Observation Diary in Yokohama

Zhong Yuanzhong has not been out of the house for several days.

It's not because the person living downstairs is the last person he wants to see in his life, and he doesn't even want to be seen by him.According to his estimation, the person living downstairs should have been dealing with the "artificial spell spirit" for a while, but he doesn't know what happened in the middle, since he came back a few days earlier.

Ah this

This is different from what he thought!

Originally, he planned to take advantage of this time to establish a good relationship with his target task, but what happened?As a result, he squatted at home and ate takeaway for a few days :)

One thing to say, the taste of the takeaway from this place where I live is really bad.

Why not cook for yourself?

How about giving him a chance to let him go out, hey!

When I think about it, I will encounter a mackerel when I go downstairs, and I may encounter a mackerel when I come back... Fuck, I can’t think about it, it’s so scary.

After meeting Mackerel, I'm afraid his good days are coming to an end, and he doesn't want to be choreographed in public.Forget it, think about it this way, the takeaway seems to be pretty good?

Oh, it's all an illusion.

Zhong Yuanzhong also angrily took a mouthful of the cold meal.

Why not warm it up in the microwave when it arrives?

Oh, because he hasn't bought it yet, that's why.

After such a miserable life, no matter how I think about it, I feel that it is the fault of the dead mackerel.

After finishing today's lunch hastily, Zhong Yuanzhong also cleaned up the table casually.In fact, there is nothing to deal with, after all, there is only one takeaway box on the table.Just pick it up and throw it in the trash.

When he walked in front of the trash can, the expression on his face could hardly be maintained.He was obviously smiling, but for some reason, no matter how he looked at it, he felt a hideous feeling, as if he had collapsed.

The sapphire-like eyes are full of anger. If you look carefully, you will find a trace of struggle deep in the pupils, as if you are making a major decision.

Nakahara Chuya is really not in a good mood now, and even question marks appear in his mind.

Why in this trash can, all the takeaway boxes are thrown in.The small body is full of unbearable things in life.There are round takeaway boxes and square takeaway boxes that are discarded in it.All the boxes, big and small, were piled up on it, standing there tremblingly, and they were strong enough not to fall apart.

Suddenly, I felt like I couldn't put the one in my hand.

At this moment, he finally realized a problem, that is, he hadn't gone out for several days, and he hadn't thrown away the garbage for several days.So the problem he had to solve was how to avoid a certain annoying mackerel and go downstairs in a fair and honest manner.

Um......

Can't think of it XD

Zhongya Nakahara had been standing in front of the closet for a long time, he looked at the clothes in the closet that could be counted with one hand and remained silent.

Look at this set of clothes, white shirt, black vest, black suit jacket, black suit pants, it looks very good.

But it is the inexplicable advantage that is familiar.

He glanced down at himself.

Oh, same thing :)

After choosing carefully, I found that there are no clothes with good concealment. He can't be dressed the same as when he came last time, can he?The current weather and that outfit are completely out of the same dimension.

After struggling for a long time, he decided to keep his original appearance. He couldn't meet the person downstairs by such a coincidence, right?

No way?

......

Yes, it will.

Sure enough, I can't talk too much.

Looking at the two people who were about to walk into the elevator, the mackerel and the mission target, he suddenly lost his voice.

Hehe, what a coincidence.

Osamu Dazai did not expect his luck to be so good today.

See what he caught?A slug~

rare slug~

Originally, he resisted being forced to go to the supermarket, but at this moment, he suddenly came back to life.

Although it is normal to know that Zhongyuan Zhong also lives here, it is really... impossible to describe in words to meet such a "coincidence".

According to the thoughts of a certain black-hearted leader, since he knew that the "artificial magic spirit" was related to Hoshihara Kazuya and the white-haired magician, he would not fail to do some small tricks.It's like sending your capable subordinates over to keep an eye on what's going on here all the time.

He also gambled with Edogawa Ranpo out of boredom, betting when the slug would be exposed in front of him.At that time, I just said something very fast, but I didn't expect that it was really fast.

It's just... His eyes drifted to the garbage bag in the hand of the person standing at the corner of the elevator.

Hmph, it turned out to be because of this.

The eating and drinking of these days automatically appeared in my mind, and a strange sense of superiority emerged spontaneously.

Ha, I didn't expect you to eat takeaway every day!The Mafia cadre with a pile of expensive wine in the wine cabinet turned out to be so mixed up that he could only eat takeaway!Still eat for a few days!

Could it be that he stayed at home these days and didn't come out?Then the takeaway staff who appear frequently these days can explain it.

From the corner of the eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the expression of the little neighbor next to him, and when he caught a slightly surprised emotion, a bad idea slowly emerged in his heart.

The corner of Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched into a secret smile, and his eyes narrowed slightly, covering the flashing light inside.

Calmly inserted into the middle of two people, forming a standing scene of slug, self and neighbor.

"Eh? You're not that..." He couldn't finish his sentence, his expression was tangled, and he pretended to be "I know you, but I can't remember it".

"What is it called? Hey, I can't remember it for a while."

This is the state that makes a certain slug start to worry XD

Regardless of whether Zhongyuan believed it or not, Xingyuanhe on the other side was also a little surprised.His pupils widened slightly, revealing the emotions in his eyes.

He glanced at the ochre-haired young man standing in the corner with a garbage bag, and then glanced at his neighbor who was smiling and looking back at him, left and right, and couldn't help but marvel at the wide range of Dazai Osamu's friends.

Because I always feel that these two people are not the type to get along well, and their occupations are very different. One is an Internet teacher who often stays at home, and the other is a detective who has to deal with various commissions.

Unexpectedly, people who can't be beaten with a pole actually know each other.

"I didn't expect Mr. Dazai and Mr. Colleague to know each other. The two of you should have a good relationship, right? If I knew about this, I should have told you, Mr. Dazai, otherwise, you could meet earlier, so we can catch up on the old days." .”

There was a little remorse in the tone.

The corners of Dazai Osamu's mouth froze for a moment, but soon returned to normal, so fast that people didn't notice the momentary change in his expression.

When he heard this sentence, he felt like he had eaten a fly.Although this was his first start, but when he thinks that he has a good relationship with the slug... Forget it, I can't imagine it.

But thinking about his next plan, he suddenly felt that there was nothing to worry about.

Straightening his mind, he lowered his head slightly, and the hair around his ears fell down, blocking his eyes.The upward curve of the corners of the mouth also disappeared, and the mood of the whole person became depressed, and the hand that was placed on the trouser leg also pinched the clothes with some unease.

"That's not the case, it was all in the past. Now I don't even remember his name, it's a bit..." The latter words were not spoken.

"Damn, I often can't remember other people's names. I will suddenly forget, and then I will suddenly remember." Xingyuan Kazuya also said a few words of relief, stretched out his hand and gently patted the shoulders of the people around him twice, "But this I still have to seriously apologize for such a thing, forgetting someone's name or something...It's a bit too much no matter how you think about it."

"You're right." Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement, turned around, lowered his head slightly, and showed a nasty smile to the person in front of him at an angle that Hoshihara Kazuya couldn't see.

"Sorry! I didn't expect that we could meet now, what a coincidence! You live here too, why didn't you call me? You really shouldn't."

Shouldn't what?

Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fist, and almost threw the garbage bag in his hand.

I almost laughed angrily.

Don't slug bark too much, he will be a slug, do you think he can't understand the deep meaning in what he said?

Doesn't this mean that he is not worth remembering his name? Now let's talk about why he didn't call when he moved here.

?

Do you see the question mark above my head?

Why should the activities of hostile organizations be reported to you?Come on.

The most embarrassing thing is that he is obviously going to explode, but he still can't attack.Because it was hard to get acquainted in front of the mission target, and now I can't give up all my previous efforts.

Trying to show a smile, trying not to look so ferocious on his face, "No. After all, I won't be able to remember your name for a while now. Before we separated, you were still a vagrant with nothing to do, now Have you found a job yet? You can't keep gnawing at the old man!"

Dazai Osamu: "..." As expected of a slug, he walked into the pit by himself. Since he has taken the initiative, he can't hold back.

"Over the years, I have vaguely heard some rumors about you, saying that you are hanging out with a bunch of unscrupulous people, and it seems that you are still collecting protection money. Don't do such illegal things! I really hope it's fake news. "

Zhong Yuanzhong also almost bit his gums, and the expression on his face was uncontrollable for a while, almost showing his secrets, but the current expression is as distorted as it is.

"Of course you got it wrong, I have a serious job. I'm teaching online now, you damn blue and white...you bastard who disappeared for a long time and only appeared for me to remember."

I almost slipped my mouth, but fortunately, I reacted in time.

The moment he finished speaking, he felt bad.

Online teaching was originally a reason for nonsense, but now it is said in front of people who are cheating people to death...

to finish :)

Sure enough, the mackerel standing in front of him showed a suddenly enlightened expression.

With an exaggerated tone, he said: "Say it earlier! Is the Internet teaching others? What exactly is it teaching? Can I watch it? It's also a good choice to cheer you up!"

Chuya Zhongyuan: "..." Careless!

Damn it, don't stop him, he's going to throw the bag of garbage in his hand in the face of the smug man in front of him, and finally he can step on it twice.

Sure enough, nothing good happens when you meet a dead mackerel! ! !

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The author has something to say:

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hey!

I'm here again x

Push one of my own two words in advance (shy)

Interested little angels go and have a look (whisper)

It will probably be published in late January

Passionate writing (not)

The article is not long, it is a forum~

Title: "[Curse] The forum has been blocked again" CP5t5

Copywriting: [Forum body! ! ! 】

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I am an administrator of a forum, responsible for the content of the [Watering] section, and I check to see if there are any illegal posts.

On a calm day, a discordant post suddenly appeared on this board, and the title immediately caught my attention.

[Does anyone know how to catch up with Miss Administrator? ]

Oh, I know, it must be trying to get my attention.I sneered, and then I clicked on it outright.This is the first person who dared to blatantly violate the rules after so many years.

Clicking on it, the content of the main building instantly made me decide to block this post.

0L: The first step in chasing the administrator lady is to get her attention, I think she should click in XD

How can it be?

delete!Delete it immediately!

I thought there would be no follow-up to this matter, but what I didn't expect was that when I got up the next day, I saw such a post again, and it was also popularized by the onlookers who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal

Heartbroken, I silently clicked to delete the post again, and then silently sent a seven-day silence gift package to the host.I don't know why, but my intuition tells me that this matter is not over yet, and this landlord definitely has something to do.

Sure enough, after a day, I didn't feel surprised when I saw the hot post on the first page :)

Don't let me know which goddamn bastard did this! ! !

[Irrigation] The last item of the plate edition regulation

[Don't @administrator! 】

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note:

1.No.1 said, mixed with the third person

2.cp5t5, the post is made by him

3. Does not involve any plot

4. Forum body! ! !

5. ooc early warning

6. The text is not long