Reborn as Pea Shooter

On the seventh day of April, it is an auspicious day for marriage.

Ming Fei, the groom-to-be, was a little nervous.

He can't be nervous, even if he is going to get married today, he really can't figure out the boss's boss's boss... Please repeat ten times, simply put, the daughter of the ultimate boss of his company will fall in love with him at first sight. Falling in love three times will make a flash marriage!

He was a poor kid who grew up in an orphanage without a father or a mother. Which god did he fall in love with to have such luck?

The pie from the sky is still so huge that Ming Fei is dizzy from being smashed directly.

He was dizzy here, but his good buddies, three, four, five, and six were still awake.

Everyone is gearing up, looking forward to the ascension of chickens and dogs, but at the same time, they can barely maintain a little sense of normal people for the sake of brotherhood.

So Ah San warned: "The day before the wedding, you must not hold a bachelor party, so as not to miss the wedding and regret it later! For details, please refer to "Love X Apartment."

Ah Si stepped forward: "Before the wedding, you must carefully determine the bride's gender, and don't lose the chrysanthemum in the bridal chamber! For details, please refer to the XXX and OOO novels in X River Literature City!"

Ah Wu is not to be outdone: "During the wedding, we must pay close attention to everyone's dynamics, not only to prevent men from robbing the bride, but also to prevent women from robbing the bride. At the same time, we must also pay attention not to be robbed by men..."

Ah Liu went on to add: "Even if no one is robbing the groom and the bride, you still have to be careful of the father-in-law and mother-in-law being robbed... For details, please check the popular reposts on Weibo."

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So, on the night before the wedding, Ming Fei made up for "Love X Apartment", then reviewed XXX and OOO, and finally read all the Weibo reprints carefully. The next morning, with a pair of panda eyes, I walked to the wedding hall with confidence.

The bachelor party oversleeping crisis is over.

Greeting the bride and seeing the waves on her chest, I was also relieved about the sex.

There is only the most critical thing left.

Mingfei's nerves were tense, his arms were held by the bride, but his eyes were piercingly scanning all around for any men, women, children, cats and dogs who were trying to plot evil.

But because of his excessive concentration, he couldn't hear the bride whispering in his ear.

So, I walked through the long red carpet amidst the joyous wedding music, and when I was about to step up to the stage...

"boom!"

"Boom!!"

"what!!!"

The groom, who was looking around, kicked on the steps, lost his center of gravity, and perfectly interpreted the classic posture of a dog eating shit in a tiger landing style.

And because he fell forward, the forehead of the groom-to-be, who was not very high, just hit the sharp steps, and he immediately lost consciousness amidst the bride's tender screams.

Finally, at the end, Mingfei's inner scumbag finally resurrected on the spot and roared: "Accidentally make friends and encounter bad friends! Turn the table over, how come I don't have a friend who reminds him that 'there are steps under his feet'!"

"Mingfei, Mingfei, wake up..." The boy's voice was piercingly howling, "Get up...get up..."

Ming Fei, who had a splitting headache, finally couldn't take it anymore. He lifted the quilt and sat up awkwardly. The gunpowder in his heart was about to explode, but it went out instantly after opening his eyes.

Lying, lying, lying, lying... what the hell is going on?

This round, trumpet-like mouth, and the small mung bean-like eyes protruding from the mouth, can be regarded as the greenness of the head and the yellow... leaves that are raised upwards at the back of the head?

Mingfei was shocked, really shocked.

He didn't feel sleepy at all, he took a big step back, and finally distanced himself from the unknown creature.

But this distance, the shock in his heart only increased. When he looked at it from a distance, this unknown creature actually became more familiar.

Look at the green head, look at the slender branches and the four solid and full green leaves under the branches...

It turned out to be the classic cannon fodder weapon of a certain popular game-pea shooter!

Mingfei stared at it intently, but after looking at it for a while, he breathed a sigh of relief, muttering: "Which game fan is it, who bought such a big hand-made doll and threw it here!"

"What did you say?"

Mingfei just breathed a sigh of relief, but he suddenly brought it up, this... this doll has spoken...

Being stared at by him like this, 'Doll' seemed a little embarrassed, two leaves grew from the branch, it said coyly: "During your rest time, I'll go and dye the hair leaves , even if it looks good, you don't have to stare at it..." After finishing speaking, the yellow leaves on the back of his head trembled subtly.

Mingfei's body also trembled, and the 'doll' was still talking about how fashionable and incomparable his hair style is... But Mingfei couldn't listen at all, his eyes had already been completely attracted by the smooth mirror behind it past.

In the mirror, the pea shooter with the yellow leaves on its head is swaying from side to side and chatting enthusiastically, while the one in front of it, staring at the mirror closely is actually a living pea shooter... The only difference is that the leaves on top of its head are green of.

A bad premonition arises spontaneously.

Mingfei silently prayed to all the gods that the West and the East knew in his heart, then closed his eyes and lowered his head before slowly opening them.

Slender green trunk, plump and thick emerald green leaves...

A completely unfamiliar body, a weird feeling that cannot be ignored...

He...he was a common man who had lived for 25 years and was lucky enough to live a happy life with his beautiful wife. How could he become inhuman after a fall?Even falling into a vegetable is much better than directly falling into a plant!

With the reality of such a red fruit before his eyes, Ming Fei raised his head to the sky and screamed:

It is said that life is cheating everywhere, but cheating is so embarrassing!!