The fairy of online games

A short conversation can build relationships, seek a lot of information, justify itself, and cover up the facts-suitable for Comrade Ye Jia who has never visited a future supermarket.

So, under Ye Jia's half-hint and Lance's frequent revelations, Su Nuo "accidentally" discovered that Ye Jia is a road idiot. Responsibilities——Before Ye Jia finds a good girl to marry.

The largest shopping mall in this area is some distance away from the game building, Su Nuo suggested taking a Frisbee.So, under Su Nuo's leadership, Ye Jia finally took a bus frisbee, watched Su Nuo swiping his card and followed suit as if he was afraid, until he got off the frisbee, but no one noticed anything.

A hundred years later, the structure of the supermarket is similar to that of modern times, but the scale will be much larger. The six-story shopping supermarket is like a big maze. Ye Jia has to follow closely behind Su Nuo—he is a "road idiot" Woolen cloth.

"The first floor sells clothes, the second floor cosmetics, the third floor home appliances, and the fourth floor sells miscellaneous goods. We can't afford the restaurant on the fifth floor, and the things on the sixth floor. What do you want to buy?" Su Nuo stroked her curly hair: "I just need to buy something to eat."

"I'm about the same as senior sister." Ye Jia touched his little finger, "I still need to buy a power stone for Lance."

"Then it's all on the fourth floor. After shopping, go to the fifth floor for dinner." Su Nuo took a long leg, pulled Ye Jia up and left: "Hurry up, or you will have to wait for a long time when the elevator is full."

Ye Jia naturally couldn't say NO, and followed Su Nuo closely into the elevator, but he didn't know that this scene looked very strange in the eyes of the people around him.

It's really not a good match for...a guy who is so tall...and this guy is too obedient, no wonder he was bullied... [BY: Ai Yujie's otaku]

You are a little shoumao who wants to follow a royal sister... There is no result between you... [BY: There is no rotten girl who can't even be destroyed in 2012]

It's definitely not a couple, this is definitely my sister taking the otaku brother out... [BY: Emperor of Truth]

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Ye Jia and Su Nuo were very calm about other people's weird eyes.

Su Nuo, as a glamorous Yujie, was seen by others since she was a child, and she got a little look... As for this look, it can be said that it is not a big deal.

As for the reason why Ye Jia is so open and calm...it's very simple, he thought it was Su Nuo who was watching...

After 400 years, there are a lot of strange things on the shelves of supermarkets, many of which Ye Jia doesn't know what they are - he now especially hopes to inherit the memory of the original owner, when will he be so trembling and blind? It's a head...

Thinking of this, Ye Jia felt thirsty and angry, so he picked up a box of raisin-flavored candies.Well, raisin candy looks delicious, should I buy one box or two boxes?Ye Jia pondered, holding up the box hesitantly.

"What are you doing with nostalgic condoms?" Su Nuo looked at Ye Jia standing there holding a beautiful tin box in a daze, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he instantly killed Ye Jia.

…I thought it was sugar!Ye Jia was so ashamed and indignant, there were no grape-flavored condoms 400 years ago [even if there were, he would not know], he quickly looked around, and dropped the thing on his hand like a bomb while no one was paying attention .

Su Nuo looked at Ye Jia's blushing face, and leaned forward gossipingly: "Hey, do you have a girlfriend?"

Ye Jia blushed and shook his head.

"Then it's probably a boyfriend." Su Nuo seemed to draw conclusions lightly, but in fact he was very excited inside, staring at Ye Jia with both eyes, so focused that Ye Jia didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

Ye Jia felt that his face was going to be stiff, boyfriend—what boyfriend?

He turned around and pretended to look at the things on the opposite shelf, as if he didn't care much: "Senior sister, you really know how to finish laughing... I'm a man." God knows his face was almost stiff, although he didn't dislike homosexuality, and in his previous life he He was chased by a man before, but the target was his half-brother—to tell the truth.It wasn't a fond memory for him to recall.

"Of course I know you're a man." Seeing Ye Jia's strange expression, Su Nuo quickly smiled and changed the subject: "Many men are a little curious about this kind of thing, I understand."

...I'm not curious really...I'm really not curious...

Ye Jia didn't even open his mouth to defend himself, because seeing the "I understand, I understand" expression on Su Nuo's face, he knew that it was useless to say anything——Eh, why did he feel that there was a trace of pity in Su Nuo's expression?

"Let's go, go buy some food." Su Nuo put one hand on Ye Jia's shoulder, and dragged him forward: "Do you like instant food?"

"Like..." Probably instant noodles and fast food...

"I like it too. I like Juhuaji's fish-flavored shredded pork and tomato and beef brisket flavored fast food noodles the most. Alas, I can only eat this flavor to satisfy my craving. After all, such natural food is very expensive, and I can't eat it twice a year. ..."

"..." It seems that I guessed it right, but are the fish-flavored shredded pork and tomato beef brisket expensive?Why can't you eat it twice a year?Ye Jia felt that something seemed to be off track...

"I heard that you can eat all kinds of delicious food in [Absolute Reality]. I'll bear with it for now. Eating synthetic food is not so unbearable." Su Nuo picked up a large box of instant noodles and put them in the basket. The electronic shopping basket on the ground just wanders and moves in a small area on the ground without even looking at it, and it can always accurately catch the food that Su Nuo drops.

"Synthetic food?" Ye Jia bent down and took out a box of "synthetic chicken" from the basket, feeling that something was beginning to collapse——

"Is there any problem?" Su Nuo tilted his head and found that Ye Jia was staring at the synthetic chicken in a daze, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, no matter how you look at it, it won't become natural chicken, don't you want to buy food? Why don't you do it?"

Ye Jia smiled reluctantly, he felt a little confused, and the feeling of chaos was really disturbing.So he decided to test his current conjecture.

Ye Jia turned around and asked the housekeeper at the side: "Lance, today's breakfast tastes good... You can bring some more with me, I plan to eat it tonight." By the way, it should be necessary to check what happened in the past 400 years tonight .

Lance nodded, and turned around with Ye Jia to leave.

"Wait," Su Nuo called Ye Jia, "The area to the east of you is the natural food area, do you want to buy natural food?"

"Yes, Master wants to eat natural potatoes, Miss Su." Lance replied.

Su Nuo squinted at Ye Jia: "Natural potatoes? Boy, do you often eat natural potatoes?"

Ye Jia really wanted to calmly tell Su Nuo that he did often eat natural potatoes, but it was only in the 21st century, but of course he couldn't say that, but the almighty butler Lance helped him again: "Yes, the master liked to eat natural potatoes since he was a child. Potatoes have been inseparable for 18 years."

Ye Jia choked, why does this kind of tyrant sound particularly poor in the 21st century?However, after eating such unpalatable potatoes for 18 years, they still can't leave each other - no wonder the owner of the original body is about to die!

Su Nuo looked at Ye Jia sadly: "So you are tall, rich and handsome..."

Ye Jia didn't know whether to laugh or cry, a cheating "Potato Prince" like himself could be considered tall, rich and handsome?Is it possible to be rich and handsome if you can eat natural food?He suddenly remembered that the difference between the modern rich and handsome and the poor is precisely the difference in the word "instant noodles".Tall, rich and handsome eat fresh shrimp and fish noodles, while the poor eat instant noodles with fresh shrimp and fish noodles...

Stop, stop, where are you thinking, Xiao Shou——

"Shrimp and Fish Bowl Instant Noodles? Doesn't it taste like this?" Su Nuo was puzzled listening to Ye Jia's muttering to himself. She claimed to have eaten instant food products all over the place, but she had never eaten them at all, no, she had never heard of them at all. this smell.

... Nima, why did you "lose your voice" again... Ye Jia covered his face silently in his heart. If this continues, one day he will accidentally reveal his biggest secret... If you lose your voice again, Ye Jia, you are a pig!

So Su Nuo heard Ye Jia, who was in a daze, suddenly cursed, "Ye Jia, you are a pig!" Immediately, she sprayed——Ye Jia, you are too cute!

Ye Jia children's shoes, are you scolding yourself or praising yourself... You must know that pigs in the 25th century are very valuable and rare...

After Su Nuo finished spraying, his shoulders trembled, and he looked at Ye Jia with compassion: "You should marry, if you stay like this, one day you will be dragged away to eat meat... Ye Xiaozhu~"

Ye Jia was overwhelmed with shame and indignation... Isn't it okay if he doesn't complain!Nima, I will never lose my voice again!

The three [robots are also humans] wandered all the way, and went to natural food to buy some potatoes, and at Ye Jia's insistence, they also bought some white radishes, a few green onions, a small handful of kelp, and someone's energy stone. , It actually cost almost [-] yuan, but Su Nuo bought a mountain of synthetic food, and only spent less than [-] Huaxia coins. This made Ye Jia have an urge to "I'll eat synthetic food in the future".

"My feet hurt so much." Su Nuo frowned, Ye Jia thoughtfully asked Lance to take the countless bags in Su Nuo's hands, and dragged Su Nuo to the fifth floor, saying that he had a good meal, by the way Take a break.

It’s not time for meals now, so there aren’t many people in the restaurant. Ye Jia and Su Nuo randomly found a restaurant and sat down. drinks.Su Nuo didn't have the nerve to slaughter her junior, so she ordered a few reasonably priced ones, and then began to look around to find sex between men and women - this is her greatest hobby, bar none.

Turning his eyes around a few times, the handsome guy really saw a few, but——they all looked familiar...

Su Nuo rubbed his chin, thinking secretly, unexpectedly, her frequent looking back had attracted the other party's attention. Not long after, one of the men stood in front of Ye Jia and Su Nuo's table.

"Hi, senior," said the man, who was tall and had a sunny smile, with teeth like ceramics: "It's a coincidence to meet senior here. I'm Qi Mo, a sophomore in the Department of Mechanical Engineering."

Su Nuo brushed his temple hair, lowered his eyes, and said in a gentle voice, with a hint of a smile on his face, "I'm just saying... I thought you looked familiar just now... I didn't expect that you were really alumni... Because you don't belong to the same department , I didn’t think of it the first time, and let you run over, I’m really sorry..."

Qi Mo's smile widened, and his teeth gleamed: "Senior is a flower girl at Nandi University, so many boys chased after you, and only senior sister remembered me. I am already very happy."

Shameless! ——BY: Ye Jia & Lance & Su Nuo

"This is—" Qi Mo glanced at the boy opposite the goddess, his eyes were picturesque, and his demeanor was calm. If it was really the boyfriend of the senior sister, it would be difficult...

"This is my junior, Ye Jia, this year's class, from the Department of Ancient Chinese, I just met at the game sales meeting." Su Nuo smiled so softly that he almost dripped water, "So, you The senior should take good care of the junior."

Qi Mo breathed a sigh of relief: "That's natural, but I can't take care of the ancient literature department. I still have to rely on Yue Xingyun."

"Yue Xingyun?" Su Nuo looked thoughtfully at the smear of whiteness in the distance, and said with a smile: "So it's him, I don't know if he wants to..."

Qi Mo is obsessed with sex. Hearing this, he greeted his chest desperately with his claws: "Yue Xingyun, my buddy! Sister, please rest assured, your junior is my junior, and my buddy is my brother!" His buddy, naturally take good care of it!"

"Of course my junior is your junior...but there is no logical relationship with the last sentence." Stronger than Su Nuo, he couldn't help but support his forehead: "Qi Mo junior, don't just talk about it."

Qi Mo was in a hurry, "Sister, isn't it just a matter of one sentence? Senior sister, wait for me." He turned around and ran away. Before Ye Jiasunuo finished looking at each other, he dragged a person over, "Sister, this is Yue Xingyun from the Department of Ancient Chinese Literature."

Su Nuo stood up, and shook hands with the beauty in white in front of him with a calm face. Although he screamed in his heart, he still calmly asked them to sit down: "Please sit down, Yue Xingyun from the Department of Ancient Chinese, I admire you It's been a long time."

Qi Mo immediately looked at Yue Xingyun sadly - the goddess said that she has admired you for a long time...a long time...a long time.

Yue Xingyun couldn't stand his expression of resentment, he looked helpless, it wasn't you who dragged me here, it was all self-inflicted...

"Senior loves you, who is this?" Yue Xingyun's voice was very pleasant, and Su Nuo's burning soul was greatly satisfied, so he smiled sweetly: "This is the freshman of the Department of Ancient Literature this year, Ye Jia .”