Blackening is the most annoying thing

My heart seemed to be hit by an arrow, thumping, thumping, and beating wildly.

"Oh~~" He clutched his chest, this feeling...could it be the arrow of the legendary cute god 'Atlas Glast'.

He swallowed, restrained his heart beating wildly, walked over, and gently picked up the seriously injured cute animal lying on the ground.Then it raised its two furry front hooves, and the heart-shaped cluster of white hairs on the opponent's chest made his eyes emit X-rays instantly.This... is simply a wife... too much in line with his wishes!Could it be that this is a gift from God to him....

System God, I thank you~~

Beijing blesses you!

Looking at the little animal with many scars on its body, Muzi touched its chin, then clapped his hands, took out a bottle of little red medicine from his backpack, pointed it into its mouth, and poured it in....

In an instant, "chi chi chi chi—" the wounds all over its body spurted blood collectively, like a fountain, the water splashed in all directions, and flowed all over the ground.

[I'm going to die, I'm sure I'm going to die, I'm going to die after being treated so cruelly, right? ! 】

Muzi scratched his head, wondering, what's going on, could it be that he was overdosed with blood?He took out another roll of tourniquet bandage from his backpack, and bandaged the small animal.

In this way...in this way...at last in this way...

Looking at his masterpiece in front of him, he smiled...

21. The grandson of the slippery ghost

The little animal wrinkled its nose and woke up from a severe coma. It opened its eyelids and landed on all fours. It was about to stand up, but found that its whole body was stiff, as if it was tied up with a rope.

"Squeak——" it let out a scream, could it be that...it was not rescued, but humans were caught.

It twisted its small body frantically, trying to break free from the shackles on its body, in order to escape.

"Squeak..."

"Squeak..."

On the lush green lawn, there were a few faint calls, which attracted Muzi's attention. He poked his head out from the thick leaves and leaned over to have a look...

The little animal on the grass seemed to be suffering from epilepsy, its fluffy body writhed crazily, its small round eyes were dark and shiny, and it was extremely resolute, and it was about to fight the bandages on its body to the death.

The little animal looked so stupid, he couldn't help laughing, "Haha..." What a cute little thing...

"Squeak—" the small animal's slightly pointed mouth was biting the bandage.Hearing laughter suddenly, he quickly followed the source of the sound and looked up.

"Squeak!!!!" Yes, hateful humans! !

With a sound of "噗咚", the little animal threw up its hooves and fainted to the ground.

This little thing was so frightened that he fainted. He couldn't help laughing at the mouse-like courage of the little animal, and then fell down from the tree lightly, and hugged him.

When the little animal woke up from the coma again, its head was still a little dizzy, probably because of excessive blood loss, it drooped its head and moved its nose slightly.

A fresh herbaceous fragrance lingers in the nostrils.smell good....so comfortable....

It squinted its eyes in enjoyment, rolled over its furry body, turned its feet up, and gently swung its big tail.

Ah, it's like being in my mother's arms...Mom...

It smacked its lips and opened its moist round eyes...

"Squeak—" When it saw where it was, it let out another scream.

Yes, the hateful human being, the murderer who killed his mother! !

Watching the little animal wake up, and swinging its body very vigorously.With a smile on his face, Muzi gently rubbed the little animal's belly.Until the little animal let out a miserable cry, he paused his hand, and immediately stopped, thinking, did it hurt it? !

"Squeak!!" The little animal took this opportunity, leaped vigorously, and galloped away, as if its tail was on fire, at an astonishing speed.

He stood up and looked at the leaving figure of the little animal with sad eyes.Depressedly thinking in his heart, finally there is a little animal to relieve his boredom, who knows that this little thing runs so fast, as if burning his butt, in the blink of an eye, he jumped out of his body range.

After running wildly for a while, the little animal realized that there were no pursuers behind him, so it couldn't help turning back quietly.But he saw that human being in green clothes standing tall and standing there, just standing there quietly, looking far into the distance, with a loneliness that he didn't understand.

At that time, he didn't know that this is actually called the loneliness of egg pain.

Its footsteps gradually slowed down, its small head drooped slightly, and it looked back from time to time.The lonely figure of the other party seemed to have a strange attraction to him, so he couldn't help but look back.

It shook its head, shaking off the strange emotions that suddenly appeared in its heart, and leaped rapidly, like a cheetah, quickly disappeared into the depths of the forest.

Muzi withdrew his gaze, leaned against the tree trunk, and looked up at the sky.I thought to myself, it is better to rely on myself than to rely on the sky and the earth.Hurry up and practice, one day he will be able to leave here!

Simply, he also gave up expecting humans to come here. Maybe when humans came, he was not far from death.Gradually, he also forgot that there was such a cute little civet cat who was once rescued by him.

Until, many years later, the edge of the forest was exploited by humans, and the civet cats living on the edge of the forest were chased by humans again.In a panic, he got into the center of the forest again.

This time, it appeared in front of Muzi with a deeply injured posture.

The civet cat rescued by Muzi again no longer lives on the edge of the unsafe forest, but settles down next to the giant tree.

The civet cat's intelligence is not low, and it has also developed its spiritual wisdom and learned to cultivate over the years.However, there is no concept of cultivation, so that it has always been at the bottom of the monsters, bullied by other monsters, and hunted down by humans.

Muzi has nothing to do all day long, seeing the little civet cat's cultivation level is very low, his heart slowly arises, the idea of ​​teaching the little civet cat to be a teacher.

The civet cat also felt comfortable lying in his arms and listening to the class, so naturally he didn't object.

In this way, one teaching, one learning, the happy life of one tree and one cat begins....

The breeze is floating, the vegetation is swaying, lush and green.

The breeze whipped up the leaves on the ground and fluttered in the air.As soon as Muzi stretched out his hand, he plucked a small tender leaf, his palm was full of greenness, embracing the leaf.After a while, he took the leaf out of the green light and placed it on the little civet cat's head.

"Big tree, big tree, what is this?" The little civet cat pushed the leaves on its head, and then rolled over several times, only to find that the leaves were still on its head safely.

"Just in case." Muzi patted its head.

"It's so ugly." The civet cat pursed its mouth, then shook its fur all over its body, as if it wanted to shake off the leaves.

Ignoring the civet cat's complaints, he took out a small cloth bag from his backpack, tied it to the other person, and told him carefully, "Although you have already repaired three tails, there are still many powerful monsters out there. Don't be afraid to let the little civet cat out. Be careful, you know? If you are injured, you must drink the medicine in the bag, understand!"

"Enen! I know, the big tree is so nagging, I'm leaving..." The little civet cat turned around and waved its long tail melodiously to signal goodbye.

He smiled and said, "Be careful all the way, little raccoon!"

With a gentle gaze, he followed the figure of the civet cat, until the figure of the other party disappeared.

Muzi withdrew his gaze, shook his head slightly and sighed, thinking that although his little apprentice was a little simple, he was not an idiot, and his strength was not bad, plus, with the protective talisman he gave, he would definitely return safely...

Really.... Seeing it alive and kicking, with its strange elf appearance, I always feel like I am an old man.

Youth is gone, time is easy to grow old...shit! !

Hurry up and practice, Li Muzi, otherwise I don't know how long it will take to complete the task and go home!

Muzi slapped his face hard, turned around and blended into the tree...

When the little civet cat came home for the first time, he introduced Muzi to the vast world of flowers and flowers outside.Also, it met many monsters along the way, some good and some bad, and then he took his friends and finally settled down in Kyoto.

There are many monster organizations and human onmyojis in Kyoto. They fight endlessly all day long, and the little civet cats have also become more powerful through repeated experiences.

This time it came back, just to show off that it has learned a lot, it changed various appearances in front of Muzi, pretending to be handsome and cool.

Muzi was very happy to see the growth of his apprentice, and after hearing that the civet cat had his own team and younger brother, he solemnly handed over his tricks of pretending to be X to it.

With the trick of pretending to be X taught by Dashu, the little raccoon embarked on the road to conquer the monsters in Kyoto....

Just kidding... In short, it will be another few years for the little civet cat to leave...

When the little civet cat came back...unexpectedly, it turned into a huge body with a ferocious appearance and strong demonic power.The tiger's body trembled, a big monster overflowing with arrogance? !

Muzi was shocked on the spot, this... is simply a perfect transformation from broiler to silk!

Talk to the little civet cat, oh no, the big civet cat, and talk about his development of power in Kyoto in recent years, the growth of his own strength, etc.From the contact of words and actions, he discovered that although the big civet cat lives in the dirty and chaotic Kyoto, its heart is still pure and has not been infected by evil energy.

At least it didn't change from a civet cat that normally competed for territory to a civet cat that wanted to rule the world in the second class.

Muzi was very pleased about this, because he was also afraid, maybe one day, his little apprentice would be pushed by a pig's foot!

After all, no matter how powerful the boss is, it's just an upgrade monster with pig's feet!In this regard, his psychological shadow is serious!

The big civet cat told Muzi the interesting things that happened in Kyoto, while complaining that it would be great if Dashu could come to help him.

Muzi touched his ear, said with a smile, when you come back next time, maybe I can leave.

The other party's surprised eyes were shining, like little stars in the dark night, bright and dazzling.

However, the two traveled together in Kyoto and their wish to dominate the monsters in Kyoto was not realized in the end...

I can only sigh, the world is impermanent.

22. The grandson of the slippery ghost

Muzi sat cross-legged under the shade of the tree swaying in the wind, the light of the stars pierced through the gaps between the leaves and branches, and sprinkled on the green grass, reflecting irregular spots of warm color.And as the shadow of the tree swayed, it moved slowly.

Although he is very excited about Xiaoli's invitation, but there is no rush in cultivation. Only by guarding against arrogance and impetuosity, and taking it slowly, can one day succeed.If you are eager for success, the only way to go is to go crazy.As the old saying goes, you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry!

Born in modern society, he is well versed in the strategy of combining work and rest.Apart from practicing meditation, he is also actively studying the previous world to obtain a new ability - Star Array.

The star array is very powerful, and it is fundamentally different from skills.

Skill, after learning it from the scroll, how to use it will be reflected in your mind.When you want to activate skills, you can use them naturally.In other words, you know what you don't know why.Without knowing the reason, naturally one cannot practice.

The star array is just the opposite. After activating the dark star array, the transformation will increase its strength by 30%, which is just an additional ability.Its real ability is a line of words introduced later - it enables you to control the dark energy.

Hmm... Controlling dark energy is actually not quite right. From a functional point of view, it is more like an energy converter. Let me use myself as an example...

He has the monster power (internal force) accumulated from several time travels in his body. After starting the star array, the two energy systems will form a two-way cycle. There is no mutual repulsion and no backlash, because the star array has the ability to transform against the sky.It can convert demon power into dark energy, and turn dark energy back into demon power. The two complement each other, just like a circle.With the endless pace of life, doing monotonous non-stop circular exercise.

And the body, which is the container of the two, will naturally be driven by this cycle, and naturally absorb the energy in the air that belongs to different systems.

It also absorbs demon power and dark energy. The combination of the two energies is not as simple as 1+1.In a word, the more you practice, the faster your strength will grow, and the benefits are hard to describe.

Such a pancake that fell from the sky is fresh, fragrant, and delicious... But he, who is cautious in his nature, feels that this pancake is quite hot. Take a bite or two to satisfy your cravings, and check if it is really hot.

However, human beings are very beneficial animals. Even if they know that it is harmful, they only see the benefits it can bring.Muzi, who has human inferiority, is naturally no exception. Although he will not be blinded by power, but if he doesn't take a bite of this kind of big pie that falls from the sky, he just feels uneasy in his heart if he doesn't take a bite of it and take advantage of it.

But after biting, he was always greedy and wanted to continue eating.And now, he is in such a wonderful state.

However, Muzi, because he was oppressed too much when he was young, has a desperate madness hidden deep in his bones.Besides, although he likes to take one step and think about three steps, this kind of situation usually happens when he is in a dominant position.

When he is weak, or in a state of ignorance.He turned into a gambler, believing that there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. If there is no way, death is the only option.He is not even afraid of living, how can he be afraid of death.

Muzi held up his fingers, and the fingertips were condensed with sporadic darkness, about the size of a grain of rice.He popped dark rice grains, causing dark energy to surround a weed.After a while, this green and tender grass was castrated, slowly bent down, and turned into a yellow withered grass.A gust of wind blows, and it turns into dust, flying away.

die?He raised his eyebrows and continued the experiment.

One dies, and the next one continues to die... After sacrificing a large piece of grass, he finally got the experimental results.

Looking at the green grass, a piece of withered yellow suddenly appeared, and in the withered yellow, it seemed that there were two or three strong and tenacious weeds covered with black spots.

He therefore denied the conclusion that dark energy is not the power of death!

According to his estimation, the reason why these grasses withered and died may be because the dark energy is too strong, which exceeds the load that the grasses can bear, so they can't bear it, leading to death.And the tenacious ones in the weeds will evolve once they withstand this dark energy....

Of course, this is just an experiment on weeds, one of the test items. As for other species, we will not know until after the experiment.He originally wanted to experiment with vibrant trees, but his body was so huge that he was the only tree around.

He shook his head and turned his gaze to the snow-white wildflowers...

"Swish, swipe, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh..." He turned his head abruptly, and listened to the sound of footsteps running fast from far to near, accompanied by the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground , and then continue the sound of staggering and running....

Miscellaneous voices came from outside his territory.As a giant tree, although he can't move, and the range of activities is only covered by the body, but in terms of perception, it is definitely far beyond the scope of the territory.And he can also use flexible perception to remotely control the plants outside the territory.

Muzi stood up, frowned slightly, and felt the familiar feeling, which made him instantly understand who the other party was, but...he...how could....

"Bang bang!!" The huge body of the other party fell heavily under the shade of his vast tree. The strong smell of blood spread in the air, and the bright red liquid penetrated the ground and infiltrated the soil...

His figure flickered, turned into nothingness, and stopped at the opponent's side in the blink of an eye.

I saw a huge civet cat lying on the ground, covered with scars, blood-stained fur, and the wounds were covered with familiar demonic power. This is...

A little pink spider crawled out from under his belly, with blood still sticking to his body. With a bang, the spider transformed into a beautiful girl of fifteen or sixteen years old. She jumped on the civet cat and burst into tears.

"Brother Li...Wow...Wow..." Tears kept falling, making her look even more glamorous and pure.

girl? !Cute girl! ?Nima, is he really a fool? He is much better than a laborer. Such a cute girl was hooked up by him! ?Damn it, looking at the situation, it's definitely a hero to save the beauty, hmph...

Muzi's expression changed for a while, and he condensed his real body from the phantom body.He patted Miss Spider on the shoulder, then smiled like a wind, and said gently, "Little sister, don't worry, he is my apprentice, just let me save him."

The girl looked at him with tears in her eyes, her big watery eyes were flickering, she choked up and said, "You...you are... Brother Li often mentions... uncle and master?"

It's not an uncle, it's a big tree, hello? !Ah no, it's Muzi!Asshole apprentice!His eyebrows twitched, and in order to maintain his image, he continued to answer gently, "Yes, can I heal his injury?"

"Uncle, master... woo woo... woo woo... It's all my fault... If it wasn't for me...Brother Li, I wouldn't...Wow..."

The other party burst into tears, explaining while crying, Muzi waved his hand, with an expression on his face, he took out the bandage and Xiaohong from the backpack.

At this time, the big civet cat finally raised its eyelids when it was free, and looked at the master who was holding a bandage and smiling softly (grinning), a chill ran from his belly to his whole body, and he shook violently... Hey hey hey , isn't that the way it is? !

Dashu, master....

Muzi took two bottles of Little Red and poured them into the opponent's mouth....

No! ! ! !

The muscles in the wounds all over his body tightened for a while, puff... One after another blood fountains sprayed out from his body, and drops of blood fell like snow.

Muzi smiled in satisfaction, like a devil opening his grinning mouth.

Fuck... damn....

The spider girl who was wiping her tears stopped with her hands, her eyes were dull, and her mouth was wide open.

Is this saving lives?Or murder, brother? !The spider girl swallowed unconsciously.

After the bloody fountain stopped completely, Muzi controlled his own branch, tied the opponent's huge body, pulled him into a large font, and then floated on his huge body, and began to wrap the bandages.

The spider girl stared at the scene in front of her dumbfounded, and only one thought flashed through her mind, this is... what a cruel master....As his eyes flickered, he couldn't help trembling all over his body.

A few days later, Muzi learned the reason for his injury from the little raccoon in the ninth-level disability state.As for the hero he originally imagined to save the beauty, that's not the case at all, but the girl is indeed one of the fuses.

Let's describe it in one sentence, this is a dog-blood drama among monsters fighting for power.The former partner was unwilling to be a subordinate, so he gradually developed a double heart. With a partner who was not a minister, he attracted subordinates who were rebellious and Xiaoli's hostile forces.

When the beautiful spider girl fell in love with the little raccoon dog, the partner who had always secretly had some feelings for the spider girl finally broke out...

Bringing the rebellion, bringing the younger brother, come to push the boss and grab the girl!

But as a trotter?Always immortal, with the beautiful spider girl, although she was seriously injured, she dragged her scarred body to the side of the powerful foreign aid, Master Niu X.For the next upgrade, he will come back strong in the end!

By the way... Isn't this the consistent plot of Qidian X? !

What kind of bloody plot is this, and it will happen beside him? !

At that time, after hearing the other party's legendary experience, he was shocked!Distorted in his heart, he thought, could it be that he, the green young man, played the role of the old man in the mountain in this bloody drama? His only mission was to help the pig's feet, as an upgrade prop for the pig's feet, he would inevitably die in the end. The idiot who left the inheritance to the other party? !

This kind of thought lingered in his mind, but the reality wouldn't be so cheating, would it? !

(Actually, this guy really guessed right....)

After shaking off these thoughts, he was forced to come to help in embarrassment when the only disciple was overthrown and severely injured.He was surprisingly angry, Laozi's apprentice can only be abused by Laozi, Nima, these little monsters dare to touch his apprentice, this is courting death, hey, is it really courting death? !

Now that he has been able to leave the scope of the main body, he originally wanted to bring the little raccoon back in a strong way, and let him experience what it means to pretend to be the ultimate time.But Xiaoli refused resolutely. He said that he would use his own strength to take back everything that once belonged to him.

Looking at the steadfast little raccoon who has not been knocked down by these grievances, and still has a positive heart, Muzi is very pleased, this is indeed his apprentice...

His disciples must have this kind of momentum, the difficulties are all floating clouds!

With the loving company of the cute spider girl and the careful teaching of Master Niu X, the little raccoon's kung fu is naturally getting better and better, but in just a few years, he has become a powerful nine-tailed civet cat.

Afterwards, the little raccoon took Muzi and the spider girl on the road to conquer the forest monsters...

In the step-by-step adventure, they crossed thousands of mountains and rivers, and went through all kinds of dangers... Finally, they had a few powerful life-and-death friends, and countless monster brothers. With this powerful force, they finally returned to the That is called the magic capital.

Watching the little raccoon grow rapidly and become stronger and stronger through countless trials, and finally regain his own power.Muzi felt very relieved, he thought faintly in his heart that sooner or later he had to leave, but it was only sooner or later.But at least after he left, this cute, stupid and soft little apprentice won't be bullied anymore...

Blood and fire burned outside the palace, and the raging flames illuminated the hall.

Looking at him in black with gold patterns, he is low-key and gorgeous.The demon power all over his body was condensed, and his momentum was vigorous. He strolled in the courtyard, walked up the stairs, waved his sleeves, his clothes were flying, and sat on the throne in a chic and reckless manner.

Muzi stood under the steps, looked at his apprentice quietly, and nodded with satisfaction.A feeling of carving jade into a tool arises spontaneously.This is him, Muzi Li robbing Tiangong's outstanding apprentice, but...he thought, the other party is still short of the last lesson.

He walked forward, with a slight smile on his face, eyes like crescent moons, and said to Xiaoli, "Congratulations."

The little raccoon blinked, but the light in his eyes remained the same, as if he had never changed. From it, he seemed to see that small, cute little civet cat again, blinking its big watery eyes, staring blankly at him.

"Yeah." He smiled, "Master, have you seen Ah Zhu?"

"No, I have a daughter-in-law so soon and forget the master... tsk tsk tsk..."

"No." The other party denied it flatly, but a red cloud floated on his face.

Muzi patted his head, sighed, moved his lips and said, "...."

"Master, what did you say..." I...

23. Peerless Twins

"Master..." He murmured softly, and couldn't help stretching out his hand, his fingers were cold, and his fingertips trembled slightly.

His illusory body is no longer solid, but slowly dissolves into the void like smoke.

His hand penetrated the other's illusory body, he was stunned for a moment, staring blankly at his own hand, the empty palm was telling him the truth.A trace of disbelief flashed in his eyes, he raised his eyes and stared, his voice trembling, "You..." What's wrong?

Before he could finish speaking, he saw a pear-shaped smile appearing on the other party's face, light and elegant, soft and moist, and his eyes were as gentle as water that had never changed.His lips trembled, and a feeling of astringency welled up in his throat, as if cotton had blocked his throat, and he couldn't say a word.

The other party stretched out his hand and lightly touched a red hair on the top of his head. He tilted his head slightly, his eyes were slightly curved, and his pupils were like water. He whispered softly, like a lover whispering, "Little raccoon..."

"No!!!" He screamed, pounced forward, trying to grab him.

But he saw a coquettish and magnificent flame suddenly ignited at the bottom of the other party's feet, and the flame danced like a dancing girl, circling around his body.

In front of his eyes, the other party's transparent body was burnt into ashes, falling down one after another, returning to the dust.

"Boom!" His footsteps were unsteady, and he fell heavily to the ground. The scattered wood ash fell into his palm, and the wind blew by, leaving nothing behind.

It is clearly a warm and gentle spring breeze in March, but it carries the coldness like the cold winter.make him tremble...

He suddenly clenched his palms tightly, his joints were white, and blood slowly oozed out and flowed to the ground.He twitched the corners of his mouth, but in his pupils, a raging flame of destruction was ignited.

Zhang Wuji's mother said it well, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people.

tsk tsk...

With a banana in his mouth, Muzi is watching the new version of Yitian Tulongji with relish.

So, next time, little raccoon, don't trust others so easily~

Love is the most unreliable thing!

His fingers were as nimble as fish, and a brush was flying between his long and slender fingers.His eyes are focused on the TV, but his eyes are slack, and he can tell that he is distracted.

In the world of Magical Girl Madoka, his greatest achievement besides the star array is the writing brush in his hand.

Since the return of the magical girl Madoka World, the weapon he bought - the writing brush, has undergone unknown changes.

In the world of Magical Girl Madoka, the function of the writing brush increases with his transformation.At the beginning, he thought that this change was only temporary, and when he returned to the real world, the brush change would disappear.

But who would have expected that after returning from the world of Magical Girl Madoka, he would merge into the star array.And the soul gem, which is a fragmented heart, is naturally embedded in his left eye.

When he wanted to use the brush in the slippery ghost world, he discovered that the state of the brush was being upgraded.

At this moment, the writing brush turned over in his hand is what it looks like after it has been successfully upgraded.The silver-gray nib is as hard as metal, and the whole body of the pen is pure black, with a huge leafy tree carefully carved on it.Hmm... On the whole, it fits Muzi's aesthetics.

The writing brush looks like an ordinary wooden writing brush, but in fact it has all the functions of the original transformation, and its performance and attack power have been improved to varying degrees.

Therefore, he has been working on his new weapon in recent days, the Armstrong Super Brush Pen.

Time flies like a Pentium 4 processor, and in a blink of an eye, a new world comes.

'Ding, players are welcome to come to Peerless Shuangjiao and get the character identity——Yueyue, click PSP for details. '

Muzi opened his eyes and found that he was standing on a tree branch, tens of meters above the ground, and if he fell, he would definitely turn into a meatloaf in a second.

The body is light, as light as a feather, it seems that the martial arts are not low.He was bowing his head in thought, but was awakened by the sound of crying.

"Wow wow wow..." The cry of the little baby was like a magic sound, spinning in his head.

Where did the cry of the child come from?He looked down and found a pink and tender bun lying in his arms, scared, what's the situation? !

"Wow..." The cry just now didn't seem to attract attention, and the baby cried again to show his presence.

The magic sound hit his ears, he shook his hand, let out a snort, and the baby was thrown out by him.

Seeing that the howling baby was about to fall from a high altitude and became the first pig's foot to be killed.Muzi leaped down, with fluttering white clothes and fluttering skirts, like a Gushe fairy.He scooped it up with his hand, gently caught the baby, touched the branch with his foot, and landed lightly like a white feather.

He hugged the baby and turned around on the ground with surprise on his face. This body has excellent lightness skills and profound inner skills.As soon as he came, his own monster power absorbed the majestic internal force in his body in an instant.

It seems that the system is not so cheating, but it would be better if the body is not a woman.

"Giggle..." The little baby waved his fleshy arms and smiled innocently.

This little guy actually likes the sport of flying high, Muzi smiled softly, and pinched the opponent's soft red cheeks.

Holding the child in his arms, he clicked on the PSP to check his tasks.

'Main task one, the return of survival, reward experience XX, money XX. '

'Main task [-], raise Hua Wucai to adulthood, reward experience XX, money XX, a complete collection of cheats for the peerless twins. '

'The series of missions in the world of martial arts is opened, collect the complete collection of martial arts cheats, and after completion, new functions will be opened. '

Hua Wucai?Isn't this one of the male protagonists of the peerless double pride?His eyes turned to the little baby in his arms, and he thought about it, no way... The plot has already reached this point...

In an instant, the good impression towards the little baby not long ago disappeared without a trace.A troublesome creature like a pig's feet will roll wherever it likes!Besides, knowing that he will be pushed by the pig's feet duo in the end, who the hell is in a better mood!

Now looking at the little baby in his arms, he is all kinds of unpleasant, stupid and dumb, and his smile is also like a dude.

The silly baby giggling in his arms made him curl his lips impatiently, and he really wanted to leave the baby behind, but due to the requirements of the main mission, he could only be the enemy's nanny once.

Taking a deep breath, looking up, the surrounding area is lush and lush, with sparse vegetation and chirping birds, a natural scene.

This is the forest...so...Yihua Palace...where is it, hello? !

System, you are not cheating this time, you are a cheating sister, soul egg? !

After two years of trekking through mountains and rivers, he still could not find the way to Yihua Palace.

One day, he stood on the top of the mountain with a silly bun named Hua Wuque by his arm, with the wind whistling in his ears.He looked up to the sky in silence, speechless.

Nima's been a savage Tarzan for two years, and now he's out of the forest! ?

Yihua Palace, Yihua Palace, when did he get there? !

Looking at the mountain village at the foot of the mountain and the size of a sesame mung bean, he sighed and thought hard, he might get lost again, so he might as well just jump from here, directly and quickly...

"...Master, I'm going to die..." Looking at the master's Qingli face full of firmness, Xiao Wuque couldn't help tugging at the other party's sleeve.

That's right... Isn't this courting death? Directly and quickly, jump to hell!

Muzi blinked, then turned to look at Wuque, "If you don't jump, what should you do?"

"Master, in fact... we can go down there." Xiao Wuque pointed to the muddy path hidden in the grass down the mountain in the distance.

...Nimma has been walking for two years, damn it, I just didn't find this way!

(Author, your Lu Chi's setting is too cheating! Resolutely protest the cancellation, hey!)

In short, he took the silly bun Hua Wuque all the way down the mountain, from the mountain village to the small town, and then from the small town to the city.After several months, he finally settled down in a prosperous big city.

But the silly Baohua Wuque, who was supposed to be in the leveling mode, made a detour and turned to a mediocre farming career.

Fuck, how can a swollen pig's foot be covered by floating clouds? Where did the author die!

24. Peerless Twins

Muzi, who is a road idiot, has never found the route to Yihua Palace.The pig's knuckles with her are perfect, and they have also moved from the leveling mode to the farming career.

The master-student duo who settled down in Yincheng began to live an ordinary and peaceful life.

One day, Muzi was idly flipping through a stack of martial arts cheats that he had snatched not long ago, and when he was reading carefully, he saw a five or six-year-old kid Hua Wuque, following the neighbor's children happily, roaring towards him like a grass mud horse, Hurray away again...

Then, he realized a serious problem, he... seemed to have ruined his pig's feet! ! !

If it goes on like this, when Wuque walks into the rivers and lakes, or Xiao Yuer and others come to his door, or encounters a feud in the rivers and lakes... Hua Wuque, the number one pig's foot among the peerless twins, has no power to resist , this is...too cheating, isn't it? !Thinking of this situation, he shivered all over.

Over the years since then, under the tutelage of Muzi's constant convulsions, Xiao Wuque grew tenaciously like a weed until he was 15 years old.

One day, classmate Xiao Hua was finally kicked out of the house by him and embarked on a long road.

Over the years of teaching career, Muzi has developed a good habit of watching pigs' feet and making soy sauce.It’s not that there is a saying that goes well, knowing yourself and the enemy can fight a hundred battles