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"Wait, Your Majesty!" Hsing Yun Liu Shui gritted his teeth and pushed away the several hundred-level court ladies beside him: "Your Majesty, I have a small request, please allow it."

Di Wei glanced at him: "You are indeed good. If you like me, entering my harem is not a bad treatment to you."

Di Wei's words completely blocked the flowing water. In other words, Di Wei's meaning was very clear - don't be ashamed.

Xingyun Liushui bowed his head and said: "It's not about this, Your Majesty, I just thought that your majesty is holding a martial arts competition, and my team lacks two professions, so I can't sign up. Please be more accommodating."

Di Wei nodded: "It's not difficult. Xiao Anzi, give him the bye card."

A little eunuch immediately walked out from behind Di Wei, and saluted towards Xingyun Liushui: "My servant, Xiao Anzi, has seen Shijun Yun, this is the bye card, please put it away, Shijun Yun."

Please please your sister!Yun Shijun, you are a big head!

Xingyun Liushui lowered his head and said in a low voice: "I still have a partner outside, please let me say goodbye to him, Your Majesty, so that he can teach me to give him the bye card."

"Yes." Di Wei nodded, then turned to the little Zheng Tai Dixiu who was crying with blood all over his face, and said, "Did you see that? Men who don't have enough strength will face your current situation."

"You have to be strong in order to protect the person you like."

Xiao Zhengtai tightly clenched his fists, staring at Di Wei with red eyes.

"You have to treat him well." Xiao Zhengtai choked up and said, "Before I become stronger."

Looking at the interaction between father and son in a smooth and flowing manner, blood is on the face, blood on the face, I don't want to become a victim of your emperor's education!You guys are enough, haven't you seen the eyes of the full-level boss Li Guifei who is about to eat me?

Xingyun Liushui lowered his head and sent a series of fatal messages to Kasyapa who was outside the door.

"Something happened on my side, the emperor wanted me to be his concubine."

"What should I do?"

"I really can't calm down! The npcs in the palace are all at full level! I'm afraid I won't be able to escape the palace!"

Kasyapa only listened to his message beeping and thinking, opened it and almost broke the dagger he was playing with.

"I came to see you on the pretext of sending a bye card."

Kassapa replied immediately: "Wait for me, you find a way to bring a eunuch who is about the same height as me, fat and thin."

Just at this time, Concubine Li Gui spoke strangely in the room.

"Since we are sisters...oh, no, we are good siblings." Concubine Li Gui flicked the gold bracelet on her hand: "Then naturally there must be no fewer people serving you. Su'e, Zisu, Fendai, Jinzhu, you all Just follow Yun Shijun."

Concubine Li Gui had calculated well, these four court ladies were the most beautiful around her, and they were also the ones who were as humble as the sky, she even suspected that there were nails of Concubine Jin and Concubine Yu in them.In this way, all of them were dismissed, which would be good, if those little hooves and that Yun Shijun had another leg and then he caught the little tail by himself-hehe, that would be even better.

Four glamorous or pitiful court ladies immediately stood up, lined up, and said in unison: "I've seen Shijun Yun."

He looked at Concubine Li Gui and said, "I'm a man after all, can I ask Madam to give me some little eunuchs, the kind that can work."

Eunuchs who can work are naturally tall, strong and young. Concubine Li waved her hand: "You think carefully, Fu, pick a few people for him."

An old eunuch responded, and in a short while brought a row of young eunuchs over for you to choose.

"Thank you, Ma'am, I'll go see my friend right away." Xingyun Liushui took a rough look at the eunuchs, picked a timid looking eunuch with a similar stature, and threw the bye card in his hand. Gave him: "Let's go."

Four beautiful court ladies surrounded Xingyun Liushui and walked to the side hall where Kassapa was staying. Xingyun Liushui coughed and said: "You girls, just stay outside for a while, I have something to say to him, you girls It's inconvenient to listen to."

The four palace maids laughed tremblingly when they heard this, and Jin Zhu pointed at the little eunuch and said with a smile: "It's inconvenient for us, can he be inconvenient?"

Xingyun Liushui thought to himself that it would be convenient for him, and it would be useless for you to go in, but he said: "Of course, if you guys have nothing to do, you can just take a walk in the yard."

The four maids stopped teasing, bowed and stepped aside, letting Xingyun Liushui bring the little eunuch in.

As soon as he entered the door, he only felt a gust of wind hit him, and he subconsciously dodged to the side——

The timid little eunuch next to him was knocked down before he could scream.

Kassapa dragged the little eunuch's head with his arm, and put it gently on the ground, but he said loudly, "Ah Shui, you have been away for a long time before you come back."

Xingyun Liushui was taken aback for a moment, and then pretended to say: "I got the bye card, here it is for you."

While squatting on the ground, Kassapa was trying his best to pull the eunuch's clothes and put them on himself. With a straight face, he shouted in an ecstatic voice, "Ah Shui! Thank you."

Xingyun Liushui was dumbfounded, while looking at Kasyapa's face, and then listening to his voice - what kind of skill is this!

"Then when are we leaving?" Kassapa, who was acting as a schizophrenic, changed his clothes, took out a mask, rubbed it on his face a few times, and suddenly became exactly the same as the little eunuch lying on the ground.

"I'm sorry, Kassapa, I probably can't go." He performed with a smooth and expressive voice, and he thought that his acting skills could go to win the little golden man in the midst of suffering.

Kasyapa squatted in the ground and put a black robe on the hard-working little eunuch, painted on his face, looked at the skeleton of the little eunuch's face, added here and there.

Kassapa was stabbed in the clouds and flowing water, the next sentence is up to you!

Kassapa helped the little eunuch who was painted like himself to the stool, and said in a very disappointed tone with a straight face, "Oh? You still want to leave us all?"

"Yes." Xingyun Liushui looked at his stinky face like a brick, walked up to him, kissed him on the mouth, and whispered: "Good boy."

Kasyapa accepted a sweet kiss, and then pounced on to peel off the flowing clothes and gnawed furiously.

"Damn it..." Xingyun Liushui was thrown on the carpet, he pushed Kasyapa who was planting strawberries crazily on him, and said in a low voice: "I'll go, what are you doing? You are not afraid that we will be caught by a full-level npc Are you going to die in bed?"

Kasyapa licked the flowing red beads, and said in a muffled voice, "We love each other, but if we were robbed of love by an inexplicable emperor, how can we be called women? If it weren't for the obvious kissing, I wouldn't be able to gnaw my neck. "

Xingyun Liushui only felt that his body was half weak, and quickly pushed Kasyapa away, and whispered: "Is this the time to be jealous? I'll go, don't kiss me in the face of that eunuch, I'm freezing to death."

He put on his clothes in a smooth manner, straightened his clothes, and continued the plot: "I don't want to part with you either."

Kassapa had a dark face: "Me too. I will pass the bye cards to them."

"Keep going!" Xingyun Liushui clenched his fists in a low voice to cheer: "Pretend to be weak, pretend to be fainted!"

The corner of Kasyapa's mouth twitched, and he continued to perform: "Thinking of you leaving, my head hurts. Where can I find another musician..."

"fall--!"

Xingyun Liushui immediately began to "panic" at the little eunuch who was crooked on the stool——

"What's wrong with you, Kassapa? Why did you faint?"

"Little Yezi, help me to support him!"

"Boom—" When the four beautiful court ladies broke through the door, they saw Xingyun Liushui and the "little eunuch" anxiously facing a fainted man.

"Master Yun, don't be in a hurry," Su'e comforted softly, "The imperial doctor who asked His Highness the pulse may not have gone far, please come back and take a look."

"This is absolutely impossible," Xingyun Liushui said in his heart, without saying that the imperial doctor came, and I would pass through, and said: "I have some partners waiting for him inside and outside the imperial city, why don't you find some strong eunuchs?" Take him out, what do you think?"

As a servant girl, Jinzhu Fendai naturally couldn't refuse such a small request from her master, she said in unison: "Your servant understands, this servant girl will go find Xiao Li and Xiao Ningzi."

Just like that, the poor little eunuch was kicked out of the palace by Xingyun Liushui and his team with the bye card, packed and thrown to Mantian Wuwu—no accident, he should be the most tragic courier comrade in the history of the palace.

What did you say?

——Buy a bye card, get a little eunuch as a gift, free shipping, no deception.

"Mr. Yun, it's getting late." Zisu put both hands on the arms of the flowing water, her attitude was extremely firm: "The empresses of the palaces will also come to see you these days, you'd better go back as soon as possible, lest those expensive People are sitting there waiting for you."

Jin Zhu covered her lips and smiled: "Yes, no matter it is Concubine Yu, Concubine Jin, or Concubine Li, or Concubine Zhu, or Lady Lan, they are all delicate beauties. After waiting for a long time, the resentment and temper are not small."

Thinking silently, is it true that the NPCs with the highest AI in the entire game are all in the palace, and it’s okay to be defeated by concubine Li Guifei and the emperor, but even the maids in the palace are so eloquent and mighty, how embarrassing is this for him ?

The freshly baked little eunuch "Little Ye Zi" coughed and pinched his throat: "Master, it's time to return to the palace."

Floating like clouds and flowing water, he went downhill: "Well, let's go back to the palace... the emperor won't come tonight, will he?" Don't come out out of luck!Labor and capital are now one head and two big!

Fen Dai comforted her softly: "Your Majesty, it's good that you want to be favored, but today it's half a month, and naturally you should stay with Concubine Li Gui, not to mention His Highness was shocked, and out of reason, he won't come to you "So you should wash up and sleep.

... want to spoil your sister!Xingyun Liushui couldn't help but clenched his fists, his face was as usual: "... When will my canonization come down?"

Jin Zhu counted with her fingers: "Three days?"

"...That happens to be the beginning of the martial arts competition?" Xingyun Liushui was startled: "Can I marry and watch the competition?"

Jin Zhu smiled ambiguously: "Of course, as long as you can satisfy His Majesty in these three days."

Fuck, it doesn't matter if your name is Jin Zhu, what does your yellow eyes mean?

There are only three days before the canonization, that is to say... He only has three days to escape successfully, is it too late?

"When we get back to the palace, let us tell you about the nobles in the harem. It's really inconvenient to have a lot of people outside." Su'e smiled at Xingyun Liushui: "Your Majesty is really sorry for you." Alright, I will let you live in Qingyun Palace."

Sister Su'e, you are too naive. Apart from the meaning of being on the same path and not falling into the blue sky, the blue sky also has an extended meaning-to live in seclusion.

The shape is in the purple door, but the intention is in the blue sky.That's exactly what it means.

"I hope so." Xingyun Liushui smiled dryly, "Go back." Go, go back and eliminate illiteracy!Whether it's Concubine Li Gui or Concubine Li Gui, he can't bear it at once - I heard that the respawn point in the palace is near the cleansing room, which is too exciting for him to bear.

Back at Qingyun Palace, Jin Zhufen Dai Zisu Su'e and the others really started to eliminate all aspects of illiteracy for him.

"Concubine Yu, whose boudoir name is Xiao Yumou, is quite arrogant because of her temperament, and she has the posture of 'rather the jade is broken than the tile'. In addition, she likes jade, and the hairpin on her hair and hands are all jade, so her seal Well, it’s Concubine Yu. As for her, don’t provoke her, of course she won’t provoke you. This customer loves jade like his life, and regards gold and silver as dung—she has dared to laugh at her in front of Concubine Li Gui for her vulgar attire Bronze odor, how about you, ignore her."

Jin Zhu paused for a moment, then continued: "When you talk about Concubine Yu, you must mention Concubine Jin. Concubine Jin, her boudoir name is changed to Su Jinyi, and she and Concubine Yu are in the same camp. I'm a close friend. It's just that Concubine Jin... likes to eat more, and she ate the dim sum mixed with safflower and angelica a few times."

There are really not many foodies in this game...

Hmm, maybe I can hook up with Concubine Jin with Dim Sum, and Concubine Yu through Concubine Jin?

Ah hello, Ah Shui, do you finally have the consciousness of Gongdou?

"There are also the Bamboo Concubine and Lan Meiren, who came from a small family, you don't need to worry about them. Concubine Li is the key point. Not to mention the power of Concubine Li's family, there is a prince beside her knees, Mei Chen in the court Lady Xuemei is also an in-law of Concubine Li Gui's family, she is ruthless, you must be careful."

Xingyun Liushui nodded: "I see, Jin Zhu, do you have anything to add?"

Jin Zhu shook his head: "It's gone."

"It's late at night, you guys go down, Xiao Yezi stay and serve me."

After the four big maids responded delicately, they took the little maids down. In the empty main hall of Qingyun Temple, only Kasyapa and Xingyun Liushui were left.

Seeing that everyone was gone, Kassapa tore off the mask on his face, and pushed Xingyun Liushui onto the soft couch.

"Ah Shui, can you tell me what happened?" Kassapa's expression was full of resentment: "Honey, is the man who becomes king in 10 minutes interesting?"

Xingyun Liushui looked at Kassapa very seriously: "Of course it's boring—but if you're interested, you can try it."

Kasyapa: ...