The fairy of online games

Not to be an enemy of ZF, this is something that every Chinese who lives in the modern 21st century, grows up under the red flag and basks in the spring breeze knows.

Because if you follow ZF, although you won't have meat to eat, you will definitely not have bullets to eat.

So, what—

The Empire is calling! [Embarrassingly thinking of a certain set of radio gymnastics in my head] It is imperative to buy a game warehouse——

[Absolutely true] It is indeed a legal game backed by the government. Standing on the game sales street, Ye Jia sighed silently——

Not to mention the overwhelming promotional videos on the crystal screen of the building, the [absolutely real] surroundings all over the street are dazzling and almost blinding the eyes.

Ye Jia walked slowly, his heart gradually calmed down, walking on the crystal avenue full of people, enjoying the game promotional video on the crystal screen.

In fact, like Ye Jia, half of the people on the street were enjoying this epic promotional film.

This effect is really good, throwing a few streets in 3D, Ye Jia silently praised.

"...What is 3D?" Lance leaned over and asked curiously.

Did I say it... I actually said it...

Ye Jia bowed forward in frustration, silently covering her little face, I'm not an embarrassment... Really.

You are not an embarrassment, who can prove it?Can Lance prove it?Can Jasmine's own mother prove it?Can you prove it yourself?

cannot……

"I know!" Lance suddenly realized——

... Do you know the magic horse?

"It must have three D-cup breasts..." Lance said "I understand"——

"Pa——" Ye Jia pulled his hand from Lance's face with a livid face, ignoring the momentary silence around him, and dragged Lance, whose face was suspected to be half scrapped, directly into the hall with the largest door.

Sao Nian, have you noticed that Ye Jiana's ears with fine fluff...are they red?

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The game hall is dominated by gold and red, and the decoration is quite ancient. Even the guide ladies here are dressed in red and green, all of them are dressed in improved ancient costumes, and they look extraordinarily graceful in slender high-heeled shoes.

Before Ye Jia could react, the people standing in front of her followed the leading ladies and left, leaving only a very charming and enchanting beauty.

It seems... there is no choice?

Ye Jia was still in a daze, but the charming beauty had already walked over Ping Ping Ting Ting.On her chest is a work badge with the words "Su Nuo" engraved on it.

"Hello, sir. I am Su Nuo, the shopping guide on the [-]th. Do you need to configure the [Absolute Reality] game client terminal?" A shadow fell on Ye Jia's head and he couldn't lift his head. Ms. Su is so beautiful, but no one is looking for her as a shopping guide...

Because this girl who is 1.8 meters tall in high heels is really too tall!high!up!No wonder there are no men around this beauty.

Lance looked at Su Nuo, glanced at her breasts, with a strange expression: "Master, you like 2D, but unfortunately it's not 3—"

"Crack..." Lance's unrecovered face was slapped again, Ye Jia blushed unbearably, and told Su Nuo in a hurry: "Please take me to the game room."

Su Nuo raised his eyebrows and stretched out his hand: "Go check the card first, and you can only go to the game room after verifying that your physical property has reached the lower limit allowed by the game."

——This is much more than the game restriction blockhouse in the 21st century. ID numbers and such are not scientific at all in the 25th century!

Finding out the ID card, I saw Su Nuo holding the card and swaying to a wall inlaid with a large crystal. After swiping it, the crystal surface suddenly lit up, and a shiny three-dimensional data appeared.

"Ye Jia? B-level physique, 19 years old, let me see... Well, property, yo, you are quite rich, kid." Su Nuo copied the information to a small translucent jade piece according to the regulations, and when he was done, he Put it on his hand, "Come on, this is a game ID card, hold it, press your fingerprint on it, don't be afraid of losing it, anyway, our company's games are activated by fingerprints and brain waves, if you lose it, you can come back to get a replacement."

"Okay, the identity card is done, you want to buy the ultimate game client, right? Do you want to buy a diamond health storage room, a gold game room, a crystal helmet, or natural goggles?" Su Nuo took Ye Jia's hand and walked to the back hall, because Height problem, it looks a lot like a mother taking a child out to collect folk songs.

Ye Jia's head was full of black lines: "Are all your staff so casual?"

Immediately, Su Nuo's high-heeled shoes slammed on the ground, and turned to look at Ye Jia with a murderous look: "Do you think I am a casual woman? I like a little brother with D breasts?"

Hearing this, Ye Jia bowed his head like an ostrich, needless to say his little face blushed again, his silent look was too cute in Su Nuo's eyes.

"I won't do it after finishing this ticket today. You are my last job, so I will be passive and slow down. My mother, I have a summer job, and my salary is due every day. Anyway, I have enough money." Su Nuo thought to himself. I want to tell you that I have an extraordinary obsession with weak feelings, but I am telling the truth.

Ye Jia looked up in surprise, "I don't quite understand..."

Su Nuo smiled, straightened his hair, and cleared his throat: "I liked ancient culture since I was a child, but after the natural disaster 400 years ago, it still fell. I wanted to experience it in this game...so I thought Save money to buy a diamond health warehouse for fun, but unfortunately 50 is a bit too much... Not everyone is rich, I believe you understand this. I came here to work during the summer vacation, firstly to make money, secondly because of hope I can buy such a health care warehouse at the price of an insider."

Ye Jia nodded in understanding.

"What's more, junior! Senior sister, what's wrong with being kind to you!" Su Nuo patted Ye Jia's shoulder, because of her height advantage, she did this action quite naturally: "Student, I see from your information It is written that you are from the Ancient Chinese Department of Nandi University this year, which has a bright future! The senior is from your previous class, from the Department of Landscape Design, and is quite popular, but unfortunately not as good as my junior."

Meeting alumni in a foreign country is considered a good thing, right?but--

400 years later, the university departments collapsed so badly...Fortunately, "I" didn't pass the exam on computers...

It seems that it was a bit of a surprise.Ye Jia smiled, it seemed that he had to get something out of Su Nuo's mouth, so he called "Senior Sister" without hesitation, making a secretive woman smile like a spring breeze.

"Brother, by the way, you haven't said what you want to buy yet?" Su Nuo said seriously, "I think the diamond health store is very good."

...Of course it is very good, he is one of your ultimate goals... Besides, you probably have a share...

"Here we are." Su Nuo opened the door and let the elementary school boy in, with a smirk: "Over there, our company's explainer is selling, you go and listen." Ye Jia heard the words, nodded slightly, and turned towards the go.

This is a thing that looks like a crystal coffin, and Ye Jia defined it at the first sight.

The explainer in Su Nuo's mouth was lying in the health care cabin, spitting and explaining to the shoppers around the coffin:

"Diamond health warehouse, the appearance is quite good-looking. Our company invited XX famous designer from XX country for XX years and OO months, and the first draft was BALABALA... He used XXOO to create a noble and elegant appearance... The quality is only XXOO... "

"Diamond health warehouse, as the name suggests, can maintain health. It is equipped with advanced mist equipment inside, which allows the nutrient solution to penetrate into your body all the time, accompanied by only a cool and refreshing feeling, without any sticky feeling. Nutritious The liquid consumption is the least. Although the gold game warehouse is not bad, but his nutrient solution is flooded... BALABALA..."

"Diamond Health Warehouse resists earthquakes, floods, typhoons, and nuclear radiation! After [-], we all understand that people should be kind to nature, and even better to themselves!"

"Diamond Health Warehouse has a one-year replacement and three-year warranty, delivered to your door, and the price is only 50! What are you waiting for! Buy now and get a souvenir! Turn right in front of the cashier and don't give it away!"

...Ye Jia's mouth twitched...

"Freshmen can get a discount after checking the information with their ID card!" The middle-aged salesman in the coffin saw Ye Jia's white and tender face and smiled wrinkledly: "The top [-] schools in China are discounted!" Sao Nian, do you want to have a shot?"

Ye Jia's eyelids were about to tremble...

Su Nuo pulled the dumbfounded Ye Jia away, pinched his little face: "Let's go, do you still want to hear him shout?"

Ye Jia shook his head, he didn't expect that after 400 years, this sales method is still the same...

"Then what do you want to buy?"

"Let's just use the diamond health warehouse." Ye Jia thought for a while, "After all, the feeling of being flooded should not be much better. The diamond health warehouse also saves nutrient solution, so it's not bad anyway."

After buying the health warehouse, Ye Jia held a shopping card with a wry smile. This trick has not changed after 400 years. Buy a game warehouse and get a shopping card?Really... I want to send a pillow to sleep.

Ye Jia didn't forget that he still needs to buy food when he comes out today, and he also needs to buy energy stones for Lance - without Lance's help, he would be like a blind man with his eyes open, so let's go shopping in Sao Nian!

Su Nuo also bought a diamond health warehouse today, and the two of them got the shopping card together. I believe that a shopping card worth 1 yuan can still make a normal girl feel excited——

No, Su Nuo held a shopping card, kissed her, and stepped on the heel of her impossibly tall wine glass, the action was like stepping on the gas pedal.

"Let's go, junior, let's go shopping together! Sister, treat me to dinner today!"

Ye Jia smiled, "How can I ask senior sister to invite you to dinner?" To be honest, Ye Jia still had a good impression of Su Nuo. In his previous life, few women he met had normal views , either wanting to take revenge on her husband for killing the child, or wanting to take revenge on the society and die together.Now meeting a very bold and beautiful senior who is an alumnus, no one would hate it, right?

"Student is really considerate." Su Nuo felt in his heart that being gentle and considerate is the cutest!