The fairy of online games

"It turns out that we are all showing off our wealth..." Wei Zhu recalled the number of cucumbers in his kl base sadly: "Then my cucumbers can circle the earth."

The pretty sister who was tidying up the shelves at the side glanced at Wei Zhu's lower body, turned her head and shook her head silently—the braggarts really don't draft drafts these days!

"Hey, that's your cucumber." Cassia flipped her long hair, "My cucumber is much longer than yours, so it can go around the earth twice!"

The beautiful elder sister who was tidying up the shelves let out a long sigh and wanted to poke her eyes out. The men nowadays, they look like dogs, how can they be so shameless when they brag!

Covering her face with her baby face: "I don't know you two idiots..."

Over there, Yue Xingyun had dropped the cucumber a long time ago, and happily hopped along behind Ye Jia's ass, like a big dog.

"Ah Shui, do you want to buy noodles?" The big dog wagged its tail enthusiastically.

Ye Jia nodded with the silver noodles in his hand, lowered his head and said softly: "Yes... today is my birthday, I should eat noodles." He paused, looked up at Yue Xingyun, and said hesitantly : "Can you... spend my birthday with me? Just eat a bowl of noodles with me."

Yue Xingyun smiled slightly: "My honor, dear. It's just that I didn't prepare a birthday present. As your boyfriend, I think I have to reflect."

Ye Jia smiled lightly: "I didn't tell you, how would you know? As long as you don't dislike the simplicity of my birthday meal, after all, there is no cake or red wine, just a simple bowl of noodles."

Yue Xingyun hugged Ye Jia, and gently kissed him on the forehead: "How could it be - what you do is the best."

Ye Jia smiled lightly, and returned a light kiss on Yue Xingyun's face: "Thank you."

Lance secretly bit the handkerchief, spitting so much, this annoying little goblin discredited my master so badly in the eyes of the public regardless of the occasion.

Cassia, who was hiding aside, pushed his sunglasses and nodded with satisfaction: "Although he didn't make it to third base, it doesn't look far away. Boy Yun is not bad, he looks like me. As expected, I watched him grow up. The style of the year!"

Babyface sneered: "Are you hunted down by the alliance of female fairies and demons that you abandoned in the Three Realms like you were back then?"

Cassia shrank her head: "Don't mention this matter, don't mention it..."

Yue Xingyun glanced over there as if nothing had happened, pulled Ye Jia and said with a smile: "I remember that the shopping mall here is doing a promotion, saying that they buy natural food for free, let's go check out and take a look?"

"Success." Ye Jia agreed, turned to Lance and asked, "Lance, is there anything else we haven't bought?"

Lance replied blankly: "No, but it seems to have taken too many things."

"Ah? Did you take too much?" Ye Jia looked down at the electronic basket and counted everything: "Eggs, millets, green onions, red Sichuan silver noodles...and stew ingredients...it doesn't seem like there is much?"

"There's more of him." Lance pointed at Yue Xingyun with his finger, his eyes full of disgust.

Yue Xingyun: ...Should I use the word 'thing' to describe it?

Ye Jia looked at Lance's aggrieved and sad eyes, and patted Lance's head: "Good boy, let you watch "A Love of Two Kings" when I go back."

Lance is even more mournful, master, is it too late for me to expose in front of you that this sanctimonious beast once stared at you naked by the bathroom in the morning?

Obviously...it's too late.

Ye Jia led Yue Xingyun, and Lance slipped the electronic shopping basket, ready to check out.

The checkout lady with a sweet voice and plump chest laughed at Ye Jia and Yue Xingyun's intertwined fingers, and her chest trembled with laughter. After scanning the goods, she looked at the huge transaction amount and smiled coquettishly: "Two gentlemen, A total of 17."

Yue Xingyun held Ye Jia's hand to take out the card, and handed the checkout lady a blue silver card.

After a "ding", 18 was successfully deducted.

Ye Jia glared at Yue Xingyun: "I treat you to dinner, why are you rushing to pay?"

Yue Xingyun said innocently: "Ah Shui, your card is Zijin Bank's card, and mine is the Blue Silver Card. The Blue Silver Card is discounted for consumption here. The two of us share it with each other - it's very economical."

The checkout lady smiled ambiguously, took out two pink gift boxes from the bottom, and stuffed them into Ye Jia's hands: "One gift box for love when you spend 17 yuan, and two gift boxes for love when you spend [-] yuan, gentlemen Please put it away."

Ye Jia looked at the pink gift box with a big bow tied in his hand, and turned to look at Yue Xingyun: "This is also a birthday present, right? The bow is very cute, I'll take it apart and have a look."

The corner of Yue Xingyun's mouth twitched, and he said quickly: "Look, there is no degrader here, and there is no place to throw the garbage after dismantling the gifts. Let's go back and dismantle it."

When the checkout lady heard Ye Jia's words, she smiled and said, "Sir, is today your birthday? Please show your ID card. With today's consumption records, you can get a big birthday gift bag from our company!"

Ye Jia turned his head in surprise: "Really? You wait." Ye Jia lowered his head and took out his ID card and handed it to the cashier lady: "Trouble."

The sexy and beautiful checkout clerk took it with a smile, checked it carefully and handed him a card: "Thank you for your support to our company! Please use this certificate to go to the clothing area on the first floor to receive your birthday card. Gift!"

Ye Jia put it away, thanked him, took two pink boxes, and left with Lance Yue Xingyun.

On the first floor of the shopping mall, Ye Jia stood at the service counter and handed the card to the soft girl at the counter.

"Ah, birthday gift bag?" A gleam flashed across the soft girl's eyes, she lowered her head to search for a long time, then raised her head tearfully and told Ye Jia: "I'm sorry, our birthday gift bag here is gone, I can exchange it for you A set of equivalent value?"

Ye Jia looked at the soft girl with a steamed bun face bursting into tears, so he was naturally embarrassed to say anything—compared to this being a gift, how could he pick and choose?But it's better than nothing.

"Please feel free."

The soft girl immediately put away her tears, took out an exquisite black box with lightning speed, and put it on the counter.

The black box is very delicate, with the words of Minas Clothing Company printed on it, and there is a big bow tied with champagne-colored satin on the box, which looks pretty good.

"Please rest assured, I picked it according to your figure and size, please rest assured." The soft girl turned the box around, revealing the size on the side, so that Ye Jia and Yue Xing Cloud see clearly.

"It can be worn between 1.7 meters and 1.8 to [-] meters. The fabrics are all fluffy and animal hair, absolutely comfortable." The soft girl put the box into a bag with a smile, and blinked. I don't know if it is for Ye Jia or Said to Yue Xingyun: "Go back and open the presents!"

Ye Jia took the bag: "Thank you."

The soft girl smiled: "You're welcome, happy birthday."

After shopping, it's time to go back.

Because of Ye Jia's car-sickness, Yue Xingyun had no choice but to give up his rapid Dongfeng, and went back to Ye Jia's nest with his family Ah Shui on the same route, and returned to Ye Jia's nest with big bags and small bags.

Ye Jia put down the gift, and immediately went into the kitchen with the bag in his hands, took out vegetables and meat from the bag, put them on the kitchen counter, turned around, sat on the sofa, and began to unwrap the present impatiently.

Yue Xingyun had already noticed that the salesperson's smile was extremely ambiguous - his intuition told him that there was absolutely nothing good in the small pink gift box.In order to avoid something embarrassing to A Shui when he was present, he had already hid under the pretext of going to the bathroom, only Lance, that stupid guy, bravely looked directly at the coming bleak life.

The big bow on the pink gift box was pulled away, and the soft ribbon slid down onto Ye Jia's lap. The pink and white contrasted each other, creating an ambiguous illusion.

Ye Jia put the gift box on his lap and opened it.

Inside are several tubes of toothpaste with very ecstasy fonts printed on them, and a few pink flowers are printed on them very small and fresh.There is also a line printed on the bottom of the box——

gift of love.

"Is this hand cream?" Ye Jia picked up one and unscrewed the cap, only to find that there was milky white paste inside.Ye Jia's occupational disease as a chef immediately relapsed, and he sniffed it close to his nose, only to feel that there was a hint of sweetness mixed with the coolness of mint, which was very refreshing.

Ye Jia squeezed out a little, rubbed it on the back of his hand, and said to himself: "It's quite moisturizing, but why do you give hand cream in summer?"

Soon, Ye Jia's doubts were answered by a card at the bottom of the gift box. He picked up the card and read it carefully——

"Little Daisy Brand Tender Chrysanthemum Ointment - soft and silky, making you and me closer."

The card was full of little daisies, Ye Jia put down the card expressionlessly, comforting himself that the staff must have misplaced something, maybe the things in the other box were different, is it normal?

Wiping off the ointment on his hands, Ye Jia threw the ointment into the box and opened another box.

Just as Ye Jia expected, the things inside this box were really different, but...it didn't go anywhere normally, it was a highly simulated black bird.

…Are people in the 25th century all this lewd?

"Master, what is this?" Lance leaned forward: "It looks like Master's little bird, but it seems to be one size bigger."

Ye Jia: ...

"You read it wrong," Ye Jia said decisively. This is a matter of a man's dignity. This must be firm: "Lance, this is a grinding rod in a mortar. How can there be any birds? Have you ever seen a small black bird?" bird?"

Lance bit his lip aggrievedly.

"Lance...you go to the bathroom to bring toilet paper to Yue, he must have fallen if he hasn't come out for so long." Ye Jia made up an excuse in order to distract Lance: "If it really falls, remember to catch him Get up and wash up."

So Yue Xingyun, who was hiding aside and peeping with relish, was shot while lying down.

Lance had to go to the bathroom to find the tortured goblin.

Unexpectedly, when Ye Jia was still holding the highly simulated bird in his hand, Yue Xingyun led Lance to kill him again.

"Ah Shui, have you unwrapped your present?"

Hearing Yue Xingyun's voice, Ye Jia looked down at the fake bird in his hand, and immediately stuffed him under his butt very quickly.

Yue Xingyun held back his smile, and walked over slowly: "Ah Shui, are you going to cook the noodles?"

Ye Jia moved his buttocks, only to feel that the thing under his buttocks was poking uncomfortable: "Ah, I'll take a rest first, I'm a little tired."

Yue Xingyun sat down beside Ye Jia, hugged Ye Jia and began to kiss.

Ye Jia cared about the fake bird under his buttocks, and let Yue Xingyun touch and lick him. His heart became more sensitive because of the high tension, and Yue Xingyun feasted on it.

After the kiss was over, Ye Jia fell softly into Yue Xingyun's arms.He pressed his chest and panted a few times, and said in a low voice, "Yue...I'm a little thirsty, can...can you pour me a glass of water?"

Yue Xingyun raised his eyebrows, knowing that his little shou was restless, so he turned around and poured water calmly, giving his little shou time to hide things.

As soon as Yue Xingyun turned around, Ye Jia started frantically packing the fake bird lubricant on the sofa, stuffed it into a box, and kicked it under the sofa with a "slap".

After doing all this well, Yue Xingyun also came with a water glass.

"Here." Yue Xingyun handed the water glass to Ye Jia, and asked with a smile, "I almost forgot, have you opened your present?"

Ye Jia held the water glass in both hands and looked around, and saw the black box with a champagne ribbon on the far side of the sofa.

"...It's just some daily necessities. There's no surprise, so I asked Lance to put them away."

Yue Xingyun nodded in understanding, that's right, it's [daily] necessities.

"It's just that I haven't opened the big birthday gift bag yet, so please hand it over to me."

Ye Jia spoke, Yue Xingyun, how dare he not follow?With a flick of his ape arm, he took the black box and put it on Ye Jia's white and tender thigh.

Ye Jia nodded with a smile, the corners of his mouth curled up to Yue Xingyun's cuteness.

Pulling off the champagne-colored ribbon, Ye Jia opened the box and took a look.

is a dress.

Picking it up and shaking it, Ye Jia felt something was wrong——

I think this is a sexy cat earrings!

Look at the black ears, the fluffy tail, the gloves with elastic pads, and the exposed design with large cutouts——

It makes people feel that the temperature is rising!

Yue Xingyun lowered his head, and took out an embroidered black belt from the black box, with a big golden bell sewn on it.

Shake, shake, jingle jingle is very pleasant.

Ye Jia wanted to cry but had no tears, as expected, he could escape the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day—why none of the presents today are normal?

"Very cute," Yue Xingyun commented on this suit shamelessly: "It just fits with foxes and snakes."

Ye Jia threw down his clothes, blushed and said "I've rested, I'll make noodles", and ran into the kitchen.

Yue Xingyun, who was sitting on the sofa, held the neckband tightly in his hands with a smile, and shook it in front of his eyes.

jingle jingle jingle jingle ding ding

"What a cute reaction..." Yue Xingyun murmured.

Ye Jia was washing the sihongshu in the kitchen. The sihongshu was floating up and down with the impact of the water, just like his beating heart, bright red and warm.

The cold water slowly washed the bright red Xihongshu, again and again, and Ye Jia's heart gradually calmed down.

Don't impose other people's faults on yourself, that's unscientific.It's not that I want to buy cat ears, um, that's it.

Ye Jia comforted himself, put the cleaned saffron on the plate, picked up the shallots and eggplants and continued to wash, and hypnotized himself that it was all right, all right, cooking is important now.

Because the cutting board was cut last time when cutting vegetables, Ye Jia had to be a little more careful this time-you must know that with the rise in the price of natural food, the price of kitchen cooking utensils has also risen with the tide, and a knife board is not cheap, naturally. careful.

It is not suitable to cut vegetables first, after all, they will fall off if left there, so Ye Jia decided to make meat stuffing first.

Ye Jia washed the meat, cut it into pieces, stuffed it into the grinder together with the water chestnuts, and set the machine to medium grind.After a while, a bowl of minced meat will be ready.

Naturally, the machine cannot be seasoned, so Ye Jia added sugar, salt and monosodium glutamate to the minced meat, mixed in a little ginger juice, and mixed in some chopped shallots.This is not enough, the sugar, green onion and ginger can only remove the fishy smell. To make the taste tender and refreshing, besides the minced water chestnuts, egg white should be added.

Ye Jia picked up a few dead and expensive eggs, cracked them open, separated the egg whites, poured them on the meat filling and began to stir vigorously - this would make the meat filling taste even, loose and not loose.

After stirring for a while, the meat filling is ready, so naturally put it aside first.Ye Jia started to process the eggplant.

If the eggplant is braised in soy sauce, it is naturally peeled and boiled tender, but if the eggplant is embedded with meat, the skin must be kept in order to shape it.Ye Jia lowered his head and cut off the stalk of the eggplant, cut the eggplant into two pieces from top to bottom with a knife, put it on the glass cutting board, and started to cut the eggplant's back with the knife.

Starting from the head of the eggplant, you can cut a knife every one centimeter, and the knife must not cut too deep or too shallow.If it is deep, it is easy to break into sections, and it will fall apart when boiled.If it is too shallow, the meat filling will not be filled much, and the taste will be somewhat uneven when cooked.Even if the depth of the cut is just right, the distance between the two cuts must be good.If the cut is narrow, the eggplant will shrink and it will rot after cooking.Cut wide, the natural taste is not good.

But these problems are not a problem for Ye Jia.He picked up the kitchen knife called Yundao Rufei, and with a few knives, he finished off the two eggplants, picked up the spoon and started filling them with meat.