Blackening is the most annoying thing

Yum well.His hidden identity is the ultimate boss, if he doesn't supervise the pig's feet, what's the point? !

Besides, it is one thing to read martial arts novels, but another thing to experience live-action martial arts dramas.For decades, in addition to cultivating Xiao Wucai, he has been practicing and grabbing cheats to complete tasks all day long.I didn't experience the rivers and lakes life in the martial arts drama at all, with swords, lights, swords, and shadows.

With such a shameless thought, after Wu Que set foot on the river and lake tour, he also quietly followed behind.The sneaky feeling of being a thief made him feel excited and excited.He was deeply gratified when he watched Wu Que pass all the way and made a name for himself in the world.

This is indeed a pig's foot!Ah, no!

It should be.... This really deserves to be his apprentice of Li Muzi!ahaha~

(I really know how to put gold on my face~)

Today, the sky is blue, the autumn air is crisp, and the autumn wind is swirling, rolling up pieces of dead leaves...

But in the Fulai Inn, there is still a lot of people's voices, all kinds of hustle and bustle, the sound of drinking, and the sound of gossip sounded one after another...

Looking at the inn with such a strong atmosphere of life, Hua Wuque couldn't help showing a sincere smile, which was light and refreshing.He was dressed in a white shirt, tall and straight, as slender as a bamboo, holding an ink fan in his hand, and walked down the ladder, with a magnificent bearing, like a handsome young man.

It seems that this guy has already mastered his way of pretending to be X, not bad... Muzi, who was sitting at the small table in the corner under the side of the stairs, nodded in satisfaction when he saw this.

A grey-bearded old man came up from downstairs, hugged Wu Que, his orange-peel-like old face had a wretched smile on his face, and said with a smile, "Boy, how about we continue to drink today?"

Wu Que turned sideways, gave a wry smile, cupped his hands and said, "Senior Ding, I have something important to do, so let's go first." This senior Ding is an old wine addict, and he can't drink without drinking.

If you want to say how he met this senior Ding who loves to drink, you have to start before he left home...

When he was at home, Muzi never allowed him to drink, but he made good wine and had fun all day long.The smell of wine over the years has already turned him into a little drunkard from a gentleman.Ever since he left home, he has been like a wild horse, unable to stop once he drank.One day, in a tavern, I met Ding Jiusan, who was not drunk in a thousand cups.Since then, the two have become acquaintances who forget the years and are friends in wine.

But it's not a problem to be pestered by the other party to drink all day long!Therefore, in order to avoid the opponent's entanglement skills, his lightness skills have also become more and more advanced.

Seeing that Wu Que was evasive again, slippery like a fish, Ding Jiusan chuckled, his hand bowed like an eagle's claw, and attacked towards the other party, Wu Que's figure flashed, and the two of them exchanged hands on the stairs of the inn.

"Giggle..." A clear female voice sounded like a yellow oriole, "Brother Hua, I'm so excited..." The girl's face was covered with silk gauze, so she couldn't see her face clearly, only her white chin was exposed. The ice-blue snow-rolled fine gauze skirt, the mandarin duck and white jade pendant hung on the waist, and the lotus steps lightly moved, bringing the tinkling silver bells, ethereal and melodious, as if they came from the sky.

Her beautiful eyes are as smooth as pearls, round and full, and radiant.His eyes are like autumn water, and he stares at him with tenderness and affection.

Wu Que's handsome and elegant smile with a slight spring breeze froze for a rare moment.

"Hey, boy, Peach Blossom is here for you!" Old Man Ding blinked his small eyes like black beans, and smiled ambiguously.

The woman walked unhurriedly, very rhythmically, her skirt swayed, and the faint fragrance floated, her figure swayed like an orchid in an empty valley, with a special charm.

"Miss Bing..." Wu Que was about to say something, when suddenly a soft female voice, as sweet as honey, came from the guest room upstairs.

"Brother Hua, who is this big sister?" Aggressive footsteps came from upstairs, and the flamboyant figure that was as red as a rose came into view.

The fiery red Qianshui skirt makes the girl more delicate and cute, as bright as a flower.She blinked her big watery eyes, tugged at the hem of her perfect clothes, and asked pretending to be ignorant.

The woman in blue couldn't help turning her gaze to the charming and charming young girl. The girl was not afraid. When the two looked at each other, there seemed to be thunder, crackling, and lightning flashing.

"Hey!" Old man Ding winked at Wu Que, shook his head and recited a poem, "A boy who is not flirtatious is in vain...tsk tsk..." With his hands behind his back, he swayed downstairs to watch the play.

The two women were looking at each other, assessing their opponent's combat effectiveness.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew up, rolling down three or four dead leaves, fluttering with the wind, and rustling down.A group of white-clothed men came from the sky carrying sedan chairs, their lightness skills were excellent, and they stepped on waves without a trace.

Four white-clothed men lifted their sedan chairs to the ground, and a girl with a clear face and raised eyebrows walked into the shop with her chin slightly raised.The tone was extremely arrogant, "Shopkeeper, my lady in this store bought it."

The shopkeeper looked at the fierce Jianghu people around him, and said submissively, "But this..."

"Do you know who my lady is?! You still don't drive these bastards out!" The woman sneered, glanced around, and found that they were all powerful quacks, so she used her internal strength.And almost everyone could hear her words clearly.

"You, what are you talking about, little bastard?!" Several big men held their knives with anger on their faces, and slapped the table, and the wooden table immediately dispersed.

The woman smiled sarcastically, thinking in her heart that she was overconfident.With a slight wave of his slender hands, a few throwing knives came to the opponent in the blink of an eye.

Seeing this, Wu Que mobilized his inner strength and waved his sleeves to block.The strong wind rushed over, "Ding ding ding..." The flying knives seemed to make a clanging sound as they hit the metal, and they fell to the ground one after another.

"Who are you?!" The woman looked at Wu Que in amazement. You must know that she had put in all her efforts to establish her prestige.Those who can move the wind and block the knife should never be underestimated.

"I'm Hua Wu Que." The white-clothed young man's figure was as startling as a dragon, and he settled down in front of her eyes, "There are still many martial arts fellows in the inn, can you..."

"Why?!" The woman interrupted him, her eyebrows raised, her face full of coquettishness.

"Why do you talk like that, Brother Hua, she is not reasonable at all!" The girl in red came forward, slightly frowned, her eyes were full of autumn water, and she said apologetically for Wu Que.

"Little girl, you are looking for death!" The woman glared angrily, seeing that she was about to hurt someone if she disagreed with her.

"Tch, I'm not afraid of you, a vicious bitch!" The other party stuck out his tongue playfully, but pressed the iron chain whip on his waist with his hand.

"Lian'er, that's enough! Don't insult my colorful family's reputation!" A fairy-like female voice came from the sedan chair.

"Who are you?!" The red-clothed girl looked into the sedan chair and pouted, "You must be an ugly girl if you're putting on airs!"

"Red clothes!" Wu Que frowned, with a bad tone.

"I know~" Hong Yi pouted.

"Little girl, Palace Master of the Colorful Gate——Qicaixue." Along with the white gauze floating, the woman in a snow gauze fringed skirt came slowly.

As soon as she came out, she immediately attracted everyone's attention. She raised her chin slightly, her eyes were full of pride, her figure was like snow and frost, she was unparalleled in beauty.

"Wow! Your chin is so sharp! It must be an awl face!" Hongyi screamed and laughed.

Following the voice of the red-clothed woman, everyone looked at the chin of the white-clothed woman...it was really like an awl, like a sharp knife point, making one wonder if it would pierce the chest!

Muzi sat behind the wooden table in the corner with a bamboo hat, covered his mouth and smiled secretly.

This drama of the time traveler competing for a husband, tsk tsk, is really ingenious~

Xiaohua, Xiaohua, it's really pitiful, pitiful.Who told you to be a pig's foot~

"What are you laughing at?" The hoarse voice suddenly came from beside him, making him choke and cough again and again.

"Old man, why am I laughing? It's none of your business." Muzi glanced at old man Ding, then shifted his gaze to the front, where the invisible smoke of gunpowder was filling the battlefield of husband fighting.

"It's better for women not to be so rude." The old man shook his head and stroked his beard to persuade him.

"Why don't you tell those people if you have a feeling." There was a sneer on the corner of his lips, and he raised his hand to signal forward.

"Hehe..." The old man laughed awkwardly, and said nothing more.

25. Peerless Twins

The battle between the three time-traveling women is like a battlefield without gunpowder, and the curtain officially kicks off in an inn full of people from the rivers and lakes in the background.

Tsk tsk... Muzi propped his chin up, with a smile on his lips, his eyes were like stars, watching a scene not far away with great interest.I thought leisurely in my heart, pig's feet are a good thing to attract hatred, tsk tsk, watching these three ladies fight with each other, their mouths are full of swords, and their eyes are flying.

Therefore, things like traversers are swarms of locusts, two or three are fine for the time being, and it doesn't matter.Once it floods, it will be a disaster.

He doesn't have the idea of ​​helping people clean up the mess, and watching theater is one of his hobbies.If you don't watch it now, when will you wait?

There are quite a few people who have the same thoughts as Muzi, among them the old man Ding beside him is the most.Although he is a perfect friend, he has no intention of drawing his sword to help when he sees injustice.In his old man's words, it is better to demolish a temple than ruin a marriage.If the boy's true destiny is among them, wouldn't he cause a lot of trouble if he stepped in?

On the face of the girl in red, she looked innocent and pure, ignorant of worldly affairs.But the mouth is like a machine gun, firing shells puff puff, and stabbing people's scars with every sentence. This mouth cannon is quite sharp, it is really top-notch!

And the 'Little Dragon Girl' in white, who was attacked by her ruthless words, was not to be outdone, and naturally pinched each other.There are still subordinates behind him helping out, fueling one's own arrogance!

The woman in the icy blue skirt was rather reserved, standing there slim and graceful, with a figure like a willow in the wind, with a pair of water-cut autumn pupils, her eyes flickering, and her gaze was perfect.

"Brother Hua, why don't we sit down and catch up on the past." She said softly, still so ethereal and melodious, like a fairy.

Wu Que let out a low sigh, and thought with lowered eyes, this kind of arena is really tiresome.This seemingly peaceful martial arts world actually hides conspiracies and tricks.There is no such joyful kindness and hatred in the master's narration, it is chic and comfortable.He took a deep breath and was about to reject the other party...

"Boy, kid! Come and sit here! Here!" Old Man Ding's voice sounded like timely rain.

A smile flashed across Wu Que's face, reaching directly to his eyes, adding a bit of warmth and elegance.

"Brother Hua, why don't we sit together."

As soon as these words came out, the smile on Wu Que's face froze, and he sighed from the bottom of his heart, and he didn't say any more words of rejection.He pulled himself together and said with a smile, "Miss Bing, please."

"Hey~ why are you leaving?" Seeing that, the old man hurriedly grabbed Muzi who stood up and was about to get out of the way, with a sly gleam in his eyes.

Muzi rolled his eyes and thought, he knew he couldn't hide it from the old man.Although this old man Ding looks like a bad old man, as a martial arts senior, how could he be so weak.With a smile on his lips, he said calmly, "Why don't you leave?"

"Hee hee..." The old man smiled comprehensibly, with wretched eyes, and said, "I know, I understand~ Don't worry, old man, I am optimistic about you!"

Hey, old man, don't make up your mind too much, hey!

He stared at the sky speechlessly, but in just a short while, Wu Que led the three time-traveling women and they all stepped forward and sat down.

Nima, why did you suddenly become four people? !

Wu Que's face was full of helplessness, it was really hard work, it can be seen that pig's feet are not easy to be!

He sighed, originally thinking, if he wears pig's feet one time, and then builds a harem of soft girls, hugging left and right to enjoy the blessings of everyone, that would be the bliss in the world.Seeing that the pig's feet were so miserable now, he immediately gave up the idea of ​​building a harem.

To be a pig's foot, you must have a strong mental strength to withstand the torture of women's mouth skills and the nonsense life.Anyway, he didn't have one, let's forget about being a pig's foot.

The three time-traveling women were restless when they sat down. Seeing that there was a woman in white on the wooden bench with a good demeanor, they immediately felt a sense of crisis.

Among them, the woman in red turned her beautiful eyes, her eyes slanted, and she preemptively said, "This sister, are you also Brother Hua's friend?"

This sentence seemed insignificant, but it instantly caught the attention of the other two.

"No," Muzi smiled with his lips curled up, his words were as cold as the bright moon, and his words contained sarcasm, "I can't afford to be your elder sister."

Hearing this, Hong Yi's face turned pale, her bright eyes watered, and she flung her glances at Wu Que, showing weakness, "Brother Hua..." How could this elder sister speak like this.

Before she could utter the second half of the sentence, she saw Wu Que's blank expression. She panicked, pulled up her sleeves and whispered, "Brother Hua, what's wrong with you?"

"Master?!" Wu Que didn't notice the woman beside him at all, but looked at the person in front of him with surprise on his face.

Muzi squinted his eyes and smiled, nodded and said, "Xiao Wuque, it seems that you are doing well."

Wu Que blushed, making his face as flawless as jade.

"Invite the moon!?" At this moment, the three time-traveling women spoke at the same time, and the unanimity made others puzzled.

Wu Que's complexion suddenly changed after the three bewildered invitations, his eyes filled with murderous intent, his smile turned cold, he turned his eyes to stare at the three of them, and said sternly, "How did you know that?!"

Mu Dan opened the white gauze hat, with a smile on his face, looking at the three time-traveling women in front of him with a smile.

With these three simultaneous sounds, there was a lot of hatred suddenly, and the atmosphere that had just subsided was fueled by fire again, burning blazingly.Countless pairs of eyes belonged to quacks, looking towards this side without blinking.I happened to see the scene where Muzi took off his bamboo hat...

She is dressed in white snow, with long hair like clouds, graceful and graceful, her appearance can compete with the sun and the moon, her temperament is beyond dust, like a moon fairy in the sky, she is so beautiful that she is not like ordinary people.The three time-traveling women just now were overshadowed by her.Just like the comparison between genuine and inferior products, people can distinguish the survival of the fittest at a glance.

She really deserves to be the number one beauty in Jianghu—the Grand Master of Yihua Palace invites the moon!

The three time-traveling women, who were so frightened by Wu Que's face-changing stunt, couldn't help but their eyes flickered, and they argued with different opinions.

Wu Que's eyes are constantly changing, the only constant is the cold killing intent that slowly disappears in the depths of his eyes.For him, the most important person in this world is his master.When he first entered the rivers and lakes, he had heard many rumors that Yaoyue was the grand lord of Yihua Palace, the best in martial arts in the world, although he looked like a fairy, he was cruel and cruel, like ice, not like a real person.While making people in the Jianghu crave for it, they are also very afraid of it.

But, in his memory, his Master Yaoyue.She is a woman who is lazy by nature and enjoys drinking all day long, but her smile is as warm as the wind, and her eyes are as bright as the moon.Not as arrogant and indifferent as the rumors say, cruel and ruthless.These rumors are just hearsay, and these people are just saying that grapes are sour.As for why the master took him to live in seclusion in the market, he didn't know, and he didn't need to know.The only thing he knows is that she is his Master Yaoyue, and that is enough.

He closed his eyes, a trace of tenderness flashed in his eyes.

Seeing this, Muzi smiled lightly, causing a sudden gasp, this beautiful woman's smile is really peerless, overwhelming the country and the city!

In a blink of an eye, his face was covered with frost, with a sneer on his lips, his eyes were like blades, he glanced around, overflowing with murderous intent, which made all the quacks chill to their bones.

"Wu Que...Master is waiting for you in the private seat on the second floor." He raised his eyebrows and smiled slightly, his figure graceful, like a jade tree being blown by the wind, a bud being wrapped in snow, and the moon melting in the cold.Although the pace is slow, the blink of an eye is fleeting.It can be seen that the skill is so high that it should be called the No. 1 martial arts!

"Yo yo~ boy, your master is No. 1 in Jianghu, you didn't tell me!" After Muzi left, old man Ding's face returned to normal, and he looked at Wu Que and winked and teased.

"..."

Muzi's ears moved slightly, and the voice behind him was reflected in his ears.He chuckled, recklessly.Sitting obliquely on the wooden chair, the posture is relaxed.Guess what those time-traveling women will say about him?It's really exciting...

He didn't pay much attention to the skills of the time-traveling girls.Looking at these women, although they have martial arts, they are still very limited. If you want to overthrow him, it will be difficult to reach the sky!Besides, he was very bored, wouldn't it be fun to have a bunch of clowns?

Muzi, who is just YY and cheerful, forgets that there is such a thing in the world called—Gold Finger!

26. The Walking Dead

Muzi's face was full of anger, and he beat the bed hard to vent his anger, cursing loudly, "Damn it, hate it, hate it... damn it!!!"

How could he die in such an aggrieved way? !He is already No. 1 in the martial arts world, but he is absolutely unwilling to be killed by this group of traversers! ! .

He looked at the bed in grief and indignation, gritted his teeth, and looked fiercely in his eyes.One can't help but suspect that the soft bed in front of him is a thorn in his side, a thorn in his flesh!

At the beginning, he thought that no matter how good a traverser is, there is a limit.The most they can stir up the miasma of this world is as good as the sky.But it is absolutely impossible to overthrow him who is No.1 in martial arts!Later, the facts told him that he would pay the price in blood if he underestimated the time traveler and the "time travel girl".

After traveling through several times, the accumulated qualification capital made him look down on the group of traversers as if standing on a giant.Naturally, arrogance arose in my heart, thinking that I had a super cheat and was born to be a super person, so it was amazing.While complacent, he lost his usual caution.As a result, it didn't take long for a big mallet to fall from the sky, which knocked him dizzy and stared at him.

He has cheats, so others don't have cheats? !Of course it's impossible!The time-traveling girls have all kinds of powerful and unparalleled abilities, and they are familiar with the plots they think.Therefore, in order to prevent Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque from killing each other, the first person to get rid of is the cruel and perverted Yaoyue in the article!

The time-traveling girls gathered together for their own interests.I don't know what method he used to cure Yan Nantian, and he also bought a lot of killers to join the battle. After this kind of wheel battle, even if he is, he will be tired.However, those time-traveling girls are still hiding in the distance, all kinds of skills are like colorful fireworks crackling and attacking.

Under these rounds of bombardment, no matter how good he is, he can't live at this time!It didn't take a while to get the lunch box.

"Papapa!!" Muzi slapped himself fiercely, his face turned red, and a few irregular red clouds appeared on his pale face.

You idiot!You are missing!you!You thought you were going north, but in fact you were going south....

But luckily, not everything is so sad.In the "Peerless Twins", he showed his might and beheaded a lot of martial arts figures, and cheated on the time-traveling girl with golden fingers.Therefore, the level also rushed to the level.Looking at the number that was finally reaching its peak, a smile finally appeared on his face.

However, do you feel relieved about the rippling bullshit of the system now? !Don't you think it's too early? !

Looking out of the window, the night is ending and the sun is rising.Muzi rubbed his eyes and yawned, thinking to himself, it's only six o'clock, just in time to get back to sleep.Afterwards, he fell headlong into bed and fell into a dream after a while.

As soon as he got home, Muzi's whole body appeared in a state of homelessness, the lazy factor spread all over his body, and he sat down in front of the computer, unable to move his feet.

He sat quietly in front of the 32-inch computer screen, eating potato chips like a little mouse, while watching the latest update of the second season of The Walking Dead.

The screen is full of flesh and blood flying around, thumping, blah, blah~~.

In fact, from the ten high-level comics on his computer, it can be seen that Muzi is a person who likes heavy mouth.As for heavy-duty movies, American dramas are the most, such as the ancestor of zombie movies-Resident Evil.Later Dawn of the Dead, The Walking Dead, and more.

However, he likes zombie movies, not because of their bloody heavy mouth, but because he likes YY.Looking at the pig's feet in the play, the chic and agile skills, sharp and powerful attacks, and the unbeatable Xiaoqiang's life and so on.All made him, who used to be a petty citizen, very envious.He always fantasizes that one day he can become such a person.

Since then, he has fallen in love with zombie movies, and fancied that the end of the world is coming, what zombies, what insects are invading... and he is the pig's foot in Qidian's novel, accepting younger brothers, building a harem, pushing.... .

Wow haha... .

In Muzi's joyous flirting, time wandered around, and it was the day when a new world opened.

'Ding, welcome players to The Walking Dead, get the character identity Zombie Brother, click PSP for details. '

"Yo yo yo~ Everyone, come, come, welcome, newcomer heck~" The rotten arm with only half of it left patted Muzi's shoulder heavily, making a thumping sound.

Muzi moved his mouth, but found that his throat was dry, as if his vocal cords were broken, and he couldn't make any sound.

Looking at the surrounding environment again, in the dark underground waterway, red-eyed zombie rats scurry all over the ground.Surrounding him were three deformed zombies, either with severed hands or severed brains.He swallowed violently, his back felt chills, Nima, what's going on?Did the system throw him among the zombies because you had a brain twitch? ! ! .

"Newcomers, come here, introduce yourself!" The zombie, covered in carrion and surrounded by flies, slapped him on the back with a half-cut hand.

Damn it, let's talk about zombies! ! !Muzi's face was full of horror, watching the extremely distorted and disgusting zombie's face in the movie at close range, he felt his brain convulse violently, and the veins in his temples throbbed.

"What's the matter? The newcomer..." The half-handed zombie faced him, showing a sunny smile.

Seeing the rotten mouth of the half-armed zombie with only the gums left, a few corpse maggots shuttled through the flesh.Muzi didn't bring it up in one breath, his head froze instantly and the screen went black, and he screamed in his heart, Ya Die! ! !Then, with a plop, he fell to the ground.

"Old man, what are you doing?" The zombie whose head was split in half and withered brains leaking out on his face looked at the half-armed zombie with displeasure.

"Old man, it's not easy for you to stun the newcomer." The zombie armor, which was eaten with only bones left, was covered in rotten skin.He caught a corpse maggot and chewed it with relish.After eating, he still used his bones-only fingers to dig out his mouth.

"Ah, ah, what should I do? I, I, I didn't do it on purpose." The half-armed zombie looked innocently at his shriveled and rotten palm.

"What can I do?!" Zombie A curled his lips, pinched a corpse maggot from the only fleshy skin, put it in his mouth, chewed it, and said, "Since you fainted, you can lift it up." Let's go."

"Yes, yes, yes!" The zombie nodded repeatedly.

Zombie A looked at the zombie, "Silly, are you stuttering too?"

"No!" The zombie denied it.

"Silly silly, it's not stuttering, he's arrogant!" the zombie stammered.

"That's not it!" The zombie denied it again, but under the eyes of the zombie and zombie A, his voice became softer.

"Ahem..." Zombie A clenched his fist and coughed a few times, waved his bone hand holding the maggots, commanded the zombie, and said, "Lift up, let's go."

"Grandpa is dead!" The zombie saluted, and picked up a muddy zombie tree on the ground.

Zombie A expressed his satisfaction, glanced at the two younger brothers, raised his head and said, "Are we?"

"The zombies are big and big!" The zombies and the zombies stood up straight and answered in unison.

"What is our slogan?"

"Zombie, I'm the best zombie, huh~" twisted her buttocks, winked and blew kisses.

"Very good," Zombie A nodded and said, "Let's go dog!"

"dog Dog Dog!"

27. The Walking Dead

The meeting hall on the first floor, which perfectly interprets the mess, seems to be the street after the city management came, only the dirt and garbage left by the small vendors after the storm.

At this moment, in the huge conference hall, there are more than a dozen zombies sitting sparsely, with various ferocious appearances, which shows how tragic it was before death.On the gray and white wall directly opposite the conference hall, there were a few large characters crookedly written in blood—'Orientation Meeting'.

A lame elderly zombie swayed through the crooked seats, walked up to the podium and stood still, shook hands and coughed a few times, and said, "Zombie comrades, everyone... good evening."

"Hello, Uncle Liu!" The dozen or so zombies in the audience said in unison.

"Comrades, you have worked hard!"

"Serve the zombies!"

"..."

After a few polite words, Uncle Liu's speech entered today's topic.He smiled and said, "Today!! is our annual Newcomer Zombie Orientation Conference!" As soon as he finished speaking, there was warm applause from the audience.

Uncle Liu smiled in satisfaction at the support from the zombies, his wrinkled and rotten face added a bit of humor to the terror.Just listen to him continue, "I don't want to talk nonsense, let's go straight to the topic! First, invite the person who discovered the newcomer Zombie Little A—the team leader of Passerby A to speak on stage, everyone applaud!" Uncle Liu took the lead in applauding, flipping through the carrion. The palm of his hand slapped the ground with crumbs of meat.

"Yah Izz...Ding Dang Dang..." Two zombies emerged from the stage, one was playing the suona, the other was beating the gong and drum.

"Papa, papa..." bursts of applause from the audience.

"Hehe, good evening everyone..."

Muzi's eyelids moved, and the passionate and high-pitched voices of 'humans' came from his ears, accompanied by loud applause from time to time.He couldn't help but wonder if he was under the stage of a celebrity's speech.

He slowly opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was the gray ceiling covered with irregular brown spots. He vaguely thought, where is this?

"...It just so happens that our rookie A is also awake, so let him express his feelings as a rookie! Everyone applauds and welcomes!"

"Papa papa..." Intense applause, wave after wave.

Just as Muzi got up dizzy, the person behind him slapped him on the back and said, "Little AAA, you're awake, it's up to you to speak on stage."

He staggered a few steps, and rushed to the front of the stage. Why did this stammer seem familiar?He was wondering in his heart, but suddenly remembered that someone said that he would be invited to speak in front of the podium just now, and he panicked and was at a loss.

"Little A, talk..." Someone whispered behind him.

He quickly stood up straight, his cheeks were stained with red clouds, and he lowered his eyes slightly, not daring to look down from the stage.Pretentiously coughing a few times, I feel that my throat is not so dry and hoarse, and I can barely growl a few words.

But when he just said, "My name is, I accidentally caught a glimpse of more than a dozen horrible-looking zombies sitting under the stage, with fiery eyes staring at him.

You big headed ghost!

Nima, there are so many zombies in the audience, are they waiting for lunch? !

Brother System, you are too /□/, aren’t you? !

If this continues, he will definitely be the worst human being to die!

Will it, will it?Absolutely!

In an instant, countless torn apart, five horses dismembered...the tragic scene after that flashed through his mind.Under the various imaginings that spread in an instant, he was short of breath, and before he could catch his breath, he rolled the whites of his eyes, and fell to the ground again with a bang.

"Hurry up, drag little A down quickly..." Zombie A hurriedly ordered old B to do things, pushed the dazed silly E, and rushed to the stage in order to steal the spotlight, and said with a smile on his face, "I'm so sorry, we The newcomer in the group, Xiao A, was so excited that he fainted because he participated in the big rally for the first time. Next, I, passer-by, will perform an original song for everyone, as a way of apologizing."

"Music!" Zombie Armor flicked his finger.

"Ding ding dong dong, ding ding dong dong..."

"My school gate is always open and waiting for you with open arms

After hugging, there will be a tacit understanding, you will fall in love with this place

No matter how far or near, they are good zombies, please don't be shy

Let's make an appointment together, zombies welcome you

Happiness is indispensable to you

Our Zombie Big Big Family

You are welcome, you are welcome..."

One month later, Muzi was forced to accept the fact that he was no longer human.He can't accept it...

You see, in the muddy muddy water, the dirty, rotten skin, pus-feeding worm's head reflected in the muddy water is what he looks like now.He thought bitterly, although he looks a little frustrated, a little ugly, a little dirty, a little disgusting...but at least he is still healthy.Seeing that most of the zombies are missing arms, legs, and heads, this condition is very precious at this moment.

Although it's not that healthy... He couldn't help but move his eyes down, looking at his belly, which was wide open, and the inside was empty, leaving only the dry and smelly skin covering the bones.The only viscera remained were a few severed intestines, still hanging out of the ribs.

He pinched a few pieces of dry intestines in his hands like treasures, and then carefully put them back into his ribs. This is his only organ, he... must cherish it! !

"Little A, you are tidying up your intestines again?" Old B's simple and honest voice sounded from behind him, and then he slapped him on the shoulder again, making his body thump and suffocate ring.

Muzi twitched the corner of his mouth, stood up and replied, "This is the only decoration I have left, if I don't cherish it, it will be gone."

"It's better for a man to be naked, what kind of decorations do you want, look at me, this is a pure man!" Zombie A said shamelessly, turning around in front of the younger brothers, showing off his muscles and skin skeleton.

Pure your sister's father!He doesn't even have a skeleton, how dare he call him a pure man? !He rolled his eyes and complained inwardly.

"By the way, I almost forgot the business!" Zombie A patted his head and said with a smile, "Look at my memory, it's not good to lose my brain."

"Boss, what's the matter?" Silly E finally found a chance and interjected.

"Silly silly, don't interrupt!"

"I don't have it!"

"Shut up! Really, let little A worry about it." After Zombie A finished cursing, his tone turned serious, and said, "Listen well, tonight, the boss of our zombie family is coming to the West District for inspection. Please behave yourself one by one, don't quarrel all day long. If the inspection team hears about it, it will affect our entire West District..." Zombie A warned the three younger brothers, nagging like an old woman.

Hearing passerby A's chanting, Muzi gradually recalled the history of the zombies.

In the year XX, the whole world was under the natural disaster of zombies, and less than one thousand human beings survived. In the year OOXX, except for a few fixed bases, almost all cities were reduced to a paradise for zombies. In the year OOXX, all human beings perished, and the first zombie with intelligence was born at the same time.

And here is City X, which used to be a prosperous and magnificent metropolis, but after the zombie disaster, it was surrounded by a desolate and bleak scene.

And the first zombie with intelligence was born here.Intelligent zombies do not need to eat or drink. Although their appearance is terrifying, they possess all kinds of strange abilities.

Slowly, more and more intelligent zombies began to form organizations, seize territory, and kill their own kind just like humans.In a certain year, a certain zombie discovered that after killing a zombie that also possesses intelligence, it will form a strengthening crystal, and after the crystal is converted, it can absorb it and improve its own strength.This discovery directly led to the intensification of the battle among the zombies...

The big family of zombies that Team A of Passers-by belongs to is also one of the mid-level forces in City X, owning three territories: the West District, the South District, and the Southwest Suburbs.

Generally speaking, the safety of his body is not a problem for the time being.But he predicts that this kind of peaceful life will not last long.From the boss's order, gather newcomers everywhere, and accumulate strength, you will know that war is coming...

At dusk that day, the sky was covered with lead clouds, and the gloomy weather seemed to herald the coming of a heavy rain.

At this time, 90.00% of the zombies in the West District gathered together, filling the entire conference hall.

"...Boss is here to inspect the West District, it is our honor..."

After Lao Liu, the manager of the West District, finished speaking on stage, there was only silence in the hall.

Affected by the atmosphere, Muzi couldn't help holding his breath, his eyes followed the crowd, and looked towards the door.At this time, I only heard the sound of loud and orderly footsteps, sounding from the door, breaking the quiet atmosphere that could be heard falling needles.

One person is in front, and three people are behind him, walking against the light.

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