fox charm
Chapter 1 Borrowing a Corpse to Return the Soul
I don’t know that the underworld will be like this. The crowd is as crowded as the Caishikou. Many people stumbled and fell into the river on the Naihe Bridge where there was no return. Therefore, this group of people was rescued by ghosts. No matter whether you have ever drank Mengpo soup or not, you will be forced to have another bowl, so there will be congenital idiots in later generations.
By the way, I was molesting a good lady in the back mountain just a moment ago, and then I was put into a sack, and then...
By the way, I seem to have been thrown off a cliff.
Someone murdered General Ning's son-in-law premeditatedly. I don't know what happened to the family.
While recalling the pretentious bullying of men and women in my previous life, and looking at the expressions of the people queuing up to walk across the Naihe Bridge, I smiled wryly, not knowing why I was in such a calm mood.
Maybe, I feel that I am drunk and dreamy, and my previous life was only mediocre, and I have long been tired of it. I have been crowned the only son of a hereditary general, and the road to follow my father's footsteps in the future has been paved. This is the envy of all people. In my opinion Come, but that's all.
After drinking the Mengpo soup, I started over from the beginning, and there was nothing wrong with it.
However, when I took the badly rotten soup in the hands of the expressionless old lady, my stomach suddenly churned, and finally I still couldn't control my temper, and asked displeasedly. Said: "Why is it rotten?"
Her eyelids were drooping, and she slowly said: "Don't be picky, some drinks are good, and the road to rebirth is long, if you go on an empty stomach, you will definitely starve to death."
It turns out that ghosts can't help being hungry, this is the first time I've heard of it.
Just as I was about to raise my neck to go to righteousness heroically, I suddenly felt a gust of cold wind coming from behind, and then a big rough hand was placed on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a strange messenger with a bull's head standing beside him. There was also a horse-faced ghost guard standing there, and he knew who they were without guessing. He was about to get close when he heard Niu Tou say: "Why are there so many troubles recently? This person has not yet reached the end of his life, so why did he break into the underworld?"
"Let's find a dead body and borrow some time for him before the higher-ups can find out. Then hook him back after his life is over." Ma Mian answered.
"Everyone's physical attributes are different, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a body that suits him." The bull's head hesitated.
"Then let's make do with it, at worst, we'll replace it if it's rotten." Ma Mian said resolutely.
I saw the two singing and chatting enthusiastically, and I completely regarded my client as a bystander, so I crossed my hands and smiled sinisterly, and said: "If I don't arrange a place for my uncle, I will follow him." The superiors took the initiative to report."
The two of them looked at me in unison, and then there was a hint of flattery on their faces like freaks, and they leaned over and asked, "I don't know what identity you like? Today, some noble people have reached the end of their lives, and they can send you off at any time." to borrow the corpse
soul. "
I immediately put on the face of an old man, and after finding a bridge to stand firm, I said lazily: "Tell me everything, if there is any identity that suits me."
"Ah." Niutou promised to open his notebook, and then listed: "Mengliang County Magistrate Li Shunde died of illness on his bed at the age of eighty-two."
"No, it's too old to chew even tender grass." I waved my hand and said.
"The son of Zhuang Shouguang, a merchant in Qiling County, died of dyeing flowers and willows for a long time, at the age of twenty-one."
"If I come back alive, there will be no prospect. People outside may not know what to think of me, no no no." I continued to wave my hands.
"Nanhua King Zhao Yincheng was poisoned and killed at the age of forty-three."
"Will King Yan die today? Tsk tsk, it seems that the father has lost another deadly enemy." I shook my head and glanced at the impatient bull head, and then said: "This person lives under many crises every day. If you can’t stand it, if you can’t, change it again!”
"The Seventh Princess of the Yao Kingdom accidentally fell into the water and died today. It will last for eight years."
"Woman? Don't taunt me." I laughed.
Ma Mian gave me a blank look, then impatiently snatched the booklet from Niutou's hand and said: "The young master opposite your house is dying, why don't you go to him to be reborn, and it happens to be closer to your biological parents. "
Opposite door?Is the old man's lifelong enemy—Shangshu Xue in Sydney's house?Unexpectedly, Xue Moran, who was born with a weak body, was finally going to hold his breath.
My old man has always looked down on the literary family, perhaps because of his influence, I also have a dislike for the literary family.If going to his house, I always feel that it is not the best choice.
"That—" I was just about to continue asserting my rights, when I suddenly saw smoke coming out of the bull's nostrils twice. I thought he must be really impatient. After falling silent, he accepted their arrangement.
By the way, I was molesting a good lady in the back mountain just a moment ago, and then I was put into a sack, and then...
By the way, I seem to have been thrown off a cliff.
Someone murdered General Ning's son-in-law premeditatedly. I don't know what happened to the family.
While recalling the pretentious bullying of men and women in my previous life, and looking at the expressions of the people queuing up to walk across the Naihe Bridge, I smiled wryly, not knowing why I was in such a calm mood.
Maybe, I feel that I am drunk and dreamy, and my previous life was only mediocre, and I have long been tired of it. I have been crowned the only son of a hereditary general, and the road to follow my father's footsteps in the future has been paved. This is the envy of all people. In my opinion Come, but that's all.
After drinking the Mengpo soup, I started over from the beginning, and there was nothing wrong with it.
However, when I took the badly rotten soup in the hands of the expressionless old lady, my stomach suddenly churned, and finally I still couldn't control my temper, and asked displeasedly. Said: "Why is it rotten?"
Her eyelids were drooping, and she slowly said: "Don't be picky, some drinks are good, and the road to rebirth is long, if you go on an empty stomach, you will definitely starve to death."
It turns out that ghosts can't help being hungry, this is the first time I've heard of it.
Just as I was about to raise my neck to go to righteousness heroically, I suddenly felt a gust of cold wind coming from behind, and then a big rough hand was placed on my shoulder. I turned around and saw a strange messenger with a bull's head standing beside him. There was also a horse-faced ghost guard standing there, and he knew who they were without guessing. He was about to get close when he heard Niu Tou say: "Why are there so many troubles recently? This person has not yet reached the end of his life, so why did he break into the underworld?"
"Let's find a dead body and borrow some time for him before the higher-ups can find out. Then hook him back after his life is over." Ma Mian answered.
"Everyone's physical attributes are different, and I'm afraid it will be difficult to find a body that suits him." The bull's head hesitated.
"Then let's make do with it, at worst, we'll replace it if it's rotten." Ma Mian said resolutely.
I saw the two singing and chatting enthusiastically, and I completely regarded my client as a bystander, so I crossed my hands and smiled sinisterly, and said: "If I don't arrange a place for my uncle, I will follow him." The superiors took the initiative to report."
The two of them looked at me in unison, and then there was a hint of flattery on their faces like freaks, and they leaned over and asked, "I don't know what identity you like? Today, some noble people have reached the end of their lives, and they can send you off at any time." to borrow the corpse
soul. "
I immediately put on the face of an old man, and after finding a bridge to stand firm, I said lazily: "Tell me everything, if there is any identity that suits me."
"Ah." Niutou promised to open his notebook, and then listed: "Mengliang County Magistrate Li Shunde died of illness on his bed at the age of eighty-two."
"No, it's too old to chew even tender grass." I waved my hand and said.
"The son of Zhuang Shouguang, a merchant in Qiling County, died of dyeing flowers and willows for a long time, at the age of twenty-one."
"If I come back alive, there will be no prospect. People outside may not know what to think of me, no no no." I continued to wave my hands.
"Nanhua King Zhao Yincheng was poisoned and killed at the age of forty-three."
"Will King Yan die today? Tsk tsk, it seems that the father has lost another deadly enemy." I shook my head and glanced at the impatient bull head, and then said: "This person lives under many crises every day. If you can’t stand it, if you can’t, change it again!”
"The Seventh Princess of the Yao Kingdom accidentally fell into the water and died today. It will last for eight years."
"Woman? Don't taunt me." I laughed.
Ma Mian gave me a blank look, then impatiently snatched the booklet from Niutou's hand and said: "The young master opposite your house is dying, why don't you go to him to be reborn, and it happens to be closer to your biological parents. "
Opposite door?Is the old man's lifelong enemy—Shangshu Xue in Sydney's house?Unexpectedly, Xue Moran, who was born with a weak body, was finally going to hold his breath.
My old man has always looked down on the literary family, perhaps because of his influence, I also have a dislike for the literary family.If going to his house, I always feel that it is not the best choice.
"That—" I was just about to continue asserting my rights, when I suddenly saw smoke coming out of the bull's nostrils twice. I thought he must be really impatient. After falling silent, he accepted their arrangement.
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