The fairy of online games

August 26th is Ye Jia's own birthday.

When he was a child, Ye Jia was always proud that his birthday was spent during the summer vacation.Because he can not go to school, be accompanied by his parents, have children playing together, receive a lot of gifts, eat sweet fruit cakes and delicious long noodles——

But later when he grew up, he could only smile wryly as he was alone, how innocent and happy he used to be.

A person's birthday is destined to be lonely.

Ye Jia got up from the health care cabin, and stepped on the cold floor with his thin white toes, leaving traces of water.He picked up a blanket and wrapped it around his body. After walking a few steps, he felt something was wrong.

Ye Jia grabbed his waist and told himself not to twist around, now you are walking upright with two legs, not a snake!One step and three twists will be regarded as a shemale!

"Lance?" Ye Jia called out, "Lance? Are you there? Can you get me a suit?"

Lance didn't respond, and the room was silent.

Ye Jia yelled twice again without giving up, but there was still no response.

Ye Jia has never encountered such a situation, because the lovely Lance student is always on call.So Ye Jia, who was puzzled, decided to go and see where his dear butler went.

Ye Jia walked into the kitchen step by step, wrapped in a blanket and pinching his waist. Usually, his classmate Lance likes to fry potatoes in the kitchen at this time.Now it's a cold pot and a cold stove, not to mention Lance's figure.

When I looked in the bathroom, there was no one there.

The balcony door was pushed open, but no one was there.

The door of the study was pushed——huh, it can't be pushed open?

Ye Jia shook his head, pointed his finger at the doorknob and pressed it——

The locked door made a "click" sound and slowly opened.

Our lovely Lance sat on the sofa in the study with a serious face, staring at the screen on the wall.

The three-dimensional stereo speaker made a heart-rending gasp like "Uh-huh...don't..." "It's too soon... I can't... I want to..." and the big high-definition stereo screen The white and honey-colored two naked bodies are entangled together, just looking at it makes people's blood boil.

Lance was stunned at this time, the words "catch the rape in bed" kept circling in his mind-it's over!

Xingyun Liushui walked in, closed the door, and walked towards Lance step by step.

"High-definition and uncensored? The double king's love special?" Ye Jia glanced at the video screen: "I remember I said that I would not let you watch these things again."

The background voice was still ecstatically shouting: "Luka, I can't do it... ah... um... so big..."

"My little prince, you are so pink here, you are really cute..."

Lance groaned bitterly and covered his face.

"Lance, this kind of...love action movie is not suitable for you." Ye Jia turned off the screen with a "snap", sat on the sofa, wrapped his legs in a blanket: "Tell me, why do you want to watch this? "Watching porn can still look serious, Ye Jia has to admire Lance's facial nerves.

"Master," Lance looked up silently with blood on his face, "I said I saw it by accident...do you believe it?"

Ye Jia nodded with a smile: "Believe it, why don't you believe it? I accidentally saw the special code of [Shuang Wang Qi Lian] that you can only see with a fee. I believe it very much."

Lance burst into tears and grabbed the blanket on Ye Jia's body: "Master... I was wrong..."

The blanket covering Ye Jia's body immediately slipped halfway down.

"Master, I just want to make some preparations for your sexual happiness..." Lance sobbed, "I know you have a man who can spend your whole life with me, and I'm learning about it so that I can be better in the future serving you..."

Ye Jia sighed: "Okay, Lance, I don't blame you—I want to take a shower now, and after we take a shower, let's go out and buy some food. We haven't gone out much for a summer vacation, and school will start if we don't go out."

Lance immediately beamed with joy: "Master, you are so kind! I'll get you some water."

In the bathroom, the water rushed down, washing away Ye Jia's exhaustion.

"Ding-dong-ding-dong-"

Ye Jia heard the doorbell ringing, and shouted to the door: "Lance, open the door and have a look."

Lance responded and went to open the door.

"Who is it?" Ye Jia asked lazily, squinting his eyes and letting the water wash his hair.

After a while, Lance said, "It's a courier."

"Did I order something? Why don't I remember." Ye Jia wiped his head dry, stuffed his feet into plush slippers, and ran out wrapped in a blanket.

"It's my birthday today, could it be a birthday present?" Ye Jia looked at Lance, who was standing in the living room with a delicate expression, and looked around: "Where's the express delivery?"

The happiest thing is to unpack the express delivery!That feeling of can't wait is not humane!

Lance had a stinking face, would he say something like that he was not properly guarded and was broken through the defense line by that bastard named "Yue" and entered the room?That annoying little goblin named "Yue" who has taken over his master has seen all of his master, would he say something like that?Would he say that he had spent a lot of effort to sweep the guy who came to pester him out of the house?

Sure-of course-no-would-la-

"The courier went to the wrong door, and I explained to him for a long time before he left." Lance lied without changing his face: "He insisted that you ordered a sex suit, and I gave him a long time to leave .”

Upon hearing this, Ye Jia immediately gave Lance a complimenting look: "Well done!"

Lance accepted the compliment without humility, and said with a smile: "Master, Lance has prepared clothes for you and put them on your bed. Go and change."

So what about attractive looks?So what if you have a good figure and a high attack?He was kicked out of the door by me anyway!Does he know my master's daily life as well as I do?Does he spend as much time with the master as I do?Can he go shopping with his master anytime and anywhere like me?

The little demon's mental horse is so weak!I, Lance, are the master's true love!

Of course, while Lance was complacent and proud, he did not forget to take advantage of the time when the owner was changing clothes to secretly investigate the environment outside the door. After confirming that it was safe and free of debris, he happily followed the owner on the board and flew to the nearest supermarket. Frisbee.

"Master, what do you want to buy, tell me, Lance will remember it for you, so you won't forget it!" The frisbee was empty, and Lance was sitting next to Ye Jia, holding an electronic pen in his hand, smiling very happy.

Ye Jia patted Lance's head—well, no wonder Yue Xingyun likes to pat his own head, it really feels good.

Lance was intoxicated - the master touched his head!

"I want some very long noodles. Although there is a lot of flour at home, it's annoying to knead them every time. Vegetables are available at home, but Lance, I want to buy some more carrots and make a bowl of tomato stewed noodles , sweet and sour, very appetizing."

Lance immediately bowed his head and began to write quickly: "Master needs long noodles, sweet and sour tomatoes..."

"Oh, by the way, Lance, do you have any meat at home?" Ye Jia felt that he hadn't eaten meat for a long time. Yesterday, he was hooked by the bowl of snake soup with a lot of civet meat and snake meat. The desire for flesh became extraordinarily strong.

"There is no raw meat, and there is still half a catty of dried meat." Lance bit his pen and thought for a while: "There is still a frozen fish in the freezer, that's all."

"That's it..." Ye Jia pondered for a while: "How about adding braised fish? Steamed fish, hot and sour fish, or stew? Sweet and sour fish is also very good. Lance, what vegetables do you have at home?"

"Eggplant and dried cowpea, these were delivered by Mr. Ning a few days ago."

Ye Jia laughed happily when he heard that there were eggplants: "Both eggplant-embedded meat and cowpea-dried roasted pork are delicious, so let's go with stewed tomato noodles with cowpea-dried roasted pork and eggplant-embedded meat. Next time, I will tell Uncle Ning to trouble him Send the dishes to the dormitory, I'm about to start school soon."

"Hmph!" At this moment, there was a cold snort from the side.

Ye Jia immediately looked over innocently.

An ordinary-looking boy with freckles who was sitting near Ye Jia pulled a delicate and lovely girl to stand up, turned around and left.

"Showing off your wealth is the most disgusting, disgusting and unforgivable thing!" Sao Nian said, dragging the cute girl, "This kind of person is the most shameless, always showing off what he had for lunch. Food, the names of the dishes you’ve heard of are so hype! Abi, don’t be fooled by the appearance of that little boy! What kind of Frisbee does he have to pay for these things? He definitely drives a fast Dongfeng Corolla. Life!"

Ye Jia twisted his neck stiffly, looked at the very innocent and pure Lance: "I...I show off my wealth?" Labor and management are just discussing with the housekeeper how to celebrate their birthday in a low-key and rich way, bastard!

Lance nodded heavily: "Master, you don't know how expensive food is if you are not in charge of the family. Most of these vegetables and meat are produced in the kl natural area, and the price is very expensive. If Mr. Ning and Mrs. Madam have a good relationship, such a way of eating, master your bank The card is maxed out quickly."

Ye Jia shook his head helplessly: "It's really... Forget it, you have to eat noodles, and you also have to eat vegetables. Forget about the fish soup. Let's change to fairy soup. It's sweet and sour, but it's also good." Eat If a meal of eggplant and cowpea is considered showing off wealth, what are those people who took a bath with bird's nest and milk in the previous life?Nima is too wronged!

On the other side of the frisbee, several handsome and mature men gathered together and muttered.

"... who likes sour and sweet so much, I think I'm probably pregnant! Then we have to prepare tocolytics for Yun boy's daughter-in-law!" The man wearing sunglasses pushed his glasses: "After waiting for hundreds of years, I, Kunlun Fairyland finally has a successor!"

"There is someone who will succeed you, your sister! You are blind! My Cassia has seen countless people, and he is clearly a virgin! Do you really think that asexual reproduction is not possible?" It really surprised me that I didn’t eat it!”

"...Do you think that everyone is as unscrupulous as you?" The baby-faced man looked at the two messed up people on the opposite seat with disgust: "No wonder Zheng girl has been ignoring you all the time, I'm afraid it has been a long time ago See your essence clearly!"

"Oh, integrity is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want!" The long-haired handsome man sighed: "I also want to make up for my integrity... It's a pity, who can blame it if it falls off the ground and doesn't stick together, and, Sister Zheng is playing hard to get, you don't understand if you are a virgin for ten thousand years."

The baby face is angry.

The man in sunglasses pushed the two of them: "No ball of yarn! Hurry up, Nima, he's going to play the frisbee! Not ready yet!"

The long-haired handsome man picked up his baby face: "Get up, get up, Nima is just you, hurry up!"

Ye Jia tilted his head and looked back with straight eyes.

Lance then stood up: "Master? What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I feel like someone is peeping, maybe it's my illusion." Ye Jia frowned: "Here we are, let's get off the Frisbee quickly."

On the ground ten meters away, the words Babyface popped out from between the teeth one by one——

"Stupid... bastard... you've crushed... Laozi's... face..."

The man in sunglasses who was pressing on Babyface covered Babyface's mouth with a slap: "Keep your voice down, Boy Yun's daughter-in-law is very vigilant."

The long-haired handsome man leaned against the back of the chair and whispered: "He hasn't turned around yet, we'll wait and go later."

The baby face gritted its teeth: "You two idiots, sound transmission will not work! You have to whisper! You are so stupid! Wei Zhu rolled off Laozi! Can't we use invisibility? Do we have to stick to the ground?"

The man in sunglasses who was called Wei Zhu was stunned: "Yes, we can transmit sound into secrets."

The long-haired handsome man raised his forehead: "It's all due to the atmosphere..."

Ye Jia got off the frisbee and took Lance straight to the fresh food area on the seventh floor.

Tomato, egg, millet and scallion stew, you can't miss any of them!

You have to choose two pieces of pork, one fatter to cook cowpea, and one leaner to make eggplant meat stuffing.

It seems good to add some cucumber to the braised noodles.

Thinking of this, Ye Jia stretched out his hand, ready to pick up a small cucumber.

At this moment, a hand reached out and placed it on his.

Ye Jia intuitively felt that this scene was very familiar, isn't it exactly the same as when he and Yue Chu met?

Looking up, Yue Xingyun was standing in front of him, looking at him and smiling.

"Ah Shui, what a coincidence."

Lance, who was standing behind Ye Jia, was almost irritable-coincidentally, your brother-in-law, I just drove this beast out of the house this morning!

Yue Xingyun noticed the hatred in Lance's eyes, and thought to himself that if I hadn't been so excited to see Ah Shui taking a bath in the morning, I would have had a nosebleed. Do you think you can drive me out of the house so easily?

When the electric flint lighted up, the eyes of the two met, and the smell of burning was overflowing.

Ye Jia took the little cucumber and put it into the electronic shopping basket, and asked Yue Xingyun with a smile: "Are you here to buy cucumber?"

Yue Xingyun glanced at Lance, said with a smile, "Yes, I'm cooking."

Ye Jia suddenly smiled, and took a very big cucumber and stuffed it into Yue Xingyun's hand: "This big one is much more useful than that small one, so you're welcome."

Yue Xingyun looked at the huge tender cucumber in his hand, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "...Okay."

Hiding aside, Wei Zhu frantically rubbed the loofah in his hand and said, "Idiot! I don't want so many fairy-like cucumbers at home. I have to come here to buy cucumbers!"

Cassia shot Wei Zhu's head: "You're an idiot! I didn't realize that buying cucumbers was fake and hitting on beautiful women is real! No wonder you've been single for thousands of years!"

Babyface looked at these two guys speechlessly, and shook his head: "Idiot! Didn't you realize what Boy Yun's wife meant by stuffing cucumbers?"

Cassia Zi's eyes brightened: "Could it be that the head of the willow tree on the moon made an appointment with Cucumber Queen?"

Wei Zhu also responded in the same way: "Do you want to have a shot?"

Covering her face with her baby face: "...two idiots, I didn't expect you to see that Bai boy's wife is molesting Bai boy."

Over there, Ye Jia continued to attack.

"I remember you can only make longan soup, right?" Ye Jia stared at the cucumber in Yue Xingyun's hand: "...Now you know how to cook? Or who will cook it for you when you buy it back?"

Yue Xingyun clenched the cucumber in his hands in a cold sweat: "No, no... honey, I live alone, and I'm learning how to cook now, so I'll practice my hands with a cucumber first, so don't think too much about it."

Ye Jia squinted his eyes when he heard the words: "It's not enough to think too much, but you don't need to show off your wealth like this for practicing hands with cucumbers?"

Yue Xingyun: ...

Hmph, labor and management finally sent this sentence out, Ye Jia thought very calmly.