The fairy of online games

In all honesty, the palace is pretty good, at least Kassapa and Xingyun Liushui stayed in the palace, the experience is not to blame yourself for rising, and adding attributes to everything you eat, which is beyond the reach of many players.The only thing that makes people uncomfortable is probably the crooked way of speaking in the palace copy and the unpredictable...accident that is about to happen.

As soon as Xing Yun Liu Shui went online, he found that the atmosphere in the room was not right.

Last night, on this couch, the resentful Kassapa pressed him down and kissed and gnawed on him, making him retreat steadily, so he had no choice but to go offline to take a shower and go to sleep, but he woke up and went online. What is the atmosphere like? Something is wrong?

Four NPC palace maids walked in like weak willows supporting the wind, holding wooden trays in their hands.

What was on the plate was not the breakfast that Xingyun Liushui thought, but a few thin, extremely gorgeous gauze clothes.

"Is this a gauze curtain?" Xingyun Liushui took a breath and looked at Jin Zhu with longing eyes.

"This is your new dress, Shijun Yun. Concubine Li Gui ordered someone to make it for you overnight." Su'e took out one and shook it, smiling: "It's very beautiful, Concubine Li Gui also specially ordered a hole in the back of the clothes Woolen cloth."

Flowing clouds and flowing water complained inwardly that there were hair holes in the clothes, do you think labor and management are willing to grow tails?Of course, even if you don't open the hole, I won't wear it!

So, as soon as our Comrade Kassapa went online, he saw four court ladies chasing after Xingyun Liushui's buttocks, each of them holding one or two coquettish clothes that were more seductive than wearing nothing. step press.

How could Kassapa allow his daughter-in-law to dress like this for others to see—if she wanted to wear it, she would also show it to herself!So he coughed and reminded the flowing water in a low voice: "The kitchen."

Xingyun Liushui turned his head, and immediately stiffened: "Jin Zhu, tell me, concubine Jin and Concubine Yu will come over today?"

Jin Zhu shook the radiant golden gauze dress, and golden waves appeared in the sunlight.You can know the attributes of this dress without even thinking about it. It is either more attractive or more lucky.

"Your Majesty, you'd better wear it obediently and don't change the subject—how can you attract His Majesty's attention if you don't wear this?"

Flowing clouds and flowing water secretly thought that this is not attractive, it is hatred!He said seriously: "You don't know that appearances are always vain. If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grasp his stomach. So I plan to make some snacks, and it will be good to entertain anyone."

Jin Zhu Fen Dai and the others nodded after hearing this: "That's true."

"Because it's too easy to get flour on gauze clothes when making snacks, so let's not wear them!" the words continued righteously.

"..."

Jinzhu, please don't let the contempt in your eyes be too obvious, please?At least I'm still your superior now!

Xingyun Liushui thought bitterly in his heart, no wonder there are so many resentful women in the palace, and he is about to be forced to become a resentful husband in the palace, okay?

"Shijun, it's getting late now, if you really want to make snacks, please move away quickly." The little eunuch of the Jiaye card rushed out to rescue him.

Flowing clouds and flowing water gave him a look of "well done", and then asked Jin Zhu, "What does Concubine Jin like to eat?"

Jin Zhu thought for a while: "Concubine Jin likes to eat everything, otherwise why would she eat all the safflower cakes?"

This is a Samoyed, an omnivorous animal, a greedy, cute and smiling demon in angel skin, and the identification is complete.

"...Then I'll order as I please."

As soon as Jin Zhu heard Yizheng's words: "How can you be casual? Yun Shijun, you should make dried plum vegetables, salty shortbread, acacia rolls, tea, knife-cut almonds, bergamot, crispy apples, green japonica porridge, sugar, steamed cheese, osmanthus sugar, and chestnut flour cake. Cake and acacia soup, auspicious fruit, pearl, emerald, glutinous rice balls, lotus leaf soup, plum blossom cake, succulents, rose crisps, Qiqiao dim sum, rich and rich, emerald, celery, shrimp dumplings, imperial recruits, abalone, crystal, winter melon dumplings!"

"...What is that?" Xingyun Liushui watched as Jin Zhu reported a series of dim sum names like a cannonball, not at all worried about the girl's livelihood after leaving the palace - at least they will report the menu!This is also a stunt.

Hearing the words of "Xing Yun Liu Shui", Fen Dai and Zi Su immediately showed expressions of hating iron but not steel.

Su'e sighed even more: "Those are all snacks that His Majesty always loves!"

Kasyapa's face is dark enough, it's hard work to be a man who is a king, isn't it hard for a man who is a man who is a king himself?I have to cosplay the little eunuch, working hard during the day, and at night... I have to work hard to dig out benefits from the flowing body, isn't it easy for him, okay?

Kassapa bowed his head and knocked on the flowing water.

[Kasyapa]: I want to eat salty shortbread with dried plums and vegetables.

[Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water]: Are you jealous?

【Kasyapa】: Yes.

[Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water]: ... Well, are you so sure that I will do it?

【Kasyapa】: Guess.

[Flowing Clouds and Flowing Water]: ...

Jin Zhu is still tirelessly giving tutorials on the harem, the earnest look and the eyes that hate iron and steel are full of lethality——

Xingyun Liushui looked at the spitting Jin Zhu bitterly: "Jin Zhu, you said too many snacks, I can't remember..."

- Too late to do it.

"Isn't it just dried plums, vegetables, salty crisps, acacia rolls, tea, knife-cut almonds, bergamot, crispy apples, japonica porridge, sugar steamed crispy cheese, sweet-scented osmanthus sugar, steamed chestnut powder cake, Ruyi cake, acacia soup, auspicious fruit, pearls, emerald glutinous rice balls, lotus leaf soup Crispy Qiqiao Dim Sum Blooming Wealthy Emerald Celery Shrimp Dumplings Imperial Recruitment Abalone Cup Crystal Winter Melon Dumplings? Can’t remember this? What do you think of Longyang Eighteen Styles!” Jin Zhu wiped her mouth: “Forget it, then you What are you going to do?"

"...Just make whatever you want, let's just take the first dried plum vegetable salty shortbread, the first one is a good start."

"Well," Jin Zhu said seriously, "If you make a mess, I'll feed it to attract money. Don't expect us to eat your defective products."

Xingyun Liushui snorted coldly, and felt more and more that he had no prestige. These court ladies were almost bullying him: "Jinzhu, you don't see me as a master, do you? No big or small, you can't be with the little ones." Ye Xuexue?"

Jin Zhu stuck out her tongue: "That's because you are kind and noble."

Xing Yun Liu Shui paused, deeply shocked by the classic vocabulary in Qiong Yao, he shook off his goosebumps: "Lucking money?"

"The cat raised by Zisu."

So when Concubine Jin arrived at Qingyun Palace for a friendly visit, there was no one in Qingyun Palace.There was only a chubby cat squatting on the coffee table, wagging its tail and looking at her.

Su Jinyi reached out and scratched Zhaocai's chin, and the fat cat gave a tender "meow" and wagged its tail.

"Where is the person?" Su Jinyi dragged her skirt and walked a few steps, sniffing: "What is this smell?"

Following the scent, Su Jinyi walked all the way to the small kitchen and walked in.

Flowing clouds and flowing water are making shortbread fillings at this time.He lowered his head and threw the chopped pork fat into the bowl with prunes and dried vegetables, shook off a spoonful of salt, and slowly and carefully grasped it evenly.

Su Jinyi watched him adjust the stuffing and started to knead the dough. His serious look made Su Jinyi, who was in foodie mode, awed——

People who are serious about food are the most respectable people!

Knead the white dough mixed with alkaline water repeatedly, flatten and round, flatten and round again, and finally use a rolling pin to shape into a rectangle.

Naturally, shortbread cannot be short of oil. Xingyun Liushui picked up a brush dipped in vegetable oil and brushed a layer of oil on the dough, then rolled it up, flattened it, and continued to brush the oil.Repeat this dozens of times, and the dough will have dozens of layers.Xingyun Liushui wiped off the sweat, rolled up the dough from the bottom up, rolled it into an oblong shape, and pulled it into small balls of dough.The little dough sat chubby on the chopping board one by one, looking extremely cute.

Xingyun Liushui picked up a small piece of dough, pressed it into a round skin with a thick center and thin sides, picked up a spoonful of fillings with a spoon, wrapped it in, then gently squeezed it tightly with fingers, put it closed on the chopping board, and then Roll it into a round cake, brush it with caramel water, sprinkle with sesame seeds, and make the first biscuit in one go.

Floating clouds and flowing water followed the same pattern, and made the remaining rows of small dough one by one into the biscuits, and then took a breath.

Naturally, those dainty maids don’t know how to heat cake ovens. Although Xingyun Liushui can also make ovens, firstly, the ladies will never allow their Master Yun Shijun to light the fire, and secondly... Xingyun Liushui’s tail is dangling It is too easy to catch fire, so naturally only Kasyapa can do such hard work.However, Comrade Kasyapa thinks that cooking as husband and wife is also a very interesting thing, so it can barely be regarded as a pleasure in hardship.

The charcoal in the yellow sand cake oven was burning vigorously, and I guessed that the temperature was about the same, so I wet my hands and held the cake, carefully sticking it to the wall of the oven, baked it for about ten minutes, and closed the oven door.

Kassapa squatted, found tiles to surround the charcoal fire, sealed the furnace mouth with iron sheets, and stood up.

"It will take more than an hour to bake." Xingyun Liushui picked up a towel and wiped his hands: "Zisu, Su'e, you two look at the stove, remember to call me after you have a cup of tea, I'll go make a bowl of milk first."

"Yes." Su'e Zisu replied crisply.

Jin Zhu smiled and said, "You don't need to do this, I'll just make it for you. There is also almond tea today, do you want to try it?"

He greeted Kasyapa freely, straightening his sleeves as he walked out: "I don't like almond tea anymore, I'll just drink a bowl of milk and tuckahoe cream."

As a result, within a few steps, he was face to face with a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes.

The big beauty was wearing a pleated phoenix-tailed skirt with long sleeves, and a bun of ingots on her head. She was extremely wealthy, and she was looking at herself with a smile on her face.

"Miss Concubine Jin?" Looking at this beauty with a smile on her face and hair full of gold hairpins, she doesn't look like Concubine Yu at all.

"Mr. Yun, please forgive me for coming here." Concubine Jin smiled faintly, "I don't know if I will be lucky enough to taste the milk Poria cocos cream from Mr. Yun's place."

"Ah...that's my honor, Madam, please go to the front hall." Xingyun Liushui said with a smile.

Concubine Jin stood still, staring fixedly at the cake oven with her eyes over the shoulders of the flowing water.

"...the cake will take more than an hour to be ready." Xingyun Liushui's ears twitched, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"It's very warm here, and it's okay to be here." Concubine Jin smiled: "Is that okay?"

"Jinzhu, go get milk and Poria cream."

Jin Zhu quickly came over with a jar of Fuling cream and warm milk.

Xingyun Liushui held a silver spoon, took a spoonful of Poria cocos cream and put it into a bowl, dripped some honey, washed it with warm milk, stirred it well and handed it to Concubine Jin.

Concubine Jin took a sip: "The milky fragrance is rich, smooth and delicate, not bad."

Xingyun Liushui said with a smile: "Thank you." After finishing speaking, he also made a bowl for himself, took two sips, and when he heard the system sound reminding him that he was full enough and added a few more attributes, he handed it to "Little Leaf": "I can't drink it anymore. I think it's a little too sweet. There's too much honey. You should eat it."

"Little Leaf" took the bowl and drank it silently, and even licked the edge of the bowl in silence.

Concubine Jin pursed her lips and smiled when she saw it: "Your brother is really sympathetic to this servant."

At this time, Fen Dai ran in, and after paying respects to Concubine Jin, she said, "Servant Yun, Empress Yufei and His Majesty Li Guifei have all come to see you."

"..." Xingyun Liushui thought painfully, do you still think I am not painful enough?I haven't managed to catch the line of Concubine Jin yet!A group of people are here, what should I do?Labor and management don't want to pretend to be grandsons anymore!Enough of the polite talk of labor and management!

"Your brother, come with me to pick you up." Concubine Jin said with a smile, "Your brother really has a sacred heart. His Majesty has come to see you in person."

Can I thank his whole family...

Poor Ah Shui, have you forgotten, you are now also listed in the household registration book of his family, and you are short of official registration!

In the front hall, Emperor Wei was sitting there drinking tea, Li Guifei Yufei and Dixiu were sitting under his seat, playing with armor and playing with silence, the atmosphere was extremely dull.

"Your Majesty, please greet the imperial concubine." Concubine Jin smiled and went to Concubine Yu with a smile: "Sister and His Royal Highness also come to see brother?"

Di Wei nodded, glanced at Di Xiu, sighed inwardly, and said, "Axiu said he wanted to eat egg yolk tofu, so I brought him here to meet Master Yun."

Dixiu lowered her head and trembled.Xingyun Liushui guessed that Di Wei's last "Yun Shijun" stabbed him in the heart again, and now the old wound has not healed and the new wound is added, and he is feeling uncomfortable.

Concubine Li Gui looked at the flowing clouds and flowing water for a while, and said softly: "Why is the new clothes I gave to my younger brother not seen by my younger brother? It was the fabric that was offered in the Fanbang this year, and my younger sisters begged me for it, but I didn't even give it to me."

Thinking of those rags, Xingyun Liushui's stomach hurts, so he just smiled: "I was making snacks in the back kitchen just now, and the clothes I wore were stained with dust. I was afraid they would be ruined, so I didn't wear them."

Concubine Li Gui gave a soft "oh", lowered her head and continued to pick at the bright red Kodan in her hand.

Concubine Yu and Concubine Jin chatted and laughed for a while, and Concubine Yu also spoke: "Servant Yun, Sister Jinfei praised to me that the milk Poria cocos cream you make is delicious, even His Majesty praised your craftsmanship. It's a pity I don't have the good fortune."

Concubine Li Gui also smiled: "The emperor also likes it very much, I would like to try it."

Xingyun Liushui smiled: "The shortbread is still baking, if you don't mind it, first eat a box of milk and tuckahoe cream, the emperor, ladies and gentlemen, what do you think?"

Di Mo nodded.

Concubine Yu Li Guifei pursed her lips and smiled.

Xingyun Liushui took out several saving boxes from his ring, and the saving boxes were double-layered.The saving box in Concubine Jin’s hand, the upper layer is filled with Huazhan Longan, Aiwowo Jam, Gold Cake, Two-color Horseshoe Cake, Shrimp Dumplings, and the lower layer is filled with various kinds of honey sauce jerky and several kinds of candied fruit. The salty and sweet combination is very appetizing.The things in front of each person are different, for example, there are egg yolk crisps in the box in front of Dixiu, and the amount of candied roselle in front of Concubine Jin is frightening.

Xing Yun Liu Shui took out a set of silver bowls, and made a bowl of milk Poria cocos cream for everyone, and it was not too dry to eat with snacks.

Concubine Yu looked very strange when the emperor, concubine Jin and even the unhappy little buns were all seriously eating the box and taking a sip of milk and tuckahoe cream from time to time.The reason why Concubine Yu is said to be strange is because she didn't even move a mouthful of the box.

She looked a little subtle, and exchanged a few glances with Concubine Jin.

Concubine Jin understood, smiled and picked up a piece of dried meat, stuffed it into Concubine Yu's mouth, and said: "Sister, why don't you eat it? You're not a nun."

Concubine Yu chuckled, looking at the bowl of milk Fulingshuang in her hand, her eyes only drifted.

Concubine Li Gui covered her mouth: "Could it be that Concubine Yu dislikes Yun Shijun's poor craftsmanship? Baba begged for this milk Poria cocos cream, and if I don't eat it now, I really failed her good intentions." The implication is completely It's because you want to eat others. If you don't eat it now, you are completely showing off your power!

Concubine Yu's face was ugly: "How dare?" She took the bowl of milk Poria cream in her hand, took a sip, and put it down hastily.Her strange behavior attracted the attention of Xingyun Liushui and Kasyapa.They looked at each other with a bad premonition in their hearts.

It seems that something is going to happen.