Reborn as Pea Shooter

It has been half an hour since he realized the reality, and Ming Fei woke up desperately from the state of pinching the yellow-haired thigh to pinching his own thigh.

The yellow pea is looking at him worriedly. Don’t ask Mingfei how he can tell whether a pea is worried. In fact, when you become a pea, your aesthetics will also become a pea...

Yellow Pea: "You...what's the matter with you?"

Mingfei looked at him: "Head is broken."

"Ah?!" Huangmao Pea's round mouth opened into a perfect circle, and after fully expressing her surprise, she immediately asked, "I... who am I?"

Mingfei stared at the swaying yellow leaves behind his head, and said in self-defeating, "Yellow hair."

"Ah! You kid, you really lied to me. You know I'm Huangmao, and you even said that I broke my head. You really scared me to death!" Huangmao Pea was visibly relieved.

Mingfei was stunned, he was just talking casually, but he was really called Huangmao!What kind of second-hand product is called such a name?

Huang Mao looked like two good brothers, he straightened his body and rubbed against him, and then said: "Don't sleep, let's go, I will take you out to see the world." After finishing speaking, he shook the yellow hair proudly. leaf.

Mingfei's head was full of black lines, and this continuous stimulation would be too much for him even if he was not a normal person, let alone a normal person.

The yellow fur had moved behind him and headed him, apparently trying to get him out of bed and out the door.

Ming Fei sighed for a long time, turned around with a disheartened face, and said earnestly to Huang Mao, "I really broke my head, I can't remember anything."

"But you know my name."

"Uh... I only remember your name."

Huangmao blinked his eyes.

Mingfei looked back at him very seriously, afraid that he would not believe it.

The next moment, Huang Mao's small mung bean eyes were filled with tears, and he shouted with a trembling voice, "Ming Fei!"

Ming Fei was taken aback, and asked, "What... what's wrong?"

Huang Mao was still staring at him, and suddenly stretched out a big leaf and slapped Mingfei's "weak" torso fiercely, crying: "You are really my good brother, good buddy, good friend, and you didn't forget me even when your head was broken." .I...I...I'm really touched!"

Ming Fei staggered when he slapped him, and he really didn't even have the energy to complain when he heard his words again.

Huang Mao once again grasped the place that might be Ming Fei's neck, and said solemnly: "Brother! Since you value so much friendship, I, Huang Mao, must not let you down. Don't worry, I will cure your head!"

Mingfei was pinched so hard that he couldn't breathe, he said to himself, don't say heal his head, his head will almost be pinched off by you.

Huang Mao finally realized that he was a little too excited, and quickly let go of his hand, with an embarrassed expression on his face, like a big girl who just confessed her love.

After Mingfei coughed violently, he moved a proper distance from him, and then said calmly, "I just forgot something, just tell me about it."

Huang Mao immediately patted his chest and assured: "No problem!"

So, in the mode of question and answer, Mingfei finally managed to understand the environment he was in.

To put it bluntly, this is the real version of the universe upgrade of Plants vs. Zombies.Plants and zombies each occupy a galaxy, and have been enemies for generations, fighting each other to the death.

On Planet Palant, the inhabitants are countless plants.Zanmu Boxing is the base camp of the zombie clan.

The more Ming Fei listened, the more absurd he became, the more he wondered if he really broke his head, and now he is immersed in the world of mental illness, and he is infinitely flirting...

But the living yellow hair pea in front of him reminded him all the time that this flirt was a little too real.

The yellow hair is still singing the praises of Palant, the small eyes of the mung bean are shining, and the fat and tender leaves are clenched together, and he said with admiration: "Pallant will be prosperous today, and we will be so safe and healthy." It is our almighty King of Palantir, His Majesty Vala, who leads an invincible army to fight against Uncle Zan, and guards the countless Palantirians who are the guardians of the Tree of Life..."

"Your Majesty Fanla?" Ming Fei was puzzled, a king of plants?

Yellow-haired chicken blood: "Of course! Our Majesty is the greatest person! He is kind, compassionate, wise, wise, wise, knowledgeable, perfect and invincible..." Huang Mao racked his brains to present all the beautiful words to the emperor posture...

But Mingfei imagined an old pea with a white beard and a long white beard, holding a scepter in his hand and wearing a crown on his head. With a loud cry, thousands of plants knelt on the ground frantically... Shout out to the Spring and Autumn Period to unify the universe or something...

Shaking... He was shocked by his own brain supply, no matter how serious things were, once he changed to Pea's face full of joy, he would feel a little bit of embarrassment...

After Huang Mao told and praised the old Pea King (Ming Fei's brain supplement), after using all the vocabulary he had learned all his life, he finally turned the topic to Pea Mingfei.

All the plants on Palant are born from the thriving tree of life at the center of the planet, and Pea Mingfei is no exception.

Plants are first a seed. After breaking away from the tree of life, they float freely and come to all corners of the planet Palantir. Finally, they are collected in a nearby nursery and grow gradually after careful care and cultivation.

Germination and growth of tender leaves is similar to human infancy, and adolescence is reached when the trunk is raised and the mind is opened.

As for adulthood, Huang Mao, a minor, said that he hadn't touched it yet, and Ming Fei, an outsider, naturally didn't know.

Huang Mao and Pea Mingfei both grew up in the No.70 No. [-] nursery in the main city of Sarsha, and they are both peas, so their relationship is closer than other plants, and they are childhood sweethearts in the true sense.

According to Huang Mao, the plants that have reached the juvenile stage will leave the nursery and rush into the five main cities of Palant for the qualification assessment that will affect their lives.

And yesterday was Huangmao and Pea Mingfei's first day entering the main city of Salasa.

The two bumpkins, who had never seen the world, were shocked by the magnificence of the main city, and returned to the seedling house after playing around in the evening.

And because the moon was dark and the wind was high, Wandou Mingfei didn't pay attention to the white jade steps under her feet. One of them didn't jump well, fell down and passed out.

After that...Mingfei became Pea Mingfei...

The two babbled for more than an hour, and Huang Mao's mouth was dry, so he told Mingfei to let him wait, and then bounced out.

After a while, he came in again, holding a wooden vessel similar to a water basin carved with gorgeous embossed patterns in his hand, he jumped to stand in front of Ming Fei.

Mingfei glanced at it and asked, "What is this for?"

Huang Mao said: "After talking for a long time, you are not thirsty? Come and taste the clear spring water of Sarsha, it tastes wonderful." After speaking, he pushed the 'basin' in his hand in front of Ming Fei.

The container in front of me, which could be called a water basin, was full of clear water, which was crystal clear and exuded an indescribably pleasant smell.Mingfei glanced at it and was really thirsty. He just wanted to take a sip when he picked it up, but he stopped suddenly.

He suddenly remembered that he was not a human right now, since he was no longer a human, should he use his mouth to drink water?But the current body does have a mouth, what is the function of the mouth?Isn't it just eating and drinking...

Wait, this mouth does more than that. He has played Plants vs. Zombies NN times, and Peashooter spits out beans with just one mouth!

Can the place where the beans are spit out be used for water?The more Ming Fei thought about it, the bigger his head became, and he detoured himself into a dead end unknowingly.

And Huang Mao was looking at him eagerly, waiting for him to comment on the taste of the clear spring water. Mingfei hesitated for a long time, thinking of asking Huang Mao, but he was afraid of being laughed at by him. Imagine if someone asked you if you drink it with your mouth What about you, water?It is estimated that in addition to contempt and discrimination, he has to treat this person as a fool.

As soon as he thought of asking, he would be treated as a fool by Huang Mao, so Mingfei would make all kinds of troubles...

Huang Mao was still urging him: "Try, try, you can't drink such clear spring water in the nursery."

Ming Fei slandered, taste, taste, how do you want to taste!

After struggling with this and that for a long time, Mingfei's head that had been muddled by himself suddenly had an idea, isn't pea a plant, and anyone who has gone to elementary school will know how plants drink water, isn't it just absorbing water with their roots!

He looked again at the huge water basin in front of him, which was big enough to soak himself in, and suddenly realized.

That's right, as long as you stand in it, you can absorb water. Otherwise, why would you use such a large water basin? Naturally, it is tailor-made for the size of peas!

He pretended to cough, put the water basin in his hand on the ground, then tentatively stretched out the tip of the leaf to touch it, the short oil was quite cool.After hesitating for a while, he finally felt his heart sway, and jumped in with a plop...

The cool spring water instantly enveloped him with a faint fragrance, soaking the leaves and branches very comfortably, and the fatigue of the whole body disappeared in an instant. Mingfei half-closed his eyes, feeling that the taste of this clear spring water is indeed very wonderful.

His side is extremely comfortable, squinting his eyes and speaking lazily: "Huangmao, you can try it too, it's really good."

"..."

"Yellow hair?"

"..."

There was no response for a long time, Mingfei opened his eyes and looked at the past in doubt.

Huangmao is already stupid... His body is straight, his mouth is stretched into a perfect circle, pointing at Mingfei with the tip of the leaf, he said tremblingly: "You...you...you..." You haven't come out for a long time, Mung Dou rolled her eyes, leaned back and fell straight.

"Hey, what's wrong with you?!" Mingfei watched Huangmao pass out, and hurriedly wanted to jump out of the water basin, but his body was not so flexible after learning how to control Pea, so he jumped on the edge of the water basin without standing up. Steady, I sprinkled the whole pot of Salasa brand spring water all over the house.

And Mingfei himself fell hard enough, he didn't care about the pain, he just wanted to see what happened to the yellow hair when he got up.

This one just looked up, facing the door opened, and standing a strange plant...

A round and majestic pear-shaped figure, upside-down eyebrows, radiant eyes, and a tightly closed mouth with infinitely depressed corners of the lips.This terrifying appearance of not being angry and arrogant is actually that Mr. Wogua who squats and dies.

Woguajun's piercing eyes swept across the messy house, and finally said in a low, hoarse voice without the slightest emotion: "Your Excellency is so extravagant, and the clear spring water in Sarsha can be wasted like this, but it doesn't matter, if you have money, you can spend it like this." Lord, the total is 98990 Sonny, may I ask you to pay by card or cash?"