wailing and howling woke up the entire building's residents.

"Why did you hit me...it wasn't the video I uploaded...it was Prince Jixiang who wanted to hit me, pandas and cats...I didn't say anything..." Zhou Fei curled up in the corner of the bed, feeling infinitely wronged, the beating he suffered Very unconvinced.

"Don't worry, none of them can escape."

The prince did what he said, for the first time in history, he got up early, didn't even eat breakfast, and when he walked into the company, he called out the auspicious prince, the panda cat, and the peach tree demon, and beat them up.

Prince Jixiang cried and said, "Why did you hit me? I didn't say anything bad about you."

Prince Jixiang always remembered how the fourth brother's fake descendant Ruyi deceived his feelings, only giving him ten yuan pocket money, he stole the courier from the prince, but the prince ignored the past and gave him work and food.

He will always remember everything the prince has done for him.

In his heart, the prince is the best boss in the world. He is grateful, and every word on the Three Realms Forum comes from the heart and from the inside.

Prince Jixiang clutched the red envelope on his head, "I'm also fighting for you, obviously you are such a kind-hearted and good boss..."

"Shut up." The prince covered his face with his hands, in great pain, "I beg you to stop talking."

Of course he knew that Jixiang, the retarded prince, was sincere to him, so, did he shoot himself in the foot?

Next is Nengmao.

Being able to transform into a cat is still unstable, and at this moment, when he is nervous, his furry ears pop out.

The panda cat looked at the prince excitedly: "Mr. Ye, are you finally going to scold me? Come on, let's start. In fact, I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and my body is already too hungry..."

The prince held the panda cat's hand and burst into tears, "I beg you to stop talking."

He was wrong, the panda cat is not mentally retarded, he is shaking m.

I can't afford to shake M.

The peach tree demon was the last one.

This guy has been in the human race for the longest time. He has experienced everything in the entertainment industry and the media circle. His IQ and EQ are always online. Unfortunately, when he saw the video, he was too excited and couldn't control himself to follow Prince Jixiang and Panda. , stabbed the prince.

The Peach Tree Demon was straightforward, kneeling on his knees and begging for mercy without any excuse.

"Boss Ye, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore, please give me another chance..."

The prince directly stuffed the peach tree demon into Lizi's hands.

The little monster Lizi stared at the Peach Tree Demon with big blood-red eyes, and then stuck out his tongue to lick it under Peach Tree Jiao's frightened eyes.

"Help, you're eating a demon." The peach tree demon screamed and fainted spinelessly.

Lizi blinked her eyes, and threw the peach tree demon on the spot in disgust: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Lizi: Ah bah, Taotao is skinny and not tasty.

Pear, a foodie with plenty of food and clothing, also began to picky eaters.

The prince pointed to the staff kneeling at his feet, "You don't have to do anything today, just reflect on me here, each person has a thousand-word self-criticism, and you are not allowed to eat if you don't write well."

Zhou Feifei and Prince Jixiang immediately wailed in pain, only the trembling m panda was a little dissatisfied, "A thousand words, so little..."

Can't you be more dick-cracking and debilitating?

The prince grabbed the panda cat by its collar, and under the hopeful eyes of the panda cat, he grinned, "You don't need it, you are a national treasure."

Panda Mao Nei Niu's face was full of grief, and he knelt down on the ground, the sadness in his heart could not be subsided for a long time.

Why do you do this to him?Just because he is a national treasure?God, earth, he is really in pain.

Lou Jue was very speechless, the prince tried his best to restrain the urge to kill the panda with one fist, and cast an angry glance at Lou Jue, "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you get pens for them, kneel on the ground, don't be sure if you haven't finished writing!" stand up."

After finishing speaking, the prince also took out two durians.

Zhou Feifei's face was pale: "Kneel, kneel, kneel durian?"

The prince nodded.

It was his bad luck to meet the sand sculpture in this room, and he admits it.

Now that he is cold, we all want to be together.

Prince Jixiang wiped away his tears, and said to the prince angrily: "You are no longer the best boss in my mind, you are a devil."

Zhou Feifei pulled Papa Long's trousers, pointed to Lizi on one side and said, "Lizi is still there, I am an older brother anyway, can you give me a lighter sentence..."

The crown prince raised his hand, and Lou Jue immediately carried the pear in, and the two had a perfect understanding.

Zhou Fei cried, "You devil."

The prince threw a pen and paper to them and supervised them while playing with his mobile phone.

Yes, he is the devil.

Given the chance, he could also turn into a ruthless killer with gasoline running through his veins.

It's night, so dark that you can't see your fingers, but because of the city lights, it becomes brilliant and colorful.

Heaven and Earth is the most prestigious financial storehouse in Kyoto. A thin, pale man with a handsome face is the gold medal male publicist in the store. He shuttles among the rich women with ease. Under the envious and jealous eyes of his colleagues, his wallet is getting bigger and bigger. .

The lights dimmed suddenly, and a beam of light hit the middle of the stage. Beautiful men and women swayed their bodies along with the music, attracting countless eyes, and the men also had a moment of leisure.

He leaned melancholy on the sofa, and the luxury and luxury that he saw was what he had always yearned for, but he really got it, but felt that it was boring.

The rich woman leaning next to the man noticed that he was absent-minded, and asked with concern: "Baby, what's the matter?"

The man turned his head, whether it was the deliberately lowered head or the melancholy eyes, all showed his fragility to the fullest, "Today I went to the hospital to see my mother, and the doctor said that he has matched a suitable kidney seller on the black market."

The rich woman excitedly said: "That's a good thing, why aren't you happy?"

The man's mouth was choked with sobs, "The doctor said that person will not be sold, unless another 100 million is added..."

The rich woman hugged the man, and said generously: "I thought it was something, isn't it just money, I have..."

As the rich woman spoke, she picked up her mobile phone and transferred 100 million yuan to the man.

The man hugged the rich woman gratefully, turned around and used the same method to defraud other rich women of varying amounts of money.

Of course, in a place like Heaven and Earth, there are not only rich women, but also rich men.

A top man like a man, with tall legs and a handsome face, is liked by rich women, and the rich man is not blind, and even more generous, willing to pay 500 million to buy a man overnight.

The man shrank on the sofa in fear, "I'm sorry, I don't sell myself."

Only fifty years old, the rich man with the Mediterranean Sea on his head, once his eyes shine, he likes such a man, whether or not, shivering like a little sheep, and doing him this way and that, just thinking about it is exciting.

There was no one in the luxury private room, the rich man gave a look to the bodyguard standing by the door, and the bodyguard immediately stepped on the sofa to cover the camera in the private room.

The rich man rushed towards the man anxiously, "Baby, I'm here, don't be afraid that I will be very gentle to you..."

It is not clear whether the rich man is gentle, but the man is not gentle at all.

After a burst of punches to the flesh, the camera shattered, and the rich man and his bodyguards lay on the ground like mud.

The man stepped on the rich man's face with his toes in disgust, took out a bottle of medicine from his pocket, and put it on the tip of the rich man's nose for him to smell.

This is a drug made from Bianana flowers, which can make the rich man forget what happened tonight.

The man suddenly felt a little sad, as usual, he would be killed after killing garbage, and he didn't even blink, but now he has to deal with him.

sorrow.

It's so sad.

But for your great cause, everything is worth it.

The lights flickered suddenly, and there were two shadows on the dark wall, one with a head like a cow and the other with a head like a horse.

Nie Wushuang said coldly, "Why are you here?"

Nie Wushuang was very dissatisfied, black and white Wuchang's nose was very sharp, and he didn't want them to notice anything.

Niutou Mamian naturally knew the reason, if they were not in a hurry, they would not have come to see Nie Wushuang.

Niutou said: "General, the red-clothed female ghost in Pingshan Mental Hospital has been discovered, and she recruited everything."

"What!" Nie Wushuang was shocked, "She confessed me?"

Tau said yes.

Nie Wushuang was very annoyed, and blamed them why they didn't deal with the red ghost before she surrendered.

Niutou yelled that he was wronged. Apart from being the insider of the southern ghost emperor Du Ziren, their most important job was to monitor the impermanence of black and white. It was two young men who led the female ghost in red to the underworld. , They didn't pay attention, and it was too late when they got the news.

Ma Mian said with some fear: "General, I am afraid that black and white impermanence has already known the ghost emperor's plan, we..."

Nie Wushuang's face turned cold, "Scared?"

The bull head lowered his head and said that he was not afraid that it was a lie.The impermanence of black and white has weighed on their heads for thousands of years. No matter in terms of seniority or ability and mana, they are no match.

Nie Wushuang snorted coldly, "I told you a long time ago that wealth and wealth come in danger. Since you are on the boat, don't let me lose the chain. I am not a kind-hearted lord."

There was a gust of gloomy wind in the house, and ghosts felt cold all over their bodies.

The bull's head and the horse's face all trembled, not even daring to speak.

Both Nie Wu and Nie Wu put away the evil spirit on their bodies, and after threatening them, they managed to comfort them with a few words.

"With Black and White Wuchang's ability, you will definitely be able to detect spies in the underworld. As long as you don't expose it, Black and White Wuchang will not dare to report it easily." Nie Wushuang asserted that Black and White Wuchang would be more sleepless than bull-headed and horse-faced.

No spies can be found, they dare not report to them, there is no warrant from Yama of the Ten Palaces, no Yin soldiers can be transferred, how can the ghosts under Black and White Wuchang compete with their [-] troops?

Now the top priority is the other ghost emperors from all over the world. In case the ghost emperors of his family rise up, they will intervene, and the suspense will be great.

Nie Wushuang waved his hand to make the bull's head and horse back down, leaving the heaven and earth, and walked forward in the dark.

He traveled extremely fast, and soon came to a barren mountain.

Hundreds of thousands of Yin soldiers were practicing in the wilderness. When Fan Nie Wushuang passed by, all the ghosts immediately ran away. A new ghost asked, "Why are you so afraid of him?"

"Because he is Ghost General Nie Wushuang."

"Don't mess with him, he's a ruthless ghost, he sold himself to prepare military supplies for Lord Ghost Emperor."

"It's nonsense, it's obviously a show rather than a body."

"What's the difference? He can't sing or dance, so he can only rely on his face for food, and his face is still intact."

"The general is really loyal to Lord Ghost Emperor."

"Is that so? How did I hear that it was Lord Ghost Emperor who promised to marry the most beautiful woman in our underworld to him?"

"The number one beauty? Who is it?"

"It's King Qin Guang's youngest daughter. Last time I saw him and Hei Wuchang having a blind date on the Naihe Bridge."

"Oh, it's your little Highness, she is indeed a beautiful woman."

"No wonder no wonder..."

Nie Wushuang didn't know what the ghosts were talking about behind their backs, and even if he knew, he wouldn't be moved.

For the great cause of Lord Ghost Emperor, for the youngest daughter of King Qin Guang—cross it out.

For the great cause of Lord Ghost Emperor, he had already risked it all. When he entered Jinjiang Plastic Surgery Hospital, he had already left everything behind.

***

There is an ancient building in the barren mountain, with pavilions, terraces and pavilions, which are beautiful under the moonlight.

Nie Wushuang walked through the path, the attic, and came to the garden full of Bianhua flowers.

The red Bana flowers flow with the wind like blood. They absorb the nutrients of other flowers and plants wantonly, and bloom the most beautiful and delicate flowers to please the man in purple who is standing under the moon and drinking.

Du Ziren was dressed in a purple robe with wide sleeves and a nine-beaded black crown on his head.

The Nine Black Crown is the court crown of Emperor Fengdu, the highest leader in the underworld. After the emperor disappeared, it was kept by the five ghost emperors in turn. This year, it was originally kept by the northern ghost emperor, but it rarely fell into his hands. He still wore it on his own head. It is simply Sima Zhao's heart, and all ghosts know it.

Nie Wushuang knelt down on one knee and said devoutly, "See Your Majesty."

Du Ziren didn't look back, he played with the wine glass decorated with gemstones, and asked, "What happened?" His voice was firm.

Nie Wushuang reported the matter of Pingshan Mental Hospital.

Du Ziren waved his hand indifferently. He has raised more than a hundred subordinates like the female ghost in red, and he would never feel sorry for losing one or two.

Nie Wushuang was very distressed. In order to prevent the underworld from noticing their movements, he ordered these ghosts not to leave the place where he set up an army, and not to steal money from other ghosts. It is not necessary to be quiet and not attract the attention of ghosts. force.

The other ghosts were forced by Nie Wushuang to be obedient, only the female ghost in red was too angry and killed willfully, and she only killed people without taking money. Like other ghosts, she waited for Nie Wushuang to feed her every month.

The financial pressure was so great that Nie Wushuang had no choice but to go for plastic surgery, and then went to be a male publicist to sell jokes.

He would laugh to death if he said it, but for the great cause of his own ghost emperor and the young daughter of King Qin Guang... Anyway, he has no hesitation.

Nie Wushuang asked worriedly: "Your Majesty, Black and White Impermanence has always been scheming, and they and the Three Realms Administration have come in again, will you ask them for help?"

Du Ziren snorted coldly, "Emperor Feng failed in crossing the catastrophe, and the Bird Clan can't take care of themselves, how can Kong Xuan have time to take care of him."